Vocaroo Thread

>>37686556
Jesus Christ my ears.

I am bulli
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sFaywegw35

>>37686556
Earrape-thread everyone

>>37686857
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dzvAlttPed

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qyj17hmZoC

uurghhh

>>37686857
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03WcfmXewoa

>>37687101
>Give me some motivation
You're a girl, I have gynophobia, congratulations I'm naturally terrified of you.

There's your motivation.

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>>37686857
>Tfw you try to be cheery
>Sound like a fucking retard
I'm just gonna fuck off

>>37687140
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sag8eEbJJw

>>37687175
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0raQrWNnzQy

>>37687234
He said "Nice voice you fucking autist"
The bully has been bullied.

>>37687140
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iyDUXbt0kH

...I still don't wanna get up though. You guys ever been anywhere cool? Tell me about it?

>>37687290
I know what he said, it just sounded like 'artist'.

Seeing as this seems like a music type thread, a new song i'm working on. Unfinished obvs http://vocaroo.com/i/s00n3UcpCHqy

>>37687305
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15LIeFa8nIv

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1llyruwngCQ

>>37687311
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12qHh97hhS0

It's so strange hearing a fellow non-American in here. The motivation is building though, half an hour or so and I might even get up.

>>37687370
What did you do there? Eat anything interesting? I'm enjoying this vocaroo stuff! It's like discord without the pressure.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1r2gLHnDzTF

>>37687435
Haha what
I might have this as my new message tone.

>>37687327

That's really good, you have a bit of a Nirvana/Bush vibe going on. Real nice 4am music, I hope you manage to get it finished.

>>37687542
are you 50 what the fuck

>>37687636

Why do you say that? I'm not keep on discord, I don't like having to watch what I say. At least with vocaroo I can listen to it back and make sure I don't sound too much like a retard. To be fair though I've only ever used discord for raiding and it was mostly 'Oh shit what the fuck are those rings? I'm not prepaaaaared!!'

I don't use my voice much and whenever I do I sound like a fucking dummy.
So that's nice for my self-esteem.
>>37687542
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TyhlTefL7l

Someone say something lewd.

Give me your best porn sounds.

>>37687699
what i mean is you sound extremely old

>>37687726
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RKkU92kj9b

>>37687732
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xnIARpt6Qz

>>37687749

Is it because I'm being nice? I didn't know I had an old person voice, I dunno what to make of that. Is it my actual voice or the stuff I say?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wJ1IYXUT1n
>>37687732
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19FYoBB5uHK
excuse the bad mic, it's from guitar hero

>>37687570
pls don't lad, Theresa May will kill me if she finds out I haven't renewed my voice license

>>37687777
rofl! good pun my good sir :^) have an upvote!
also fuck you for those quads

>>37687732
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kttulh4yOu

Fuck think my neighbour heard me

>>37687788
Lewd, and in Japanese. We have a winner.

>>37687779
mainly your laugh

>>37687627
Thank you my dude, i apreciate the encouragement!

>>37687829
Ouch, well thanks for letting me know.

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EXMGbhCEgO

>>37687853
didnt mean to upset you lol. how old are you though

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ToAqy2n73K

Sorry about the whispering and terrible american accent

>>37687788
holy wow
can you say something like
"It's okay, I know you did your best! It went a lot better than last time, right? I'm sure you'll get there soon!"
s-something like that, maybe

>>37687788
Jesus fucking christ this isn't your first rodeo.
Be ashamed of yourself you weeb mic slut.

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s02cxDP4uYGJ

Gimme your best dragons you weebs

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>>37687788
>the only lewd gril voice in the thread
>only clip that won't fucking load for me
There is a God, and he has forsaken me!

>>37687817
Thanks. Wish I were better at sounding like a waifu, I don't talk enough to be good at holding accents, ha ha...
>>37687953
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kWkn1sLBY8
I forgot how common that kind of request is... my resolution is to say 'em in a Barbie-world style, sorry lol

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ts8KYlsSKM

>>37688113
>tfw I thought I had a cute voice but now I'm hella self conscious about it because of these

>>37688113
more of a condescending teacher than a supportive cheerleader but I'll gladly take it

>>37687884
Too old! I think I'm gonna have to develop a high pitched anime girl laugh instead.

It was nice to talk to you guys, anyway.

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>>37688015
lul I should be, and I might be...but is the majority of sin on the supply, or the demand?
I also have nothing better to do today, w/e.
>>37688056
Become Catholic, pray to the saint of loading clips. Maybe St Anthony will work.

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>>37688028
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xKCOu5j8j7

>>37688194
N-not the kind of dragon I had in mind but I'll take it *unzips dick*

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0i4JYnOPxu2

>>37688151
Ah, apologies, condescension an integral part of my voice that's very hard to suppress.
have a redo: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IGBQt7xl94
>>37688143
Put on a really forced smile, it helps make your voice more kaweewee

>>37688127
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MZ9eQi9sap

>>37688303
nice rap

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>>37688300
>I get to hear my request twice
thankies!!

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>>37688279
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0D5G4S9MVDu

>>37687175
>Sound like a fucking retard
No, just gay.

>>37687104
I like your soothing voice.

Would you please make Duke Nukem quotes (without trying to imitate him)?

Example:

"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum."
"Death before disco."
"I like big guns, and I cannot lie."
"So many babes; so little time."
"I've got balls of steel."

etc.

https://clyp.it/m3ppulae

>>37688300
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wc3BYHN9t0

I tried ;__; its no good.

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>>37688495
mhm yes, its cute

>>37688388
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1K357jecJST

Well I'm outie.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17jsIJxbjY5

>>37688300
Have a Discord? Would join our server and voice chat with us?

CODE: XaG7dx

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Can anyone sing something for me to sleep?

>>37688494
Your voice reminds me of Cory (Cory Bowles) from Trailer Park Boys, except a sliver whiter and less excitable.

>>37688534
Oh no now I'm embarrassed too! I hope I at least don't have old sounding voice!! Sorry to the person itt who does have that tho

>It's another vocaroo thread becomes a ground for girls to get attention.

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>>37688597
4chan discords tend to be failed-normie, lulz-teh-edge-XD cancer, so I'll have to decline for now.
>>37688495
You're doing good! Listen to a "cute" character and try to repeat it so you can have an idea of visualizing how your mouth should be. Imagining an invisible rubber breathalyzer ball in your throat that matches pitch can also help.
I'm (quite obviously) not a pro so I can't give any verifiable advice, but hope it helps.

>>37688720
At least give me yours I want to voice chat with you so bad! Would you give me yours if I post my throwaway?

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>>37688658
>tfw just wanted to have a conversation about any subject

>>37688658
hey man, supply & demand
>>37688631
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BPS5spdjGf
lol a baby song just for you

>>37688720
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Dxxn8r9ZnR

I found the vocal equal of 'the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog' from some thread here but it got page 10'd before I could post it in there, this is just my normal ass speaking voice

>>37688824
>Supply and demand
You're absolutely loving it and you fucking know it.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s16JQGNUuhhT
new to this, have a 120 dollar mic

>no cute voice girl will ever say anything nice to you

>>37688949
I set it to use my yeti in settings* still garbo.

>>37688952
Yeah same famalam
RIP

>>37688952
>>37688985
literally just ask my dudes

>>37688775
y? seems like it'll be more troublesome than not.
I think a short snippet helps explain better.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XL32G06LQd
>>37688836
Oh God, I remember hearing that thing before. I feel like I can hear you reading it LOL
>>37688889
Wow, that was really close. Wonder if you'd've made it if you hadn't used punctuation.
Also, not really. It's like enjoying the flavor of toothpaste, or something equally unremarkable.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s00ywPURvzyW

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wSpYrNeGgQ

>>37689009
I'm doing my best!! I at least thing my own giggle is kinda cute, at least

>>37689009
>Being so bored you do things you don't even enjoy.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nPTh48bvkc

>>37689009
>decline

I'm just a lonely robot who wants to have a comfy talk with you.

Email me your name and my dream will come true :-(

[email protected]

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CAN A GIRL WITH A VAGINA OR MALE WITH A DEEP VOICE SAY THIS FOR ME? ARIGATO

>>37689025
You should try singing anon, your voice sounds nice

>>37689095
How can you say n////n. That seems like something a 14 year old would write

>>37689096
i can't sing at all

>>37688949
Why so much money thrown at a mic? Do you use it professionally or something?
>>37688952
>>37688985
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZhwrZDdEdz
>>37689033
Giggles are always good to do LOL
>>37689040
It's not that I don't enjoy it, I do, I just don't "LOVE" it. Love is a very strong word, best reserved for, say, waifu.
But, it probably stems from our different perspectives on what "love" and "enjoyment" is, I suppose. To each their own.

>>37689095
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YykZxLnp0M

Will a grill with a nice voice say something nice and reassuring to me? t-thanks

>>37689140
Ffffuck YOU. You're mean and you sound like a fucking little girl

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>>37686556
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0typOBSPxh1
Helping a m8 to create a game about the Cold War thanks to my God awful m!ic.

>>37689151
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1evYCX08FV9

>>37689210
actually sounds kinda cool, but would be annoying in any other context

>>37689095
reminds me of macaroni
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17J7nCA1ydz
>>37689119
Probably like "n~~~"
>>37689083
>that email

>>37689225
That's the point, my mic is complete fucking ass and somewhat sounds like old long distance communication.
Problem is the guy might fucking off himself at any point in the future.

>>37689230
Whats wrong with it tho? It allows you to change the @ thing. I changed it for you.

Email me!!!!

>>37689221
W-will you be my qt android gf

>>37689200
That's the point.
>>37689210
kewl
>>37689268
orly? thought it meant you ran a pokemon fansite or something.

>>37689311
>that's the point
Well good luck attracting a load of pedophiles then. Digusting

>>37689311
Nope. It's a real email, so..you already know what to do!

>>37689297
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RZYThmqpD9

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>>37689361
Are you new to this site, dear child?

>>37689311
add zambz#6205 on discord, im waiting for you.

Fuck this
>>37688775

>>37689410
>Zambz, the autistic loser who constantly makes duck noises.

Pretty sure you're also underage.

>>37689406
>Are you new to this site, dear child?
No i am not, and like that has anything to do with what i said. Idiot

i can only imagine what it's like being a girl on a r9k vocaroo server jesus fucking christ

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0be8pLSmmgx

>>37689510
i meant discord im retarded

>>37689510
You really think they don't post in these threads for that reason? How naive are you

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>>37689478
You entertain me. Please grant me another ad hom.

>>37689577
i dont see how they benefit from talking to a bunch of incel's. they only care about chad's attention

>>37689510
Visited one once, it was just as embarrassing as you might imagine.
However, since I was new to Discord and had never seen all the bots and custom emotes before, it did give me some ideas for my guild server, so there's that silver lining.
Other newbs could learn a lot by briefly joining one (mainly, not to join one).

>>37689579
Oh for sure.
>tip: just because you through some latin at me doesn't mean you automatically win the argument

Also
>not knowing what an ad hominem is or when to use it
Wew

>>37689661
you better record that shit next time lol

>>37689707
threw, not through
a slav speaks better english than you fucking kill yourself

Sorry i kinda mumbled
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iNI1C97zHx

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>>37689707
Here's the part where I get more smug about how easily baited you are and that you think this something to be won, so now's your turn to tell me how this actually very important because you demand respect from strangers on the internet.
>>37689739
LOL trust me, there is no "next time."
>>37689758
Your lesson is probably wasted on him, man.

>>37689758
The day i listen to the word of a disgusting slav with daddy issues is the day i put a shotgun round in my brain
>Haha kys
Learn to edge pls
>>37689946
You know the funny thing about 4chan is that you can sound pissed without being pissed. How about that

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>>37689225
>>37689311
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Sl7mfN5U3S
There's also this one, crackles will be added in post-production.
I'm not even an Americlap.

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>>37689787
>when you're almost sure you recognize someone you used to know

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autistic fucking autist reporting in

reading a greentext/story thing i saw

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0E2gUxGMkLT

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XoxxrTxbbA

>>37690226
Please don't live in Germany near Koln.

>>37690016
the shotgun method is messy, you should through yourself off a bridge

>>37688836
Your giggle and your voice in general is incredibly cute.

>>37690094
when you're almost sure you had never shown anyone from r9k your voice

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>>37690286
not from germany, you've got nothing to worry about anon-kun

>>37690310
>when you know someone with a similar voice but didn't meet them here
Maybe i'm just too normal and know way too many people who might come here.

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>>37690226
you need to enunciate more but still very cute

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>>37690377
thank you senpai

origigigigigigigigigigigig

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>>37690347
Well most females here seem to have almost identical fucking meme anime voices, it's awful, i feel like i know all of you.
Wouldn't be surprising as i was incredibly active here and on /soc/ three years ago. Even managed to fuck some.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iQNmYMkWa8
I put a chopstick up my nose to make myself sneeze

>No bullying pleas

>>37690361
I only know one person that probably goes on r9k but I did not meet on r9k, I doubt I am who you're thinking of

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YRJEcy8Tqf
Listen to my song

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>>37690426
i'm relatively new to /r9k/, i posted on /soc/ when i was underage, i dunno why. but i guess i have a meme voice because i was born almost fully deaf so speaking growing up wasn't well-learned for me

>>37690433
I doubt you know who you think i am, but i 74,2% sure about who you are.

>>37690472
>underage
Yeah, checks out alright, still weird that you don't live where i think you do.
And you have a meme voice because most females here seem to be mentally damaged and, do have identical voices,. You might be, or, are mentally damaged as well.

At least that's my assumption.

>>37690510
Well now I'm super curious, but the more I think about it I really doubt I have known someone on here

>>37690472
How can I contact you off 4chan?

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>>37690589
Huh, the way you put it, there's no way we know each other then, as i think you know way more people from here than a somewhat sane person should.
You're probably not even European. If you are, then i'm just fucking lost and you're just fucking with me.

If you don't get pic related, i don't know you.

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1h03qpOhbDu

I did some good ol' crywank in some usual bad singing voice, feel like I fucked up pretty bad here and there

>>37690710
I am not European and do not know what that photo is

>>37690861
Great, now i can go to bed. And it's good that you don't know what that picture is, for your own good.

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>>37690639
do you have a throwaway email or something?

>>37690588
yeah, i'm mentally damaged. is that something to do with it though, you think? I guess it could be, I don't go out and the only times i speak is when I talk to people online (if i didn't isolate myself from them yet), so I can speak softly then.

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>>37690914
It's obviously a connect the dots Happy Merchant of good financial fortune.

>>37691048
Yes I do, my throwaway is: [email protected]

Don't be afraid and hit me up.

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>>37691161
what got you interested in me? just curious

>>37691234
Your voice desu. It's a really different voice from then others, I would like to talk like on a voice call or something like that.

>>37691290
>your voice
really nigger

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FxLgmoyIwP

>>37691290
mkay, well i might e-mail you later. been on a bad mood decline for the past week and a bit so not sure if I can be in the mood for talking to someone currently.

>>37691534
Email me now. cause that email will expire soon..

Can someone say this stuff for a song im writing?

Once there was a big filth man named Wayne. He had 60 kids and no legs. One day he decided to take a walk. He didn't get very far before he was approached by a man who spoke in polyrhythms and barked at the moon. His name was Paul