You might not be number one, but the world still needs you.
why does the world need me
is my drug abuse and EXTREMELY frequent masturbation the key to keeping the universe in balance?
>>37704452
That cat kinda looks like m00t
>>37704484
someone is profiting off your addictions and they might achieve something you're not capable of.
>>37704513
that doesn't make me feeI any better
>>37704504
the human mind sees what it wants to see.
>>37704452
femanon here
it's kind of you to say that anon. I wish everyone on r9k had that mentality. we need more people here, to help them overcome their depression. just becaue they are girls, or kids doesn't mean we should turn them away. we need to accept people and try to coddle and love them. never let them out of our sights, leaving them neurotic and paranoid.
>>37704534
when will daddy come home? I dont like the chinese stepdad, he ignores us
>>37704567
>femanon here
is this the hot new meme or are you going through every thread saying femanon here?
>>37704582
Daddy abandoned us and cucked us. Fuck him. I like the chinese stepdad better.
>>37704567
LOOOOOOOOOOOOK AT KE
You can go to Facebook or reddigagmblr if you want people to pretend to care about you
>>37704584
I think so. I didn't see it this morning though so it must be pretty fresh
>>37704582
be more independent
>>37704567
>femanon here
tiddy with a paper slip and today's date on it, or leave
>>37704452
good, now the edgelord in me is satisfied in knowing that turning my back on the world actively damages not only myself but the whole of everyone else as well; fuck every last gay ass nigga on this gay ass earth
>>37704695
ahh, a refreshing post.
>>37704513
this, the world needs you to slave away and die to make room for higher ranks, killing yourself and wasting your life is how you spite God for condemning you to this existence. nice try OP but I don't want any trinkets, I will die with my shekels
>>37704452
>but the world still needs you.
The world needing me... Right.
Thanks. I haven't laughed so hard in years !
>>37704731
>I will die with my shekels
no, I will adopt a panda that way the govt gets nothing either.
femanon here
wagie is in a cagie
>>37704795
awww widdle roastie made a poastie; eat some more shit faggot we all know you got a dick and you're only larping
>>37704567
wrong board roastie, like everyone is saying: tits or GTFO, and don't make me fucking reee
Pete stop posting and kill me already
Nah bro if the world does great without us thats why we are on the fringes of society shitposting each and everyday on a mongolian troath singing forum
>you're important
Nobody really is. Even if your some lovable Chad the world still move on if you die. All your friends and family will forget you after a month. Yes, they will still reminisce about you from time to time, but it's not like the world will stop and weep.
>>37704504
He sort of does. I think its the gentle smirk of the eyes.
>>37704452
>why do you keep lying to me
I love all of you.not female, not homojust a nice guy
>>37705733
kys cuntdyke
>>37704452
Kill me, Pete.
organowern
>>37705678
kill me moot
oregano
>>37704452
no it fucking doesnt
the world doesnt need anyone and is apathetic retard