I like stealing girls clothes because I hate girls

Unironically this. I hate girls but I want to be like them and wear their clothes.

>tfw no freshly used girl panties to masturbate to

>>37714119
>Unironically this. I hate girls but I want to be like them and wear their clothes.

I could be a better girl than any cis girl on this whole fucking planet
I want to kill those pieces of garbage
It's not fair

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I wish girls had cocks.
The world would be a much better place

i've barely known any girls in my life

my life is a joke.

I've worn my mother's panties and stuck flashlights in my butt becasue this place got me into the cuck/trap fetish and it played into my insecurities

I since stopped since butt stuff basically feels like taking a shit, like wow I'm really missing out

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>tfw you steal Stacy's boyfriend to get back at her for bullying you as kids
>tfw he cuddles up next to you in bed and says he loves you
My original plan was to either fuck him and hope he confessed to her out of guilt but this works so much better. HOW DOES IT FEEL TO KNOW YOU LOST YOUR BOYFRIEND TO A BOY, STACY? YOU'RE SUCH AN UNBEARABLE PERSON THAT HE WOULD RATHER FALL ASLEEP WITH HIS HAND ON MY COCK THAN SPEND ANOTHER NIGHT WITH YOU

>>37713904
>uncut
Marco's going to be upset that Mexican parents typically don't cut their kids at birth, since he's going to have to get it done when he goes to Mewni. As a matriarchal state, it's most certainly required by law there and Star is definitely going to freak out when she finally woos him away from Jackie, only to see his dick in such condition.

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>>37714226
but wearing panties and taking shits feel great!

literally my 2 fav things to do

>>37714377
What's your point loser

>>37716144
They're probably not going to mention it in the show, but sometime next season Marco is going to get circumcised by Moon.

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>>37716190
>>37714377
>forced circumcision
l-lewd

>>37716237
The vast majority of circumcisions are forced, like 99.99%.

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>>37716252
yeah but i mean forced in teens/adults

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>>37716237
T-that's a trap right, and traps are not gay so having this massive boner doesn't make me gay right anons...

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>>37716406
sorry anon you are officially a lewd gayboy now

>>37716237
cp is illegal anon please stop posting boys with tiny penises

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>>37716190
>>37714377
>tfw anon will never bully you for having too much skin
>tfw anon will never force you to get cut

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>>37716406
its probably nothing, some guys just get hard sometimes, doesnt mean they cant fuck women


>fucked a man in the ass and came buckets
>fucked a few different women and cant cum

im fucked

>>37716237
>>37716545
Yeah wtf that hairless tiny newborn dick hasn't even been circumcised yet.

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>>37716545
its not cp!
>>37716583
not all dicks need to be cut..

>>37716237
I could probably fit that entire thing in my mouth, balls included

>>37716906
would you bite it?

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>>37716801
That's a cute dick, it will make your bf/gf very happy in the future, perfect size to fit the whole thing in any mouth.

>>37717072
i doubt that tiny thing would make any girl happy
its obvious he is a bottom boy anyway
>>37716801
all dicks do, especially tiny ones like that

>>37716545
>>37716583

You can clearly see the razor bumps.

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P-please don't steal my Rillakuma kigarumi.

>>37714142
Why would you want to be the very thing that you hate?

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>>37717287
>Why would you want to be the very thing that you hate?

I didn't choose to feel this feel

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>>37713904
>Marco is super cute
>traps are my #1 fetish
>can't stand to look or fap at any pictures of him because he looks too much like my oneitis

>>37714142
>>37714119
i know what you mean boyos girls do suck but their clothes feel good.

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>>37716499
you'll never date shockey

>>37719889
i'm gonna be shockeys bf and castrate him!

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>>37720029
i don't think so anon he's pretty hard to get if you know

>>37720112
i'll just skip the bf part then and go straight to the castrating part then!

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>>37720231
only if you can find shockey first

>>37720314
where can i find this shockey?

>>37720363
on discord I think, hold on lemme get the.

invite Z4Ab5KH

>>37720407
>expired
good job

>>37720524
welllll at least I tried

>>37720566
you could at least try castrating him yourself

>>37720579
that would require the effort to reinstall social programs and instant messengers.

>>37720644
useless
just castrate yourself then

>>37720676
>just castrate yourself then
Not gonna lie I'm thinking about it desu

There is no cons to getting an orchi my penis is worthless and needs to be destroyed

>>37716237
>Looks like somebody stole my dick and un-circumcised it
If only

>>37721095
cute!
i like the way you bully yourself anon
i hope you get your worthless nuts cut out soon!

>>37721753
>cute!
>i like the way you bully yourself anon
>i hope you get your worthless nuts cut out soon!
Thanks for the support anon :)

>>37713904
post more choco trap you cocksucking fag

>>37713904
god I wish that were me
I wish I was that fucking cute and thicc

>>37723102
I've never seen a amab with curves like that. I don't care what surgery you get or pills you take it's not feasible.

>>37723205
Also they'll never be a woman either with any surgery