Who here /onlypretending/? I'm not a virgin and I make $90k.

>>37712562
>act like a autist on purpose
>actually present coherent, well thought out and intelligent thoughts when necessary

>>37712562
Wow dude, you really fooled us! Good job.

>>37712562

so you're saying that you don't have friends or hobbies?

>>37712562
I can Even lift

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I'm actually Taylor Swift.

>>37712607
hey its me

hahahahahahahaha XD

>>37712562
I shagged like 4 girls and all where fat and disgusting do i count?

>>37712778

dyke

original lesbo

>>37712778
While she probably posted on /b/, she couldn't handle r9k

>>37712562
i hope you die a painful death

>>37712778
i hope we meet one day

>>37712778
Please be my qt dyke gf

I think about 2/3 of the people on here over 18 (lets be real I know there's a lot of underagers) are only pretending. I'm not like a Chad, but I've had 5 SO's, 2 FWBs a fair amount of friends and make decent money (14.50 an hour at 20 y.o). Feels good to come here and act like a piece of shit though.

Who else here /onlypretending/ to be successful?

I don't actually make $90k and I am a virgin

>>37712562
I'm actually not a virgin but I act like I still am because a)my only time was with a hooker b)I only lasted about two minutes

i used to be a robot, lost my virginity a few years ago and get pretty regular sex now.

i'm not really pretending otherwise but i do still come on /r9k/ out of habit every now and then even tho i don't really identify with most robots nowadays.

Im 38, fucked 20+ women in my life, make 150k a year, and travel a lot. I still have no friends though, and after my parents die, I'm honestly worried I'll kill myself

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>>37712562
Oh boy, you got me XDXDXD