Where should i look for a non-slut girlfriend? >18yo kissless

Me too anon

I swear to god no one say church

>>37704782
Get back to school dawg. You won't get girls if you can't count to 10

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>>37704782
well first of all, you're a worthless human being, second thing, there are no such things as "non-slut" women, but the fact that you're a worthless human means you can go for another worthless human without any feel of guilt or enjoy being alone for the rest of your life on /r9k/ (you can always make this time shorter with a rope)

You're not looking for a girlfriend, you are looking for a mommy with benefits.

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church unironically. Will prob change your life even if no gf

>>37704816
I im currently in a small school,cunt, but there are only slut girls, not even a single autistic qt girl.

>>37704948
>autistic qt girl
omfg stop watching anime idiot

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>>37704832
I will consider, even being agnostic.
Apparently not oreganole

>>37704995
believe it or not hot autist girls exist, i was friends with one. she i
was a busty blonde, and was diagnosed aspergers. but she was also a slut. so just bc theyre an autistic doesn't mean they're not roastie scum

A lot like you except older and not seeking gf. Always be on the look out and do not let this place influence your thinking. I am 3 years older ask away any questions you have. I am socially competent

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>>37704814
Maybe it's the only place, anon. I wouldn't mind a catholic girlfriend

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>>37705118
That's sad, but maybe asperger people don't tend to be sluts..?
Oreganorinale

>>37704995
This is the best advice, OP. Dropping the weeb shit is step one for this goal you've set for yourself. You're already at a huge disadvantage having depression and anxiety, adding anime into the mix is the last thing you need.

Second, stop labeling your depression as "diagnosed" as it implies that it's a problem out of your hands. Western view of depression is fucking stupid and places the blame on neurological processes and validates the individual's personal victimization. Drop this idea right now, stop taking pills if you're on them. If you believe you will be depressed forever, you will create that exact reality.

Third, drop any notion that having a girlfriend will do anything for you if you aren't happy now. It just won't. I know it's cliche, but you really do have to have some peace with yourself in order to attract someone. It may obscure the discontentment within you during the early honeymoon stage, but when that's gone, your depression will remain.

>>37705160
How do i keep conversations going, without being unnatural?

>>37705292
no but attractive people tend to be sluts

>>37705298
I'm not depressed anymore, just have anxiety, and i don't watch anime, at least in the past 3 years. I am not unhappy, i just feel empty for not having friends or a girlfriend.

>>37705320
Ahhh, I'm really good at this one. It was a concept I struggled to understand my entire youth.

The problem is that you are THINKING TOO MUCH. Give me a sec to dig through my images, I'll tell you the big secret.

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>>37705320
Here you go, natural conversation cheat sheet.

>>37705535
Not that guy, but what if there are no relatable topics and I'm not interested in what she has to say?

>>37705406
Got something to back that up with? My experience is the opposite. It's the average girls who are the sluttiest. Hot girls are more picky about who they sleep with.

>>37705535
That is literally the most autistic analysis of conversation I've ever seen.

If you're actively monitoring how you and others talk like that, you're far beyond being socially functional enough to get a girlfriend.

>>37705643
weird, it's the opposite imo. most 8/10 & above people i've known are the most promiscuous people i've ever had the displeasure of knowing. idk my friend group is odd, the uggos and average lookers have to rely on their brains and wit for acceptance, the hot ones just sleep around

>>37705652
You completely missed the point then, retard. The entire premise is that you AREN'T monitoring the conversation because you're just flowing through relatable topics. Instead of thinking about what question you're gonna ask next, or what how you're gonna keep the conversation going, focus on WHAT SHE'S SAYING.

Your inability to draw this conclusion just because the dynamic of human conversation is complexly described shows that you probably have some issues surrounding communication, so I'll let it slide.

>>37705957
What if I don't give a shit what she's saying?

>>37705612
Then do some introspecting and ask yourself why you aren't interested. It could be that both of you just don't share any common interests. But it's also entirely possible that it's a problem within you, an inability to engage with a person about their life experience.

At our core, I believe that we're all the same. We've just grown up with a unique upbringing that has determined how we react to given any given stimulus. EVERYONE places their life interests above others, it's our nature to put ourselves first. But if you remember that we're ultimately all the same and cultivate a humble attitude, then it's almost like you're listening to yourself when talking to another. When you're at that level of attentiveness, you aren't thinking about what you're gonna say next, and because of that, your responses are much more genuine. Not only that, but they're much quicker!

Have you ever been in a really good conversation with a friend and the talk is just flowing back and forth? You'll notice that your responses are pretty much immediate. It's like a game of toss and catch, throwing thoughts back and forth.

>>37704782
Try Interpals or /soc/ if you're up to the challenge and don't mind mental illness. And nah, don't go to church unless you truly believe in God.

Otherwise get a GED and enlist at some low-key college. Or buy a body pillow pal.

>>37704782
Love how somone who couldnt even get a "slut" want to be in a relationship with a normal girl.

>somewhat good looking
Who told you that? Dont even try to lie about it.

>>37706088
>Have you ever been in a really good conversation with a friend and the talk is just flowing back and forth? You'll notice that your responses are pretty much immediate. It's like a game of toss and catch, throwing thoughts back and forth.
That's because friends share some interests. I'm a boring person, and I hate talking about life with other people, because they've either had experiences that I can't relate to. What topics did you talk about the last time you spoke to a Woman you were interested with?

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>>37704782
The internet. I've had 5 gfs and the only virgin one was one I met on the internet.

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>>37706131
my mom told me that, cunt

>>37706354
Do you met her on facebook or something, or what?

>>37706460
Nah, omegle

>>37704782
Your best bets are either a girl who is extremely religious, which is hard to find unless shes Muslim or something. Or a girl who completely avoids society, which is almost impossible to find because she completely avoids society.

>>37704782
Have a few one night stands. That way, you won't care if she's a slut, because you are also a slut.

>>37704782
Join a religious community with arranged wedding

>>37704782
>non-slut
Why?

>>37704782
Unironically, I'm a good looking virgin. But I don't really like guys who are desperate for virgin girls. Also the fact that you left school at age of 12 and don't know how to socialize doesn't sound very nice....

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>>37706570
I'm not a degenerate
not originale

>>37706354
>5 gfs


GETOUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET THE FUCK OUT

>>37706654

whats wrong with wanting to experience what most others got to experience ? losing it together?

>>37706735
>most others got to experience

Are you so sure about that? Got statistics to back that up?

>>37706751
>Got statistics to back that up?
calm down
now i c y ur a virgin

>>37706735
>wanting to experience what most others got to experience ?
But why should you care, just because ''most'' people did it doesn't mean it has to be anything special?

Just find a girl you genuine like

>>37704782

Okay before looking for a companion of any sorts straighten your issues out or they're just gonna hinder you or make potential mates look down on you.

>>37706654
I'm not desperate to be honest, (and don't need to be a virgin) and yes, the fact that i've left school does not help, at least i have returned to school last year, and speek a little bit of english (english isn't my mother language).

>>37706795
>and don't need to be a virgin
>wants non slut gf

but anon all non virgins are sluts

>>37704782
Bookstores? College? Anime conventions? I have no fucking clue. The only girls I've ever even spoken to in-depth have been disturbed roasties on 4chan over IRC or something.

>>37706782
Someone sounds triggered. It's pretty obvious you're a virgin and can't accept that lots of people lose their virginity to a non-virgin.

>>37706784
>doesn't mean it has to be anything special?
y not

>>37706827
calm down pls
donald trump will get a 2nd term

>>37704782
you don't all women will cheat on you because they are emotional thinkers. women are giant emotional children and they will cheat on you because they FEEL it. enjoy your paternity fraud.

>>37706787
I'm working on straightening my issues since last year, and i've training my social skills a bit.

>>37706795
Ok, sorry for misunderstanding and sorry if I was a bit rude. But good for you for returning back to school! Hope it will go well for you and maybe you will find someone you like there too.

But my best advice is too judge someone by their appearance. Sluts often have heavy make-up, very revealing clothes, tattoos, smoke, dyed hair. Try to look for someone who is more natural or down-to-earth, but is still feminine and good looking.

>>37706784
why not both a virgin and a girl i genuine like?

It always make me laugh.

I lost my virginity when I was 28 and it's always hilarious to me when I see all of these 16 to 25 people who are like "AAAAAAAH! I'M 17 AND NEVER SEEN A VAGINA FIREVER ALONE I'M GONNA DIE ALONE PLS KILL ME!!!" because they have too much of that stupid TV/internet social conditioning status quo shit in their head.

Relax. If you take better care of yourself, open yourself to new opportunities and work on fixing your anxiety problems, unless you are litterally a 0/10 with severe mental illnesses, you will get a chance to either date someone cool or at least lise your virginity.

But seriously. Robots'biggest problem has always been their melodramatic theatrical woe is me attitude. Life is not that serious, take a chill pill.

I used to say the same shit when I was 25, a mere 4 years ago and everything in my life has started improving once I stopped caring so much about every single thing and stopped visiting r9k so regularly.

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>>37706925
Thanks for the advice.
Not oreganale apparently

>>37706972
but my victimization narrative anon!

>>37704782
OkCupid worked for me. When we met 4years ago, she had only kissed 2 other people.
Sex was hella awkward, since the disparity was so great between us.
I'd recommend OkCupid.
[Spoiler] she gleefully gargles my balls now. I've tainted her so much.

>>37704828
Enjoy your used goods then you stupid cunt

>>37706972
Nah, i'm not desperate for a girlfriend, i just feel lonely sometimes. I already showed photos of me to some online girls, i'm rated 7,5/10 usually, i think that i just have to conclude school and get a job. Thanks for the advice btw.

>>37707104
I'll try, thanks for sharing your story, anon.
Holy fuck, better be oregano

>>37707104
>I've tainted her so much.

best feeling desu

>>37707214
Happy to have helped Anon. Best of luck!
>>37707237
Best feeling senpai

>>37704782
No women will like you if you are an asocial piece of shit sorry anon, you are pretty fucked.

And I'm not making fun at all, I'm also kinda asocial, I struggle so bad to keep those stupid conversations with my " friends" but somehow I do it and yet no women finds my personality attractive.

So you are doomed

>>37704782
are you me?
Originelle

>>37707271
>pic related


disgusting honestly anon

>>37707271
Mmm... That pic says she likes to suck big dick...

Sorry anon, you are just naive.

>>37704782
I have 25K in the bank, 1.80 tall and not fat, and im a virgin without a gf, so whatmakes you think you can get one?

>>37704814
Sorry bud but that's your only hope. Don't get me wrong there's tons of sluts in church too. For every 20 sluts there's 1 virgin though.

>>37707345
Yeah she likes to suck big dick, she sucks mine regularly, sir.

>>37707452
I have less than 100 in the bank. I'm 5'7'', skinny fat, and have had gfs lmao

Femanon here

women are not sluts, you're just a looser with nothing of value to worth even being looked at

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>>37707271
lmao now he deleted the pic cause hes embarrassed about his whore

thats ok anon here it is again :^)

>>37704782
>become an alcoholic (for confidence)
>get a lot of female friends. Just friends.
>using the acquired experience casually invite a 6/10 you barely know on a date
>if you both have fun on dates, kiss her on the third date

Worked for me when I was a 20yo kissless virgin

Also try not to go on a date in a cinema before you break the touch barrier. That requires you both to shut up for several hours which doesn't work well if you don't at least hold her hand

>>37708267
P. S. And she was a virgin.