Tinder General Real anons and fake Chads welcome.

>>37718521
I downloaded Tinder last week and had a hookup with a girl after having it for about two days. I've since deleted it because there's a girl I seriously want to pursue a relationship with but Tinder is a great option for sex.

Tinder is good for missed connections, too.

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Why are all my beautiful matches unobtainable? Just matched with this babe and look how far she is. She even talked to me too ;-;

>>37719377
so ask if she wants to meet for coffee

>>37718633
>small town fag detected

>>37718521
I'm just starting to accept that I don't look like someone worth fucking. It's kinda pointless to even try.

>>37718560
i hope you choke in your sleep tonight normie scum

>>37719456
not him but another small town fag here, how do I use tinder if half the people I see I'm too scared to swipe right because we have too many connections?

>>37719433

That's so far though

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>talking to a girl and find out she uses tinder
>says she downloaded tinder to meet friends
fuck bitch you can two time me but don't insult my intelligence.

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>>37718521
>10/10 in britain

You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>37719530
JUST
DOOOOO
IT

Literally just go in assuming "They probably won't swipe right on me anyway".

If they do, then fuck it just go at it. It's a worthless social interaction, and will net you nothing in return.

>>37719552
What do you mean? 'That's so far'?

>Make a Tinder
>Talk to a few chicks
>Get bored
>Delete Tinder

All the women on Tinder seem like vapid whores looking for some self esteem boosting, honestly. Hardly seems worth the effort when you're competing with 100 other men for every single chick.

>>37718521
I've gone 5 days without a match. I hate being Asian in hickville.

>>37718521
>tinder in Santa Fe
>shitty profile gets matches out the wazoo; guaranteed matches every day

>tinder in SoCal
>two matches, period

What gives? Is this just Chadland? Should I improve my profile?

>>37719616
Holy fuck that's the creepiest thing I've seen in awhile

>>37720210
m8 i know exactly what you mean
>be 5'8 4/10 spic
>live in SoCal
>swipe right until i run out every day
>at most 5 matches per week
>never even reply back or bot
>go to mexico city for vacation
>decide to use tinder because fuck it why not
>around 5 to 10 matches per day
>even get a super like every other day or so
>more than half of them at least reply
i didnt want to think women were actually this egotistical here but holy shit did that open my eyes

I feel like if I join this and pursue women I'm playing into the system, giving it power over me. I want to be my own man. The only winning move is not to play.

>>37720290
It's because you're a spic. Of course Mexican women will like you more than white women.

>>37720290
It's just shocking. I'm tempted to use an emulator or get premium just to swipe in other cities around the USA and test this. Clearly, SoCal women have WAY higher standards than NM ones, but what about elsewhere?

Hell, it could be a whole social experiement. Where do women have the highest standards on tinder?

>>37720352
I mean, this is obviously a factor, but there's plenty of Hispanic women on tinder here in SoCal, and even their standards seem o be way higher.

>>37720369
They want to get colonized by the big white doctor cock, not beaned by tiny brown day laborer weenie. That's their thinking, not mine.

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tfw never got the super likee

>>37720481
>got a super-like from close friend while drunk at 2 AM
>I respond "LOL"

I fucked up.

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>meet up with girl on tinder
>date is alright
>no hug at the end lul
>she deletes me from tinder
>no fucks given
I need to find a gf for the sake of my parents

>>37719616
>I'm not going to message you first. Be a man.

she should focus on being a woman and not a fucking orc

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Decided to say fuck it and delete/remake my profile. Usually y'all have some pretty sound advice to fix this so I'm coming to y'all again.

How bad did I fuck up this time? Is it just my fat faggot face?

>>37721366
holy FUCK LOL. Is the restaurant pic at Ben's Chili Bowl? Are you in DC?

>>37721417
Nah nigga that's a Steak N' Shake

>>37721366
Turn on smart photo, I think it's pretty good. Others might want to weigh in on this.
Also speaking of weighing, that's the biggest issue with your profile. Also, get a bio. Girls won't read it before swiping, but sometimes they'll comment on it afterwards.

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I think tinder is dead. I tried to meet up with people from the app using pic related since last November. Tons of matches, but they all flake or ghost once I suggest we actually meet in person.

>>37721648
>mentioning the four chins on your dating profile
You're handsome as fuck mane, I'm guessing what happens is girls match with you based on your picture, and then ghost you based on your shit personality.

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>>37721724
It's not personality. I've played the numbers game and have done of everything from being friendly to being been direct. Nothing has worked.

I am also Socal (LA)

>>37721895
>Socal
Well there ya go

>>37721895
>it's not personality.
It's not like they would actually tell you they're rejecting you because of it.

>>37721963
People on tinder don't have personality. They are just looking to fuck.

>>37722002
You seem to be under the illusion that girls don't discriminate partners based on every quality they can discern from their profiles and their conversations. This includes both appearance and personality.
A woman's sexuality has an intellectual component that is more developed than men's, personality is a non negligible part of what turns a woman on.
If you're creepy, if you're beta, that turns her off and she has fifty other dudes to pick from

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>>37722055
Give your contact. I'll give you a week to try and win a woman off of tinder above 6/10 with your amazing "personality".

>>37722119
I'm not saying personality is enough in and of itself. I'm saying you need both that and to be handsome. Because women on Tinder want it all. Why settle on a handsome dude with no personality when you can just as easily have a handsome dude who's nice and funny?
You're sounding pretty confrontational anon, maybe that's part of the reason girls don't want to meet up with you.

Fake responses devoid of anything substantial or personality are the only way to get laid on tindr.

You: Hey how are you? (Non judgemental res, basically allows her to respond as lazily as possible)
Her: Pretty Good (Her response is short, lazily, shes confident at her laxness based off the vibe you gave her initially. but if she responded shes interested
You:How bout I make it better? (Escalate ((Alpha Stance, Short, Concise, Straight to the point))
Her:Okay how? (Her pussy is throbbing at the possibilities, she still riding off her lazy confidence
You:By me fucking you behind the dumpster
(Alpha, disgusting but it also feeds her primal unconscious desire of public exhibition, she now sees you as fun and interesting)
Her: (Its already hook line and lets fuck at this point. Her response will be to either evade the whole fucking behind a dumpster, but she does resonate with your entire alpha demeanor and the fact that you can be someone she can screw outside, or screw in general. She wont be peeved off because most men are beta pussys on tindr and irl)

Tldr:Less words, always escalate, unless you're like me and you straight up ask for a threeway instead of a hello.

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I've had decent success on okcupid but getting anyone on tinder to want to meet has been impossible. I'm a 3/10 guy and matched this rock climber chick, since I'm a climber too. No girl shows more than tepid interest via chat. Totally one sided convos, me asking them stuff and they never ask me anything. On okcupid I could ask out girls immediately and get their numbers, on Tinder it's ghosting whenever I suggest I getting a drink.

>>37722259
Don't ask to get drinks, get coffee or offer her the prospects of taking her out interesting, then bang her and that's it.

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>>37722200
The women on tinder often seem like they are trying to troll for attention, but they are really bad at it.

Not trying to be confrontational, I just hate tinder and think that people from r9k should avoid it. It's not healthy.

>>37722381
Sweet lord, that's a hell of a clapback son

>>37722259
Wow nice doodles you got on your shoulder there skank

Fucking normies and tattoos I swear to god, it's gonna die out just like those stupid stretched earlobes trend a few years back except you can't get rid of tattoos effectively.

>>37720352
i live in SoCal, this place is basically mexico
more than half the girls were mexican or hispanic already, and even then i would probably get even more matches as a white guy in Mexico

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>>37722397
I was probably pretty close on this one

>>37722408
Gauges are very much still a thing. Shit's disgusting but it still exists.

>>37722381
>Not trying to be confrontational
Right in that screenshot, you call her out for her inability to put out even mildly intellectual thoughts. That's confrontational anon. You just insulted her, no wonder she doesn't want to see you anymore.

>It's not healthy.
I agree with that actually, when relationships are too easy to obtain they lose value, and they become easier to discard. Why should I stay with this wholesome country girls with family values and who thinks the fact that she had a boyfriend before me is already too much, who wants me to meet her family and everything, when I can just dump her at the first sign of an argument, reinstall Tinder, and get me a new girlfriend? It's not healthy.

>>37721648
dude why the FUCK are you on r9k
let alone putting r9k on your tinder profile
w the F

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>>37722462
oh I thought you meant I was being confrontational with you. Like I said, I've tried it all from being friendly to being funny to being direct.

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>>37722482
26 khv, that's why I am here.

>>37722505
Well you're being a but confrontational with me too, but I'm a dude so I don't care, I can take it. Girls aren't used to being talked to like that, so they won't take it.
Have you tried being yourself?

Bruh you're going after a hoe with the dog filter lol no wonder you're getting those basic ass replies.
Big red flags for me are

1. The words "Buy" "Take" "Real" "I'm not sure" "Dog" "Cat" "Friends only" (obvious) "Adventure" "Disney land" "Car girl" "I'm a bad texter" "I don't message first"
2. No body pictures unless you can tell they're skinny "Thin fingers" "Thin neck" "thin face"
3. Professional pictures (possibly bots)
4. Any filters

This is just some tips on who not to swipe on or waste your super likes on because they're the most basic bitches who will waste your time and only seek attention because they're scared they're not unique and you desperate shit heads are lowering our worth by giving them attention or fucking them.

>>37722550
Wait you're khv with that face? >>37721648
Dude you must have a shit personality, I don't look nearly as good as you do, I'm dyel, and I've gotten laid off of Tinder a bunch of times. Granted I don't live in socal, but still mane.

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>>37722556
>>37722505
Yeah, that pic was me being myself.

This was me trying to be direct.

>>37719616
goddammit, if that was me I would not be on tinder. I would not be looking for a partner period.

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>pay 10 aud for 1 month
>swipe literally every girl
>few matches
>be myself
>nearly get banned

>>37722674
>Bad offline behavior
What did you do anon?

>>37722674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k0SmqbBIpQ&ab_channel=TooDamnFilthy

>tfw tinder memes on you in this way

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Dumb rostie hoes i swear

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>>37722760
Never met up with any of them IRL she must have had fat fingers and misclicked

Here's my profile btw

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>>37722854
Shave your unibrow and try not to be such an edgelord anon

>>37722854
>this edge
It hurts me to witness this anon

>>37722903
>>37722986
What type of girl would actually bother to check my bio?

They are all self centered tbhfam so doesn't matter what I put in it

>>37722821
Lol, Minneapolis?

>>37723105
You're underestimating how picky they are. Everything can be a factor in this, including your bio. They only read it after a match, but you can still be disqualified at that point.

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i only ever get a ton of matches when im in nyc (i will literally get at least 1 superlike a day) but whenever im home/in college (both are pretty rural areas) i get basically NOTHING. hypothesis: is it because im black?

also has anyone actually had anything substantial come from tinder? i keep deleting it and redownloading because i cant decide if anyone on there is actually looking for anything other than meaningless one night stands

>>37723399
it cause you ugly
and in NYC there way more niggas tryin to just get their dick wet

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>>37721648
there's no way you're a 26khv

>>37723425
prolly right about that! thanks <3

>>37721648
Seeing a familiar face!! I followed you on instagram from /fa/. Didn't know you browse /r9k/ what's up

>>37723437
It's a combination of things. I'm extremely shy. Work in comp. sci. Don't want to settle for anyone below 7/10.

>>37723458
Good evening! That narrows you down to about two people. I think you are the person who I once left a comment in Turkish because I thought you were Turkish. I mainly visit this board.

>>37723567
You got that right lol, I'm half turk. That's honestly surprising, I wouldn't have guessed you browse r9k. I browse this 99% of the time and v, fa, and lit when I've refreshed r9k a thousand times. The comment was very flattering I remember it made my day

>>37720623
>Get tinder date
>Agree on dinner
>Takes like 30 messages for her to finally agree on an a restaurant
>Waiting outside the restaurant on a bench
>Stand up to greet her
>Kind of worried about what to do: hug/hand shake
>She pulls out earbuds, no smile, walks in. I follow
>I'm trying to ask her questions and talk. She doesn't even try to have a conversation with me. Clearly not interested in talking/
>Bill comes
>She just looks at me uncomfortably
>70 something of my NEET bucks disappear
>She walks out of the restaurant
>I call an uber to take me home
>Have a decent conversation with the uber drive
>Check tinder, unmatched

>>37723601
I'm glad you understood ;)
I'll drop you comments more often

>>37723628
Atleast you learned a valuable lesson and ate a delicious meal

>>37723628
>She puts on earbuds and walks in
Thats the part where you just walk away

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>half-ass a tinder
>not bad, not decent, no idea what im doing
>literally swipe through the entirety of girls in my area and match with fucking nobody even though i was realistic about shit
Ranting here but I really dont see the use of tinder unless youre at least 7/10 and manipulative as fuck.

>>37723744
She pulled them out, not put them in. I should of walked away haha She was not even close to as good looking as her photos suggested. Wouldn't even think it was the same person.

>>37723723
T-thanks anon sounds good

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>>37721366
I guaran fucking tee you will NOT get laid from tinder. You are a pudgy faced beta. Why would a girl pick you over even the low tier chads? Lose weight, hit the gym hard, get some tattoos, run bad boy game and try again.

>>37723774
Beta af senpai

>>37721366
You need more pictures

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>>37721648
Youre a mentally ill validation seeking faggot. I can see through your lies. Its over for you with brain chemistry like that.

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>>37723316
40 min south my man

Free SC for thoes who want

>>37723768
I don't understand what kind of culture breeds women like this. In my country nobody ever pulls shit like this. Girls always pull out their wallet when the bill comes here, America must be hell.

>Make a Tinder profile
>first match with a 8/10 in 10 min
>sent an awkward text
>regret it
>delete account before she reads the message

even with phone I have social anxiety wttffff

>>37720331
I identify with this anon.

>>37722903
>>37722986
I cant believe Rami Malek is on Tinder.

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>>37722674
>I understand. It won't happen again.
>I promise.

>>37719616
>Britain
We don't have those dumb frats here

>>37725227
>want to download tinder
>would probably do exactly this

>>37720650
Kekk. Underrated comment

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What would you guys change of this?

Any advice and criticism welcome.. constructive or not.

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>>37725955
here's my bio, any pointers?

>>37725955
>>37725972
You're pretty handsome and a good build, you should do all right.
For your description, I don't think you need to give so much detail about your life. Keep some stuff for the "so tell me about you" of the first date. Also don't need to be so serious.
Last thing, if you're under six feet, just don't mention your size.

>>37719616
>Britain
>sophomore
>hockey
>Greek frats

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all I want is a cow tits gf but no busty girls match with me
Reeeeeee

>>37726002
Thanks a lot man, really appreciate the feedback.

I'm a total fucking robot barely sticking my head out into the real world... my first night ever out to a club was 2 weeks ago... i'm 27.

>>37726046
We're all gonna make it bro. Also lose the four letter code personality thing, it's autistic.

>>37726002
question for you man,

does having an "anthem" up your game? or is it stupid and meant to be used only by roasties?

I was thinking of putting some led zeppelin on it.

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>Get good matches
>Can't think of anything good to say
>Avoid it until I can so i don't fuck it up
>Don't want to try and talk like 4 days later when I remember/think of something
>Probably wouldn't like me anyway

>>37726105
I don't know, I have one but I don't know. Nobody's ever commented on it, although I've had comments about my profile. I have Grow Up and Blow Away from Metric as mine.

>>37726161
good choice man.

It couldn't hurt right?

>>37725955
I swear I've seen you somewhere on 4chan before

>>37726215
Thanks mane. Yeah, I don't think it can hurt as long as it's something cool.

>>37726266
been lurking for 6 years my man, haven't been shy to post my face a couple of times... a few successful troll threads in my day.
Yeah you've probably seen me

>>37725955
Don't take this the wrong way but I think you need one or two less pictures and one picture should be a group one with friends. Too many alone pictures like the bathroom, car, room. It may come across as "creepy" to girls. I'd remove the shirtless picture, the one after shows you work out and I think that one is a better body picture, if that makes sense. I'd move that picture to 2 imo. Also I'd remove the car selfie picture and the other two are fine if you don't have many pictures of yourself.
It also looks like you own 1 top, which I'm sure girls will pick up on. So many mention fashion or style.

>>37723399
You look like an annoying feminist when you have a short afro so I'd just assume your personality, maybe other guys do this too. Tinder is more for hooking up, maybe try the app clover. It seems to be for dating more.

>>37726384
If anything Anon I thank you for the feedback. Everything you said makes total sense. As I mentioned before I'm a robot just coming out of the cave, I need to go shopping..

>>37723399
I've had long term monogamous relationships that lasted several months off of Tinder.
You're not having success because you're obese, it's as simple as that, I don't understand how you couldn't figure it out for yourself.

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What is up with women using filters on every picture? (especially that dog face one) Just take a normal photo

>>37726700
The filter doesn't just add the dog ears and nose. It also smooths the skin, enlarges the eyes, fixes symmetry, etc.

>>37726700

they don't see pictures of hundreds of women every day like we do so they probably don't know just how prevalent it is

>>37725955
why post so many pics that are meant to emphasis your body when it's shit?

>>37721648
>Japanese whatever

KEK KYS

>>37722854
Damn dude you are so edgy!!!

so weird you got banned!!! Fucking normies reeee am I right haha? I would put more fuck in your bio and more about drugs that would make you even look more cool!

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Have had tinder for 1.5 years, not a single match ever,

I think I should really just give up on dating

MFW beta faggot

>>37723813
unfortunately I think this is true.

I think anyone who looks like that will have slim pickings on tinder unless they have something charismatic or big in their favour.

>>37727249
Every time somebody says this, they've got a really shitty profile. Post your bio.

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>match with qt
>she's really flirty with me
>great bants
>says she loves my ass, things like that

>lives ~2 hours away
okay not too bad...

>travel to meet her
>have great date, fun time
>says she doesn't really want to have sex/isn't into that kinda stuff

wtf.. what a waste of time, really got my hopes up i had a massive crush on her.

I'm not doing a long distance relationship with someone that doesn't want to have intimacy.

oh well, back to being single and bitter again

>>37727458
it's time to admit you have a problem

sorry to be that guy

>>37727776
>>37727458

my bad, i thought you wrote
>tfw can't talk to any of because I'm always drunk off my ass

disregard

>>37727753
>lives 2hrs away
>not too bad

What the fuck? Where do you live?

>>37723628
she is literally just using you for food it's something that girls do now
>match a dude
>unmatch/block
>get free meal
>on to the next

>>37722505
That's a pretty strange thing to say though, people might think it's desirable to avoid social categorization, manifest individuality but girls often don't at least until they already know you quite well? It's something you have to slide in gently into them.

>>37723399
I met my gf on tinder actually. Been together 3 years now.

>>37725955
You should have a picture of yourself out with friends. For some reason that really hepls.

>>37725972
Bio looks really good honestly. I think you'll get lots of matches. Maybe take out the 5'9 part, no sense advertising it imo

>>37721366
ENOUGH OF THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37726438
its just my natural hair :/ people have told me before that my afro makes guys think im a lesbo but its annoying cuz i like having natural hair and im too low maintenance to get weave/have braids all the time :///
>>37726532
uh yeah i am fat but why do people not care about that in urban areas but in rural areas they do

>>37729020
>uh yeah i am fat but why do people not care about that in urban areas but in rural areas they do
They care just as much. It's just that there's a lot more people in cities, so statistically that's more accidental right swipes, and more guys who are so thirsty they would harpoon a whale.

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Rate this shit, bio is in dutch but I'll translate

> looking for a girl who doesn't really have a clue either so we can figure it out together

> I'm more handsome than I look

> rapper, beatboxer and producer of (bad) electronic music

>187m - [university] - Engineering

>>37726700
covers a lot of stuff up, plus they have a really really low standard for humour. I sat next to a roastie swiping once, and she suddenly says "haha this guy is so funny", the reason for this not being his non-existant bio or inventive pictures, but the fact he had his tongue out on one.

>>37729146
> I'm more handsome than I look

Don't say that, makes you come off as insecure.
Lijkt me verder wel prima, vriend

>>37722259
>tee hee this app is silly
While choking on the cock of chad who met on tinder

>>37730905
>chad
This is a serious thread for advice about dating, no roleplay please

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What can I change for mine?

Not getting much matches

Things i learned from tinder:

>superliking greatly increases your chances of matching
>girls who give you their number first are often seeking attention and nothing else
>always talk to them on the app for about half a day, then say "you should text me", and give them your number

When i do the last thing, 9 times out of 10 i get a text within an hour from them. Then i make a little more small talk and ask if they want to meet up. They usually do.

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What do I say Bros?

>>37720650
I feel bad for her, man. She likely only resorted to an app like that because nobody around her shows her any attention in the first place. Don't insult her. She's far from a "roastie", she just wants to experience what other girl's experience for once in her life.

I've been getting "you have new likes" messages created by tinder
but using tinder has caused nothing but despair for me
i hate myself for even considering upening up that fuckin shit app
fuckfuckfuck

t. 4/10 5'7 man

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>>37718521
I have an album with well over 100 crazy tinder accounts I've personally found. If interest, will post more.

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>message cute tranny for a few days
>he/she suddenly stops replying

just wanna suk some dik

>>37734096
>for a few days
That was your mistake. You gotta move fast.

>tfw no matches

orgi

>>37723399
me desu right here right here!

>>37725955
You look like a not fun person. Your first picture is too serious and it's basically a fucking glamour shot - something men shouldn't be putting up on Tinder unless you're obsessed with yourself (something you should ask yourself considering you're the only human in any of your pictures). All of these photos say you're either vapid or just incredibly dumb
>>37725972
None of this is funny, not even a little bit. Be FUN. Your bio isn't your bio, its a blurb of 3-4 sentences that says you have a job and that you're funny in X way and you like X thing. Having height is reasonable but I wouldn't put the personality thing in there, that's for women. Leave the part about the car business out and just let them know you work and you enjoy studying for your second degree. It also doesn't make much sense that you say you're, "looking to get in touch again with nature." Women don't want that, women want someone that will say, "Hey we're going to X to do Y, come along!" And then you go and do it. So just say you like kayaking, surfing, and hiking. Don't include the idea that work tires you out. Don't include that you go to the gym obsessively. Fire your editor, he sucks at his job.

>>37732691

Let's make America great again. It's a freebee.

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Why use tinder when you can find a non-roastie fembot near you? >>37732446

>>37723399

T H I C C C C C C C C C

Oreeegiinalo

>>37726040

She is so hot.

More pics.