Degenerate acts

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Earlier I fapped while taking a shit
I held the shit in and when I was gonna cum I unleashed it all at once
It was amazing

I started to jack off while eating junk food a lot, like just have days of stuffing my face and experiencing the most pleasure I possibly could. I'm not fat so it's kind of a rare treat. I feel like total shit afterwards though. But it's fun and it really gets my heart racing, like i don't know what it is but when I go to walmart to stock up on any kind of junk food I could possibly want so that I can eat it and watch porn and cum a lot, I don't know why but that's so exciting

>>37714383
same here anon
I love ordering a big fat fucking pizza and getting a bunch of booze and junk food and just having at myself for hours and hours

>>37714691
>>37714383
I fap to stories about fat chicks doing this

>>37714691
Drinking is the next step up I guess. I've never had any alcohol before. God damn I wish I just lost that last bit of hope for my life so I could go ahead and drown myself in physical pleasures all the time

Does shitting on the street at 5 am shitfaced drunk count as degenerate?
I kinda wanted to live the poo in the loo meme.

>groped stepsister's boob when she was sleeping
>felt other stepsister under her shirt while playing hide inside a closet
That's it. I was one fucked up kid.

>>37713667
riding a dildo for 40 minutes until i came and passed out out of exhaustion because I wanted to know how it feels to have an prostate orgasm
it isn't worth it

>be semi-qt grill
>sperg in uni has a huge crush on me
>always asks really awkwardly to hang out and I always turn him down but in a faux-polite way ("oh I'm busy, sorry", etc)
>one day sperg finally gives up
>surprisingly, he manages to get a gf (some weird "geeky XD" girl in his anime club)
>hatch a plan
>see sperg's gf alone one day
>approach her and start talking to her, tl;dr we become friends - or at least, that's how it'd seem
>one day Sperg goes on trip with his dad for the weekend; the perfect opportunity to strike
>come up to his gf's room
>long story short, I persuade her to make a deal: if I can make her cum, she has to kill herself
>longer story short, I give her the best fuck of her life
>SHE FUCKING THANKS ME BEFORE SLITTING HER WRISTS AND DYING
>sperg comes back from vacation, finds out gf died, kills himself
>two birds with one stone

>>37715911
that's not really fucked up anon everyone loves boobs

>>37716052
I know but it's wrong to do it like that.

>>37716047
>if i make the robots hate women, they will surely accept traps
kys

>>37713667
Sometimes I go to an adult theater.
>stand in a line to have sex with a random woman
>fuck her for a while
>then she wants to suck me off while someone else fucks her
>someone starts giving me a hand job
>look to see who it is
>she's at least 70
>cum so hard

>>37713667
I insert various objects into my ass, fingering/fisting myself violently before hand to make sure there's no shit on my "toys" when I use them. I almost always do this when I take a shower, so the shit ends up on the floor of the tub, so I end up having to crush the shit small enough to go down the drain. after doing this, I insert a "toy" (something to substitute for a dildo) and I get a ballgag, and I get in the "im gonna suck my own cock position" and fuck my ass followed by jizzing on my gag.
I've harmed myself plenty of times too, I've also carved "dank meme" into my leg for fun, but it was visible so I had to take a stone and sand the scars off of my leg, now it looks like a massive skid mark. I've used my blood as lube before as well.
Looking back on what kind of person it takes to do this weird shit, no wonder my gf broke up with me, I'm probably really just a shitty, weird fuck.

>>37716247
Also, I'd like to make a not of the fact that in my acts, I've also inserted things into my urethra, and am proud to say, I've bled from all of my holes, including the cock, in the pursuit of pleasrar
on another note, please kill me.

>>37715991
I did the same thing with a sharpie because I don't have a dildo. My body hurt after it.

>>37716247
>>37716289
lol, I've also embraced the art of sneakyfap.
I've fapped to pr0n whilst my sister and aunt slept on the floor not 10 ft away from me, it was nerve racking. it's been a while since I've done anything that extreme tho. Ig the last thing I've done was fap outside.

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I pretend to be a gayanon and seduce the traps, twinks and feminine boys on this board to show me their peepees. I think it's turning me gay

>>37716399
>it's turning me gay
anon I don't know how to phrase this but I think you already catched it.
better watch that anti sissy hypno videos on pornhub now while high on speed