Femanon General

>>37689995
Are trannies allowed here?

Let's go back to this not being a thing okay

>>37690037
Eh. Just don't start talking about "strapless" sex and shit.

>playing my switch in library due to stacy roommate currently fucking chad two feet from my bed
>pasty white boy asks me what game I'm playing
>had headphones in so he's obviously not just passing by but really wants my attention
>he doesn't look ugly and doesn't seem like a sperg so I pop an earbub out and say the new zelda
>he mentions he's already beaten that game, and it's really fun
>expect him to wait for me to respond so the convo can keep going
>instead he just walks away
I have no idea who he is or what classes he is in but I must fucking know. that is the single most alpha thing I've ever seen a guy do. most of the dweebs around here drool over any gaymur gurl they see

>>37690075
You couldn't pay me enough money to do anything like that

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pleSe stop
why do you need a genral
thats right you don't

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Should we derail this thread guys ?

>>37690077
>le gamur gurll XDD
I'd be more surprised if you had any actual hobbies
that don't involve staring at a screen for the majority of your life

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ta0mgCSyP2

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>>37690115
heck yes we should

>>37690111
Self-containment. Don't want us openly crawling in your board in a non-anonymous fashion? Well now we got a designated spot for it.
Also 2b asked for it and i can't say no to dat ass.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iMdsU6W52M

valhalla is my favourite VN of all time can we talk about that instead

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>>37690077
>plays vidya to attract boys
>gets wet when a boy ignores her

Kys, "femanon"

>>37689995
>be female
>be so ravenous for attention you start tripfagging in your spam threads

Posting as a woman should be bannable.

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>>37690168
I want to see 2b creampied

>>37689841
Good for you anon and good luck

>tfw no pale and autistic fembot in muttland to cuddle with

>>37690224
I legitimately wanted a name to namefag but the mechanics behind making a trip slipped my mind i've never actually made one.
>>37690115
>>37690157
Go ahead we can always make another.

this is a bad thread. A BAD THREAD!

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>tfw you will never spill your seed deep inside a fertile fembot

>>37689995
Are you austria chan?

>>37690077
Jesus christ are girls really like this?

>>37690168
Metastasized cancer is not "self contained". You came from /soc/. You identify with the people on /soc/. Go post on /soc/ you self important whore.

>Don't want us openly crawling in your board in a non-anonymous fashion?
No, we don't.

So get your attentionwhoring off my board and stop pretending like these threads do anything but perpetuate attentionwhoring skanks and orbiting betas.

>designated spot
>>>/tumblr/

>>37690289
Not even the same continent.

How important is it if a guy that wants to date you has a small dick and is a virgin?

What do you think about guys worrying about this? Guys just want women to love them and not being perfect is a problem since women can drop a guy for any reason and they have a lot of choices.

>>37690259
>I wanted more attention but this is as much of a snowflake as I could make myself here
>I wanna silly username :,(
>lol where are the reddit flares and why is every handle "anonymoos"?

Kill yourself.

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HIDEUS SDKDIDJDUDE DUZUZVS DKXDJE DIDODVEJDUFFUJD
I SWEAR THIS IS NOT SHITpoSTING BECAUSE I'm A GURUUUUUUUUURRL

>>37690329
I've never actually been to /soc/ it seems caustic.
However i've been posting here anonymously since '08 and have fit in relatably and seamlessly. You'd be surprised how many FeelsPosts are femanons being neutral or claiming to be a guy.

>>37690327
Yup. Give them a whif of attention then take it away, now you've seperated yourself from the loyal, beta orbiting robots.

>>37690259
>we can
You do.
Every thread is derailed by people who wish death upon you.

All support comes form most pathetic males on planet earth.

The cycle will continue. All because you're too self-obsessed to forgo online attention, and too boring and obnoxious to do it anywhere else.

>>37689995
Please go back to tumblr or reddit :( This stuff is getting VERY annoying :(

>>37690387
S-she's here since 2008!!
You loose guys !!!

>>37690331
Ha-have someone ever asked you what's your favorite toilet paper brand is?

>>37690387
>never actually been to /soc/
Then this is a good opportunity to try.
>it seems caustic.
Exactly. Go be a whore with your own kind.
>anonymously since '08 and have fit in relatably and seamlessly
I don't give a shit if you found this place at 3:08, piss off.

>you'd be surprised how many FeelsPosts are femanons being neutral or claiming to be a guy.
>femanon
>not immediately announcing gender
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>37690360
I figured whoevers gonna be making these threads might as well have some sort of mantle. Instead i fucked up and made a trip.
>>37690342
Define "small" and so long as your personality is decent and you're a non-caustic human being it shouldn't be an issue. Obviously stacies and the like will be vapid and judgemental unless you're super chad but ignore them they shouldn't be your target demographic.

Fembots, do you like Asian guys? If so, what kind?

>>37690331
Can I orbit you please? I just want to spoil a fembot.

honestly what even is the point of fembots

out of any 10 people on this site there will be like 2 girls

that is NOT enough to go around and plus the theres no guarantee the girls will be attracted to the 2 top guys here

it's likely that most of the girls are uglier than the guys too but will still be sought after because of convenience + the ability to talk about similar interests

this is seriously fucked up

>>37690467

5 inches is small. It seems being a virgin and having a small dick are the two worst things a guy can have. Turns a woman away from you.

>>37690449
No that'd be odd.

>>37690467
>whoevers gonna be making these threads might as well have some sort of mantle. Instead i fucked up and made a trip.
No, you figured you weren't special enough posting anonymously. End yourself

> so long as your personality is decent it shouldn't be an issue
Oh, nevermind. It's just a man :^)

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>>37690470
I LIKE THIS ONE OF FEMBO I SWEAR THIS IS MOT SHITPOSTING I'M A GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRLLL

Atop attention whoring and get off my board you. I bet you can't get any attention in real life, go back to /soc/ where you belong.

>>37690482
>out of any 200 people on this site there will be like 1 girl
Fixed.

>it's likely that most of the girls are uglier than the guys too but will still be sought after because of convenience + the ability to talk about similar interests

Hence the nonexistence of """"fembots""""

>>37690526
So.. wh-what is your favorite brand??

>>37690538
just bee urself haha! good personality boy :3

>>37690387
Yeah right, I can claim anything I want but it doesn't make it true. All you women want to do is get attention from betas to make yourself feel better.

>>37690584
Yaaaas XD
Like, ugh. Why can't bois realize personality is REALLy what a girl wants?

Too bad all the guys with nice personalities I've met have tiny dicks T_T

>>37690470
I'm not overly fond due to my upbringing turning me off them and related culture.
>>37690476
I'm not fond of orbiters orbiting me.
>>37690482
You'd honestly be surprised how high the female to male ratio is. Even the female to male discord ratios kind of a mind fuck when you realize both sides of the coin can produce societal fuckups of a certain magnitude.
>>37690499
5" is on the downward border of "average". Girth is mostly what matters though so long as the dicks above 4".

would any fembot want an autistic weeb bf?

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>>37690467
>so long as your personality is decent and you're a non-caustic human being it shouldn't be an issue

Translation: you can orbit me but I'll still be fucking Chad

>>37690621
>You'd honestly be surprised how high the female to male ratio is
It isn't. Fuck off with this meme.

Every single goddamn female that comes here makes it constantly obvious they're female. They're a vapid, horrid minority with a megaphone and an audience of thirsty loser faggots.

>>37690621
My dick is like 6.5 but is bent to the right like a banana. It is a bad thing?

>>37690538
>>37690607
Believe what you will. At this point you're only making yourselves more bitter through reinforcement.
>>37690583
Whatever works and doesn't feel like sandpaper.

>claims to be fembot
>only dates above average guys

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>>37690482
>honestly what even is the point of fembots

BREEDING

>>37690621
>makes attention whoring femanon thread
>creates attention whoring tripcode
>posts attention whoring posts

>"I'm not fond of orbiters orbiting me."

Is the female brain just a blob of macerated raspberry Jell-O?

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>>37690115
I think we should

>>37690662
Chads tend to have shit personalities due to fact they never needed to develop one as they can coast by on their physical appearance alone.
>>37690670
At that serious of an angle it can cause some issues but as are most things sexual it'll probably be a case by case basis.

>>37690671
>At this point I'm only making you more bitter through constant shit threads for the sole purpose of netting (you)s from betas.

I can't even imagine how obnoxious and unlikable you are IRL.

>>37690697
>Tfw no qt fembot gf to cuddle, spoil and watch get bred by a vigorous male

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arent you guys ashamed of yourselves

>>37690735
>Chads tend to have shit personalities
>"female"
>giving a shit

You're basically admitting you're a dude.

this is a trashy thread. A TRASHY THREAD!

>>37690671
>tfw I've had used bond paper and leafs to clean my buttie

>Whatever works and doesn't feel like sandpaper.

Ni-nice but I think a cut buttie like yours deserves the best. Also remember to wipe it gently

>>37690783
Yes.
I fucking hate how robots have to ragepost in these threads to drown out the hordes of pandering betas.

Teenagers on /r9k/ should be put to death.

>>37690735
>Chads tend to have shit personalities

No, they tend to actually be very nice due to the fact that everyone is generally friendly and kind to them based on their looks

Desu that just makes you sound like an angry bitter virgin RPing as a femanon

this is an extremely unnecessary thread. AN EXTREMELY UNNECESSARY THREAD!

>>37690757
You're just proving my point here.
>>37690681
I don't date anyone. I dislike people being within a certain radius.

>>37690815
Fucking kill yourself you disgusting loser.

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>>37690718

I like your how you think


Now every fem"""bot" >>>/lolcow/

>>37690823
I could have just met the wrong chads then but male and female dynamics back home are different than the western dynamics so that might also be the cause.

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>Confessed to my Internet friend that I'm attracted to him
>He feels the same
>We'll be talking on the phone tonight or tomorrow
A-Am I going to make it? Or are Internet relationships a meme?

>>37690830
>I dislike people being in a certain radius

lol I'm so shy and random xD xD Xd (pls pay attention to me)

>>37690894
They can range from plane crashes to wholesome and fufilling depending entirely on the individuals involved.

>>37690830
>my point
This is literally a thread with the sole intent to parade around your vagina.

The only thing that's been proven is that women are vacuous attention whores without exception.

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There's
Hydrogen and Helium, Then Lithium, Beryllium
Boron, Carbon everywhere,
Nitrogen all through the air

With Oxygen so you can breathe
And Fluorine for your pretty teeth
Neon to light up the signs,
Sodium for salty times

MAGNESIUM, Aluminum Silicon PHOSPHORUS,
then Sulfur, Chlorine and Argon
POTASSIUM and Calcium so you'll grow strong
SCANDIUM Titanium Vanadium and Chromium and MANGANESE

This is the Periodic Table, Noble Gas are stable,
Halogens and Alkali react aggressively
Each period we'll see new outer shells
While electrons are added moving to the right

Iron is the 26 Then Cobalt, Nickel coins you get
Copper Zinc and Gallium
Germanium and Arsenic

Selenium and Bromine film
While Krypton helps light up your room
Rubidium and Strontium then Yttrium Zirconium

NIOBIUM Molybdenum Technetium
RUTHENIUM Rhodium Palladium
SILVER-WARE then Cadmium and Indium

TIN-CANS, Antimony Then Tellurium and
Iodine and Xenon and then Caesium and
Barium is 56, and this is where the table splits
Where lanthanides have just begun
Lanthanum Cerium and Praseodymium

Neodymium's next to, Promethium then 62,
Samarium, Europium, Gadolinium and Terbium,
Dysprosium, Holmium, Erbium, Thulium, Ytterbium, Lutetium

HAFNIUM Tantalum Tungsten then we're on to
RHENIUM, Osmium and Iridium
PLATINUM, Gold to make you rich till you grow old
MERCURY to tell you when it's really cold

THALLIUM and Lead then Bismuth for your tummy
POLONIUM Astatine would not be yummy
RADON Francium will last a little time
RADIUM then Actinides at 89

This is the Periodic Table, Noble Gas are stable,
Halogens and Alkali react aggressively
Each period we'll see new outer shells
While electrons are to the right

Actinium, Thorium, Protactinium
Uranium Neptunium Plutonium
Americium Curium Berkelium Californium
Einsteinium Fermium Mendelevium Nobelium
Lawrencium Rutherfordium Dubnium Seaborgium
Bohrium Hassium then Meinerium Darmstadtium
Roentgenium Copernicium

Ununtrium
Flerovium
Ununpentium
Livermorium

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>tfw fem"bot"S threads are like titans in SnK
>we must attack them or we will die

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Guys I need help is he saying voodoo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9I9R-IMG20

>>37690948
fuck I forgot to sage

>>37690930
Its not a shy thing i just dislike the physical presence of people for some reason and the closer they are the deeper the unease.

>>37690894
No, you're not. You're severely autistic, and he most likely has half a dozen normal women in his own town he'd sooner fuck than a self absorbed skank like you.

>>37690894
Depends. How far away is he? How reasonable is the idea of you guys actually meeting each other in the next few months? Are you even at a stage in your life where you can move in together?

If;
>he's far away
>You can't meet up
>too young/too strapped for cash that moving in is just a dream

Then it's going to end.
Badly.

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>>37690873
>bait is falling apart
>I know! I'll just pretend to be foreign

>>37690077
HAHAHAH you stupid cunt can't wait for you to fall for chad and then he pumps and dumps you for better pussy.

>le gamer girl

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>>37690989
>LOOOOLL 2 special for the other girls XDDDDD

>attention makes me uneasy so I do everything I can possibly do to grub for attention on 4chan

>>37690985
>fuck I forgot to sage
10/10 post kek

WEW LADS, its this time of day again

>>37691000
You'll die alone, friendless, and a virgin if you continue to be the beta dipshit you are now.

>>37691004
>bait
Was talking about this the last thread to.

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>>37690735
>At that serious of an angle it can cause some issues but as are most things sexual it'll probably be a case by case basis.

I think it may be problematic to put in inside a vagina. Here's a description of it:

>>37691040
>WEW LADS, its this time of day again
I T S T I M E T O S H I T O N S O M E F E M " B O T" T H R E A D S ! ! !

>>37690849
I'm a robot, therefore Im a loser

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>>37690873
Let me snake your toilet you slut!!! Let me get my COCK in there!!! Let me get up in your fucking CUNT!!!! I want to abuse all three of your nasty little holes!!!!!!! You bitch!! Ahahhahababhabaa take off your pants and bend over!!!!!

>>37691034
Not an attention thing either. They could be minding their own business walking by and it'll cause unease and dislike.

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Let's make this thread more comfy, dear fembots
>got a job at a most prestigious (most expensive) bakery in the city
>only work at night with very calm people
>you get to do your hobby and GET PAID FOR IT
>chef says i'm best in the team at doing small decorations
>proud as fuck
Lack of friends in the new city doesn't bother me anymore. Maybe I will get a dog. I wish you all would be as happy with your work as I am with mine anons.

>>37691066
If every single thread you make is so awful people think it's bait then stop making the treads, retard.

If only the mods weren't lazy dumbasses. Cancerous trolls like you legitimately need to be banned.

>>37691091
I'm not seeing that shallow of an angle being a serious issue.

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>>37690943
I've had friends who have experienced both ends of the spectrum, so hopefully everything will turn out alright for us

>>37690991
>he most likely has half a dozen normal women in his own town he'd sooner fuck
Pretty sure he browses this board desu

>>37691000
I'm a Burger and he's a Yuropoor, so that's definitely some distance
We're both soon to leave university and he's already planned on moving to America, but we've yet to discuss actually living together since this was a recent development
If we make it long enough to even discuss it, that might just be good enough for me

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Theres a summer solstice event in Pokemon go, where do I get some good pokemon?

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>>37691132
>They could be minding their own business walking by and it'll cause unease and dislike.
>but I'm totally fine with being as obnoxious and abrasive as I can on 4chan solely so people will pay attention to me

Literal narcissistic personality disorder.
Hang yourself.

>>37690948
>pic

The future is now

Mandatory server for fembots and robots, join and spend a comfy time with us. No bully allowed.

CODE: XaG7dx

>>37691148
>chef
>proud as fuck
This is the most hysterically pathetic thing I've read here today.

That includes a guy who jacked off to his mom and a dude that instructed a /soc/ skank how to wipe her butt.

>>37691173
Phew..... but... do you think girls find banana dicks weird? Do they make fun of them?

>>37691185
>Pretty sure he browses this board desu
I browse this board, and I'd fuck a cactus before I would touch a self absorbed slut like you.

>>37691149
I didn't make the last thread.
>>37691148
Damn. Bakery life seems stressful but comfy somehow. Wish i could have gotten into that instead of being shangaiid into the family business like everyone else around here.
>>37691185
Hope it works out for the best. Theres been a few success stories from here that started the same way if you'd believe it.
>>37691211
Pokecenters with bait.

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>>37691148
I DON'T WORK BUT I SWEAR THIS IS MOT SHITPOST BECAUSE IM A GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURL

>>37691246
I wonder what your mother would think if she knew that the only way you could get females to talk to you is begging attention whores to join a discord swerve.

>>37690327
>new girl hired on the line
>all the other guys I work with including the salty old dude who taught me to cook always try to talk to her and give her a pass on fuck ups
>she ignores them
>I only speak to her about work and constantly push her to do better
>anything she says that's not work related i blow off entirely
>few months later she still largely ignores everyone else while constantly trying to strike up conversation with me when all I do is ignore her
Nothing gets a girl wetter than when a guy doesn't pay her any attention.

>>37691309
Dicks seen to come bent one way or another to some degree i'd assume sideways curves instead of upwards just means different positions to use.

>>37691061
Fuck off, I basically told her she's going to die alone and miserable if thats all she can get.
Is it beta to realise that LDRs end badly 95% of the time, and you're better off being alone, or dealing with real people?

>>37691185
Good luck, but it'll still probably end badly.

>>37691327
>I didn't make the last thread.
Don't care.
They're all identical. They're all attention whoring. They all belong on /soc/

I hope you get stung in the eye by a hornet.

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>>37691327
Thank you so much. Those success stories are so comfy to read

>>37691314
Kek
Am I being bamboozled, anon?

>>37691277
Unnecessary bullying. Do you not want to be acknowledged by people with more experience than you?
I wish more comfy threads would come back to r9k but you all just can't stop thinking about fucking.

>>37690894
Have sex and then tell us what autistic sex is like

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>>37691379
Haha oh my god hahahahahahaha what are you doing Anon???? Become sexually active with this woman!!! Put your penis in!!!!!!

>>37691389
>I basically told her-
Exactly.
Fuck off, beta moron

>>37691412
>so self centered they think a comment about not fucking them is a joke
Yep, it's a woman.

Try >>>/soc/ you dumb whore

>page 7

lol those sage

>>37691437
Who got on your bad side today senpai?

>>37691417
Its really gone downhill once the reactionary minority realized they're gaining no traction and have slowly resorted to screeching.

>>37691246
It expired, anon.
I don't think it will work ever

>>37691389
Thanks anon, and I'll admit that I have to get ready for this to fail
Not that it's inevitable, I guess, but definitely possible

>>37691469
>b-but it wasn't a joke
If I was supposed to take your reeeeing to heart then you got me good

>>37691417
Unnecessary retardation.

>Do you not want to be acknowledged by people with more experience than you?
No, because I'm not some stupid, infantile slag that needs constant attention and gold stars to have a work ethic.

>I wish more comfy threads would come back to r9k
So do I.
Too bad you fucking attention ravenous whores ruined it.

If you have any shred of decency you should kill yourself.

>>37691430
>purple hair
>piercings
>tattoos
>single mother
>line cook
>caught a dui
I'm not sex starved, I have standards.

>>37691508
>once the reactionary minority realized they're gaining no traction and have slowly resorted to screeching.
I know, right?

Why can't you sluts just go to /soc/ instead of endlessly screeching FEMBOT HEEEEERE to draw out packs of beta morons?

>>37691535
Just try your best. That's all anyone can do.

>>37691535
>m-maybe if I pretend he has a s-stutter I won't look like a vapid, egotistical whore
bad news.

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>>37691561
>not sex starved
Then get the fuck off my board! ;)

>>37691477
Thirsty dipshits like you that ruined my board by dragging these worthless skanks over here.

>>37691561
>elitist failed normie attempts robot virtue signal
>fails miserably
Wanna know where you fucked up?

>>37691575
>That's all anyone can do.
Except you, who is apparently actively trying to be the shittiest, most devoid of substance human possible.

>>37691611
Okay I'm leaving now bye sorry
>>37691643
>Wanna know where you fucked up?
I'm afraid that I am being forced to leave so I guess I won't find out

>>37691537
You had really bad day today it seems. I don't want to think you can be not only asshole, but also fucking wrong and stupid in a one reply.
Don't answer me, maybe this cancerous thread will die. Let's hope for more comfy threads in the future.

>>37691387
Glad to know that. What position would you recommend me?

>>37691664
You seem to have had a bad day. Want to talk about it?

>>37691537
It's a comfy girls thread you moron. As always, newfags and beta whiteknights have to come and ruin it

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>>37691701
Sideways you cuck. You know how they tell you to fuck her sideways?? Haha sideways!!! Oh my goddddddd!!! Hahaha I'm so fucking stoned OUT OF MY MIND on....WEED!!!!

>>37691701
Can't really say exactly.
Possibly on their side with their belly facing the same direction the bend is.

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>>37691723
Want to take your FUCKING PANTS OFF??????

>>37691627
Fuck off, r9k was bad enough before it got killed by the feels posting pepebot last time and brought you little shits into the fold.

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>>37690858
>>37690718
>>37690115

Let's do it. Stacies need to get the fuck out. Go suck Chad.

>>37691755
Thank you very much, now I have one thing less to worry .

>>37691783
Its 90 degrees and humid nobodies wearing pants here.

How do you choke on pancakes? Did someone fuck up and make them dense or something?

>>37691752
Pls be patient anon, I have autism

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>>37690948
>>37691211
>>37691394
>>37691469

Good work lads. Sage every post

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>>37691842
>>37691985

Pls go we're just trying to chat with the femanons

>>37691887
>Its 90 degrees and humid nobodies wearing pants here.
Kid days were the best. I remember I liked to be naked when it was hot and nobody gave a damn. I really want to live alone and run around doing helicopters with my dick

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>>37691687

There you go. *slaps ass on way out*

>>37691796
>>37691477
>>37692041

They're trying to mold you into whiteknights so together you can destroy this board and silence the ugly truth about women.

SAGE

>>37692049
Someplace somewhere is a nice bit of abandoned woods where nobody would be.
Hide your shit downstream of that and go wild anybody that would ever see you won't know who you are and running downhill without the streamline interfering clothes will make you faster.

>>37692096
>white knight
>met plenty of fembots
>they're always down for kinky shenanigans

Tell me again why I should stop doing something that has been totally rewarding

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>>37692194
>Tell me again why I should stop doing something that has been totally rewarding

KEK. I implore you to contact a 'fembot'. Come back after she ghosts you to tell us how rewarding the experience was. WOMEN DO NOT CARE. They don't think the way we do about them you child.

But please, some femanon contact this anon to help him mature.

SAGE