>start nofap >fap within 24 hours >repeat fuggg :DD:D:D

HOLY fuck this is an abomination

>>37710213
Stay busy all the time

It really doesn't help. Humans are sexually active creatures. All you need to do is fap in moderation.

Try fapping but not to porn OP

>>37710213
>>37710260
The Jews have fucked us with porn. They have most likely limited the size of our dicks too by limiting our morning woods.

>>37710327
37710260 here, I don't masturbate to porn.
I jack off to something that isn't sexual oriented.

>>37710389
Like children? Orangutan.

>>37710434
No. Nothing illegal, but kinda embarrassing to mention it.

>>37710488
Is it floor tiles? Its floor tiles, isn't it?

>>37710515
Nope, I'll give you a hint. It may be broad, but it's cartoon related

>>37710557
Oh, you are one of those weirdos that jerk it to Cow&Chicken reruns.

>>37710635
>Cow&Chicken

Hate that fucking show.

>start nofap
>fap
>ugh whatever I'll just fap once every three days
>fap again later

Just over two weeks here.

The worst part is I have wet dreams if I don't fap often

>>37710239
He is on nofap for five months, so hot women get with him. Image is proof.

How do I numb the sexual urges? I want to feel dead.

>>37710213

Im like that but with giving up smoking

>nofap meme
>start getting wet dreams every other day
>don't enjoy them at all, feels extremely uncomfortable
>make a mess in bed every time
>mom sees huge cum stains

>>37710557
nice to see a fellow pony enthusiast

>>37712229
Having your pubes stuck to your underwear is the best part. That crunch when you try to pull them down, and the sharp pain as you feel your hairs pulling, wakes you up better than coffee.

>be a vegan
>still be morbidly obese

Crazed lives an unfortunate life

>>37712217
This. It's impossible to quit smoking if you don't have an external reason to quit.

>>37710213
Take Paxil. I haven't fapped in 2 months. I get hard but it feels like a chore to do it.

i haven't masturbated in like a year and i'm not even trying not to