>road trip through florida
>gas station at night
>padre and I use bathroom
>holdinghands.jpg
>cant use stall because occupied
>finish and wait for mum
>florida man emerges from bathroom
>holding clean wadded up tp
>NO WIPER FUCKING LOOK AT IT
>can feel the alcohol with my eyes
>shows everyone
>florida man returns to stall
>get mum and get the fuck out
>>37685416
This is a nice story
>>37685416
The only vacation I ever get to go on is to hospital.
Who here /in hospital/?
>>37685416
Did he at least pull up his pants or waddle excitedly out with them round his ankles?
>>37685834
Pantsu were already up
>on a road trip when five yo
>father chucks my favourite dinosaur out the window for misbehaving
>chucks my sisters favourite toy out the window for misbehaving
>constantly yells like at home. Worse now because of 'the stress" of organizing a vacation
Family holidays had the same appeal as going shoping at a supermarket