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I am 32 years old and happy to say I'm no longer a virgin, that's right guys, I've made it in this world. After taking part in wizard hood I thought I'd be doomed forever, God proved me wrong.
>be me
>been talking to a girl I met at work
>she's shown mutual interest
>went on several dates
>went back to my place to "watch a movie"
>we drink and end up drunk
>look each other in the eyes
>make out for like 20 minutes
>take off each other's clothes
>and before you knew it, I was in
Life has never felt good guys, I'm a true man now. No longer being a Virgin after 32 whole years really lifts a huge weight off my shoulders.
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Is she gonna stick around tho?
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>>37697705
Doesn't matter. He's ascended.
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You must leave now normie
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why can't you elaborate further? this supposedly monumental moment for you condensed to one line. I want the details
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>even wizards can fall
this is very depressing OP, i only have 3 years to go
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>>37697684
FUCK YOU NORMIE CONGRATS ON IT REALLY BUT GET THE FUCK OUT NOW ENJOY YOUR LIFE ON THE OUTSIDE BUT GO REEEEEEEEE
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>>37697821
That statement in the bottom pic is true. You shouldn't give up though. You should become top 20% of men.
Imagine if women didn't exist and someone said "Would you like to be in the top 20% of men?". You would still say yes, because of course you want to be awesome. The whores throwing their panties at you is just a bonus that you can enjoy and then throw away once or twice a week.
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>>37697684
Haha, neato frito bandito!Now get out
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R9K is very proud of our special man.
Congratulations!
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