me tired of chodd raiding my cave
he steal all of me mammoth meat and breeds with every ungabunga
i go to forchann cave every night and cry while draw painting of frog
i purchased spear and will take revenge
some of you are all right
dont go to village center tomorrow
some of you are all right
dont go to village center tomorrow
were villages and cave dwelling contemporary at any point?
>>37713864
That's where you fucked up OP. It was amusing until that line. Should have said rain dance ritual or some shit.
>>37713864
most likely yes, you'd have your shit spread outside the cave probably
why are white men so fugly and devoid of hope
Me have worse
Still live with tribe mother
Still play with stick doll
Sometimes have tribe mother wipe me with leaf
No unga bunga even look at me
I have been studying Mongolian for years
All I want to do is live with them and their superior throat singing
culture hasn't even invented wheel even though we have them on toys
>>37715160
you speak funny
i am neanderthal
you are thinking of homo sapien
>>37713864
normiis are moving into villages
me stay in mothers cave
me find good trick
you do good trick no need ungabunga
first part you grab mammoth skin
put on ground
then you stick spear through skin and ground
you make good sure a hole is in ground too
next part you put grass weave in hole
you no think how do it have you sister make grass weave but no say her what for
last part you have love magic with mammoth skin grass hole
me have mammoth magic many moons
make good sure hide far from cave when do this
>>37713778
if you behaved like a dumb frogposter in the ancient times, you'd die pretty quickly
>>37713778
stfu val
>>37713778
post of the year
t. origatoni