>tfw life is great and you've had sex a bunch of times with multiple partners who were all equally or more attractive than you and you have a great job that pays above the national average for your position and you just bought a new condo downtown with 100% cash and your student loans, car, and credit cards are all paid off and you just taught your dog how to roll over and you just maxed out your Roth IRA so you decide to go on vacation and fly a kite with your penis while your girlfriend takes pictures.
I see nothing wrong with dicking kites