Beta male joined the United States Marine Corps ama

has it fixed you?

>>37688434
what happens if you have a wetdream during bootcamp? do you sleep in separate rooms?

>>37688434
Why not join the air force? Best of the armed forces, next to the navy. And why at all?

>>37688442
Slightly less autistic but the alphas just makes life pure hell

>>37688464
You're in a squadbay with everyone in your platoon. If a wet dream occurs, you'd just go clean up in the head

>>37688465
Guess I had to prove I'm not such a beta by going marines

>>37688488
Do you give up your BP up to the alphas like s good boi?

Joining the military isn't going to help your personality, the only person who can change that is you. I was separated from the and I have met some Navy chads making fun of/bossing around the betas. Things will never change, unless you fix it yourself.

>>37688434
why are you retarded as hell?

>>37688552
*Navy

839

>>37688552
I did learn some new things, but I can't see myself making this a career

>>37688583
I had nothing going for me

>>37688488
What do they do? Did the alphas bully you?

>>37688624
They bully everyone, especially if they outrank you. Everyone hates serving here

>>37688543
No but I'm pretty sure it's why I'm Bi because there's no women to interact here

>>37688434
The Marines is where Chads go to die if they fuck up in highschool

>>37688644
What do you they specifically?

>>37688723
this. you only proved what a retard you are by falling for the propaganda.


I almost did in college too but then I went to a psych ward so now I'm ineligible.

>Robot becomes a different flavor of welfare queen.
Hey, at least you are doing something with your life. Just try not to die for ZOG in some useless war and milk the military for all it's worth.

Considering doing the same but my country is not a military empire.

>>37688763
You'd have to been in to understand but they basically order us around to do stupid shit

>>37689604
>OP here
I could write a whole fucking book on how autistic the leadership is here

>>37688434
Did you tell the recruiter about your autism? Did you remember that you're comitting a crime and endangering your fellow soldiers by lying to get in?

>>37688434
YOU GOT A WAR FACE ANON?


AAAH. THAT'S A WAR FACE.

>tfw spent a few months on Parris Island but didn't make it

It's a weird feel. My confidence raised a little but I feel like shit for failing.

My friends that made it complain about serving.

>>37690209
Who fuckin cares lmfao

>>37688434
whats MOS

>>37688434 (OP)
thank you for your service

>>37688434
I joined the Air Force, and now I regret it. I wish I went to college instead but I was born poor and my father died and my mother is homeless and mentally ill.

>>37690590
thank you for your service as well

>>37690540
>>37690668
Shut up you spineless cuck

>>37690540
>>37690668
Is this bait? Thank him for using tax dollars because he was too much of a failure to go to school?

>>37690524
He's in the Marines, so pretty much infantry

>>37691166
Yeah, no. You could still join the Marines and wind up as a truck driver or a clerk.

>>37691032
>>37691165
thank your for your services

>>37691165
Dude, get out of you. We work hard for our paycheck. We can be worked up to 16 hours a day legally. And news flash, we pay taxes on our paycheck too. We pay our own paycheck and do more to contribute to the American economy and society than you ever will.

>>37691227
thanks for bombing innocent children in our name

>>37691165
>too much of a failure to go to school?
now he can go to school practically for free

>>37691446
No problem delusional dude. How about you educate yourself on LOAC(Law of Armed Conflict) and how much restraint the U.S shows on the battlefield. I do hope you will educate yourself on military restraints in battle after reading this comment.

>>37688434
is it anything like full metal jacket?

>>37690524
>OP here
Field Radio Operator

>>37691560
Boot camp but minus punching a recruit

>>37691531
To be fair, we tend to hold our soldiers to a higher standard than our own police when it comes to who they can shoot.

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>>37691560
Older marines: "OMG TODAY'S MARINES ARE SO FUCKING SOFT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37691824
Media likes to put a black eye on the military. Fucking cucks

What's your favorite flavor of crayon?

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ah yes, the american military

>there are retards in this thread that think every marine MOS is an infantry role

You can't be this stupid.

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fighting the good fight against the unknowing normies thank u

Which branch has the most chads?

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yoo ess em cee

>>37691954
SEALs are the biggest fucking chads/general douches I've ever encountered so I'm mentioning them specifically.

All memes aside navy is fucking full of homos and furfags. Air force has the most narcissists. Army is a giant minority quota, rangers and dboys are the only saving grace atm. Muhreens can either be redneck chads, autists or weirdos with anger issues. CG isn't relevant enough to brand.

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>>37691908
Nobody is saying that, but it just so happens that most Marines want to be infantry. That's literally the ONLY reason to go with the Marines

>>37691954
Marines without a single fucking doubt

>>37691531
Is that why the US just dropped white phosphorous bombs in a highly populated civilian area? Is that why there has been over 100,000 civilian casualties in Iraq and Afghanistan all murdered under false premises of WMDs and securing the oil fields? Not to mention the hundreds of thousands more who were wounded and that continue to be produced because of the chemical debri the US has left there causing all sorts of horrific birth defects.

US soldiers have been reduced to nothing more than Zog meatshields to further the agenda of their Isralie controlled politicaly motivated and bought out handlers. There no honor in it anymore. They went to "kill terrorists" and accomplished nothing more than pushing more people into the fold of terrorism while creating the largest refugee crisis the world has seen.

>>37691908
every marines primary mos is rifleman
:^)

>>37692062
SEALs are entirely deserving of their egos in fairness.

>>37689604
>You'd have to been in to understand but they basically order us around to do stupid shit
like what?

Legit question, if you were all pent up and a fag offered to blow you would you accept it?

>>37692062
what about green beret guys?

>>37692115
some randome pog isnt going to be dropping bombs on innocent children shut tge fuck up you euro shitstain

How come all of my army/marine/air-force friends when the get back, get completely wasted on alcohol? Every time.

Don't you guys have more character then that?

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>tfw tank commander
It wont make you a normie

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>waaaah my sergeant made me do stupid shit instead of relaxing I have it so hard :'^(((((((
actually unironically fuck off you worthless yank fuck

>>37692340
that's fucking cool anon I bet it took a tonne of hardwork to get there

I got kicked out like 8 months ago (couldnt pass basic)
Would they give me another shot?

>>37692418
>I got kicked out like 8 months ago (couldnt pass basic)
skele or landwhale?

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>all these military cucks think they're hard but never won a pine hill derby at the royal rangers

>>37692424
Spineless skele who runs awkwardly

>>37692335
lol no

originoli

>>37692392
Mostly just written tests on how the thing works. Not that much physical. Aced the 'retard test' but actually failed my psychological test. Still was made NCO because our CO thought I was so good I guess.

>>37692470
eat up mr skeltal

>>37692290
I haven't met enough to generalize but they seem a bit more reserved. Lots of sf are skinny and/or manlets, for a recent example look at the SAS in Manchester. The quick rundown is muscle needs oxygen = lots of muscle needs lots of oxygen = fatigue faster. You won't find some jacked 6'4 viking in sf for that reason, endurance is crucial. They're more like tolkien dwarves. Not to mention for something like SOG/ISA you don't want a pale guy who's 5 inches above avg where he's deployed, a tan bearded manlet would be preferable.

Point being Adonis bodies are much more common on SEALs for whatever reason, probably has something to do with the swimming.

>>37692418
why do you even want to go back

>>37688538
>Guess I had to prove I'm not such a beta by going marines
You absolute moron, the marines are so big BECAUSE every fuckwit and beta joins. You think an efficient military needs ONE GUY to JUST replace aircraft tires, while the actual airforce do not subdivide to that inane level?

You know why military spending is so high? To keep stupid fucks like you in the marines alive.

You fucked up by joining the marines to prove your are NOT beta.

The USMC is for chads
Real outcasts go to the French Foreign Legion, it was literally made for that

>>37688538
>army
>not a beta cuck
Explain your reasoning.

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>>37692603
>tfw 5'4 manlet

sf here i come

>>37692603
>Lots of sf are skinny and/or manlets
SASR in aus is like this, wtf is it with sf recruiting these guys? very strange.

>>37692628
Thanks for showing me this anon. This is almost too perfect for my situation. Any caveats I should worry about before joining though?

>>37692827
It's a balance between str and end. They look skelly but they're still strong as fuck believe me. Also for anything that requires rucking, manlets tend to be able to go for longer than lanklets because they have comparatively stronger backs.

Heaviest weight ever lifted was by a 5'8ish guy. I think that's like 173cm or something I'm bad at math.

>>37692827
fat asses dont make it through training little guy

>>37692939
>5'8ish
>173cm
pls be bad at math cause im 180 and i always say im 6 foot

>>37692967
the base im working at has a marine rotational division come in for 6 months of the year. those marines who go to the gym, are fucking. huge. absolutely massive bodybuilders, they must be smuggling gear in their shit to maintain that size. its just weird to see that from grunts and sf be so...normal.

>>37688538
Lmao go sof then come back

>>37692985
180cm is like 5'11 I think. General rule of thumb is that all guys add 2 inches to their height so saying you're 6' is fine.

>>37688434

Strong people can't be robots. Off my fucking board faggot

If I'm a fucking weirdo, but in shape and want to shoot brown people, what branch should I join?

>>37692062
Seals earned that shit tho.it's the infantry guys who have the egos but get btfo

>>37692917
Don't be fragile
It's very hard to join/stay in the Legion, your NCOs will try to ruin your life during your training

So which one should a 18 year old loser who fucked up high school go into. (and please try to recommend a decent branch)

>>37693009
>sf be so...normal.
probably because sf is more of a mental thing. brute strength can only take you so far

>>37693037
Option 40 or SEAL challenge if you want guaranteed combat. If you fail rip/rasp or whatever they're calling it now you'll keep infantry but just get assigned somewhere else, if you get dropped from BUD/S they'll stick you in some shitty mos nobody wants and you're there for 6 years. Only accept that contract if you know for an absolute fact you'll pass.

Alternatively wait until we get another invasion and go 11x or 03xx because then it doesn't matter.

>>37693116
As a 20 year old who's been into the military for about a year and a half go to freaking college dude. Being enlisted is for losers and people who have no options. Go to college, being an enlisted member is classed as the most stressful job in the U.S. They own you in the military and you have to follow additional laws as a military citizen and they take away some of your rights you had as a civilian. Go to college, become better than us.

>>37693116
You'll have a ton more choices if you get your ged and 15 credits at a community college.

As far as future jobs are concerned any mos with a trade skill ie mechanic, electrician etc is great. Navy and air force are probably the most comfy.

>>37693116
>recommend a decent branch
If you're not interested in fighting and combat, Air Force

>>37688552
one thing is for certain. being in the military instantly gives nearly any man more value in the dating realm.of course that attracts dependapotamuses (these will fuck your shit up) as well, but still women crave the military dick and most of those that do want kids as well. as a bonus, racial barriers in dating are lessened or even eliminated completely for men attracted to certain races.

>>37693296
>being in the military instantly gives nearly any man more value in the dating realm.
This is false you cuck. I'm an aircraft mechanic in the Air Force are the military's largest plane. I've set up tinder and okcupid profiles stating my affiliation nonchalantly and I still end up for the most part with 0 matches on tinder and like 3 matches on okcupid. One was a marine female mechanic, and the other 2 didn't respond.

Women do not care. All they care is about your face and how attractive you are. Women are shallow.

>>37693296
I've gotten much more attention from homos than grills.

>>37693340
>One was a marine female mechanic, and the other 2 didn't respond

well what happened with the female mechanic?

>>37693413
>well what happened with the female mechanic?
She was like 4 foot 8 phillipino midget with a very muscular body. I talked a little with her and then i responded to her again and a day passed and she didn't reply but she read the message(okcupid pro). So I figured she had found a much more attractive thirsty beta and didn't want to talk to me anymore. At any rate I disabled my profile because I didn't feel like making myself look like a clown for a woman further. I am a man, I do not need a woman. Women were designed to depend on men, not the other way around.