Storytime Thread

Succubus wearing the anonymous veil in 3...2...1

My nocturnal walks had lead me to an old, abandoned church, located in the middle of some vile spectral woods. The only thing protecting me from the downpour was my woollen greatcoat and my hat, both purchased from peasants in the more primitive, backward regions of the land, where old cults still worshipped heretical, unknown gods.

I stepped inside the church for shelter; and as a natural, morbid curiosity, and as my eyes adapted to the light I saw the old, winding entrance to a crypt. I sat on an old wooden pew, rotting and damp, and the rain stopped and the clouds broke and the moonlight shone it's meagre light through the windows. As the church got slowly lighter and lighter, and as the entrance to the crypt was illuminated more and more I spied the most ugly, foulest creature my eyes have ever seen. It was not human, it was not of this world, it was a wretch, an abomination, a completely degenerate and wicked being. It spied on me with its cold black eyes and grey mottled skin. As I sat wide eyed and paralysed in fear, I heard the pattering of hundreds of them come up the weathered stone stairs, I ran, and did not look back until I had reached the centre of the town.

I live far, far away now, but the sight of the moon and the sound of spectral wails in the night bring to mind that evil thing in the church.

>Be Swedish Robot
>On vacation in Paris (by myself)
>On day 3 go to The Louvre
>Sperg around looking at paintings until I get bored and go for ice cream
>Vendors on each side below nearby steps
>Go to the right one by my gut instinct
>After some time queuing I get face to face with vendor grill
>She's god damn gorgeous, very chic, dream-like brunette with bangs, hiding some of her face under black shades
>She smiles and greets me
>My heart races so fast from the excitement I felt that I mess up my order
>This causes her to have some short small talk with me
>Flirtatiously spouts that "it is dangerous"
>"What is? Ice cream?"
>"Yes" she says, still smiling
>I leave with ice cream cone in hand, but cannot stop thinking about her beauty the whole rest of the day

The day after

>Prepare a note with my name and number on inside my hotel room
>It also reads a message, "your ice cream is delicious and you are very pretty."
>I arrive to that same spot the following day
>She's still there
>I get in line, heart racing so fast
>Finally my turn. She recognizes me from the day before
>I order ice cream again whilst sneaking the note enveloped within the euro bill.
>She notices, "oh".
>Please read it, I say
>At first she seems flattered
>Then a look of concern takes over
>"I'm sorry..."
>"Oh, you have a boyfriend?"
>She nods

>I hastily leave, not looking back even once. Dropping the ice cream out of my hand as I walk off.

Never asked a girl out ever again. Aspies beware... It's "dangerous"

>somehow end up at a cinema with a ladyfriend
>meet outside, she's late
>finally arrives 'hey sup howyadoin etc'
>after managing to get out of stupid smalltalk take the lead and head inside
>instead of holding the door like a normal human being I just stand in front of the opened door like a retard, facing the door, blocking half of the doorway so she has to awkwardly push by me
>barely talk a word afterwards
>movie was shit
>paid 15$ for a trash movie and an uneraseable cringy memory

what is life and how does it work

>>37692035
>blames a poor movie theater date on standing in an open door instead of holding it open
come on, we know your date decided to sit in the breeding bull section and you got sent to the popcorn mines because you had a couples ticket

Sitting at my desk at 'work' (I just help out there every now and then until I pick up school again)

>cute undergraduate colleague starts smalltalking with me
>somehow manage to not completely screw things up
>"So anon, what do you want to do after school, do you want to go to university?"
>ohpleaseno.jpeg
>"Ugh I don't really know, don't have any plans yet"
>"Okay .. uhm what are your interests? What do you like doing in your freetime?"
>think of all the days I've spent grinding vidya or just lying on the floor doing absolutely nothing
>"Uh.. not so much .... I play video games and listen to music and ugh ... (nervous laughter) I don't know I don't really do much at all haha"
>"And you don't go outside much either do you? ... (she's obviously uncomfortable now) But how do you think you'll meet someone like this? You don't have to answer of course but .. people your age should be full of energy and motivation and such (nervous chuckling)
> I just stare at my monitors and say nothing because I don't have any answers
>"Haha well I guess I'll just be lonely then huh? Hahaha"
>Awkwardly stand up and pretend to go to the kitchen to make coffee just to stay away from her and further conversation

I almost cried myself to sleep that night

>>37692354
some people should just shut up if they can't steer the conversation away. she had no right to BBQ you like that.

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>>37691913
that sucks.
feels like something great that could have been.
it shouldn't be this hard

>>37691722
I like your storytelling skills but the story is shit. I know that it's probably the point.

I'm not sure if I really have any actually interesting stories in me.

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>>37691479
>be at party
>girl i was friends with way back but drifted apart from was there
>she saw me and greeted me
>spent hours following her around trying to get a conversation going and giving her smokes
>guy i know walked straight up and made out with her while flipping me off
>lingered around for an hour avoiding them trying to drink until i forgot the night before i left
at that point i gave up. i've had my share of regret and i got jack in return.

>>37692354
what a cunt there is nothing wrong with being by yourself why do normalfags always act like solitude is sin

>high school
>group project time
>also known as, do the work for the whole group time
>grouped with a chad and stacy
>chad and stacy talking about shit while I work on the assignment
>somehow the conversation turned towards me
>going along with it with vague simple answers, but not really paying attention
>all of a sudden stacy asks if I wanted to take her out that weekend
>taken aback, only manage a "huh?" while I drop my spaghetti
>chad and stacy chuckle and go back to talking about sports or whatever normie thing
>get hung up on it even though I know she was just fucking with me

>>37693275
That's just fucking cruel.

Not super cringe I suppose but whatever, just ignore me if it's shit.

>Like 13 or some shit. Can't remember but around early teens, 12 at the youngest
>More normie friend shows up at my door and asks if I want to into town with him, watch a movie or some shit.
>I dress pretty retardedly, tracksuit and ugly jumper. All I really had since I was a kid who just played sports or went out in the woods.
>Turns out girls are there, like 6, one of them is my friend's gf apparently. She was 14.
>Grew up staying by myself, had some anger issues because of abusive stepdad so I wasn't good at socialising. In school everyone hated me and harassed me because people I went to school with when I was younger would tell everyone else in their new school, sometimes mine, about how spergy I used to be.
>Having to talk with these girls and completely sperging out. I try to make jokes but they just make everyone really uncomfortable, no social skills.
>Trying to set me up with some girl but she wasn't having it, would deliberately avoid me when all of us were together.
>end up watching some shite chick flick. When we all go to sit together my friend pushes me to go sit with the girl and her friends.
>All of them look at me with digust so I go and walk to a different part of the cinema. Just leave 15 mins in.
>My Mam heard from my Friend's Mother that there were girls there. Wants me to be social so I use this thing on my phone were it rings because I press a button, to look like it's being called by someone.
>Sort of pretend she is talking to me just to make my Mam happy.

Sort of my life desu

>>37693480
I'm saying this completely unironically for probably the first time. Fucking normies and their normie shit. Hope they enjoyed a good amount of insecurities and being exploited by chads.

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>>37691479
Lets go

>be me
>12 at the time
>talking to blue haired chick at school
>a grade above me.
>Im not sure how it will end out, but i tell myself "hey, its fine, go for it nigga."
>hit it off with her
>talking with her to this day.

Also, anti NEET, anyone?

>had a few friends that were girls in highschool
>never felt they were a right fit for being a gf, so never made any moves
>really got along with one in particular, lets call her Sally
>Sally was probably my best friend out of the girls
>graduate
>never was particularly social outside of school, didn't really text much or do anything outside of the odd facebook poke war without it being initiated by someone else.
>as a result, didn't really talk to Sally over the summer
>show up to college after the summer
>turns out she's also going to the same school
>run into her between classes as she's walking with some of her friends that I didn't recognize
>say hi
>Sally just glares at me
>was otherwise ignored while they walked by
I still have no idea what the fuck happened and haven't talked to her since

>>37693556
Some of the stuff you could see as my fault. Acted like a sperg and I did do retarded shit when I was really young. Acted violently in school towards teachers, full on tantrums. This was like 7 or 8 years of age me. I remember in Highschool it was getting better. People were going to.different schools so nobody knew me or what I done when I was really young.

>cont.
>decided to start studying at this library room in in town library.
Go to catholic boy school so meet some of these girls my friends know. Separate schools so I never talk to girls.
>wasn't doing too bad. Some if us were studying so I was able to go along without saying much, just blendin' in like a pro.
All of a sudden one of the girls I had sort of been talking to on Msn through a friend says she knows this girl in her school whom I went to school with.
>cutmylifeintopieces.jpeg
>she starts telling all the girls and some of my friends about the shit I used to do, her friend told her.
>All girls the piss out of me, girl who I thought I was getting along with basically rolling with.laughter as she tells the story

Sort of my life desu

>>37693848
Take the piss out of me*

>2013 mother's day friend came over asked me if i'm coming over
>i said no i feel like i'm going to have a seizure today
>he keeps on telling me to come over
>told him like you didn't buy my mom anything
>i finally go over brought my ps3 and god of war collection
>give friend's mom the present
>she starts bitching about how she doesn't wear any jewelry
>i give her the reciept the the alex and ony bracelet
>she starts bitching about how $34 is what she's worth
>i go to his brother's room play god of war 1
>i keep on trying to leave
>finally leave his place had a seizure driving home
>i went to two hospitals, a rehab place
>i got a brain injury my right arm and leg didn't move
>my two friends moved away

>>37694155
>getting mothers day gifts for other peoples mothers
Is this actually a thing?
>getting pissed when someone who isn't your kid gives you a mothers day gift
What the fug?

>>37694239
Yeah, she seems like a real cunt. Maybe their families were close, idk t b h

>playing wurm online
>just want to be a simple f2p farmgirl and tend to a farm
>some premium guy sees me wallowing in filth and invites me to help build a small farm with a few shacks with him and another person
>k
>other person is a middle aged mother
>get really friendly with the two of them, talking about life and such while building our comfy shacks
>go on a trip away from internet for two weeks
>forgot to tell them about it
>come back
>feel like I let them down for just disappearing
>don't log back in
>character automatically got deleted after a couple months without logging in
I tend to do this sort of "perceiving I've let a group of people down and then just never speaking to them again" thing a lot

>>37691479
>go innawoods to smoke joint with oneitis
>get too high because i dont smoke much
>get a little lost, keep telling her i know where we're going
>end up at the creepiest fucking church
>seen this movie, stay in treeline
>nuns are walking around, head on a swivel like they know were there
>nuns are in all blue, not black/white
>they shuffle in and out of the building, closing door fast and shit
>basically acting like theres really cool stuff in there
>gets darker oneitis has left me but i have to see
>try to sneak up to building to look into window
>fucking pitch dark inside but just inside the window theres a noose
>"HEY!"
>nig the fuck out of there
she told everyone how i got her really high and brought her to a cult.

>>37694586
i know this feel. my whole life.

no greentext this time
grew up in rural area, everyone had 4wheelers and dirtbikes but yours truly.
hear fellow sperg raving at lunch about how he found some fucked up shit in the woods, had him take me there.
deep as fug in woods.
fucking giant ass circle, big like the size of a walmart.
circle is made of big ass rocks with old testament quotes printed and taped to them. pretty much every quote was something fucked up. every single one of them had a paragraph about doing twisted shit like beating a child to death etc that whoever put them there was writing a cryptic autobiography. in the very center there was a cross made from railroad type wood that had a compressed chalk like manaquin strapped to it that had garden yarn type string made into a wig and a crown of thornes on it, picture of jesus taped to its face. it had cuts and stab marks all over the chest and had what looked like real blood tossed on it. there were bones and shit all over the ground by it and a dead deer carcass with the head gone. not gone as in cut off and laying near it gone as in not anywhere there, just the body. fucking never went there again.