The anon under you posts your future wife/husband.

please be a mentally ill, basement-dwelling shut-in

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I wonder who this mystery woman is!

>>37699388
you only get a wife if you post or describe one for the anon above you

lazy asses dont get imaginary love

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Enjoy your new wife anon!
Originalezues

This is some kind of orgy not a marriage

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Space cop who loves you and will always protect you. Willing to turn a blind eye to your minor infractions so long as you're good-natured in general.

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A smol wife for you, since i'm feeling nice

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enjoy some assembly is required

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>>37699388
Here's your new wife, treat her with good care and headpats.

>>37699576
>asks all of those inane questions
>keeps telling me what to do
instant divorce/10

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She doesn't like hanging out with anyone but you

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This hamster.

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Kevinfu

>>37699640
implying she didnt date chad in the movie

im still sort of bothered about that after all these years

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have a very sick hudban

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tough luck anon kun
you get merkel'd

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Feeling good

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enjoy your new fuck hole

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You are the grey guy.

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>>37699388
Enjoy anon she's a real keeper!!

Original jalapenos

>>37699576
>lets wait until we are married
hmmmm
>i really like your cooking
nice
>dont go...
dont tell me what to do
>why are you buying...
dont tell me what to do
>buy your own coffee maker
dont tell me what to do
>thats a cool bike
fuck bikes
>please pat my head
>dont pat my head
fuck off
>why are you up so late
HMMMMM
>no soda either
i didnt want a gf anyways, goodbye

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Enjoy lucky anon.

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i hate my new wife but this man loves you more than anything!

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The last two digits of this post determine which one is your wife. Starting from the left, #1 is even even, #2 is even odd, #3 is odd odd, #4 is odd even

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>>37699689
You stupid fuck where is my waifu?!
Now I have to repost GTFO if you don't know the rules idiot.

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you get to pick your new wife!
or you can make them fight for you and the winner gets to sit on your dick

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Posting again because Im not fucking gay.

>>37699713
you fucking idiot posts without pics dont count for the wife roll
>>37699693
this is your wife
>>37699717
well, this one now i guess, im l

>>37699717
Definitely the pink one

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for your necrophiliac needs

>>37699718
That's news to me

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Hello, I'll be a qt wife to someone in this thread!

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A girl that is loving and bakes sweets for you, but also has irritable bowel syndrome and a fart fetish.

BRAPAPAPAPAPPAPAPPPPAPP

>>37699738
why is this strangely beautiful to me

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Enjoy your new wives. Both are female, however all three of you must copulate at the same time in order to produce offspring.

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Do l make your genitals moist?

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eeeeeh cuz, come over 'ere and gimme a smoke I'll suck your doongu

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>"Anon kun, dinner is almost ready!"

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enjoy your trapwife

>>37699793
they're always hotter when they're married

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You're welcome my friendo

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enjoy crab wife