autistic things you used to do in school. i'll start >be

>listened to black metal with my one friend
>someone walks into the classroom
>my chance to appear intellectual
>say to friend: "they say the philosophy in black metal is so deep it's hard to understand"
>they look at me with disgust and sit down on the other side of the room

>>37704952
>carried pocket dictionary for most of school years
>got teased for it
>tfw just autistic and fascinated by how many words there are and bothered that I don't know them

>>37704952
yeah I did stuff like that too.
Damn these memories are cringy

>>37704952
What part of being a girl is relevant to your story?
>roastie here, please reply!! XD

>>37705552
femanon here
it's very importent to let everyone know that we exist in that even us girls can have real cringy moments in school

>tried really hard to be emo
>???

That's enough.

>>37705552
>takes the bait by whining about it
you dumbfuck

>>37704952
did this stuff so much, I hate myself

>>37705574
I've been following your posts for several hours now. It's obvious you're not a girl also don't you get tired?

>>37705610
i was emo for a while but only to get emo pussy. i think the end justifies the means

>>37705462
Black metal is the easiest metal to decipher philosophically. It goes against the mainstream as it points out the absurdity of unfulfilling modern life with its weak spirituality, mundane pattern, and emotional emptiness.

You're just a pleb.

>>37705642
>he thinks it's only one poster

>>37704952
I used to do similar shit, but with Paradise Lost and the Divina Commedia. Cringe hard thinking about it. Teenage me was such a try-hard.

>>37705642
>following your posts
is this because of the >femanon here, or is there something i dont know about

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>>37705462
>they say the philosophy in black metal is so deep it's hard to understand

Kek

>>37705664
>tfw tried to be emo in hs
>started having around emo kids
>semi-normie Chad joined the group and plowed one cute emo pussy after another
>the fat emo chick used to like me
>I should have just lowered my standards back then

>>37705624
>I was only pretending to be retarded
Fuck off OP

>>37705762
fat emo chicks are a godsend, they give the best head. you missed out

>>37704952
In grade 5 or 6 I used to pick my nose and eat my boogers just totally right out in the open in the middle of class.

I was actually in the back row of seats so not everyone saw, but people obviously still had peripheral vision. What I did was take an open book and place it right in front of my face with one hand and then go to town.

Then one kid was like "uh, we can all see you and it's gross" and I cried and stopped doing that.

Not as bad as the one kid who was picking his nose until grade 11 or some shit.

>>37705665
Black metal is just norwegian emo for 25 year old teenagers with permanent seasonal affective disorder

>>37705462
as a metalhead, this physically hurts me

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>>37705907
>>37705762
>>37705664

I hooked up with a sort of chunky 16 year old emo girl I was 25

>>37706019
same here mate. I share your thoughts.

>showed vag to boys in kindergarten
>didn't know that it wasn't normal (hippy family)
>get caught by teacher
>not allowed alone with boys for the rest of my time at that school
>now am socially stunted :) :) :)

>>37706054
what was the purpose of this post, other than bragging?

>>37706054
borderline pedo but ok

>>37706061
kek. I remember I played heavy metal out loud in class. It was by accident. And the entire class was with religious fucks. I was known as the satanist (it wasn't good that I was not white, nor formerly christian as well, and they'd bully me for that. I swear to Odin I want to strangle their necks.)

>>37706019
But anyways here's my cringy behaviour:
>be metalhead
>really into deathmetal/deathcore
>have shitty apple headphones so no sound is blocked
>always turnthe volume up all the way while listening (most of the times on the bus)
>basically everyone in a 3 meter radius of me had to endure endure growling and blastbeats for the whole drive if they were not listeniing to music themselves
>This greatly amused me

>>37706099
>borderline pedo but ok
>as long as it's above the age of consent which an artificial sex floor set by voters, it's okay
The west is dead

>>37706124
do please tell me more about how fucking children is acceptable

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>>37706077
to really make you think

>>37706099
having sex with an 18 year old in America is borderline pedo

>>37706158
>16
>child
yeah sure

>>37705981
>Not as bad as the one kid who was picking his nose until grade 11
That was me

>pretend im hurt and limp because i thought it looked cool
I actually still do it and can't stop

>>37706160
so just bragging then, ok

>>37706158
Not him, but teenagers are not children. Especially not at 16. They can work jobs and drive cars and even move out of their parents' house.

They hit puberty a handful of years earlier and have likely been sexually active for a few years already.

There's literally nothing wrong with them having sex. Stop shaming their sexuality.

>got really popular cause puberty hit and i got good looking
>hid in school from all the normies


>failed p.e class cause i was too embarrassed by the fact that everyone was staring at my body

>>37706160
yeah i'm sure it's all good where you're from ahmed

>>37706216
>There's literally nothing wrong with them having sex
yes there is. Nobody should be having random sex

>>37706216
yes teenagers fuck other teenagers. this is normal. and?

>>37705673
You're a tryhard now, saying "Divina Commedia" instead of "Divine Comedy" like the rest of the English-speaking world.

>>37706253
it's normal and it's wrong.
I didn't get to fuck other teenagers as a teenager and neither should anyone else

>>37706235
>ahmed

I'm not, don't be salty just because you can't have sex with anyone under 18 and you can't drink until you're 25 years old. The entire rest of the civilized first world has 18 as a drinking age and 16 as age of consent.

>>37706253
They can also have sex with people over the age of 18 if they want to. It's this little thing called "freedom"

>>37706246
thanks for your input, elliot.

>>37706246
not until marriage senpai

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humped my desk in elementary school. more like pressed my dick against it until i orgasmed. idk if anyone ever figured it out.

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>>37706284
>civilized first world
Gee I wonder how you became that civilized

>>37706297
jfc i knew i kid just like you, i bullied the shit out of him. we're now best friends

>>37706235
The law dictates what's legal, not what is in line with your feelings senpai.

>me every day in high school
>bell for lunch rings
>rush to the lunchroom so I don't have to wait in a massive line
>fill up my tray with whatever I'd like, dawdle, and then confidently walk past the cashier without paying
>eat quietly at my table for a few minutes
>if there was nobody I knew at the designated loser table, I'd stare into my food and not say a word
>whenever girls sat anywhere near me, I'd get up and go finish my food in the hallway or bathroom, depending on who was in the hallway
>usually head off to the library afterward
>read Wikipedia articles for 30 or 40 minutes, flip through books, or play RuneScape, when it was unblocked

Makes me feel good that I can only remember the rough details. I've been out of high school for two years longer than I was in it.

>>37706333
the law changes whenever the majority feels like it.
So yes it is based on feelings.
Islam doesn't change though

>>37706351
>confidently walk past the cashier without paying
hardcore. As a kid I wouldn't have dared

>>37706356
what has islam got to do with any of this? This is about the united states

>>37706302
>africa
>>37706356
>Islam

>any of this related to age of consent laws in the first world

the /pol/len sure is strong in the air today.

>>37706367

I was a little antisocial growing up.

Me and another brat robbed the middle school cafeteria after-school once, stuffing every box and bag of candy we could get our hands on into duffle bags. They ended up installing security cameras after that.

Worst part is that my mom always gave me more than enough money for lunch.

Oh well. I've really come a long way since then.

>>37706393
Do you break into banks now?

I played card games during lunch by myself because no one wanted to play with me.

>>37706410

Kek. I considered it.

Currently a fourth-year STEMfag who volunteers on his weekends, though.

>>37706077
shows how fucked up /r9k/ is that you consider that a brag

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>>37706351
>whenever girls sat anywhere near me, I'd get up and go finish my food in the hallway or bathroom, depending on who was in the hallway

genuinely kek'd. thx anon

>>37706445
>shows how fucked up /r9k/ is that you consider that a brag
normalfags congratulate each others all the time for getting laid.

>>37706445
No I don't consider it a brag, I think he's a filthy fucking pedophile, if he's not a liar.

I still don't know what the purpose was, other than "bragging".

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>>37706449

Here's my seventh grade portrait for additional keks.

>>37706486
inot pedo but borderline. so still gross

I once masterbated in class.
I think I had a hole in my pocket and It was the second time I had ever done it.

I was like 5 or something

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I used to jerk off in school in like 3-4th grade.
Looking back, everyone noticed and shunned me because of it, I was just too autistic to realize.
Teachers even gave me weird looks and talked to my mom about it one time

I don't even remember why I was doing it, I just didn't know about social etiquette and when I get horny, id just do it


>kill me

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>>37706328
I also bullied other robots/speds in the hopes that no one would realize that I myself was autistic. feelsbadman

>>37705574
>IM A GURL! I HAVE CRINGY MOMENTS TOO!

>>37706486
Fuck off white knight, plebbit is that way

>>37706549
Stop taking the obvious bait you dumb underage summer reddit retard.

>>37706538
relatable

oregangoli

>>37706486
>>37706522
>16 is pedophile
A few hundred years ago girls would have pumped out a couple kids before the age of 16 and nobody gave a shit.
Nice try white knights

>>37706589
femanon here, thanks for sticking up for me anon. I was a little concerned that >>37706549 was giving me too much attention. He's a little creepy don't you think?

>>37706622
a few hundred years ago child labor was considered completely fine. yeah, it's not like society evolves over time to become more civilised

>>37706635
this meme was never funny, fucking stop

>>37704952
>standard kid
>a bit weird but not socially excluded
>there's that bench cool girls always hang out on
>get on said bench
>whip out some girly book about horses
>"hey that's cute anon"
>tfw you're scoring with girls, you'll have pussy soon

>tfw 19 years old and still a virgin

>>37706622
None of what you just said was true and concepts of medievalist women marrying in early adolescence is a complete myth. Records indicate typical marrying age was anywhere from 15 to 25 and most didn't have children until 18-20. Take your paedo fantasies elsewhere and l2EUhistory.

>>37706705
>Records indicate typical marrying age was anywhere from 15 to 25 and most didn't have children until 18-20.
see you said 15

>>37706770
I didn't realise the female of our species was capable of "pumping out a couple kids before the age of 16" in the span of 1 year.

15 is still the AoC here in the UK. I lost mine at 15.

>>37706519
Thanks for that, anon. You're a good sport.

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>>37705665
>>37705462
>>37706019
>>37706060
>>37706120
It's okay.
""Metalheads" are all low-intellect. They need the noise to fill the gaps and channel their impotent rage. They also compensate by creating a million needless sub-genres to make their music sound more complex than it is.
Embarrassing.

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>be fat high school anon
>gets crush on qt in class
>stalks her social media without adding her
>instead of talk to her, figures out her schedule so I can walk past her between classes or look at her during bathroom break
>bertstare whenever walking past
>wow she must really like me
>tfw

>>37706814
>They need the noise to fill the gaps and channel their impotent rage
This is true and I'm not ashamed to admit it

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>be me, math nerd
>go to library to study
>chad, brad, and 3 girls come into library to "study"
>chad is just flirting with them and not studying at all
>I walk over and reee at them
>chad, this is a library. you need to be quiet now!
>pretty alpha moment for me but chad manages to spin it like I'm the weirdo
>"sure anon, we'll quiet down. I didn't know you felt so strongly"
>"tee hee" all the girls giggle
>They keep flirting but in low whispers
>I give up and go home
>Buy a pair of 40 decibel reduction hear muffs online.
>everytime I study in the library I bring them along
I know people called me the ear muff kid behind my back, but It was still worth it not to have to listen to normalfag conversations.

>girl asks if I'm alright after I trip due to autism while getting on the bus
>stalk her for 4 years on social media

>>37706874
It's okay I'm sure you're an okay guy I was just bullying.

>>37706674
>this meme was never funny
I know. I think I got it out of my system. That was the last one from me.

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>>37706804
>15 is still the AoC here in the UK. I lost mine at 15.

>>37706904
Hahaha my school gave legitimate retarded kids those same muffs so they wouldn't ree at loud noises

>>37706948
>pic related

You're also assuming that all robots are animefags who post trump pepe memes on twitter and beat off to traps.

i'd stare intently at my oneitis, because i thought i looked like that vampire dude from twilight (this is when it was all the rage) so she could think i was a mysterious outcast.
and before that i used to do the naruto run during PE thinking i was lol randum exdee

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>>37707026
traps are beautiful

>>37706973
Damn you anon! This is not a good feel. I graduated magna cum laude too.

>>37706948
lmao I've L I T E R A L L Y been on 4chan since 2006.

>>37707145
sure it's okay to be gay I guess, just don't be a faggot about it

>>37707188
and you still don't belong here. Get a clue

>>37705462

>borrow metal cd from metalhead acquaintance
>agree to meetup and return it
>he's in his car (i was 15, he was 18)
>talking to a couple of people i don't know
>anxiety
>need to return the cd tho
>walk over, near throw the cd into the car and abruptly leave
>remember his puzzled look and the other two looking at me
>he might have called for me but i was too freaked out
>realized years later he probably wanted to be friends with me

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>>37707196
Traps aren't gay. Even Islam says so

>>37708002
>hadiths

really scraping the bottom of the tandoor oven huh

>>37705642
femanon reporting in
there are girls here you know