My girlfriend of 4 months went to a club and left me for some guy. She went out in Huston for her bday, I stayed home because I'm not 21 yet and she met some guy in one of the clubs and hasn't came back yet.
I tried calling her and she didn't answer and in the morning I got a call from her phone but it wasn't her, it some guy that said something stupid like "ay got your girl makin them cheese eggs up right now you can have her when I go back to my city" then he laughed and hung up.
I tried calling her after that and it kept going to voicemail like her phone was off. I nessaged her mom on Facebook and her mom said she said she's out of town and doesn't want to talk to me. I didn't hear her until 3 days later at like 2am my gf called me from a number I didn't recognize and she was clearly drunk and said "you aren't acting right, I fly with the plane gang. I like to keep them sparklers coming, my baby just blew 59 racks" and then she going on about "plane gang gang and champagne bottles"
I haven't heard from her since then and that was 2 days ago. What is her fucking problem? I don't even drink, seriously is this what alcohol does to women? Give me one reason besides "muh feels" that it shouldn't be outlawed. I don't even know if I'm single or not anymore. She is just gone and I don't know when she is coming back. I can't do anything because I'm worried, I feel sick.
>>37713278
You're probably better off trying to re-legislate miscegenation laws before you try and make prohibition happen again.
One kept blonde girls from getting blacked by Tyrone because they're all whores.
The other created a booming crime industry that still hasn't died.
>>37713278
Its over anon. Dump her. Even if shes not cheating behaving this way isnt okay. Cut her loose.
>>37713278
What are you some kind of misogynistic shitlord that you don't know what to do?
When she comes back with the cheese eggs tell her she doesn't have to tell you what happened but she has to eat them all.
>>37713278
>I don't even know if I'm single or not anymore.
You are man
>>37713278
Nice pasta champ
>>37713691
It's not pasta you bootyblasted cuck
>>37713545
Shit tier bait
3/10
>>37713725
maybe im tired of being a failed normy and want my x gf to come back and eat eggs?