I am the most witty wannabe MC this side of autism city Most

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I am the most witty wannabe MC this side of autism city
Most of my rhymes are shitty, I can't even spit
I got a speech impediment, Which is detriment-al
to my ability as an MC
Yo I represent for the autists and kids that watch anime
My favorite touhou is sonichu, he my waifu
I am strictly not trained in gorilla warfare or kung-fu
Step to me if ya dare, my styles aspergerlicious
and I'm vicious, yo check the viscosity
of my ejaculatory liquids, shit's sticky
I generally only fap to tentacle hentai
K-On girls call me senpai
Wanna battle me? Game on.
Just don't expect me to be anywhere but home
I'm antisocially inclined. Real life girls? I get denied
Trust me, I tried. I will never ever get a nice wife
But fuck that, Anime is life
Watching girls from my computer screen doing cute things
Though sometimes the loneliness creeps up, it stings
Momma says "wash yo ass, it stinks"
Bitch, I got priorities, I am doing more important things
While you were sluttin it up in sororities, I was only
dreaming of bashing minorities hiding behind anonymity
Yes, despite my fat ass I'm quite dashing
Just don't expect me to be into gay shit like fashion
Normies? I reee and bash 'em, manlets I squash 'em
Drive sluts over in my land rover and film it with the dash cam
Watch it late at night and commence masturbation
Ben-Gay on my balls, quite the sensation