When was the last time a girl texted you? who was it? What did

>my sister
>emoji spam
fml

>>37709999
wow, quad

and like 5 years ago if you mean them texting first

>A week ago
>Mom: Get the kitchen ready I'm bringing home food
Anyone other than my mother? Probably a few years

>>37710099
Oh wow didnt notice that. And no not necessarily

>>37709999
Never cause I'm not a normalfag

Last October. I was in college and she asked me to come over and eat her pussy.

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The only girl I regularly text is my sister. It's mostly stupid stuff though.

>>37710267

Did you do it

Orignalll oreg

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Not too long ago.
Some roastie from high school.
Pic related

On monday, saying that i'm unusually short-spoken. Couldn't bother to reply since

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some friend, like five days ago
>Me: hey is X with you? I heard you guys were rehearsing today
>Her: I'm on my way there!!
>Me: could you ask him what does he want me to go get for us 2?
>Her: three 40oz and a bottle of wine!
>Her: moai emoji
>Me: (pic related)
X doesn't have a phone lately that's why the whole thing

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>>37710292
>I hate you because you made me feel a brief moment of bliss, maybe even happiness.
?????NIGGA WHAT??????

Like, I dont know, a few weeks ago maybe? She's ugly af and just a friend's friend. Before that, I haven't since April.

>>37710497
Pussy is pussy man. Just hit and quit it if she's down

>>37710462
I meant it as a joke, friend. She's says the same thing whenever I make her laugh pretty hard.

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a 2-3/10 that I met on POF sent me nudes while I was asleep because I imagine she needs validation constantly due to being ugly
didn't reply, I don't even know why im talking to her except for being able to talk to a female. only known her for like 3 days, too.

>>37710524
I don't even think about it. I'm not attracted to her the slightest bit. Besides I doubt she'd fuck me unless I make a lot of effort. She seems very against one night stands.

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>>37709999
Not sure what she meant by this...

>>37709999
3 june, I wrote to a friend of mine about the 3DS ban wave
She modded her console and got banned before I warned her, rip
We don't chat everyday, but when we do, we talk a lot

Excluding her, 13 april, my first ex girlfriend said she was sorry to be such an apathetic depressed asshole and asked me if I wanted to put her back inside a chat group with some friends of mine. I said no
She then asked if I we could try to start talking again. I said no again

>>37709999
From L, a female friend/coworker on June 13th, 3:33pm:
>Is that your new schedule?
>I think I can do that, though I double checked and my classes actually end at 6:30 or 6 (they start at 4) on I think Mon/Wed, so I'd start then.

Which was in response to me asking her if she could cover a couple days for me so I can go home and visit my dad.

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She's so into me.

>>37709999
Replying only cuz of quads

>>37710795
Thanks anon!

Originalll oreg

>>37709999
A girl off of here

I ain't gonna say more because I'm RIGHTEOUS

she cool af tho

>>37710328
Hell yea I did.

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>>37710857
Good shit anon

Oregg

>>37710571
She wants the D anon. Go get her

Oreg