/britfeel/

>>37685004

sort of wish i was a wagecuck des

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>>37685004

3rd for Aki!

>>37685004
https://www.strawpoll.me/13179408

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What is britfeel's living status?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13179454

who do you think the cutest britfeeler is?

>>37685106
whoever the most passable trap here is

>>37685106
One of the waifuposters obviously. They must look like the girls they post.

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>>37685106
Milk Cat 88

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>>37685128
doubt anyone looks like miia lad
big sexy snek tail

>find a thicc twink on grindr
>wants me to eat out his perfectly smooth boipucci and fuck him
>tells me he's 16

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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>>37685106

BritNormie, who else?

>>37685155
looks like every late 20s male urbanite

>apply for job at 2am
>rejection email at 10am
well, at least they ain't leaving me hanging

>>37685154

Isn't the age of consent for faggots 16 now anyway?

>>37685161
britnormie is a master of disguise, he can meld into any society and harvest them for memes

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death to namefags and namefag sympathizers

>>37685155

> A smelly hipster

No thanks.

>>37685126
Well the most confident one is tilde so...

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The amount of sauce sachets in these noodles wtf

>>37685184

Who is the least bad namefag?

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>>37685195
They're all utterly reprehensible narcissistic bellchebs of the highest order

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>>37685195

ive had an urge to get into tripfagging dessy, not sure if i could take the hatred though

>>37685205

>Says the anime nonce

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>>37685216
How will anime ever recover

>>37685166
It's almost as if he's a total retard

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>>37685128
I do not, but I might buy an ebina hair wig sometime
>>37685213
I've heard most tripfags hate it but are in too deep to quit
>>37685205
>narcissistic

desu i'm the polar opposite of this, I have very little self-esteem. The way normies love themselves and have over-inflated smug egos is one of my biggest hates

>>37685213

Tripfagging is cancer, just being known as NightWalk anon for your relevant posts is good enough

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>>37685246
>doesn't use a trip
>thinks he's a name fag

You're confused.

>>37685184
Good post.
>>37685246
You are a massive attention whore though.

>>37685265
You're the one confused. Tripfags are what we call trips, namefags are people like Ebin, lenlad, etc.

Filthy druggo here. Been awake so long I'm too scared to go to sleep.

Who are the 'name fags'? Name them

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>>37685286
>Nothing in name field
>Still says Anonymous

Ebin.

>>37685286
Ebin doesn't actually put his name in though, surely avatarfag is the applicable name?

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>>37685004
Jokes on you, I start work now.

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Dinner is served. You jelly lads?

>>37685246
you should download killing floor 2 lad. its free. i havent played it before but it looks fun.

>>37685331
do you ever crack an egg into your instant noddles?

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Hey lads,
I passed my thesis defense. I will graduate soon.
I actually managed to achieve something in my useless life, I plan to work for 5 years, save money and then go full neet.

Considering stopping using the name field from these posts. Probably doesn't make a great deal of difference. Anyway, anyone fancy a Leeds meetup tomorrow, looking at 2000-2015?

>>37685385
There's an egg in that picture lad. I do it everytime to make sure I get some sort of protein in my awful diet

>>37685392
what was your thesis, lad? and where from? are you Dr. anon, or was it just a BA

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>>37685273
I know


>>37685321
>>37685305
I'm sure the defnition is loose, I thought namefag would be someone with a frequent name and recognisible posts, I don't think it matters that much

>>37685332
I've got like 50 games from having a ps plus sub for no reason

>>37685392
fuck off professor normie

>>37685321
This desu, they're more avatarfags. The waifuposters want the attention but not the shit tripfags get. It's why they post them every thread with the same pictures yet never actually talk about the characters, it's more a calling card.

>>37685392
And after your money runs out, what then?

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>the normies at work were listening to absolute radio and making ill informed political comments again

>>37685440
>'ve got like 50 games from having a ps plus sub for no reason

suppose they could come in handy on a rainy day. i have only downloaded a few.

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>>37685184
That's a nice zura.

>>37685432
About finance stuff. I am from northern french lands, I am legally here.

>>37685441
But i am a khhv, how can i be normie ?

>>37685458
I plan to save and then invest. If eventually, the money runs out I will wagecuck again.

>>37685457
i dont mind avatarfags if they dont post the avatar all the time. i think its enjoyable to see little updates in their life. they are like community macots.

>>37685465
>making ill informed political comments again
what were they saying

playing kingdom hearts for the first time. this should be fun

>>37685191
Hey, I bought a pack like that from Asda not too long ago

Usually you can judge a packet of noodles by how many flavour packets you get, but those were actually kinda shit

>>37685128
>tfw if my waifu was real she'd be taller than me

went into asda to get BNs but there weren't any ffs

>>37685522
DUP are going to ban fags, are all flat earthers and the world right now is 'really scary'.

>>37685504
Yeah same. The ones that aren't here daily are the best.

>>37685588
I wish my life was exciting enough I didn't have to come here daily

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>>37685465
I, too, have to put up with the daily "fucking tories" conversation from my coworker.

Thankfully one of my bosses has a son that's a Tory MP so that always shuts her up.

>>37685560
Yea they weren't great. The best I've had were koka spicy stir fry flavour, just had one packet but tasted great

>>37685571
Wow you must be a real qt trap!!

Anyone in here play FFXIV? I'm starting it soon and was wondering if anyone wanted to play with me?

>>37685582
Flat earthers are legit fascinating though. Go on any NASA facebook post and you'll find them all over, plus dozens of 13 year old fedoratipping scientism retards tripping over themselves to be superior.

It's honestly a great way to spend an hour or so

>>37685625
You know it anon, I don my striped thighigh socks everyday.

>>37685582
Oh they're being melodramatic fags just like every election. The DUP are proper mongs though, or has /pol/ told everyone you're a cuck if you disagree.

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>>37685582
>muslim terror attack number 28967398463
>"the word is on a positive trend right now, peace and love will defeat terrorists!"
>people elected who will actually deal with the problem
>"omg the world is so scary right now it's like the nazis again"

>>37685660
>people elected who will actually deal with the problem
Wew lad. You think Shariah May is magically going to start tackling Islam?

>people itt actually think anyone working within the law can deal with terrorists

>>37685671
I meant the DUP.

Not that they'll be able to deal with the problem either, but they have a better chance at it than Takbir" don't be islamophobic on the internet" May at least

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Just planned my /nightwalk/ for tonight lads, last train out and walk back, 11 miles total and around 8 of them will be on canal towpaths, should be pretty comfy and quiet im hoping

>>37685642
>Flat earthers are legit fascinating though.

fascinating is not the word i would use. I think they are retarded. i kinda know a guy who believes in this shite and he just pisses me off. can be fun to argue with them though

>>37685733
I mean they're so persistent, it's interesting to watch them set their stalls out

>>37685728
Guaranteed death

>>37685814

calm down anon, lenlad has finished his canal-pushing spree

>>37685728
that sounds lovely mate. i should plan my walks like this, the most i do is a circuit of my town. what time you heading out?

>>37685892

last train leaves my shitty little village at around 11:25 tonight (ill doublt check in a minute) then ill just wander around and take the long way home, comfiest hours only really begind after 1am

>>37685909
i can see the headlines already
>>37685892
>>37685875
>>37685814

>willingly walking around canals at 1am in the morning

>>37685421
how does that work? do you just crack a raw egg straight over cooked ramen noodles? won't that give you diarrhoea?

>>37685914

ive been /nightwalk/ing a few times a week (sometimes every night in a week) for 9 years now, only ever been jumped once, that was in a town centre on saturday night and i managed to get away from it. Im off to the shops now lads, ill bring us back some nice cans of special brew

>>37685954
Nah I just crack it into the pan while its boiling, basically turns out like a poached egg

>tilde turns out to be a narcissistic attention whore who calls people jealous when people pointed out he was lying about being fem and cute
>ebin turns out to be a racist mongoloid

They should be deported back to /soc/ and /pol/ where they can be with their own kind

Bring britfeel back to /r9k/

>>37685982
>ebin turns out to be a racist mongoloid
Everyone hates pakis here, fuck off.

>>37685982
>both turn out to be cute and nice

christ it's fucking warm lads
sweating my willy off

>>37686025
it's only warm in london according to the weather report.

>>37686030
i'm not in london

>>37686030
i'm in london and it's not warm here

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>tfw better internet than most of Bongland, but it still sucks

>>37686005
Tilde is like a more blokish and uggo version of the guy in the machinist and is completely fake
Ebin is very judgemental and close minded and cancerous if you check his steam profile and he pisses himself and stays in the same clothes for weeks.
Not cute.

>EBIN AND TILDE EXPOSED

What next on /britfeel/?!

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>>37686104
actually i'm going to go wash now and change my clothes

>>37686135
Smelly bois never change don't lie

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13179408/r

>neets are a minority on britfeel

>>37686135
For the first time in how long?

>>37686212
only 2 weeks, not that bad desu

Went to the gum clinic today lads. Hope the news is good. Should be texted to me by 11pm.

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>"Ey yo rudeboi, let me touch your muscles"
What did he mean by this?

Tried to finally sleep lads but my mind is all jumpy and playing tricks on me. Think I did have a micro-nap because feel a little more awake now

where can i hide my sex toy
hmmm

>>37686357
up your bum lad xx

>>37686357
up your bum you fruitcake

>>37686357

i'm pretty sure my mum has found my fleshlights but was nice enough not to mention it.

Any cute girls in Manchester need a bf/rent free flat mate?

>>37686363
>>37686365
its not a dildo, its a masturbation sleeve

>>37686234
No scouser has ever said rudeboi

got the rest of the week off lads, and i'm already craving work, despite not liking it

gonna be a long week ahead

>>37685143
that's muh waifu.
i can confirm i look fuck all like that sexy lass. i did look like kuriso when i had hair not now i shave it all off.

>>37686387
>black
>scouser

t. retard

>>37686387
this. you would get fucking sparked for saying that in liverpool

>>37685161
>late twenties

I turn 30 this week. Sad times.

>>37686550
what are you doing for your birthday?

I had another counselling session today

I feel like I'm wasting his time, I've got nothing to talk about

He suggested I go to a local LGBTQ group

>>37686544
>>black
>>scouser

you're a soft cunt. you ever been to toxteth lad? you're obviously a wool

>Daughter staying round tonight
>She has a toy frog called 'pepe'
>Told me her class have a frog in the school pond
>They named it 'pepe' after her toy

What a time to be alive.

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Evening anons, what have you got planned for tonight?

Think I'm going to try and get good at Tekken desu, should be nice~

>>37686575
blacks are not native and cannot be scouse you utter retard

>>37686586
>daughter staying round tonight

get out of here you're depressing me

>>37686590
lad, half of liverpool is not native hahaha. you are the utter retard.

>>37686560
GF is taking me to Amsterdam. I'm a lucky cunt.

>>37686568
>I feel like I'm wasting his time, I've got nothing to talk about
Of course you don't, you're just an attention starved paki who ruined his life in exchange for creeping on some polish slag.

>>37686568

>tfw even your counsellor doesn't want to talk to you

>>37686606

I'm not sure what you're implying there

>>37686568
I'm surprised you haven't been referred to a specialist tbqh. Have you tried specifically asking for that? Don't give up on the counseling just yet, give it a few more sessions and see if your opinion changes~

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>>37686588
Gonna settle down and watch lord of the rings I think lad

>>37686622
You're in no place to give advice tilde you share the same delusions as monica.

>>37686588
I'd play with you desu but I'm on PC, hope you have fun playing against other britfeel anons

Lads, help. I want to talk to my ex again but it's been a year and a half since I last did so, not long after the breakup.

What the fuck do I do?

>>37686616
Just saying that I feel very appreciative that she's taking me to Amsterdam.

Is ebin here

>>37686575
went past the crime scene the same night that lad got shot

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>>37686588
going to go wash desu and then maybe dare a walk to stretch my legs

been skimming through tekken guides, too much of a brainlet to play this I think. Although maybe it looks harder than it actually is

>>37686606
are you going to fuck a hooker instead of her?

>>37686651
ever lingering presence

>>37686643

Mate you've got weed (and a lady) there, what's to do in Amsterdam?

>>37686665
Have you played anymore comp?

>>37686606
I'm gonna be 30 next April.
The misses keeps asking me what I want to do.
>TFW just want to stay at home and do nothing.

>>37686700
overwatch? lost a couple of rounds and then quit again

people picking stuff like hanzo and no real damage so I'm just sat healing while they all slowly die and kill nothing

>>37686698
Amsterdam is actually a really nice place outside of weed and hookers lad.

>>37686588
working till 9 then off to supermarket for some cheap beers.
just winding the women up at work, talking about hunting rabbits. told em how we put my mates rabbit in a pie when it died.
talk of food's got me hungry now though.
hope you have fun on tekken lad.

>>37686665
Probably not. Didn't even fuck any hookers the times I've been there when I was single. It's not really my cup of tea. I don't judge anyone else who bangs hookers, but to me personally it would be a turn-off knowing that she was only doing it because I was paying her.

>>37686698
i just like hanging around in different places, I suppose.

>>37686708
Just tell her you want a good bottle of booze and a great dinner at home. It will let her pull out all the stops (if she wants to) but you can still relax at home. I got a bottle of 30 year old whisky too, maybe that's something you'd be into?

>>37686665
>een skimming through tekken guides, too much of a brainlet to play this I think

tekken is mostly about movement and defense. learn how to defend well and move out of attack and punish your opponent. you dont need to learn mad combos to win, you can just learn small combos and defend well and punish.

>>37686588
I'm playing tekken too while I mass scrub the archives.
Nothing else to do during days so I'm going to look through every britfeel thread and see if I can piece together enough info to put tilde off posting here ~

>>37686622
The thing is, I don't think there's anything wrong with me

I just have poor social skills and I already know I'm trans

>>37686718
Every single round it is autopick hanzo, mcree, genji and pharah. I have to be mercy or lucio just to stop them dying all the time.

It sucks being such a low level, solo-queue faggot

>>37686628
Ooh nice lad. You just watching one or all three?

>>37686639
Thanks lad, I appreciate the offer. Who do you main?

>>37686665
Good lad, have a wash. You'll feel good afterwards. Tekken is not too hard. It mostly comes with practice. Have you chosen a main?

>>37686632
I know lad. But still I think it's better to speak to someone who knows what they're talking about~

>>37686758
I have a dossier of info on every Britfeel character including Tilde. There's nothing really damaging in Tilde's dossier.

>>37686718
Do you not use the text chat? Suggest more balanced picks.
>>37686780
Are you the D.va guy from yesterday?

>>37686786
You go to thearpy too?

>>37686787
Fuck off King.nonce

>>37686590
>getting this defensive over one of the shittest parts of the country

>>37686792
D.va guy? Nope. I'm just some rando.

I suppose the worst part is that I play it on fucking console, so you not only are the 13 year old faggots bad at the game, they aren't used to to team composition

>>37686787
what damaging dossiers is there?
>>37686786
not yet, probably just going to pick a cute character regardless

>>37686787

Shipposter here, what have you got on me?

Funnily enough, I'm the person who often says "I have a massive 1GB file on all the britfeel anons" when I actually don't.

>>37686787
You've said that in multiple threads but have never proven you have dossiers or just said they're in your head.
Think I'll find out for myself, he's been more forthcoming with info recently

>>37686787
Dossier?

Britfeel character?

Explain what these are to a newfag like me

>>37686833

I think that anon is lying, it's usually me who says "I have a file on every britfeel regular" but I don't actually, I just have a good memory and an ability to recognise people's posts.

>>37686735
Only an hour left to go now anon! Try and enjoy it. What kind of work do you do?

>>37686758
Who's your main lad? And I don't really think there is anything incriminating about me desu~

>>37686779
Well good lad for giving it a go. Not really sure what to say desu. Have you tried any meds for anxiety? Iirc you mentioned beta blockers on your blog. Did they help at all?

>>37686801
Used to go lad. It wasn't working for me but it is definitely something worth trying and there were some benefits~

>>37686813
liverpool city center is pretty good and there are nice areas, but the working class areas are absolute shit.

There's a place you can have your own little username for attention, it's called every fucking place else

>>37686875
I'm on Sertaline now, got a repeat prescription today

What did you talk about in therapy?

>>37686823
Do you remember the BMW guy who always drove his dad's BMW? He hasn't posted for a while, but I tracked him down and got his dox. He was arrested for molesting a child.

>>37686826
Not much, just the usual. White van driver, BNP supporter, live in the Midlands. Likes a flutter from time to time. Not a paedo. Not...as far as I know.

Where're Tilde and the other Tekken players? We need to get a King of Briton Feels Tournament going.

>>37686875
factory work running machines that pack and wrap boxes of sweets. breddy easy really, just sit on my arse munching sweets most of the shift

>>37686875
Didn't say anything about incriminating ~

>>37686913
>White van driver, BNP supporter, live in the Midlands. Likes a flutter from time to time

Bang on actually, I retract my doubts

>>37686929
im on ps4 and i have tekken. dont play it much but i would play people for fun. i have tilde on it too but i have no had anyone on brit feel a game yet

>>37686929
I'd play but I'm on PC

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>>37686822
>D.va guy?
Another poster yesterday new to comp posted his frustations about solo que.
>I suppose the worst part is that I play it on fucking console
Playstation or Xbone? I remember everyone had a mic on the 360 but noone did on PS3. I assume it's much harder on the ps4 with everyone just using the passive agressive 'thanks!' instead of talking.

>>37686953
Ok cool, do you have yours and Tilde's PSN? I'll add you when I'm on later

>>37686996
I dunno how it works cross-platform - if at all - but you're welcome to join if you're able.

>>37687016
no unfortunately no cross-platform

>>37687005
Solo queue is fucking horrible, especially when you are in a team of other solo-queuefags


Xbone. No one really uses mics on it, and if they do it is at most 2 people per game, never enough to coordinate or talk properly. To be fair, i'm only level 45, so it may get better as I get less shit

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>trying to talk to old friends from school and shit on normiebook
>haha hey anon so you want to meet up? how about in city at 7.30 tomorrow
>you do live in the city now right?
>remember when we all used to live at home in the suburbs xD

>tfw never moved out of my parent's house and now 25 KHV

So am I just fucked for making friends now? They'll all assume I live in my own house or have a gf? I'm already an anxious wreck I don't need further pressure. Fuck man I had to stay home to nurse my cancer-ridden mother but I can't just blurt that out, why couldn't I be born a normie and not a fucking gigantic loser.

>>37687016
Mine is mattytg345

Tildes is tilde_Desu

>>37686907
That's good lad. How is that going for you?

And I mostly discussed my eating patterns and thoughts about food. I was doing CBT-E which is specialised for eating disorders~

>>37686945
Ooh I have spoken to you before lad! Can't be that bad if you can post here. Take care of yourself anon~

>>37686948
W-what then lad?

>>37687016
My PSN is tilde_desu lad~

>>37686913
>He was arrested for molesting a child

Doesn't surprise me. He struck me as the type.

>>37687117

How can one person be such a faggot? Literally putting a little faggot line after every sentence.

>>37686907
Isn't it funny how you used to make fun of 'fatilde' and now you have to suck up to him for a source of (you)s since everyone is sick of your paki shit?

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Still considering dropping 100 quid on this

>>37687182
I didn't ever make fun of HER directly

>>37687139
>>37687182
I honestly don't understand why someone wouldn't like Tilde. He seems like a good lad.

>>37687061
>it may get better as I get less shit
It will, once you get up people are more flexible since they want to win and actually trust your ability unlike the silver Widowmaker. It's still a bit of a gamble since we're EU though, there will be more mics but they might be speaking German lel.

Evens I go to the bookies for the 3rd time today
Odds I do some gardening

>>37687241
Don't give the cunt any (you)s lad

>>37687254
There go your life savings lad.

>>37687241
The thing yesterday with him posting pictures and telling anons they're jealous of his 'fem' body made me dislike him heavily.
Not sure how you can excuse his behaviour

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>>37687254

>20:00:00

Even and time pents, bookies it is.

>>37687267
I am sorry about that lad, I was only joking but I see why you would see it that way. I don't plan on posting pictures here anymore either, not good for the self esteem~

>>37687268
>>37687254

So I'm gonna take a tenner

If I lose it, I quit while I'm still ahead for the day. If I turn that 10 into 30 or more, I'll go to the casino tonight.

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well lads, think i'll be going outside without a weapon again, wish me luck

>>37687418

A Journalist is going to follow you and write about your cluminess in the paper

>>37687241
Eh I'm not a fan of the whole fake personality, noone is like that 24/7 but tilde forces it. Plus the whole trying to build the image as some qt fem because he posts an anime girl is something I've seen many posters try, it triggers me everytime.

>>37687322
Don't let it harm your self esteem. I liked your legs. I wanked to those photos. Have to be honest and say I didn't cum to them, but it was a nice warm up before I switched over to some porn.

Tidle has serious mental issues that he needs treating, he doesn't bother me, the people who enable and encourage his ill behavior do.

>>37685004
what happened to that british guy saying he didn't "rape" that girl on acid but he totally raped that girl on acid?

>>37687492
The one with the BMW?

He molested a child, was the last we heard.

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>>37687430
don't worry lad I keep a keen eye behind me, If someone is following I shall run, all night and day I couldn't get away.


bumhole is sore too, might be a hemorrhoid but i'm not sure - I don't have blood or soreness while pooping its usually a clean wipe, but when I touch it now its sore and its sort of stinging now.

Where's the tosser from election night who said

>I'm sure the exit poll is wrong, just trust me

He should have apologised. Instead he slunk off into the shadows like a fucking rat.

>>37687484
>the people who enable and encourage his ill behavior do.
This desu. Poleaboo and Ebin are reinforcing his delusions and bad behaviour.

>>37687529
Lad put your key in your palm and have it sticking out of your fist so you can key-punch people

>>37687557
I'm just glad all the /pol/tards who couldn't go three words without saying 'cuck' have fucked off and slunk into a corner praying to mummy may.

>>37687583
I haven't, his worldview is surprisingly similar to mine and I believe correct. I don't endorse his eating disorder though or his weight problems though but I believe hes aware its damaging him and hes trying to fix it.

reminder to ignore trips and avatar fags

>>37687667
what have you contributed to the thread compared to tilde/ebin
oh yeah that's right. shut the fuck up and stop the bullying ffs.

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>people are posting waifus but no explicit request to post waifus was made

I don't know what to do lads

This is uncharted territory

Who do I even reply to?

>now nymph wants attention

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>went to GP when I was like 7 because I have trouble swallowing food
>they tell me it's all in my mind
>almost 22 now and i still can't swallow food properly
>it can take me upwards of 15 mins to eat a sandwich unless i have a big drink nearby to wash each bite down with
>always the last one eating at meals
>constant anxiety whenever i'm eating

Should I chance it and head back to the GP? I get the feeling they're just going to say it's in my head again

>>37687322
You weren't joking at all, you're just deluded as proven by the "don't bully!" comments toward anyone who pointed out you had blokes legs and weren't remotely fem.
Piss off, stop posting and seek help

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>>37687729
you reply to me now

>>37687751
Mate obviously go back, that's a weird trait. You never know what they can offer.

>>37687685
mate fuck off if they want to do that shit there are plenty of anime forums
Britfeel should be for anonymous discussion

so, anyone else hate pakis and blacks

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>>37687729
Your post contains the phrase "post waifus" so I suppose that will have to do.

>>37687747
ikr he's such an attentionwhoring slut

>>37687783
shutup ebin

>>37687783
I hate everyone equally regardless of skin tone or ethnicity.

>managed to scrape the together for a shitbox car
>fucking skint now
it doesn't matter as long as break the loop now and find some way to make money

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Goooood evening, /britfeel/!
How are you all doing today?
What's keeping you busy?
What's your dream holiday destination, and have you been?

Hope you're all feeling great and have had a wonderful day whatever you got up to!

As cliche as it sounds, Japan is probs on the top of the list, but Cuba and Hong Kong are quite close.

Is mah boy despair husbando anon around? How did your exams go?

>>37687729
>>37687767
>>37687804
>>37687864
Wew, do you lads plan this on steam/discord?

>>37687838
how did you know? I was just trying to deflect attention away from the other shit

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>>37687729
>>37687767
>>37687804
>>37687864
Its all coming together nicely..

Hmmm...

X

>>37687877
I'm one of the og waifuposters man a part of the ELITE secret discord

Would it be smart to rent a house in Rochdale for 350 quid?

My monthly wage is around 1,000 quid

>>37687729
>>37687767
>>37687804
>>37687864
What the hell is happening senpaitachi

I enjoy reading these threads. Trans fetishists btfo >>37680589

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>>37685004

>be cryptoNEET
>a coin I put 5k in today went up 35%, just made 1.7k

How was your day, wagecucks?

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>>37687847
What shitbox did you get lad?

I've just started simracing despite never driving before and I'm having a blast.

I'm very tempted to get a licence, buy a mx5 nb then molest it with after market parts.

>>37688051
diesel Ford Escort estate so it's got plenty of space for hauling shit, it is a bit slow though

>>37688049
Woooo I now have 10 bong worth of dgb. We've finally made it lad

>We only need one healer
Famous last words

>>37688120
>not playing the 4 white mage party

>>37688120
do people still play wow?

>>37688094

you probably made a mistake bro, dgb crashed hard over the past week, hence the image.

if I had to recommend a coin though, grab some ethereum or ARK/SYS/GNT/XVG, these long term coins will get you mad gains.

>>37688139
More people than who live in Wales.

>>37688165
mad. do new people still play or is it the same people playing? i stopped playing about 5 years ago.

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>>37687729
i didn't even think. and i talked about her as well.
sorry senpai

>>37687932
No. Fuck that. Get an LBGT friendly flatshare in Manchester near where you work.

im dying for a maccies. anyone wanna buy my soul for a big mac meal?

>>37688223
I have a burger king delivery on the way lad. Big King. It's better than a Big Mac.

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>>37688223

yeah sure man, gimmie ur email and i'll send you a contract.

gonna be nice to have another soul.

>>37688152
Oh no, I mean I sold my doge for dgb the other day lol. Really pissed I didn't buy eth a few weeks back. Was going to buy 500 bongs worth but decided not to.

>>37688278
>tfw bought 500 bong of eth but can't get the wallet to update the blockchain so I can't actually access it

reeeeeeee

>>37688252
I prefer the food but every burger king I've been to has looked really dirty desu~

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>>37687864
Everything continues to hang by a thread.
At least I have my 12k profit from crypto

>>37688306
Ah not round my way mate. Here it's the McDonalds that's dirty.

>>37688274
>that picture

ermm. think im gonna have to take a pass actually

>>37688252
burger king always gives me the shits. thanks for the thought though

>>37685155
Lol when I see you in the street I think numale.

Not severe numale. But numale for sure. Failed hipster numale.

This is coming from a handsome cyborg.

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>Work partnering with Volvo to offer staff a discount
>Get 8k of a certain new volvo
>Look it up
>It's 38k

Who spends 38k on a _volvo_

>>37688220
Sounds expensive

I don't think it's financially sensible

>>37685004
>>>37686698
>Amsterdam is actually a really nice place outside of weed and hookers lad.

So true. Going there next summer or this autumn to smoke a little weed, eat some shrooms and absorb a ton of cool history and culture.

Exporting new places is great.

>>37688306
Hey Tild, I saw in a thread the other day that you were born in Pontesbury. Where you in shrewsbury today? I saw someone whose legs looked like yours

>>37688345
That photo isn't even me. It's one of my best mates. Used to post his photo here to wind him up. He's actually a good bit better looking than me.

>>37686735
Rabbit tastes great, I love offending normies sensitivities. Tekken is a super game too pal.

>>37688406
Don't even know where pontesbury is lad~

>>37688426

rabbit is nice, also ostrich burgers

>>37688396
Wouldn't a room in a flat in Manchester be about 350?

>>37688437
u sure m8

did u reply to the comment that said 'who is /wales/?' in a britfeel thread yesterday?

>>37685004
I'm on suicide watch having to read the same, shit NEET posts every day.

>>37688461
I was born in Wales and I have been to Shrewsbury before~

>>37688426
Never tried rabbit. Normies often go on about how bad hunting is yet they don't realise that hunting a rabbit(or any other animal) and eating is far better for the animal than battery farming

My fingers have a strange odor.

A combination of my taint, oranges and aftershave.

It's the kind of scent you'd wear to a fancy dinner. The taint smell adds some nice bass notes to the aroma.

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>>37688426
Just watching YT videos to get to supersperg megacombos and juggles. I'm pretty competent but not autism-level

>>37688440
Just made this ostrich bolognese. Not bad but I won't be buying ostrich mince again desu

>>37688478
ah i see

i must be confusing u with someone else i was quite distracted then

also, who is /wales/ here?

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>>37687729
>tfw Nintendo didn't redeem E3
>tfw it's the first year I've been able to watch it all live and it was by far the worst in a long time

>>37688320
Ahhh buddy what's going on?
How's the drinking going too? I hope you've eaten something tonight.

That is a bloody impressive amount of profit though friend, please be careful with it!

>>37688524
xcom mario and rabbids looks like a laugh

>>37688524
Thought Nintendo did well desu.

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>>37688524
Nintendo did well. Not enough to salvage the rest but a new Metroid and a Pokemon rpg for switch is pretty good desu~

>>37688500
No problem lad. There were a lot of us tbqh~

>>37688598
i know! it was pretty overwhelming, there were like 2 people that i probably know

>>37688524
Metroid Prime, Yoshi, Kirby, Pokemon - what were you expecting?

>>37688613
Gameplay and Reggie showing us a chart.

>>37688500
/wales/ swansea lad here boss

>>37688598
also, yesterday you left pretty sad i think. are you ok? what did u do after?

>>37688654
lovely

never been to swansea myself, whats it like? if its the town outside of cardiff, then ive been there before to llok at the uni.

>Tfw Dog flipped out again
>Worried that one day, she has to be put down

>>37688710
used to be a shithole, started to get really nice recently due to developing but I am glad I'm moving.
Chances are you have, its like 45 mins away by train.

>>37688681
Yesterday? I just played Tekken for a bit. Felt better after about an hour. How are you doing? And thank you for your concern, I really appreciate it~

>>37688713
Your dad has been shagging the dog mate.

>>37688713
just dont take here near sheep and youll be fine lad

>>37688738
thats ok. I'm doing fine myself, got my weekly social contact (other than family) feels good tbhq

>>37688320
Its not profit until you cash it out

>Looking for news
>Metroid prime 4
>A pokemon rpg for the switch
Why were you faggots crying all day about no news

>>37688807
you are supposed to tax it when you cash out.

>>37688845
Games are shit
Deal with it

>>37688426
they all started gipping when i was talking about skinning and gutting them.you tried wood pigeon that's nice.last time i was out hunting we made a wildlife pie. rabbit,wood pigeon and pheasant. didn't shoot the pheasant though it was 1 of my mates dads. we just snapped it's neck.

>>37688776
That is good to hear lad. Talking to people regularly is great. Got anything planned for tonight?

>>37688875
>watch game adverts all day
>get decent game news
>HURRRR IS SHIT
Autism

How has your day been, britfeel
>spent 150 bongs on fixing a non essential part of my car
>made loads of social plans I can't be asked to follow up on
Life is truly suffering

just had a cig and got myself a beer desu

think this is my 2nd or 3rd cig this year, never been hooked on them either. I generally have a strong anxiety about having them because I suspect it would cause my mum to have a big panic about it killing me because that's the type of person she is and has worked in the NHS since she was 16 as well.

they're a nice treat though when I brave it and go out to have one in the garden, just wish I could enjoy them at home without getting paranoid and covering my tracks by doing stuff like washing my hands thoroughly afterwards, generally acting like a cheating husband

I take it all back lads, Burger King delivery is shit. It's now 35 minutes late and counting.

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>"Dianne Abbot Reveals Illness..."
>It was type two diabetes

>>37688974
Get over yourself
Games are shit

>>37689059
I get that, whenever I smoke I always wash my hands and brush my teeth. I would probably smoke constantly if the smell wasn't so bad and didn't hang so much.

>>37689075
complete autism lol

>>37689088
Nice projecting
Deal with it

>>37689052
I cleaned up and listed a set of alloy wheels on ebay. Tomorrow all being well I will get the carpets back in my car after they were removed to do welding

I lost that tenner I took to the bookies

No casino for me tonight.

>>37688967
sorry - internet problems

nah not really, just gonna stay in i think. what about you?

HOW THE FUCK AM I MEANT TO BE HAPPY AND CHANGE JOBS IF I HAVE TO GIVE 4 WEEKS NOTICE. NOBODY IS GOING TO WAIT 4 WEEKS TO HIRE ME THEY'LL JUST CHOOSE SOMEONE ELSE WHO CAN START IMMEDIATELY REEEEE

>>37689260
You keep carpets in your car? I usually keep mine in the boot in case I need them, they look awful on the floors.

>>37689362
this is why you should have savings

>>37689362
This is where your negotiation skills come into play anon.

>>37689368
i don't mean floor mats I mean the actual carpet, currently the floor pan is exposed along with all the wiring

>>37689337
Think staying in is the norm around here lad. I'm probably going to play some more Tekken and then go to sleep. No wageslavery tomorrow which is good too~

It's been really nice chatting to you, hope you have a good night lad~

Lads. I'm straight and really want to suck my first dick. What's the best way to find some?

I could get a convincing looking tranny for an hour from adultwork but that would cost me 150 quid and I'd be worried she wouldn't be able to get it up.

Is craigslist still a thing?

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Best message to receive lads.

I tried posting without the name hours ago, but I'll try it again with and see if we get anywhere. Who fancies coming out to the pub tomorrow at about 8? Sorry, my gf isn't going to be there.

>>37689438
>I'm straight and really want to suck my first dick
anon, i...

>>37689418
O shit right I was going to say. What car do you drive?

>>37689462

What's wrong with a 100% straight lad wanting to suck some dick?

>>37689467
95 diesel ford escort estate, it's slow but at least there is lots of room

>>37689456
like how they don't put the "you dont need any treatment" for HIV

at least they don't pretend there's anything they could have done for you if you had it

>>37689438
can't you just enter a loving relationship with a trap and suck her dick?

>>37689496
estate cars look comfy af. currently driving an 03 focus mk1, it drives alright and doesn't look like complete shit so I'm fine with it.

I can't believe that a company would take my order and then just not show up with the food.

Fucking raging. Normies.

Guys I think i got a gf holy shit what do i do??

Im being serious. Ive been trying to act more normie and not sperg out, and theres a girl I like who has similar interests, specifically tv shows and conspiracy theories (i shit you not)

Anyway I thought , fuck it, i'll ask for her number (ive never done this in my life but i shes the only girl who ever shows interest to me, how can i let this oppurtunity pass)

At first i pussied out, and was rushing to the bus stop, then i got the courage and headed to her stop instead. I was expecting to get some exucses like, oh i got a bf, but i asked for her number and surprisingly got it, then joked about going nandos and she agreed

this is insane i need some serious advice in the coming days lads

>>37689549

Bet you paid on card like a fucking sucker as well

>>37689536
I think it will be comfier once I get the carpet back in and give it a good clean

>>37689554

And shes not a fat minger. Shes cute and reserved, smells great and has great teeth.

>Tfw pakis will be OUT soon
>Amir will be shipped off with his rapist family
Brexit means brexit and it feels good man.

>>37689554
lad, you got a girls number. you are not even dating her yet. calm down. well done though. try not to fuck it up

next thing to is ask her out

>>37689426
you too. Look after yourself.

>>37689560
PayPal.

Already registered a dispute.

>>37689566
yeah, I got a full valet for my car when I first bought it and it was ultra comfy with the interior being all clean. now it just gets filthy as soon as I get it cleaned because summer.

Are Isis robots?

>>37689623
They are more /pol/ types really.

>>37689585
Fug. What do I do now? Do I take her nandos and officially consummate the date?

Apparently you're not meant to tell a girl you love her, I feel like saying that to her so bad......... but I know I gotta reserve myself. Even a hug will suffice.

>>37689602
if you ordered it on just eat or hungry house they take fucking ages over the estimated time. last time I ordered there I thought they just took my money and didn't process my order, turned out it took 2 hours to deliver.

>>37689623
well theyre just doing what they do to bang 72 virgins

Do you think Macron and May will fuck tonight?

>>37689623

Yeah, I support isis and always have, why do you ask?

>>37689638
dont take her to nandos, take her somewhere fancy.

>>37689582
Except it's soft now because of the DUP influence elmayo. Enjoy your thousand more years of paki poos

>>37689638
Dude you only say you love them at that point if this is like a full on "we've been repressing our feelings for ages and now everything must spill" kinda thing.
What you do should be entirely based on how the "date" goes

>>37689607
I'm a cheapskate so I'll hoover the carpet and seats then wipe down the plastic trim. then go to a coin wash wear I can use a pressure washer to deal with the outside

>>37689638
>>37689678
yeah nandos is a shit place to go for a first date desu, go to a takeout place or coffee or something so if things so wrong u don't have to sit through a dinner.

>>37689515
>a loving relationship with a trap
BWAHAHAHA

>>37689638
i would personally go for a pint. people open themselves up more when they have had a few pints down them. it will make you more comfortable around eachother.

>>37689689
ah theres this polish place near me which does an outside clean for a fiver, pretty decent job desu + they offer an inside/outside wash for 15 bongs which I get sometimes. I miss winter where you didn't have to clean your car every other week though.

>>37689643
It's been almost two and a half hours lad, 1:12 over the delivery time they quoted. I'm used to it being half an hour late on friday night or something, but 1:12 hours late on a Tuesday? I think they just didn't get the order or something.

Fortunately I had a frozen pizza in the freezer. Fucking annoying though, I could have eaten hours ago.

>>37689721
depends on the lady desu

>>37689737
yeah, same happened to me. I already started filing the refund through them when the guy looked at the order number and said they're still processing it. idk if its the people working there being lazy as shit or something but its really awful. I usually just go through something like dominos now which actually deliver on time although its real expensive.

>>37689746
suppose but its a chill easy first date anyway. i reckon a meal is something you do on a second or third date.

>>37689721
Last girl I went on a date with showed up with her fucking car and drank nothing but lemonade the whole time.
Meanwhile I had three overproof rum and cokes in me by the time she fucking showed up. Shit was awkward

check out my mantra for robots

https://youtu.be/bUb62rjtNqw

>>37689734
there is a hand wash thing at my local tesco that will do the same, most of them are polish as well. I just don't have the money to spend on having someone else do it for me but then I get enjoyment out of doing things to my car so it's not all bad

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I just watched my mental illness and me on channel 5.

Why do they always get the most Normie fucks on these programmes.

This pic related whore was the absolute worst.

>muh bi polar
>hurr durr bought loads of cars once
>my support network and friends are so great

Skate or die mates. You either skate or you die.

>>37689762
I didn't even bother phoning them. If it turns up I'll just tell them that it's too late.

I'd honestly be shocked if they turned up now though. The shop it's supposed to be coming from closed half an hour ago, so it'll be cold anyway.

>>37689811
They can't make it about serious cases, it's too depressing and real for TV. Better to have the quirky lady who bought all the cars XDD

>>37689835

When asked how to describe herself she literally said eccentric and laughed.