Ask a hitman anything you'd like.

How does it feel knowing you have killed multiple men?

>>37715180
Are you circumcised?
If so, when did you get circumcised?

>>37715180
how much does it cost to get a certain billionaire killed in bitcoin

Why did Agent 47 suck compared to the Hitman video games?

>>37715180
How do you get jobs like as in how does your clients contact you?
How do you avoid being caught?
What about client confidentiality?
What was your most difficult job?

>>37715201
it doesnt feel too bad
>>37715202
at birth
>>37715213
I dont know. im paid weekly and get bonuses for killings

Fastest acting/most difficult to detect/cheapest and most easily available killer chemicals/drugs?

>>37715227
>How do you get jobs
Im just told what to do or who to go after by my lieutenant
>How do you avoid being caught?
Dont show my face (motorcycle helmets or masks) and always get rid of weapons or other items used
>What about client confidentiality?
dunno what that means. im esl sorry
>What was your most difficult job?
theyre all pretty easy, but the hardest is when they shoot back

Is there some underlying plot behind the killings and who employs you or is it seemingly random in the types of people you kill?
Do you end up killing certain types of people more often than others?
If so then what kinds of people are they?
Have you had any major run ins with law enforcement, if so do you simply kill them or do you pay them off?

>>37715257
ive never poisoned anybody but ive killed someone with acid before.

>>37715267
Oh so you're not a self employed hitman. What country are you from?

How much do you charge to kill neets?

>>37715180
Are you ex-military? How did you get into the trade?

>>37715287
>Is there some underlying plot behind the killings and who employs you or is it seemingly random in the types of people you kill?
I work for a clan and they decide who gets killed or intimidated
>Do you end up killing certain types of people more often than others?
Mostly drug dealers or store owner. Mainly criminals. hurting innocent people is bad
>Have you had any major run ins with law enforcement, if so do you simply kill them or do you pay them off?
Ive served a juvenile prison term and one adult prison term

>>37715334
no, Ive never been in the military. Got into juvenile prison when i was a kid and got caught up with bad people ever since. after my second adult prison sentence i got a job as armed protection with bonuses for killing or kidnappings

What if someone hires you then kills you when you come to collect your suitcase of money?

>>37715228
post some encrypted contact info if you are real

are you gay or are you just a literal hitman

>>37715180
Do you get paid to do certain ways to kill someone?
If so what was the weirdest request?

>>37715180
Any kills you feel bad about?

>>37715458
kidnapping or torture is the weirdest request they'll get. ive cut off two people's testicles and shoved them in the mouth one one
>>37715468
not really

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>>37715180
How much do you get paid?

original of course

>>37715180
You're full of shit but in case you're not, I work in a similar capacity for the mafia

>>37715527
>>37715487
I like you guys
Origato

>>37715487
Huh. What is the best way to defend against a hitman?

>>37715524
9 to 10k euro a week roughly since most of the time i get paid daily.

for killings or other i get maybe 3 to 4k.

>>37715556
meant to say a month, 9 to 10k a month
>>37715550
don't mess with bad people or get involved

>>37715180
If you were ordered to kill me, what's the best thing i can do to escape from you ?

>>37715588
leave your city/country. i rarely come alone

HOW CAN I GET HIRED TO BE A HITMAN? IM /FIT/ KNOW HOW TO USE A GUN, CAN ADMINISTER VARIOUS POISONINGS AND KNOW 3 LANGUAGES I ALSO HAVE A PASSPORT

What are your favorite video games, mr. hitman?

>>37715180
Have you ever killed the target's relative ?
How can i convince you to not kill me ?
Do you think you won't be disposed off (aka killed) when you grow old and won't be efficient at your task ?

>>37715527
what family? also you don't

>>37715487
Does your clan have a discord?

>>37715180
Why should I believe you? (That's my ask)

>>37715640
have no played games in awhile but my favorite would probably be FIFA 13

>>37715666
no sorry but a lot of them have instagrams
>>37715668
you dont have to.
>>37715660
>Have you ever killed the target's relative ?
Yes. This happens a lot. Sometimes just kidnapping
How can i convince you to not kill me ?
you'd have to convince someone else
Do you think you won't be disposed off (aka killed) when you grow old and won't be efficient at your task ?
Maybe or maybe ill just go to jail

>>37715704
Also i'll add i wont get disposed off unless i betray someone which i will never do. they will even provide my family money if I die or go to jail

>>37715750
That sounds like a pretty good clan.

Has there ever been any suicide hits because I think about this a lot. I would pay a hitman to kill me. I would get drunk to shit and order the hit on myself.

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>>37715704
If you are indeed a hitman and you are paid 10k.
That means you get frequently laid and like your life.

NORMIE SCUM. GET THE FK OFF MY BOARS.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE(pls don't kill me hitman desu)EEEEEEEEEE

>>37715779
maybe but i havent done anything like that. i dont see why someone who waste all that money when they can just shoot themselves in the head after they finish partying

>>37715786
Lmao, anon. Thanks for the laughs

>>37715805
Because I'm a coward, silly. Ideally I would be so drunk I wouldn't remember what I've done the next day and you wouldn't find my crying in the corner of my bedroom. What's great is that I do have an emergency $4k available to me, hmm

>>37715820
Seriously doe. All the things you could do, but you browse a virgins losers' board ?

>>37715887
well don't waste that money. its scary killing yourself but it might be scarier having someone kill you. live life and enjoy its not worth killing yourself. if you realy wanted to die you'd be dead. enjoy life bro

>>37715925
Oh, I'm not OP. Just another fellow virgin loser that thought your post was funny

>>37715704
>How can i convince you to not kill me ?
>you'd have to convince someone else
I thought you were LARPing until you said this

This is most likely shitty LARP bait but I've seen other people on 4chan claiming to be hitmen and something about this OP seems eerily realistic.

>>37715950
I'm trying to enjoy life and I admit I am being a bit dramatic except that I really do think about the idea a lot. Thanks for the kind words, hitmanon

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>>37715925
Fuck so OP (the real one) didn't respond to my comment.
Fuck anon, i am hearing someone climbing the stairs.

OP PLEASE !!! PLEEEASSSE !!

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>>37715180
>>37715786

Yo OP, my comment was just a joke. Please no kill.

>>37716009
Most people LARPing as assassins/hitmen on the internet tend to type like middle-class suburban kids and give a lot of detail, such as pretending to be ex-military or a deep webb assassins etc.

OP sounds legitimately uneducated and the part about mafia families paying the families of the dead is actually true. Happens in Romania and Italy.

OP is probably just a neckbeard who did his research and can play a part well, but on the off-chance that this is real, it's pretty unnerving.

>>37715180
How many people have you killed? What's your most common method of killing?

>>37715180
what clan do you work for?

>>37715180
do local politicians ever use your services?
If so against whom?

>>37716128
>did his research and can play a part well
this is a very useful skill for all areas of life
at the very least, OP should be proud of his competency, whoever he is

>>37716228
>How many people have you killed?
maybe 20s more or less? not more than 30
What's your most common method of killing?
Firearm. Pistol or assault rifle. then just get away on a motorbike like 90% of the time

sometimes ive done stuff not using guns, but its mostly guns. most weirdest is probably acid but i dont know what of acid it was
>>37716287
I'm sure they do. mostly journalists but big name politicians or famous people have police investigate every little detail so ive never done anything super big

most journalists nowadays have lots of police escorts though

>>37716386
forgot my trip friends

>>37715180
Do you take request from suicidal individuals? As in, would you kill me if I payed you enough?

>>37716420
No. if someone comes up to me with a personal request, even if they have money i wont do it. thats a really good way to go to prison

>>37715180
How many girls do you fuck? Does your clan pass around girls and lolis to fuck?

>>37716447
i don't fuck a lot of girls really. im not the best at talking smooth to them
> Does your clan pass around girls and lolis to fuck?
yeah in some cases. i dont participate though because those girls are nasty

>>37715180
If i come across you in the street and you happen to have a violent urge, will you bwat the shit out of me ?

>>37716533
unless you piss me off probably not. I'm a nice guy im not an asshole.

>>37715180
how would one get a job like this?

>>37716571
you just gotta know people. though im sure with secret internet sites like darkweb and other ones you could started on your own though i dont know anyone in person that does that

>>37716558
Do you have a family ?
If i may ask, in which country do you work ?

>>37716440
Hi, it's me, the person who asked this first. Well that's a shame but it makes complete sense. Thank you for your services although I wish journalists were off limits, minus one star on your Yelp page for that, man.

>>37716637
I have a little daughter who lives in slovakia who my sister takes care off. i dont live near her though but i send her money

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>>37716669
Thanks for the answers hitanon.
Unfortunately, i have to sleep to work. Gn.
Hope you will neve a contract on me.

>>37716669
>>37716669
>>37716669
what clan do you work for

originoli

>>37716669
But why on r9k?

>>37716669
How old are you? How many years have you spent in prison and what for?

Post proof or fuck off faggot

How did you find out about /r9k/ and why even browse here?

>>37716751
sleep well bro
>>37716760
because this isnt related to /ck/
>>37716787
i am currently 23. i spent 9 months in juvenile prison for assault on police officer when in 15 and 2 years for armed robbery in 2013 to 2015.

Who is going to win out of VP and LGD?

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>>37716836
You sound like the worst hitman ever.

Give me one reason why someone wouldn't choose an ex-military assassin with no criminal record than some dumbfuck who can't even speak english correctly and has been in and out of prison?

I call bullshit on this one.

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>>37716836
You're not a hitman you're a retard

you couldn't even kill yourself you fucking faggot

>>37715180
Ever been shot?
If so how much does it hurt?

>>37717002
No but ive been stabbed a lot and it really burns and strings. getting stiches are terrible because if you move the area too much it stretches and hurts

Are you religious?

this is original fuck you

>>37717071
i am roman catholic.

>>37717030
can you explain to me the circumstances of your stabbing, how it happened?

From start to finish, I'd just like to know exactly how/why you'd end up being stabbed and what the consequences were.

>>37715257
not a hitman but apparently potassium cyanide on the skin can kill, accidently spilling a "drink" on someone at a bar

t. saw iceman documentary

What got you into roleplaying?

>>37717095
Are you a good person by your own standards?
Why or why not?

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have you ever tried to kill anybody with morphine?

if so, how much is a lethal dose? (asking for a friend)

>>37717163
first time i was only 14 and was stabbed with a short switchblade by some kids in my neighborhood. just over dumb street fight shit.
second time i dont know who did it. it was a random stab and run it might've been a failed hold-up or just some junkie or rivals but he got away. Third time was in jail. I was stabbed several times in abdomen and had to get 17 stitches in clinic. someone else got the guy against me after he got out of isolated block

>>37717266
I know im not a good person but i still believe in good words and the word of jesus

>>37717318
not but ive seen a couple people overdose on heroin throughout my life

>>37715487
>>37715180
You do realize if the cops see this thread you're fucked right

plz kill me i want to die

Are you from Italy?

original ..

how do i become a vampire

>>37717372
>but i still believe in good words and the word of jesus
How does it feel that by the bible's standards, you're going to burn in hell?

>>37715487
>touching another mans balls
how can you live with that fact?
you can never untouch them

>>37717453
Let a vampire attack you with it's 'Drain Life' spell, until you contract vampirism.

Make sure to have lots of healing potions on hand.

>>37717501
as long as the people i protect and brought into this world are safe and have a life where they can have support instead of no choices like I did then it is fine. even if i burn in hell forever its like my mind will be in heaven knowing this
>>37717512
yeah its pretty gross especially if they are fat but you get over it

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If you were given a contract to do something wrong, say, bomb an orphanage, would you do it or would you say no? If you would say no, what would happen to you/how would you protect yourself?

>>37716936
because he is disposable.
this isn't a movie.

>>37716936
because a real trained killer costs alot more than some random disposable guy fresh out of prison?

What's your favorite anime? originaI bsjs

>>37717658
nobody will bomb an orphanage expect maybe crazy terrorists. and yes i can say no i dont have to do something like that.
>>37717666
>>37717678
not disposable. everyone who is one of us is very high respect and taken care of. most of us have been here most of our lives

>>37717726
What would happen if you refused a hit? Would the organization/cartel or whatever kill you?

>>37717747
>>37717726
Yeah that's what I was asking. Bombing an orphanage was an example.

>>37717747
no they wont kill me. you cant just kill one of us easily without permission. maybe you can kill the helper or ones who are only friends but not one of us

>>37715376
>>37715351

You said you had a second adult term in one of the posts but only one adult term in the other posts.

What gives, OP?

>>37717792
Answer this
>>37717710
This is highly important.

>>37715950
How old are you?
oregan0

>>37717916
i mean my second prison term which was an adult sentence. my first time in prison was a juvenile
>>37717919
dragonball for sure
>>37717935
23

>>37716487
How old are the youngest?

>>37717418
They'll show up at his house and realize he's just an obese larper. Warning at most.

>>37717970
if I had to guess maybe 13 or 14? but usually theyre for paying customers we just have the classy but still slutty bitches in clubs

what kind of music do you like?
orangenal

>i'm a sooper dangerous hitman
>time to openly discuss this along with details about my personal life on an archived imageboard
You've got to be the shittiest hitman in human history. Post a gun or something at this point fagit.

>>37718059
He's probably from Guatemala or some hellscape where the authorities don't give a shit and are probably all paid off too.

>>37718006
What you mean by 'for paying customers'?
Also were they kidnapped or just slutty edgy teens?

>>37716009
If you're actually a felon or murderer you do not under ANY fucking circumstances talk about being one. Anything you see on the internet can safely be assumed to be a shitty larp.

>>37718052
dont really have much taste in music just listen to whatever if i like it. maybe some old metal or some rap like eminem. i think he's okay. FIFA soundtracks have good songs lol ive heard a lot of stuff from /mu/ that i like but i dont know what kind of music would that be called
>>37718095
some of both

>>37718093
Or he could just be a fucking fat larper like every other "hitman" to ever post on the internet.

>>37717944
What's it like? Do videogames like Hitman, or movies of a similar vein at all show it accurately? What do you do with the bodies? Do you break in? Just give me a typical mission of yours.

>>37715297
Elaborate on how you killed this person with this "acid" that you somehow don't know the name of.

>>37718258
with the bodies we usually just leave the scene as fast as we can though we have have someone dispose them. a lot of them they are buried in many construction areas in the city or in cement drums. im not alone usually on these hits

a lot of times we just come up on a motorbike with our faces hidden and start shooting before we drive off fast. one guy driving one guy shooter.
>>37718300
it was in a sealed jar and i just threw it from far feet away on his face. it took a second try but it broke and burnt his face and he died after maybe 15 minutes. it looked like it was melting or holes were just forming and it smelled really nasty almost like shit and throw up vomit

If you could get out of this lifestyle by migrating to another country to live off some retirement or safety money, would you do it?
Why or why not?

>>37718367
yeah i'm planning on this someday and i'll bring my daughter and other family if i can make with me to live in a nice place somewhere

>>37718398
How much do you make per kill? Also, what would you do if for some reason you were targeted, or your family was?
Finally, what would you do if your daughter found out about your job?

>>37718353
That's not how acid works you colossal fucking retard.

>>37718421
maybe 3k to 4k euro per kill. Thats just a bonus on top of my regular earning per day or week. they also pay for transportation because usually they move you to a different place for a little bit if you kill someone sometimes

>>37718482
>euro
checks out
Have you ever had to fight in your job? Or is it always a clean escape?

>>37718353
An acid that volatile must have been at least concentrated sulfuric. What was the container made of and how did you go about acquiring that much of a lab grade acid without being questioned?

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>>37718398
I hope you'll get to live in a nice place with your family someday anon <3

>>37718421
>>37718482
i moved my family last year to a different country to live with some of our relatives because i wanted to avoid them getting involved. if my daughter ever found ill just tell her that i did what i had to do to make her life a support life
>>37718497
like a fist fight? early on a lot especially before they give you a lot of responsibility. you'd just go to a place and beat up the person or scare them
when it comes to shootings most of the time its a clean escape but on really bad ocassions the police will come chasing us on motorbikes
>>37718507
someone else had gotten it. it was in a glass jar but it didnt seem to be too thick but it took a couple tries to break it

>>37718576
Sulfuric acid cannot be stored in glass.

Do you use Tor or and Darkweb stuff for requests?

Whats the closest time you have almost been caught?

Can you provide details of your first job

>>37718576
>the police will come chasing us on motorbikes
holy fuck is this GTA?
Have you done any badass shit?

>>37718592
i dont use deep internet at all
>>37718604
most people in my city use motorbikes to get around. a car can only maybe get like 40% of the entire city

>>37718591
It can but it's an incredibly dumb idea. What fucking purpose is there to killing someone with acid in the first place? It also certainly doesn't take 15 minutes for a concentrated acid to kill you.

>>37718576
>someone else had gotten it
Who?

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You don't seem like such a bad guy, OP. Maybe a little misled, but certainly not evil. I hope you find a way out of your current lifestyle and life the rest of your days happily with your family. <3

Stay safe.

>>37715180
what weaponry do you use?

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How did you get into your line of work?

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What are your favorite foods?

oreganaosndnnd. Dndnnd

>>37719336
Not OP, but my favorite foods are kebabs or large pretzels.

>>37718922
mostly firearms. pistols
>>37718961
I knew people from inbmy childhood and inside prison is where i become connected
>>37719336
I also like kebabs like anon above me and gyro too. Also food which you can mix around a lot like paella and couscous

>>37715180
What's it like larping as a hitman to a bunch of autistic virgins?

And did Alan ever fill in those details?

>>37715180
Do you think being a hitman will only get harder from here on out? With all the security cameras and what not...

Also what's the easiest way to kill without getting caught?

Ever use anything besides a gun before?

>>37721378
What got you into this lifestyle? Where you just sort if raised in it, or did you meet people who lead you to this?