Oh mighty Sonic what does thou say?

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Should I jerk off to anime tonight

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>>37709264
Should I fuckin jerk off to anime tonight??

>>37709243
Will i manage to defeat my depression?

>>37709282
God dammit Sonic, what a fucking tease, make me post two pics and now this? Fuck you

>>37709243
Is it worth it to get an onahole?

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>>37709243
Will I ever get a gf who's willing to indulge my fetishes

>>37709243
Will it get better? Oreganoli

>>37709243
Will she talk to me?

>>37709243
will they ever come back?

Will she says yes today or tomorrow?

>>37710302
I mean will she say yes to the date?

>>37709243
Will I feel better?

>>37710302
I think that's a no on Sonic's part.

I believe in you though.

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>>37709985
Hey man, I know how you feel, but you have to go talk to her. I'm an awkward fuck too, but if you don't talk to grills, then you'll regret it! You can do it man!

Will my dreams come tru?

Will I transition sonic, please tell me?

>>37710828
>that asnwer
okay, i get it.
Now let me ask you will it be worth it?

>>37710850
lets try again, because that doesnt make a lot of sense
will it be worth it? i just want to be a qt trap, will i be it?

will someone love me for who i am?

Is everything right now going to that path and that outcome?

>>37709243
Should I just lose my v-card to a hooker?

>>37710924
I-im asking again
please tell me

>>37710942
will it start in the future though?

>>37710926
T-thanks Sanic.

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>>37709243
will my waifu become real, meet me and love me eternally tomorrow around midday?

>>37709243
Am I going to make it, Sonic?

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>>37711064
I ask again - will my waifu become real, meet me and love me eternally tomorrow around midday?

teach me the true answer

>>37709243
should i get over her?
o;askjf

>>37710877
Will this great prize, be my family hating me or seeing me as a freak?

am i on the right track rn

will a qt ever love me originally

Should i just fucking kill myself already

Will we ever get back together?

Original Sonic,heed my call!

>>37709243
should i talk to people?

Will i ever get a gf Originalekfurkerino

>>37711279
Nah man,just jerk it,even Sonic agrees

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should I go out and zap to the extreme?

Oh mighty Sonic!
Will she love me?

>>37711217
possible if i improve myself?

Will I ever be who I want to be?

>>37711620
I'll go against the rules, and ask you to clarify with a less vague answer

>>37711654
Ok, ill ask you gain this time following your rules.
Will I ever be who I want to be?

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Oh Sonic, will I achieve the looks I want?

>>37709243
Will L agree to a date?

will i ever stop being a recluse?

Will I get a qt bf in the future?

does G love me

Early on in the year, I asked the magic conch if I would finally get laid this year and lose my virginity.
It said yes, but I'm still a virgin and we've missed the half way point.

Did the magic conch lie?

>>37712116
will he be taller than me?

>>37712148
ok then, weird.

older?

>>37712147
I GOT BAMBOOZLED BY THE FUCKING CONCH

>>37712168
will he be abusive or something?

>>37712148
>>37712168
>>37712188

Anon I don't think you should get a bf

>>37712148
>>37712168
>>37712188
LMAO
YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN AN ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP FOR ALL ETERNITY

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>>37712148
>>37712168
>>37712188
jesus christ im so sorry for you

>>37709243
fembot here

Will I lose my virginity this month?

>>37712224
>>37712244
>>37712266
Maybe he has a reason for it, i dont know.
Maybe he "helps" me in something.


>>37709243
Will he help me to achieve my plan?

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>>37712312
>Will he help me to achieve my plan?
then fuck it, no bf for me

>>37712312
>Will he help me to achieve my plan?
>NO
Anon, stop!
Your fate is being sealed!

>>37712330
maybe it was the wording, last chance abusive qt bf

Will he "sponsor" this thing I want?
>>37712346
what are you trying to say, my mate

>>37709243
will i get it back?

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>>37712368
youre only making it worse. just never talk to any male human being ever again.

>>37709243

Will I manage to finally lose my virginity this year?

>>37712368
Meme magic is not something to play around with

will the presentation go well?

>>37712368
>8
NO, no more vague suffering answers, give me the answer i what despite the faact that you actually said no already

Lets try again SONIC TOTEM
will he pay for it?
will he be the one who helps me do the change?
>>37712405
Im considering it, t b h
>>37712412
yeah i know but lets see

>>37709243
1. Will I get a gf this summer
2. Should I break no-fap

>>37712436
>6
okay, any anon want to put their input here.
Like i would take this as a yes obviously but still i have doubts
if its eyes and this turns out to be true, i think i could actually tolerate it, you know

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>>37709243
will i figure out how to play the solos to skull fracturing nightmare any time soon?

Is this statement false?

Will i keep dumping friends

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>>37709243
>tfw sonic totem won't let me get a qt gf that I can cuddle up with

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Would it be a bad Idea to call her tonight?

will my original life get better this year

>>37712844
originally asking again originally

>>37709243
Oh great blue one, will I ever get a wholesome wife and have a traditional, non-degenerate family?

>>37713081
Congrats, when is the wedding?

does my oneitis love me

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>>37713399
at what price though??

>>37709243
Do I have a good singing voice (yes or its equivalent) or am I a dunning-kruger fag?

>>37709243
Is God real?

Agnostic here[/spolier]

>>37713454
OH SHIT
Seriously tho this is the one thing I want to be good at
I've been practicing for years

>>37709243

RC -4 or less

>>37713461
CONFIRMED
HALLELUJAH

>>37713484
AHHHH such torture!

>>37713461
Muslim, Jewish, Buddhist, or Christian?

Will I loose my virginity before 21?

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>>37713433
>>37713399
Those are a couple of nice rolls there, anon.

>>37713501
Okay, next question, will I ever do something cool with my voice? Liking singing for a shitty band or voice acting? Pls say yes.

should i jerk off to traps tonight?

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>>37713556
FUCKING YES
Thank you based CWC totem
I hope your creator has a beautiful life free of internet trolls

>>37713576
i guess im jerking off to traps tonight

>>37713576
trapfags burn in hell please

Will I get to fuck her in the fall?

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>>37709243
Will I get that sweet sweet monitor for my birthday?

>>37713520
oh fug I didn't even notice the second set of dubs

>>37713698
fuck me why do i always get the shitty ones...

>>37709243
Will I reach my goal which is utterly and completely original?

Are Jewish overlords real?

>oregano

Should I tell my mother?

>>37713758
What if I cheat? Pls?

Will I die if I cut the right one later?

>>37713900
Will I truly miss out on anything if I were to die?

>>37713929
fuck you im not jerking off, will i finally be happy after ive done it?

>>37714102
wil that fucker be happy then?

>>37714124
aaaaasking again
about that fucker of my brother being happy if i were to suicide

>>37714158
would he feel bad? really?

>>37714176
okay, last question.

Is there only oblivion for me after it?

>>37714209
no, answer me, you shit

>>37709243
did I fuck up last night?

>>37709243
you dumb bitch just tell me
i now i might have, i just want to go on acting in accordance of this fucking paper shitbag
tell me

>>37709243
TELL ME
DID I FUCK IT UP

After all has happened, will I be happy with it?

>>37714764
...
I ask again, sonic.

Will I find someone who gives me what is needed?

Should I invite her to the wedding?

Will I get my desired body?

>>37715042
Should I invite her to my after party? This is absolutely original

Will it happen after im 20?

>>37715170
please tell me
after im 20?

>>37715184
okay, im aksing again if it will happen after im 20?

>>37715234
well, you already know what im doing (asking again)

this doesn't seem like a normal sonic.

should I watch young pope on hbo?

>>37715245
before im 20 then?

>>37715339
no, please tell me
before im 20?

>>37715369
come on, tell me sonic

>>37712551
My mind broke.

Should I invite her to the whole thing this weekend?

>>37716014
Well should I? This is original as fuckkkkkkkkkk

Will she stop being a bitch?

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>>37709243
Will my suffering be ended soon?

>>37716106
I don't think that's a proper answer

>>37709243
Should I submit my application for this wagecuck job

Will she go Saturday night? :)

>>37709243
will i get a well-paying job this summer

does she still love me?

go fuck yourself

Should I listen to Chris tonight?

Will I think clearly?

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>>37709243
Oh great totem, focus of autism. Remanent of the lord o' sperg himself, unto your humble servant I ask for but a glimpse of fate, as foretold by your all seeing eyes.

Oh great totem, will I ever have a robot waifu?

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>>37716616
The great one is appeased! I am rewarded for my loyalty!

>>37709243
Didn't chris sell this artifact to some guy on /v/? Anyways question: will I ever have the waifu that I can't have?

>>37716697
>It's possible
Good enough for me desu

>>37709940
Oof

>>37709243
Will I get a girlfriend who indulges my fetishes?

>>37716771
>>37709243
Will she be hot?

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>>37709243
Any chances left with her?

AJAK

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>>37717344
ANY
CHANCES
LEFT
WITH
HER
????

A J A K
J
A
K

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>>37717384
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ONE MORE TIME

ANY CHANCES LEFT WITH HER

AJAK

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>>37717410
J U S T
U
S
T

AJAKPOSTERS

Will Emily from work be my gf?

Will Lana be my GF?

>>37709243
Should I stop worrying about never having a gf because I will be happy with one some day?

>>37709243
will yellow diamond ever find true love

>>37709243
sonic will rose release a new video this year?

>>37709243
can i get the sex?

>>37717528
u suck ass sonic reroollll

>>37717522
Does the great price involve me giving up my morals and beliefs?

>>37717524
can yellow diamond ever find true love

Will I be "pretty" that way?

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>>37717553
>maybe
ANSWER THE QUESTION, WILL I HAVE TO GIVE UP MY MORALS?

>>37717579
give me a valid answer, sonic totem, please.

>>37709243
Can I win her back?

>>37717582
You got a no

>>37709243
Will I get the job, oh great sonic?

>>37709243

Will Adrian die of cancer within the next year?

>>37717914

Will my friend Adrian die of cancer within the next year?

Will I have sex by the end of this year?

Will we ever be friends again?

>>37717968
get ready for BDSM boy

>>37709243
Can I at least forget her memory?

>>37709243
Will I get fired for acting like an idiot and practically missing work today and tomorrow?

Do I have a shot at maintaining my job or am I getting fired first thing on friday?

Will I get laid by the end of the year?

Will the action of jerking iff prevent me from losing my job?

Will I be able to drive a car again?

Will I get a good roll on my gacha-shit mobile game?

>>37709243
Is this the epiphany i need?

Will I go to the see that therapist/doctor tomorrow?

>>37718517
WILL THE ACTION OF JERKING OFF ALLOW ME TO KEEP MY JOB

>>37718583
If i go, will i be jugded heavily by that person?

>>37709243
Does my existence serve a purpose? Surely all this suffering has a reason.

>>37718562
Will I get my finances straightened out

>>37718605
will they actually "help" me in a way? or at least understand what im saying and "approve" it/be convinced of my truth?

>>37709243
are all professional sports rigged?

>>37709243
Will Hitler rise again?

>>37718625
will they believe me?

>>37709243
Is the Nintendo Switch good? Asking for /v/

Will I own my own home and a cat again?

>>37718649
tell me
will they believe me?

Great Sonic Totem, should I kill myself on webcam for your amusement?

>>37709243
Oh Great Sonic Totem, I humbly ask you, can jet fuel melt steel beams?

Will I be able to forget the girls who break my heart?

>>37718659
Fuck. Is the Switch good?

Will I manage to forget the girls who break my heart?

>>37709243
Will I fuck Carolina?

Will I be capable of forgetting her?

>>37709243
is this bullshit?

>>37718778
Will I be the one who will suffer?

>>37709243
did you lie???????

>>37718794
Will I be suffering?

will pokemon on switch be shit

>>37718831
Will I experience Schadenfreude?

>>37709243
Will I survive this heart/blood problem and still live an okay life?

>>37718861
Will I be capable of experiencing some sort of happiness that is not schadenfreude

>>37718864
Please answer truthfully, it's been causing me stress lately

>>37718907
I ask again

Will I eventually manage to remember that person and forget that person

What about that person? Will I remember that person and forget that person?

It's sad to think that I won't be capable of remembering that person but will I be capable of remembering that person

>>37718962
What about that thing?

Will it be possible to forget that person but manage to learn about that thing?

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Will a GF come this summer?

>>37709243
Femanon here
Will my love come true?

>>37709243
Will I ever get a gf?
mutexcdblox

>>37718977
Through learning more about that thing will I be capable of forgetting about that person and those people?

>>37709243
Can I successfully forget and experience something for the first time?

Is fermat's final theorem false?

is this bullshit?
originalitoness

>>37709243
Will I get a better job soon?

dearest anonimo

>>37709243
Will she poop in my mouth one day
Origanjdo

Will I get to drive a Car again?

Will I own a house a Cat and a Dog again?

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Will i fuck Rachel?

Will I ever own a Cat a Dog a house and a car at the same time in a comfortable manner?

>>37719189
Phoebe was best girl pleb

>>37719200
Will I get to drive this Car without being bothered by people?

Will I be h appy if I tell her how I feel?

>>37709243
Will I get a gf within the next week?>>37709243

>>37709243
will she ever text me back?

>>37709243
Should I ask her out again tomorrow?

>>37719327
Of course it is possible. Well, follow up.
Would it be better to just try and get a bf?

Will I forget in an effort to fill my life with wholesome experiences again?

Will I go back to school and genuinely graduate

>>37719350
Does this mean you will be my bf, sonic-sama?

>>37719384
Will I manage to return to school and somehow manage to graduate the american college education system

>>37719397
C'mon, don't be a tease. Can I be top?

Sonic totem, will I ever find internal contentment?

>>37719417
W-well, thanks lad. You're getting me excited. Can I roleplay as Christina-chan as I ram your yaoi-hole?

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should I pick up 420 tn

Will I given the pleasure of forgetting and learning new information

>>37709243
this is fake, right? also, this comment is extremeley originalismo

Will he forgive me?

>>37719541
Will he forget me?

>>37719527
Is my time out of school causing me to become dumber?

Has my time outside of academia tranformed me into an idiot?

>>37719619
Has my time outside of the academic field caused me to regress on a mental level?

>>37719638
I memorized what those numbers correspond to but has my time outside of school caused me to lose intelligence?

>>37719657
Has the inverse happened?

Am I wrong for measuring my intelectual worth off of a western education model

>>37709243
am i gay
originalalol

Will I get up there in time

>>37709243
Will this feeling last forever sonic?

>>37709243
Do you own a switch?

>>37719770
For free? T-thanks Sonic

will she say yes if I ask her out again?

>>37719695
i would also like to know this sonic totem decider!

>>37719834
great sonic decider... am i gay or do i l just like dicks.

>>37709243
Will I ever finish police academy?

Will I ever get a cosplay gf?

Will I get a cosplay gf this year?

will I ever be dominated by a femboy?

Will I manage to forget her?

>>37720534
Will I see breasts as healthy as those?

>>37720553
Will I lick breasts as healthy as those?

Will I ever be plat+ in league of legends, just tell me now so I can stop trying ty

>>37709243
Sonic pls give me qt gf, can you do this for me?

>>37720571
Will I get to make love to a girl as beautiful as that?

>>37709243
Is it even worth trying tomorrow

>>37720588
I'll take it. Praise be to you

>>37720594
Will I get to share a wonderful night with a girl as healthy as that?

>>37709243
Will he respond with what I want if I try and hint hints to him?

>>37720613
Will I get to enjoy both carnal and spiritual pleasures with a girl as healthy as that?

>>37720624
Do I really have to ask again almighty sanic?

Is asking directly a good idea

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>>37709243
On Wednesday, will my oneitis's date go bad and result in her realizing it's really me she loves?

Am I wrong for loving the female form?

I'm male so I should enjoy it...

>>37720660
Not sure how to interpret so gonna reroll this one

re rolling for an earlier post

>>37720660
Will this anon attain happiness with his oneitis?

Will I die a virgin?

originalium commentos

Will my name go down in history?

>>37720660
Will this anon attain love and happiness with his oneitis

Will she say yes?

Octogorillion

Should I stop caring about her

Will sexy females pursue me in an effort to form a friendship

>>37720801
Will sexy females aggressively pursue me in an effort to form a friendship?

Do girls like watching guys masturbate?

Do girls like penis

>>37709243
should i go to bed, sonic totem

Do girls like masturbating?

Have girls secretly been watching me masturbate?

Do I have a tiny dick?

Am I a femanon?

Do I have a big dick?

Will I forget her?

clickity clack down the track, time for a question. Will it ever happen?

>>37709243
Should all faggots leave /r9k/ forever?

I deserve one reroll. please

>>37709243
Is my cock capable of pleasing women?

Are handjobs gay or just masturbation with someone else's penis?

Sonic, for real. Don't do this shit to me

Ok should I ask her out?

>>37709243
Should I kill myself, O mighty Sonic Totem?

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am i an original qt

>>37709243
Are you a false deity?

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>>37721154
again am i an origi qt c:

>>37709243
Will I fuck a girl at my new job

should I go to sleep now?

>>37721174
again again am i an ORIGINAL qt

>>37721189
fak You sanic I already jerked off today i'm just tired okay

>>37709243
Sanic, should I bot and scam?

Will chloe and I end up dating?

Will chloe and i hookup?

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>>37721276
Hallelujah the lord hath spoken. First one doesnt count cause i had crossed fingers

Will Alex live past 30?

>>37709243
Do I want to know the answer to any more questions?

>>37721457
Will I find ""the one"" before achieving my ultimate goal?

>>37721492
Is my ultimate goal a bad idea to begin with?

Sonic, what da fuq do you mean by that

Sonic, am I a wizard?

>>37709243
should i just kill myself
inb4 comment not original

>>37721621
thanks Sonic, your advice will be adhered

will i do well

Will sexy girls aggressively pursue me in an effort to become friends by the end of the week

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Will she really be mine?

Will it happen anytime soon?

Is the creation great?

>>37709243
T-trump is going down right?

>>37709243
Does she only talk to me because she feels pity?

>>37709243
Do I have potential to become a qt trap, oh great sonic totem?

>>37721896
Does she at least enjoys talking to me?

>>37721924
Again, does she at least enjoys talking to me?

Does kerry love me?

Oregyno

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>>37709243
Will I become a the main character in an anime about a loli with a harem of lolis?

>>37709243
Did I cuck myself out of happiness by not giving that future trap my contact information?

>>37709243
is there a god

orginignigi

>>37722470
I accept my fate as determined Lord Sonic Totem. May his holiness be blessed.

>>37722540
Huh? Sanic are you coming to fug me?

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>>37722571
Oh. You'll be gentle for my first time, right?

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>>37722585
Alright. See you soon bby

>>37709243
Can I ever git gud?

>>37722595
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU STUPID FUCKING TOTEM

Dubs shatters the totem into pieces and summons that deer thing instead.

>>37709243
Did she get bored of me because of him?

Will my dog ever return to me? I miss her so much

>>37709243
Will I ever save the white race?

Does oneitis still have feelings for me? Pls orrrregoan

>>37709243
should I do it Sonic totem

>>37709243
Oh Totem Sonic, will my life ever have meaning?

should i install gnome sonic totem?

Should I be a fidget spinner for Halloween

Will I pass math

>>37709243
will i pass my exam?

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>>37709243
>>37723164
Oh mighty Sanic, will i pass?

>>37709243
Will I graduate law school and become the lawyer I've always wanted to be?

>>37709243
will i ever be what i want to be right now

>>37709243

should i play with her tomorrow

>>37709243
Will ww3 start soon?

>>37709243
Will I ever not be KHV?

oregano

Did she like that thing which I just did

>>37709243
should i just end it right now?

>>37709243
Is any of it worth it?

>>37709243
Will I ever get sobered up?

>>37709243
Should I suicide myself to death?

>>37709243
Will I get gf this year?
Sanec please

do they love me back?

>>37725738
what? reroll

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>>37725748
JUST GIVE ME A REAL ANSWER

>>37709243
Sarah, ever gonna happen?

Will I ever be happy?

Ori yollly originally

Will I be happy one day will I?

Original paper ever

>>37725792
I'm sorry anon

Ori yollly originally

>>37709243
will she be interested still upon my return?

>>37709243
Does senpaii love me back?

>>37709243
will things get better for me wrt world situation

>>37726081
thanks sonic and Golden Mayor

Will we always be this way?

>>37726164
Don't play with me you fucking hedgehog I'll kick you to pieces REEEEE

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Does she love me?

Oreg

>>37709243
time 2 neck myself?

Is she into me or interested in me?

>>37709243
Is OP a faggot?
Caillou is Dead

Will I be able to play Half Life 3 before I die ?

>>37709243
Should I stop being a cunt and start caring about my life?

>>37727435
C'MON MIGHTY TOTEM

Should i get skinny then?

o mighty sonichu totem, will i be blessed with a gf?