ITT: What you do for a wagie job

former janitor
I'm a NEET again now

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local trucker
>16 an hour
>14 hour days
>no over time
literal slavery

who /security/ here ?

gonna go to university to study renewable energy engineering. Hope to work with producing power or maybe designing new solar panels.

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>>37716730

Cross trained at a very famous guitar company. Sanding and grain filler.

>4 am start
>numbers are severly behind
>supervisors hounding everyone to work 10 hour days and saturdays also
>only work 8 hours typically and been ditching saturdays
>supervisor getting very passive aggressive toward me and rumors are flying of someone possibly getting canned.
>tfw those rumors are more than likely about you
>tfw pass up work qt who was interested because autistic nerves come out when she is around
>tfw finally get the nerve to go in months later and her orbiter moves right next to her only to mock me.
>all this for only 13.50 an hour.

JUST

>>37716811
how many days a week? at least if you go crazy you'll have money to spend.

>Work at Taco Bell
>$7.60 an hour
>Work very long hours
>Barely any days off
>End my life

>>37717399

What is the most tedious item to make at Taco Bell when there's a lunch rush?

>>37716730
Mcdonalds, part time, 4 hour days, the pay is 9$ an hour, which isn't really bad.

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Work as a tour guide in bongland city with rich medieval history. It's a 'free tour' anyone can join and people tip whatever they want at the end.

Pros:I literally tell people stories for money and the impressive buildings and history do half the work for me. I also want to be a teacher/lecturer so it is good teaching and oratory practice. On good days I can make 100-150 for less than 2 hours work. Plus I sometimes get to work in (pic related) a really old castle which used to be a Pictish hill fort.

Cons: erratic pay and hours make life and financial planning difficult. My worst day I made 23.50 for the tour. Occasionally annoying tourists will join or you get a herd of American beasts who slow down the entire tour with their slow walking, making the tour run over time which means other tourists get annoyed and tip less. Or a random alkie/junkie scumbag will interject with their own opinions on the topic after hearing you talk for less than ten seconds...

>>37716831
reporting in

night security for a call centre, get paid pretty well and work four on/four off, just shitpost and watch movies all night

For those who have worked in multiple fast food restaurants, which have you enjoyed working at the most?

engineer
medical particle accelerators
I like my job !!

nursefag here
>12 hour shifts
>no weekends but i only work 3 days (sometimes 4)
>surrounded by thots and hags
im gonna quit one of these days

>>37717639
What kind of medical application could a particle accelerator possibly have?

>>37717654
I know a guy who quit nursing to become a police officer. Said it was the best decision he ever made.

>>37716730
previous job
summer camp counselor at local community center

pros: i got quite a few stories from it

cons: children are the fucking worst, will do everything in their power to piss you off. lots of work, outside most of the time. Lots of disgusting shit you have to deal with. Lot of management errors and disorganization. animosity between different age group counselors. absolute shit pay.

do anything else, this job is just inheriting 20-30 cases of shit parenting. let some other schmuck do it.

>>37717667
radiotherapy (cancer treatment)
make radioisotopes (imaging)
I think they are used for imaging in research as well, but that wouldn't be considered a dedicated medical accelerator.

>>37717478
Same, everyone acts like its the worst thing ever. But as an entry level job the pay/environment is pretty comfy

>>37717798
It's not the most comfy job out there.

>Managers constantly tell you to tuck your shirt in

>When you scratch your head or move up your glasses people say you're picking your nose, so have to deal with itches all day long

>When you have to scratch your nose people think the same thing

These are the only real criticisms I have.

>>37717798

Depends how much people are working and how organized the store is.

>>37718008

Even if you're not touching the food it's a good habit to never touch your face or glasses directly with hands when working in a restaurant. People see and think it's gross.

I'm an engineer for a metal recycling and refining company.

I don't like it, and I'm thinking of a career change. Maybe software engineering.

>>37717688
i was thinking about this but what is the training like? driving tahoes and chargers around all day/night sounds like fun, plus i have a reason to conceal carry

>>37716730
manager in an office for a property preservation management company (basically there's a bank that repossessed homes and we manage the property and get people to fix it as the bank requires)

pros:
>extremely cushy
>lots of paid breaks
>get to sit on my ass most of the day
>very good opportunity for advancement
>good pay
>close to where I live

cons:
>80% of my coworkers are catty bitches who refuse to take responsibility for their actions
>100% of my coworkers are normalfag scum
>the CEO is the biggest jew nigger that ever lived and will not be reasoned with and has the most extreme case of selective hearing I've ever seen
>all of the other managers hate me and actively try and sabotage other people's work
>one of the people I supervise is grossly incompetent and I recently had to put her on data entry duty and assume all of her responsibilities because she couldn't get the fucking job done right

I plan on using this job to save enough money to go back to school next year for forensic pathology. I would probably shoot myself if I had to stay at this place for too long, but for now it's a very welcome break. Even the worst of the cons aren't as bad as the best of the problems I've had at other jobs.

>>37718127
Then how the fuck am I supposed to itch the itches on my face, it starts to hurt after a while.

Janitor

Pros:
>spend 80% of shift on my ass shitposting
>get to walk around the premises unlike most of the cucks who are chained down to their position
>free lunches (the food sucks)
>get free sodas from the store
>once in a while in the women's bathroom, I'll find a pair of used panties that I sniff and take home later to jerk off in

cons:
>I'm a janitor, so everyone treats me like I'm some kind of fucking leper esp. women
>have to clean up shit/vomit/period blood sometimes
>it gets a boring sometimes
>doesn't pay that well

All in all not a bad gig at all.

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>When you're too smart to bow down to Mr. Goldstein

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I shelve books at a library
for $11 an hour on the east coast

>>37716811

16 for a trucker? That's fucking low

>>37718327

Rub your forearms really hard against your face :C

>IT support
>65k aud /y
>basically plug in new screens and computers

I get 20k above what I should due to two promotions internally, but the job itself makes me want to flush myself down the toilet on a daily basis.

>>37716730
Anyone every don't any of those smart phone delivery jobs like grubhub or post something? Are they good?

>>37716837
You mean.. power engineering?.. or is that a different field for you eurofags?

>>37718499
They don't let me do that either

>>37717434
(differentanon) anything grilled was pretty annoying, things like quesadillas were easy to make gross because a lot of my coworkers would get impatient and not steam/grill them enough ( not me though..i love quesadillas so id always try to make them gud )...also the chalupas. They were pretty infamous. Anything with potatoes or cinnabons, because same with chalupas they take a reeally long time to make and they go bad really fast.

I look at pineapples with suspicion

>>37716730
Systems admin/consultant. Asked for too low of a wage given the enormous scope of my responsibilities. I was desperate for work and had originally applied as just an intern.

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Fuck I just want to kill myself. I can't find a job. I'm too scared to interview let alone actually work or talk to people. I'm going to end up homeless and starve to death when my parents kick me out.

>>37719585

It helps to look up job interviews online. There's plenty of forums and videos to look over. You won't be asked the same exact questions, but you should be able to understand the general idea how you should present yourself. If you're applying for entry level work job interviews aren't so scary. If you don't have a good answer be honest about it and you can move on to the next question.

"Have you ever worked in a fast pace environment?"
"have you ever worked with a group to solve a problem? What did you to overcome a problem?"

>>37719585
Starting is the hard part

>>37719141
I agree, also when people would ask for any number of 12 packs, and I always hate making doubledillas for some reason.

>>37717654
another nursefgag here

>enjoying my last day off
out of fucking 7

working 6 12s and 1 8th sucks but fuck it it was worth it being able to neet for 7 days.

work kinda sucks but cant say no to that 30 an hour plus inmense benefits.

>>37716730
I work for Target, wearing many hats but typically doing truck unload in the grocery department.
Pros
>basically get paid to work out
>no cashiering
>about once per week I'm the backroom person and barely have to deal with normies
>most people don't really need help finding grocery items anyway
>gr8 coworkers
>great wage (for retail)
>largely unsupervised
Cons
>get up ass-early in the morning
>occasionally cop general sales floor shifts (which includes my personal hell, backup cashiering) outside of my comfy grocery zone
>irregular schedule and inconsistent hours
>spending time in the freezer eats ass
>have to listen to ancient passive-aggressive operator ladies constantly bitch over the radio about phone calls/whether we have things in stock (srsly makes my blood boil, look shit up yourselves you rusty hags, we're busy doing actual work)
>atmosphere is friendly to the point of culty, doesn't bother me but it would rub you the wrong way if you are antisocial
I like it.

>>37716730
HVAC and refrigeration whenever that pops up.
>pros
>keeps me /fit/
>something I kind of like doing
>pay isn't too bad and I don't have any debt, close to being able to buy a good house
>only go to 3-4 places on average, usually about an hour or so at each place doing whatever needs to be done
>not a whole lot of monotony so boredom isn't much of a thing
>rarely have to interact with people outside of the boss/workers of places I go to and my coworkers
>get a feeling of accomplishment whenever I get something up and running again
>usually go solo
>distraction
>usually get simpler jobs due to area

>cons
>starting out can be rough but it wasn't much of a problem to me
>if you're not an early bird there will be issues
>sometimes things can become unpredictable
>weather can be a drag
>being too much of a careless dumbass can get you or someone hurt
>often you'll get random call ins and the hours can get long
>just fuck summer entirely

Rising senior in college. Current job is an editor at the school paper, and I have an offer from Reuters to be a political correspondent once I graduate. I also work for them as a stringer.

Editor job:
pros-
>a lot of recognition at school
>great resume booster
>super great coworkers
>Great pay for a student job

cons-
>uni pres hates us, has tried to have me expelled over a story
>training new writers can suck, and they can make us look bad
>budget just got cut so we cant pay writers anymore, just editors
>hours can be wonky, im regularly in the newsroom until 2 or 3 working

I want to go onto law school and be a prosecutor, but I have journalism as a backup just to be safe

I'm 29 and I bag groceries. My co workers are all 16 - 18. I make $8.00 an hour and I still live at home, my paycheck goes to anime figures, video games and food. I don't have a car so 2 days a week my mom drives me to work and the other 2 I ride my bike. Yesterday it rained on me on my way to work. A chad with a lifted truck drove by a puddle and splashed it all over me. One of my co workers is also 29 and he works in management.

Which is more demanding: Working at fast food or working at a grocery store?

>>37719720
"yes..um..hello..*audibly smirking* we'd like FIVE taco twelve packs..TWENTY frito burri-"

>>37716730
I make websites and then sell them. It usually takes me 4 months per website but I make around $20k from each one. I don't have to leave my parents house so it's nice.

It is a lot of work though.

Residential electrician $23/hr US
I help do electrical for new houses and also wire in furnaces for an hvac contractor.

Pros: company van to drive home
Good health benefits
Work days go by quickly
Satisfaction when you make everything work perfectly.
Potential to do work on the side for cash.

Cons: custom homebuilders are often incompetent assholes.
Homeowners can be demanding and ocd. New housing is tedious because everything must be perfect.
Residential is lowest tier of electrical work and lowest paid and i am overqualified for it. Lots of ignorant and addictive types in trades. Wear and tear on body and joints.

Work as a traffic attendant at my uni. Basically we stand outside and sell tickets for people to park when we have events. Some events we let people park for free.

Pros - Really easy money, flexible schedule, sometimes can be good to have social interaction

Cons - Just standing there can get boring and tiring, some people are dicks, only get paid minimum wage

>>37717622
Dunkin donuts night shift was master race. Unlimited coffee and food, one other based coworker, few costomers and comfy music. And no im not indian this was a dunkin in the south. Worst job was a barback/porter at a pool hall. Cant complain about the 2 free drinks every night though but i only lasted there about 2 weeks

>>37716730
>6 years ago, full-blown college dropout NEET
>only saving grace is having an above-average typing rate of 70 wpm
>parents threaten to kick me out if not in school or trying to find work
>really like masturbating 10 times a day so throw together a shitty resume and send it out to every single company on the first 5 pages of indeed.com to show how hopeless it is for a millenial to get work
>some recruiter actually contacts me back asking if I'm interested in being a "Document Specialist"
>tell them I have zero social skills and admit I may actually be autistic
>recruiter tells me it's night shift and pays $65,000 with the chance to work from home eventually
>decide to give it a shot and go in for an interview with the recruiter to reaffirm my autism but the roastie probably watched A Beautiful Mind one too many times and hypes the fuck out of my resume, lying on my behalf and making the main company believe I'm some kind of Word/Excel autist
>they believe her and my only interview with the main company is over the phone with their HR to verify my citizenship and lack of felonies
>ends up being one of the top 5 law firms in the world
>end up using google and youtube every day for the first year to learn Word and Excel from the bottom up
>somehow pull it off
>6 years later now at $91,000 salary with 4 weeks vacation and other perks like free taxi rides home each night if I wanted
>all because I use spellcheck on high profile cases that were won by actual lawyers in which I had zero real participation in
>at this point, I basically use AHK to automate all of my work
>no one knows about AHK so I just milk it and stretch the work out to make it look like I'm as slow as everyone else instead of being a tryhard and outperforming the shit out of everyone and just getting more work
>salary will hit 6 digits in two years at this rate
>still not allowed to work from home

Dattebayo.

YouTuber. Starting to make about 1 grand a month.

>waiter
>between $20 and $35 an hour
>work four days a week for about 5-7 hours at a time

Not bad

>>37720935
>YouTuber
how might an anon get into this?

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>>37716730
Busboy
It's fucking garbage, most of the chefs are just pissed off assholes, annoying ass 5 hour shifts from 5:00 to 10:00 P.M. I come home sweaty and covered in filth, and have to serve a bunch of old farts food, as its mainly old people who come to eat here.
I hate it so much.

I'm a freelance communication & multimedia designer and aspiring game developer.
I make logos, sites, videos, physical and digital games, interactive installations etc.
The pros are that you get to work on cool stuff and improve your skillset.
The cons are the vast majority of clients who don't get what design is, think a logo is just a funny picture instead of a brand and try to underpay you.

I'm going to apply for a job at an actual studio once my skillset is bigger, freelance is shit.

>>37716730
Reporting/BI Analyst.
Pros: Spend most of my time writing scripts, creating automated/self-serve reports and visualising data.
I rarely have to talk to stakeholders in person. I do all communication via email - I never make myself available on the phone.

Cons: I work in an open-plan office.

Pretty comfy overall though.

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>>37716730
meat factory.

>pros
Amazing pay(Roughly 45k a year which is above min wage in my country), great tax return, only seasonal work (9 months on, 3 months off these days) your holiday and sick days get paid out at the end of the season. At the beginning and end of the season you can work fuck all hours and still get a pay check better than fulltime hours on min wage.

>cons
extremely hard work that will destroy your body, shitty lazy co-workers that make your job 2x harder because you HAVE to pick up their slack, I have an hour+ long commute because I dont want to live in rural hick town. You get sick a lot because viruses travel around so fast and youre around so many people.

I'm trying to get out of this off season, but its good money someone like me will never make elsewhere.

>>37716811
move to new zealand and get paid absolute bank to drive our roads and see beautiful sights.

seriously as long as youre not on heroin/meth you're heavily wanted here

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>>37718008
>When you scratch your head or move up your glasses people say you're picking your nose, so have to deal with itches all day long
>When you have to scratch your nose people think the same thing
I rub my nose a lot and I'm afraid of people thinking I'm picking it in front of them.

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>>37718406
>once in a while in the women's bathroom, I'll find a pair of used panties

>>37716730
Software Engineer
$135k+/yr with bonuses

Have my own office in skyscraper with beautiful natural view right around the corner

Flexible work hours, can just come in late and nobody cares

Fun programming tasks that I love, this is a dream job

>>37723198
Oh and the most important part, I only have to talk to people in person about once a week, otherwise we use text chat to discuss our code

>>37716730
i work as an engineer in the defense industry. i get along pretty well with my coworkers, i can pick my schedule as long as minimum hours are met and people can cover production adequately as well as complete projects. pay is nice, and has some good perks.

traffic can be annoying and i almost always have to take work home with me, which isn't terrible since i enjoy the work itself, but it eats into free time significantly.

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>>37723198
yeah dude, me too
that's why you post here

>>37723394
>Implying I'm not literally autistic

>>37723198
"Engineer" is a meme title for Developer in IT. Like "Solutions Architect".

>>37723552
Let's get Agile. Scrum time!

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>>37716730
I work as credit salesman in a bank. I basically have to sit in some random store and occasionally lie to people. my engrish sucks balls, if there's legit name for this kind of position in eng just tell me so
Pros:
>little to no control from supervisors - just don't forget to send reports and ignore their whining
>depending on store, no office slavery - can go whenever and do whatever
>potential bro-tier store employees
>can potentially slut it up with customers and brainless store-dwelling bimbos
>don't HAVE to work, as customer flow is something out of your power *wink-wink*
>can meet someone famus
>Lots and lots of free time

Cons:
>no comfy office, usually
>some stores demand aisle patrols
>store owners can be bitchy
>have to actually talk with people
>if you're not selling shit, salary is shit
>coworkers mostly are greedy Jews
>if there's no customers you have absolutely fucking nothing to do
>IT shits lobotomized most workstation computers so goddamn hard that you can't do shit on them
>literally working for Mr. Shekelshtein

>>37716730
I recently got an associate's in accounting. I'm still looking for work on/off while helping my grandparents. 5 years of job-hunting experience is something even if I've never succeeded, right? Let's pretend it is.

wait staff member at an american whiskey bar
>paid to talk about booze and drink
>small venue, good staff
>feelsgoodman.jpeg

>>37716730
Graduating from medschool this year.

On one hand I'm looking forward to finally being able to stop calling myself a student, but on the other it's going to be shit going from having almost 4 months a year holidays to just 5 weeks. And my income's already $46k so it's not like I'm even getting that much more money to compensate for it.