>have to sit down with the painful pimples on my ass
>>37682779
Go buy some salicylic acid cream (2% or so) and slather it in dots over every pimple on your butt.
Spend some time lying in bed on your tummy until it dries, then put on CLEAN, fresh undies and change them often.
>>37683715
>have to live with external hemorrhoids
:(
>>37683762
have you tried hemorrhoid cream?
>>37683920
i squat on toilet, eat a very high fiber diet and use that and witch hazel when it happens and it happens often