>finally manage to find a girl who likes me on a dating site

avoid all girls from the net, they're all fatties
good at hiding it, though

>thisisnotreal.webm
Always trust your gut instinct I guess.
And no I don't date because well, being on r9k used to mean that you aren't a normalfag

>>37714546
You're not Chad, but a piece of shit who deserves to remain a khv. I shouldn't have to explain why either you stuck up faggot.

why can't fat people just like, not be fat? how fucking hard is it to not eat so much?

Serves you right for going on a dating site

>>37714609
It can actually be pretty difficult, I'm sorry to say.

>>37714546
You need to be able to look at a picture of her that verifies she is NOT fat. If that picture isn't immediately available she is a very large woman. This is basic science.

>>37714652
it's not that difficult. when you see a doughnut just don't eat it you fucking tardo

>>37714600
T. Triggered landwhale

She's the piece of shit for misleading him with old pictures

>>37714546
>Am I chad now?
No, you're Ahab, go harpoon that whale matey

>>37714546
Got a similar story
>Same thing happened to me
>Enter land whale
>Trying to abort
>She tell me she wants us to go to my place
>I try to find out an excuse, but I'm too beta
>At my place
>Awkwardness maximum
>15 minutes that felt like 15 years later she finally gave up
>She left
>I changed my number and moved to one other flat
>
>
>
>Fuck online dating

>>37714609
why can't you just, get laid? how fucking hard is it to not sperg so much?

>>37714652
Fucking hell man, I've had a shit diet my entire life, yet I'm not fat. Just count calories, fat, sugar, salt, etc and go for a jog every once in a while.

It's not difficult.

>>37714734
t. fat fuck

stop eating doughnuts

>>37714759
shit diet is when you get fat. and you obviously didn't.

normies eat shit food and never workout, some get fat and some don't

>>37714546
You should have fucked her anyway.
The pros are far major than the cons.
Fat chicks can be funny.

>>37714768
t. insecure khv angry and bitter shit tard with superbly contradictory standards

I just ate a delicious bowl of beans and rice, yum, I'm 6' and weight 165 lbs. my gf is next to me on the couch watching tv as I type this

get mad faggot

>>37714768
t. virgin

Stop fapping

>>37714901
>I just ate 2 delicious big macs and an entire carton of rocky road ice cream, I'm 5'8 and weigh 335 lbs. my waifu pillow is next to me on the couch watching animoos as i type this

ftfy

>>37714901
6' and 165 lbs just makes you a lanklet. But you're lying anyway, too fat to even know a good weight to make up.

>>37714759
You have a high metabolism, get the fuck over yourself

I do agree though, the only reason why people let themselves get fat is because they have confidence issues.

>>37714937
>>37714967
why is it so hard to believe that someone isn't a fat fuckup like you two?

>>37715006
t. piggy

>>37715031
call me fat one more time, there will be hell to pay

>>37714546
She blatantly took the pic at the fat angle. If her body isn't in at least one photo, you can guarantee she's a fatass, though the fact she went with a robot should have been evidence enough.

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this thread is fake and gay, man the harpoons

>>37715116
that's ok, i can run faster than the blob

Anon you are a fucking douchebag. Any man would be happy to have such an attractive girlfriend and you complain because she is a little overweight. PATHETIC! Stop being a shallow douchebag. She is lovely looking and all you care about is her weight. What a fucking asshole.

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>>37715235
When it comes to bait, you either be very subtle, or exaggerate it in a typical SJW/HAES way. Now it's just really low quality.

Better luck next time! :^)

>>37715218
I am fucking hacking your fucking mainframe enjoy being blown the fuck up you fat fuck

>>37714546

Face only pics are always fishy.

Only go for bitches with full body pics.

>>37715332
nice try but i only use templeos

My gf is kinda fat, she's insecure af because of this.
She complains that diets don't work for her but I think she's just unable to keep up with it.
She's been in some sort of rehab for obese people a couple years ago and she lost some weight.
How can I convince her to get thinner?

Consider she has an underdeveloped thyroid gland and hormonal problems.

>>37715318
Not bait. Send her mybway. I will be glad to take her off your hands.

>>37715353
then you better start typing in your prayers

>>37715368
every time she eats something, film her. then make her watch it and maybe she'll be disgusted at how she is stuffing her face

>>37715368
Stop drinking soda. Eat fruits and veggies. Don't eat over 1500calories a day. Go for a walk a few times a week. Easy to lose weight this way. Also, drink water only

>>37715413
>Also, drink water only

you don't have to do this exactly, you can switch out soda with sparkling mineral water. half the reason people are addicted to soda is the goddamn carbonation

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>>37714546
The girl is seriously beautiful, though. I mean come on. That's honestly a 9/10 to me.

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Ahahaha, all the triggered fatsos here.

The absolute majority are fat due to overeating and not some medical issues.

Go kys, you are repulsive.

>>37715413
Thanks anon, seriously hoping she loses some weight.

>>37715440
sparkling water a shit. don't drink it. carbon shit is shit

>>37715387
She never eats like a pig though, she might do it when she's alone but she always eats slowly and moderately when she's around me.

>>37715478
>sparkling water a shit

your face a fucking shit

>>37714546
What the fuck dude, she is actually so beautiful, 8/10 minimum and her face doesnt look any fat.
Are you sure she was that much of a whale? Maybe she was just 180 lbs with thicc ass. Also, how tall was she? Usually tall women tend to be "fatter" than normal sized woman.

>>37714546
>She was supposed to bring balance to my life, not literally eclipse it in darkness
Fuck off, George Lucas.

>>37715464
Yeah you will, you just have to avoid wheats and grains. Try hardboiled egg for breakfast with glass of water for lunch a few carrots and almonds and water, supper find a potato and water. Easily losing weight this way for me anyways. Stick to it. Throw away all processed food, carbon beverages and avoid wheat or only have a slice of wheat with peanut butter if you must. Avoid sugar and calories.

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>>37715530
>actually caught the reference

>>37715452
I don't think OP's image is her

You could have atleast given her a shot OP. Whats the worse that could have happened?

>>37714609
Fast food (an unhealthy crap like soda, chips and candy) has lots of artificial additives which can cause you to have a mild addiction towards them. The biggest reason for being fat is laziness and being uninformed (Why bother cooking when you can just get McDonalds?).

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>>37715665
It is, why would I lie on a bulgarian matroska quarry? I did say she was a redhead, but she still looked exactly the same otherwise.

>>37714609
Your hunger level is controlled by a part of your brain called the lipostat. It tries to guess how many calories you ate recently and how many calories your body needs, based on a bunch of heuristics nobody really understands, and makes you hungry or full accordingly.

Most people's lipostats (normie reeee etc.) keep them at a relatively healthy weight with literally zero conscious effort. You're probably part of this group. For others, the lipostat is slightly miscalibrated and keeps them overweight. In rare cases, the lipostat can get completely fucked - that's when you get morbid obesity.

Again, nobody really knows why this is happening, how the system works or how to fix it, beyond "eat less and hope the hunger will eventually diminish".

Going against your lipostat is either direction for any nontrivial period of time is actually pretty hard. If you're in the normal weight category, try overeating sometime - you'll actually start to fidget unconsciously in order to burn more calories. And I really shouldn't have to say this, but hunger is pretty hard to get over if you aren't already used to it.

>>37715744
So is the pic you posted recent, or is it just cropped and angled just right? I know it might be just because you told me she's fat, but you can usually see how wide she is even from pictures like that.

>tfw fat but used to upload body pictures to dating sites to scare away guys not into it.
>clearly got not no play despite initiating conversations with guys of all shapes/sizes and walks of life.
>tfw lowered standards to the point where actively seeking out emotionally damaged guys.
>move onto fat fetish sites out of desperation
>leave before even posting as theyre just pic harvesters that are in the closet.
>give up
>start lurking the /gfd/ threads to torture myself with feels I'll never have
>guy pops up on the gfd map in my town
>email
>confess i'm fat
>he's chill with it
>meet irl
>become bf/gf eventually
>tfw he later confessed that his main concern was that he was being catfished in the beginning.

>>37715377
If that fatty was on his hands I'm pretty sure his wrists would break.

>>37715744
"Pic related" means we should assume it's a picture of her.

Lrn2chan

>>37715821
Wut? Lots of dudes like fat chicks. Note the existence of BBW porn.

Fat guys, on the other hand...

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>>37715856
Yeah, and that's why I said it...

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>>37714546
>tfw no fat gf with a cute face

>>37715893
yeah, and a lot of them are in the closet about it.
porn doesnt really tell you what type of person a guy wants to settle down with or date. eg the popularity of transexual porn. it's hot because its taboo but you dont really see that reflected irl.
in regards to fat guys. there isnt a whole lot of porn made exclusively for women. even lesbian porn is made for men to watch it. I have a lot of friends that like bigger dudes, myself included.

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>girl from tinder invites me over to her place to watch a movie
>too beta to do anything
>finish the movie and go home
Atleast the movie was good

>>37716020
Bigger dudes meaning muscular guys who are slightly chubby, I'm guessing

>>37716051
no. in terms of ideal I prefer thicc thighs/booty and proportional fatness rather than it being concentrated in the gut like it gets in most guys myself. not that common but i threw my own standards out the window long ago.

>>37716177
Wouldn't a guy with a "thicc" (aka pear shaped) body have low testosterone levels though?

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>>37715922
ayy sauce on this semen demon?

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Would I be able to trick someone into thinking I'm not very fat?

>>37716219
spoiler tags exist for a reason newfriend

>>37716197
guess you missed the gfd part huh?

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>>37716234
>Thinking l care enough

I'll get reported either way.

>>37716033
what movie did you watch desu

>>37716219
nah bruh those round cheeks are a giveaway

>>37716342
Lost in Translation. Really comfy movie to be honest.

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>>37716342
Fug, what if I were to crop the torso out of this one?

One day I shall master the Fat Guy Angle Shot.

I mean, that's kinda sad. What if you were supposed to bring balance to her life, anon.
But whatever.

What I'm really sad about is that she probably knows you blocked her number by now. She finally had someone so seemed to have interest in her life, and she was not enough, or too much. You weren't even man enough to give her a reason at least.

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>>37716423
Finally a robot who gets to treat a roastie like they treat us, and it's still not good.

Fuck you, mate

>>37716423
>I mean, that's kinda sad. What if you were supposed to bring balance to her life, anon.
>She finally had someone so seemed to have interest in her life, and she was not enough, or too much
Sod off. Even fat girls get tons of male attention. She'll bounce back

>>37716509
>She'll bounce back

Lul'd

>>37716411
I don't think that torso pic is /that/ bad. If you can play up the bearmode aesthetic and hide your gut, you might get something.

If you want to try to myspace angle, imo a profile shot would be better desu~

>>37716518
Stop taking selfies in bed without a shirt.

>>37716471
Hey I'm just honest. You guys complain when girls don't give you the time of day, but we do the exact same thing. What we should do is at least man up and tell them, "hey, now that I've met you, I just don't think it'll work."

Sure its hard, but its honest.

>>37716509
Is that not what you keep telling yourself after each rejection?

>>37716313
who r u quoting? lol

>>37716561
>Is that not what you keep telling yourself after each rejection?
I think OP should have given her a chance atleast, but thats probably just me projecting my own loneliness. I'm not in a position where I can afford to reject anyone interested in me

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>>37716527
Hard to hide the hairline.

>>37716543
NEVER

>>37716562
*Whom

>>37714546
>Blocked her number after the 'date'
You are all monsters. That girl probably felt terrible after that.

Did she just have that photo? If they don't show their photo, guarented fatty.

>>37714546
She look perfectly fine, just force her to work out and diet then she'll transform into a Stacy.

>>37716650
RIGHT!? that's what I'm saying anon! THANK YOU!

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Does anyone else want to strangle OP? I'd date a 300-pound girl if she had a face like that.

Her face looks allright. You could have gotten a practice gf out of her.

>>37716647
If you put on a shirt then you could probably look less fat if you use the right angle. Also shave that neckbeard

>>37714546
Yeah, basically the same thing happened to me.

>Hit it off with this big titted scene girl
>She invites me over to hang out at her place
>I get there, she was incredibly drunk
>and she's literally one of the fattest girls I've ever seen
>I'm looking at her pictures as she's talking to me and I have no idea how she managed to hide all that fat in her pictures
>After 5 minutes of listening her trying to slur some shit about how she wants to fuck my big cock, I set off an alarm on my phone (had my ringtone as the alarm), pretended to answer my phone, told her family emergency my brother is in the hospital and left.

She blocked me on skype shortly after that lel

>>37716749
How fat are we talking here? Pushing 400 type of thing?

>>37716749
See this anon is redeemable because he had a valid bad experience that negated the woman's character.

OP is jerk 2017

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>all these whiteknights in the thread

>>37716833
No take Jerusalem?

>>37716712
I take it you're a nigger?

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>Always like fatties that work at food places
>Make a funny jokes or two
>Ask for free food
>They say yes 100 %

If I wanted I could dick them but it's not worth it, I just like manipulating people for things. By fucking them I'm the one being exploited.

>>37714609
lmfao i eat whatever i want and im 145 lbs at 6 ft tall

i have no clue buddy.

I ate an entire cake by myself and eat fried chicken like once every other day.

>>37714546
you could try sending a selfie before meeting in order to make sure she knows what you look like (im thinking non-sexual, but i guess you don't hit home runs without swinging for the fences) then if she doesn't reciprocate you can ask for one, why would she refuse?
this is all assuming she doesn't have tons of social media for you to creep on before meeting

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>>37714546
>mfw there is a chance my oneitus got fat
her ass must be plump as fuck desu

>>37714546
Are you fucking retarded? She's a 10/10 who just needs a boyfriend to make her feel beautiful to get the motivation to lose weight. And you fucked it up. Fucking retard. Get euthanized.

Always be suspicious of girls who don't post recent (within the last year) full-body pics on their dating site profiles. Other things to watch out for:
>fat girl angle pics, such as holding her phone above her and taking a selfie like that to hide her chin and neck rolls
>chubby arms = fatass 99% of the time
>the only body part you can see in her pics beside her face is her cleavage (this is where OP went wrong)