MBTI thread

>>37682440
INFP here, just fucking kill me

>>37682499
eminem is also infp man. and kurt cobain. you can be cool too im sure

>>37682440
>ISTP
>anon do you ever smile?
>why are you so quiet anon?
>do you have any emotions anon?
>do you feel feelings anon?
>anon is looking at me like he's gonna kill me haha
>why are you always so serious man? cant you smile a bit?
>anon looks like he stabs people with a knife for fun
>you know who would make for an excellent serial killer or a hitman? anon haha

every
fucking
person
I meet
says this kind of shit

why the hell am I supposed to be smiling if I have nothing to smile about at the moment.

>INTP-A
>INFP-T oneitis
Will she ever love me lads? Are the types even compatible?

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Who here /inthemiddle/?

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Just took the test for first time
What does this mean?

>>37682440
I'm glad there is less for INTJ now. I blame it on all the edge lords that have severe autism.

I can guarantee that out of the 3 INTJ people I know (including myself) we are all quiet and out of the way, not loud, brash, and smug like most of the cunts who usually post.

>>37682662
if you can climp up the social ladder
sure why not

I WANT A SWEET, KIND, QT 3.14 INFJ GF RIGHT FUCKING NOOOOOOOOW!

>>37682765
They are not true INTJ's, comrade. They are compensators.

>>37682759
It means you're a fucking loser. Welcome home.

>>37682765
do you wear same the outfits at special days too?

>>37682759
INTP is the most robot one you can get.welcome home

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>>37682440
ENTP reporting in. I brought the jar of preserves. Anyone want to stick their hand in?

>>37682885
>ENTP
>picture of INTP result
Interesting.

>>37682885
>ENTP
>picture of INTP result
Hmm, it's not supposed to do that...

>>37682895
the fact that he posts an ENTP test result doesnt necessarily have to mean that he must be one

>>37682895
16 personalities is pretty bad at classifying you correctly.

>>37682920
>the fact that he posts an ENTP test result doesnt necessarily have to mean that he must be one
If he'd do cognitive functions test, then he might be ENTP.

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>>37682662
In what universe are INFPs high on the social ladder?

>>37682440
>ENFP
>Neutral/No Emotion

What does it mean?

>>37682957
it means you look dead both on the inside, and on the outside

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>>37682783
You DO realize that INFJ girls are gigantic cunts, right?

>>37682944
>http://www.keys2cognition.com/explore.htm
I was showing how bad 16personalties is at classifying someone. This test is a lot better.

>>37682978
>gigantic cunts
i can dig that

>>37682978
NO! INFJs are sweet and kind and pure! She would love me inconditionally for all eternity, I JUST KNOW IT! ;_;

>>37683089
>for all eternity
you mean till she sees chads COCK

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>>37683089
wew lad.

oregano is a good spice

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ENTP anon again. Stinks to be terrible at social interaction, either because I feel confined by others or others want nothing to do with me. It makes me rather lonely. Unless I want to be lonely, in which case I am thankful I don't have friends wasting my time and cutting down the time that can be devoted to my daily quota of doing boring stuff I don't like just to say I did it.

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>>37683089
>all eternity

Here's a post on TypologyCentral from an INFJ.

>Awwwwwww, this sounds almost exactly like my situation with my ESFP ex. I soooo thought I wanted to marry him, but we were always together or texting, and it took a weekend away for me to realize that the idea of marrying him made me want to hyperventilate with panic, because I view marriage as permanent. I felt like I was stuck in a serious situation; the more information I took in on the topic, the more it was clear that I had to break up with him, so I don't lead him on any further, but I cried so hard, when I made the decision. Then I realized, I wasn't crying over my heartache. I was crying over his.

Have fun being dumped right before the wedding by a girl who doesn't feel any sense of loss because of the decision herself.

>>37683089
>you intuitively love her
>CHAD senselessly fucks her

>you perceive her pussy
>CHAD judges her continuously

>you think shes an introvert innocent girl
>CHAD makes her scream like a big mouthed extroverted whore

>>37683141
Why you gotta ruin my fantasy like this, bro...

>>37683138
I'm ENTP-D which is just a fucking shitshow. I like hanging out with people. But I'm awkward. Then I also like to debate stupid shit that most of the time I don't even believe what I'm debating, so I drive people away cause they're sick of my shit.

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>INFJ
>have trouble saying 'no' even for the most minor of things and feel really panicky at the prospect of hurting people and beat myself up endlessly
>for more major things, I usually evade the issue altogether until the other person just gives up

Are these normal INFJ feels?

>want to post
>can't

>>37683089
INTJ girls are sweet kind and pure once you break through their icy exterior.

INFJ girls only SEEM sweet kind and pure on the outside. Eventually, you'll get close enough to reallise that they're gigantic, manipulative cunts.

>>37683409
>Are these normal INFJ feels?
for an autist, yes.

>>37682840
>>37682808
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

PSEUDO-INTJ BTFO

>>37683454
Elaborate please. I've never met an INFJ girl.

>>37683240
Trust me, I can understand that fellow ENTP anon. Though D? Don't you mean T or A?

I love people, I am desperate for attention. I cannot be by myself for long or else I start breaking down in loneliness. This means I am a bit overbearing and scare many away due to my NEED to have you care about my every desire. When I am lonely, I need you to focus entirely on me, nobody else.

I'm quite awkward too. I do mostly whatever I feel like doing, just because I feel like doing it. I am obsessed with the concept of free will. In school I would yell like a native and shoot people with imaginary blow darts. I would get entire tables to move wherever I sat at lunch, so I would use the chairs as bongo drums, nobody cared or messed with me. Nowadays I mostly just use the internet since I cannot hold down a real life friendship, the only people I know in real life are at work, and they are extreme extroverts. People tend to like me, but also distance themselves from me. If they try to include me, they will probably talk to each other, which is a problem because I get so confused socially that I lose focus of what you are saying if you are talking to someone that isn't me. I have mental breakdowns as I try to understand what everyone is saying. Even if you talk to me, I lose focus of what you are saying. Mostly I just try to pretend I know what is going on when others say words. People just don't make sense to me. It doesn't help that I don't share interests with others or have many things I actually like. I just have my quota.

I know what I am debating. Usually I have a belief in something, in which case I will argue until my face is purple. I am known to be stubborn to the point people have learned to not bother wasting hours trying to argue with me.

People tend to be friendly to me, but distant. They will say hello to me, but want no more interaction than that. Mainly because I usually will just try to say something random to keep the conversation going.

>>37683486
As a general rule, INTJs and INFJs are pretty similar as people except for one major difference: INTJs are cold on the outside and warm on the inside whereas INFJs are warm on the outside and cold on the inside.

>>37682440
what about infp girls? i love one, she is my only friend. she is awkward with other people but she is also only female who can make me laugh

i'm intp btw. she sometimes is sad i don't like her because i don't show as much emotions to her as she does to me. i know that because i kind of hacked her fb

any advice?

>>37682591
>>anon is looking at me like he's gonna kill me haha
The amount of times I've heard this while I was still in school is ridiculous.
It's not my fault I look absolutely furious when I'm bored

>>37683521
How does one know what their friends are? It sounds odd to demand them to take this test to know what their personality is like.

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>>37683521
>i kind of hacked her fb

>>37683535
she asked me to take this test.

>>37683521
>friends with female
>not in relationship
Why would you cuck yourself?

>tfw can't find anyone to talk to because cliques and popularity contests and am too autistic and out of touch with most of this boards posters

>>37683560
her password is name of her dog and date of her father's birthday

>>37683590
fug thats mine too

>>37683576
i guess we're both too shy to do anything
when i met her she was kinda unattractive but now she grow up and is really pretty.

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>>37683409
INFJ myself and yes those are my exact same feels.

>>37683505
So basically, INFJs are bad people? Being cold on the inside is pretty synonymous to me for being a bad person.

>>37683614
>i guess we're both too shy to do anything
You have to do something about it because one day she might introduce you to her new boyfriend. You'll regret if you wont ask her.

>>37683633
No, cold on the inside can be quite nice. It means they are less judgemental and understand you better.

>>37683649
i know but i don't know how
so does anyone know anything about infp girls? how they are? are they gonna cuck you?

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Do any other INTPs have a soft spot for romance manga or am I just a fag?

>>37683708
>i know but i don't know how
ask her on a date?
>cuck
It's not dependent from type

>>37683708
>are they gonna cuck you?
if they are girls(female) , yes

Being INFJ is the ultimate suffering
No other type will ever understand

>>37683800
>Being INFJ male is the ultimate suffering
Fixed.

What's a good test lads?

>>37683752
>>37683780
fuck guys just drop some facts about infp women if you can

>>37683850
check reddit lad

>>37683800
Trust me, I appreciate you being a INFJ. There needs to be more of you in the world. Then we can work together on world domination.

>>37683865
>facts about infp women
they love big cocks
they are sluts
they have daddy issues
they like to get raped
they manipulate ppl to get higher in the social ladder
they will cry to get what they want
they will always have a backup guy to hold onto

>all applies for any other woman

>>37683865
>fuck guys just drop some facts about infp women if you can
She is obviously an introvert, possibly shy. She may be overwhelmed and unsure, bewildered. She loves deeply and sometimes takes things the wrong way. She is more sensitive than serves her. She probably seems odd to the world. She is passionate about her values, dreamy and imaginative. She sees possibilities in everything and does not like to make people wrong and furthermore probably won't confront them if she should.

>>37683917
INFJs are the best type. They are the only type that don't cheat. They are emotional, but at the same time introverted. They are intelligent and quiet. They are pretty much real life anime girls. If any type of female is a waifu, it is INFJ.

>>37682499
infp here as well

kill me too while you're at it

>>37683979
can we get a really strong gun or something so i can stand next to you two and we can save time and money?

t. intp

>>37684229
I'm legit mad that assisted suicide is illegal because I have all kinds of awesome and fun ideas.

>>37683141
Ice cold bitch.

>>37684312
Imagine someone with a box of bricks standing on top of a ladder while a conga line dances underneath. It could be a fun game, who will die next?

depressed INTJ here, what do I do with my life?

>>37684332
ice ice baby to go to go taaaadaaaa!!

>>37684348
campaign to make assisted suicide legal so that we can go into business, cousin

>>37683633
Yes and no. It means that they're a little "fake" as is common with Fe types, but they're not necessarily bad people. Fe-users are typically not as friendly and selfless as they would have you believe, whereas Fi users are not as disinterested and shiftless as they would have you believe.

Fe's typically put on a facade of being all for the people when they're very often all for themselves whereas Fis put on a facade of being all for themselves when they're often quite sympathetic towards others.

>>37683917
she's not like that. even her fb conversations are pure. her browsing history is nothing bad. she has one twitter account i didn't know about and she is nice even there.

>>37683937
that's what i wanted. ty anon.

infps for marrying it seems

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>>37683409
>INFJ
>cope decently in most social situations
>assert myself fairly easily
>get along alright with most people, including normies, begrudgingly
>becoming more logical, and trying to appreciate experience as it happens

I'm going to make it, I'll get out of here, one day.

>the desperate desire for mutual understanding and emotional intimacy sets in again, but conflicts with the knowledge that no two people will ever be entirely themselves around one another or understand each other, and that I have to make constant social compromises to survive

>>37684348
Find an ENFP who wants to make you smile.

>>37684420
What are ENFP like? I didnt read up on all the types

>>37684430
>feed me
fucking kill yourself please

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>>37684450
I would if I could anon.

origamiom

>>37683850
keys2cognition and keirsey.jung are both pretty accurate. Try similarminds for non-meme descriptions, although it doesn't go into depth. You'll probably still get a rough answer, though, so expect you might have to read through two or three types to understand which one fits you best.

>>37682440
>be ENTP
>ENFP oneitis
what do boys? is this good or bad??

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>>37682440
Any other ENTJs here?
Do you have constant power fantasies too? I can't imagine it's uncommon for the MBTI type.

>>37684478
what's the matter, someone hasn't explained it and given you an infographic yet

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What's with all the INFJs on here recently?

I guess I could see us being drawn to it. Ni seems like a function that could be easily caught up in this stuff, but INTJ's Te would make them more likely do disregard it as not being useful.

Anyone else know much more about the INFJ takeover?

>INFJ
>fake
How did they know?

>>37682440
>be infp
>doesn't even hide your depression anymore

>>37684522
>So you want to die: A tourists guide to your final destination

>>37684542
>grow more honest with myself
>let my inner circle of friends in on the fact that I mostly just treat my interpersonal interactions as a tool
>they don't really care

Hanging out with NTs is alright.

>>37684403
I don't understand. You're most certainly painting them as bad people like this.

>>37684529
I support this. You guys are supposed to be rare, so seeing you all together is quite awesome.

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Why is it that similarminds feels the need to ask which gender you are, first?

>"I-It's just collecting data, r-right? It wouldn't be altering the results to have less feelers, r-right?"

>>37684612
how and for what purpose could the results be impacted by gender in this scenario that you're concerned about?

>>37684590
Danke.

I've been getting a bit more healthy in the brain department recently, people tell me I'm charismatic.

Better than being called """deep""". Or """brooding""".

>>37684581
There's nothing necessarily wrong about putting yourself first. Everyone does it, whether they're willing to admit it or not. The difference is that Fes typically are more willing to pretend they're selfless because they operate based on groups and people whereas Fis can be more honest and open about that selfishness because they operate based on individuals and ideals.

>>37684627
Women have an almost 3:1 ratio of feelers:thinkers, I was wondering if it was possible that similarminds could be altering their results to be more favourable to women, to promote their site.

>>37684665
what? I follow the first part of your reply but how could altering their results make the site more promoted or favored by women? I want to understand this.

>>37682662
Yeah, if you can make sure she knows/thinks youre an honest and good human being i think it could. It's also important that you don't sperg about not having feelings or some other fedora issue, because they hate that. Besides that try to not be offensive if you absolutely don't need to(theyre easily hurt). basically dont come over as overly cold and you should be fine

>>37684612
Like that is even needed. There aren't even females on the internet! What is really needed is a hair on test measure. That determines how masculine you are and thus how much more likely that you are just an insane person in the woods who managed to steal a computer for the purposes of a MBTI test. This is of course necessary to ensure they can determine if you answered accurately or have zero idea what is going on and act like the Geico Caveman. Of course, if you have no hair on your chest, you are either gay or a swimmer who likes to be around the sea and thus is getting close to seamen. Either way, those people should be found to be the feelers.

>>37682765
Yeah, they usually ruined completely fine threads, but insulting/mocking them started fucking WW3's Hopefully this one can go without pointless INTJ bullshit.

>>37684649
You can be anything you want to be, anon, you are the social chameleon. Roads mean nothing to you, you can just jump over them. Just please don't be a dictator.

Why are xSTJs so insufferable

>>37684685
E.g. A lot of people like to think of themselves as "strategists" and "masterminds". If it revealed most people are basic bitches, it would be less favoured.

Just a curious thought on the site. Going to test it later.

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>>37684729
>Just please don't be a dictator.

>>37684724
I must argue ENTP could be a problem. They love to play devil's advocate and thus pretty much cause arguments on these threads even without there being a need for it. If anyone would provoke the INTJ in the first place, it was them, and so I feel they should be held accountable.

Sincerely,
a ENTP

>tfw very boring istp
I can see why people avoid me.

>>37684734
Si and Te seem to be narrowmindedness incarnate. I can report they get better as they get older, anyway.

>MBTI-type
ENFP

>Facial Expression
Always always always always smiling and laughing, people call me warm and energetic.


Is it the same as Maniac/a bit crazy?

>>37684750
So true. Bad stereotype memes are much closer to reality.

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>>37684706
If you've got a differing opinion to my post and want to state it, at least be upfront about it. Leaving an angry sarcastic rant doesn't exactly prove much to an anonymous imageboard.

>>37682765
>>37682808
>>37684724
The intj circlejerk begins. Hey can I be smart but lazy too?

>>37683735
I am a hopeless romantic. Everyone bases relationships off sex nowadays and it infuriates me. I don't like cringey romance mangas but I do enjoy how "pure" the romance is if that makes sense. It's innocent and fun, not based off hookups.

>>37684813
I dunno, it (and your post) proved a lot to me, anon.

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>>37684416
Similar but different here.

>INFJ
>adapt to most social situations
>well liked in group settings but especially strong in 1 on 1 conversations
>am often considered as a close friend or even a best friend
>feelings are almost never requited - almost feel detached from most people
>ironically the only thing i desire is mutual understanding
However,
>many of my close friends are sensors and T-types
>learning to appreciate immediate experiences as they happen
>"""just going with the flow""""

Still have yet to find that deep emotional connection with anyone really. But I can't blame anyone else for that. I am glad I'm rounding myself out a bit though. Still have to work on that sincerity.

>>37684785
>Always always always always smiling
>a bit crazy
You bet.

How can as an istp get gf and friends? how do you open more? am i fucked as an istp?

>>37684813
It proves everything! It proves you are either the type with no hair on your chest or the crazy madman in the woods. I wish to lean for the latter, in which case I admire the fact that you can take down giant elks from miles away with your crossbow.

See? I don't have to be angry, I can be quite friendly too. Have it your way, I say, and that is why I love Burger King. For they let me have it my way, your way, and everyone else's way.

>>37684837
Quit with the passive-aggressiveness and tell me what you want, Anon. Am I just being autistic, or what? I genuinely don't understand what you're getting at.

>>37684852
>How can as an istp get gf and friends?
Find them through mutual hobbies.
t. Istp

>>37684842
Is it? ;___; Maybe I exaggerated, I do not smile right now...but when I talk with people I always automatically smile

>>37684869
I want you to bear your soul on a basket weaving forum. The truth will set you free, anon.

>>37684891
>Is it? ;___; Maybe I exaggerated, I do not smile right now...but when I talk with people I always automatically smile
If you're female then its okay to smile everytime.

why do I get bullied for being intj on here
i didnt do anything wrong

>>37684915
So it's not considered to be crazy?

I made this thing as a refuge for INTJ retards like me.

discord dot gg / WkXsTuZ

Join or don't. If an INTJ discord already exists, point me in its general direction and this one goes into the trash. If not, join up and let's inflate each other's baseless sense of superiority.

>>37685012
>let's inflate each other's baseless sense of superiority
yeah no go fuck yourself with that

ENTP/INTP here
> loves lying
> anxious among people
> pro at manipulation
> cruel or false in strange situations
> hides behind a cartoon of myself
> can fake happiness
> abandoned by best mate, lonely since then.
> paranoid
> violent
> ambitious but knows that everything is meaningless so depressed
> never loved anything ( yes even pets, parents...)

This is normal?

>>37685059
U U
U U,
yes it is

>>37685053
You'd think with superior INTJ reasoning skills you'd easily catch on to sarcasm.

>>37685059
Sounds a lot like an ENTP I know.

You could still be INTP, though, I only know one and he's surprising well adjusted for an INTP.

>>37685075
plot twist: i'm not intj, i'm autist intp and thought you were being serious

>>37684971
>So it's not considered to be crazy?
like i've said if you're female then no.

>>37683735
Thought it was just me, at least if we're faggots we can be faggots together, anon

>>37685059
> never loved anything ( yes even pets, parents...)
This depresses me. I want to love. I desire to love. But I don't know how to have emotions. I can't feel bad when something bad happens to someone else, but I feel bad for sure if something bad happens to myself and want everyone else to feel it. I don't feel anything if it isn't directly connected to me. And I feel like a monster for being like that. I am great at faking emotions, nobody realizes I truthfully feel distant and am just forcing myself to care. Nobody knows how horrible of a person I am due to this, I am magnetic and lure people to me, but have zero idea how to handle people.

>>37685059
INFJ here. A lot of this is similar but:
>not violent
>no one has ever abandoned me

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What did they mean by this?

origISTP

>>37683735
I'm INTP and pretty much a romantic fag too, anon.

>>37685012
Fine I guess I'll just be in there alone then.

>>37685283
You'll have to gather a lot of people to have a functioning and active Discord for a type that's more asocial than most. You could easily be overrun by extroverts, so I'd come up with some careful planning.

I would join, but I'm an INFJ.

>>37685343
Especially if the ENTPs decide what they feel like doing is joining to play with some INTJs...

>>37682440

What is this about INFJs being fake? Thought they were supposed to be like a therapist type.

>>37685242
>doing 16meme test
atleast do the good one.

>>37685377
>therapists not being fake

Never had to go into therapy before? They're paid to listen to you.

>>37685343
I really wouldn't mind INFJs in there too. They're my favorite group. My least favorite is my own

>>37683409

Once you stop being an insecure little kid, you will unlock the true power of INFJ. Get in the head of everyone, see through everything they do. Know them better than themselves.

>>37685059
I am an INFJ and I feel like I could also relate to some points
> loves lying
I do lie often but they are mostly white lies, I always try to tell the truth if it is a drastic situation
> anxious among people
deep inside, people really do make me uncomfortable and I feel invaded by them, I don't open up to anyone except my family. I feel like most people are just ready to attack me or violate me any moment. I hide my anxiety with a very calm and confident exterior.
> pro at manipulation
I often get close to people simply to make them partake in my plans. For example, I was truly in love and obsessive and possessive of my ex and he had a female orbiter. I pretended to befriend the female orbiter just so she can get off his back. I even made her open up about her largest vulnerabilities and acted like I was a warm and understanding person, but guess what? It was all just an act I was putting up. Once my ex broke up with me, she still continued to orbit him and always sided with him instead. I then made her feel guilty about it and I made her suffer so very hard and I used her information to exploit her and all those connected to both my ex and her weaknesses
> cruel or false in strange situations
> hides behind a cartoon of myself
I have this very social and larger than life persona that I have once I step out of the house to see people. People have commented that I often act and look like a fictional character. On my own though, I don't act like this at all.
> can fake happiness
I often lie to myself that I am happy just to go through life but truly, I hardly ever feel genuinely happy at all. i pretend to be happy to appease my family so I will not worry them but inside, i just feel like I want to be murdered and just go to the next world already
>abandoned
I was abandoned multiple times in my life and I feel like the human race is truly a faulty species
> paranoid
> violent
my pain bottled up inside until I snap, I snapped , people left my school

>>37685410
I might join at some point later. I'm not as active, but if I'm welcomed there, might as well see what's up. Should be interesting.

hope thats a permalink cha got there

>>37683800

I think INFJ has a pretty neat power. They might be kinda detached from emotion. They tend to be very self-aware (in the sense they can see whey they feel what they feel), and can identify emotions easily in themselves and others. It's kinda hard to explain. It's like they rise above the constant conflict of most of the other types, who are governed by their emotions. The negative of this is, like we see other anons mention in this thread, they can be cold and sometimes manipulative.

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INTJ-A
How bad is it

I am confused. I am said to be a ENTP, but my wing is 6w5, which doesn't really correlate to ENTP at all.

>>37683735
fuck off i love romance manga. The fe within me yearns to learn how to deal with feelings of loneliness, and thus participates in romance manga to deal with an unreasonable penchant for wanting to be in a relationship.

>>37685541
Which test did you take? Also, are you confident in your wing type being 6w5?
The concept behind enneagram is less concise than the mbti since it draws more inspiration off of plato's triparte soul than any empirical study or theory. So whilst there is a correlation between certain MBTI and wing, it does not prove causation.

>>37685685
I feel pretty confident as it lacks all confidence. Essentially, it is a contradiction in itself, which pretty much describes me in a nutshell.

>>37685685
>https://www.eclecticenergies.com/enneagram/dotest.php
My mistake, forgot to add the test link

>>37682440
>INFP
>Eurofag
>No gun
HE SHALL TRY THE CAR GAS GAS GAS

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>Goofy and akwardish infp.
feels bad man

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>tfw no qt 3.14 INFP gf

intp here

question for infp: do you like to be dominated sexually?

know one who's really into getting smacked around, and wonder if she's just a freak or if it's a type thing

>fe's want fi doms
lol
best girl is an intp girl.

>>37685898
I do, but no idea of that's related to my type.

>>37685898
heck yes i like being dominated
being abused feels like love

INFP girl here AMA

>>37686196
who comes first? yourself, or others?

>>37684780
Probably, it likely is the fault of INTJ's being easily offended and autists loving to provoke reactions out of them. I don't think either party is clearly the guilty one. Although you could argue that the INTJ's intention is rather selfish

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I never participate in these threads and I don't even remember how I opened the tab but I wanted to know about my facial expression so I took the test. I know I'm a cunt and I don't care but how much of a cunt are ESTP's seen as?

>>37686267
However, if a party is intentionally provoking reactions and knowing the weaknesses of a INTJ, that is essentially similar to the kid who punches someone in school because he was bullied. Who was in the wrong? The school child was selfish for being bullied? I would rather say the bullies themselves are to blame because they did it with the intention of provoking and causing problems. It is malicious intent, which in turn means that they are to blame.

>>37686290
>I know I'm a cunt and I don't care
>how much of a cunt are ESTP's seen as?
Are all sensors brainlets?

>>37686256
Depends on the situation. For minor things especially when I'm forced to be around others usually them, I am nd at saying no and like to be helpful. For important things it'd usually be myself, though for people I really care about I usually put them first as well.

>be autistic intp
>finally accepted that i will never find someone to relate with
>non ironically making plans for to be an hero

>>37686317
>Knowing you're a cunt and people perceiving you as a cunt is the same thing
>Are they brainlets
I dunno you tell me faggot. I was tested at 140 IQ. wbu

>>37686359
And here you are anyways, posting on r9k. How's it feel to have failed life on easy mode and ended up here anyways doctor brainpower?

>>37686399
inb4 he just came here to laugh at you

>>37686399
>>37686408
I did come to this board to laugh. But I'm drunk so I thought I'd try talking to you sad cunts. I've got a fiance, a job, a house, studying law, a car, friends, blah blah blah.

No wonder nobody likes you cunts lmao

>>37686450
Why is everyone so mean?

t. Feelfag

>>37686450
>tfw it's really this predictable, every time

>>37686450
>pathetic attempt to make robots jealous
It actually sad.

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So is this good or bad? I don't know what the stereotypical robot one is.

>>37686469
>>37686473
>>37686486
Holy shit. All within a minute of each other

>>37686469
How am I being mean? Was I replying to you? You don't sound like one of those bitter cunts

>>37686486
Nobody cares if you're jealous though. Nobody looks good saying the loser wants to be him. Cmon now

>>37686450
>fiance while still studying
>believes real friends actually exist
>140IQ
:thinking:

>>37686531
It's just well-crafted bait. You'd have be pretty stupid to brag on this board.

>>37686530
>No wonder nobody likes you cunts lmao
Seems pretty mean. I wasn't part of the conversation, needlessly hostile conversations just make me sad because I'm a huge faggot

>>37686517
IN(F/T)P is the robot type. Welcome home/to hell, etc etc

>>37686619
Mate, I'm just talking about the general pissy robot who is bitter at the world because of his own failings. There are two types of robots from what I've seen: those who were picked on for no reason to feed some sad cunts ego and those who are just genuinely pieces of shit with horrid personalities who deserve the shit they get. I'd invite out a robot who was needlessly picked on anytime.

>>37686196
>INFP girl here AMA
Do you keep a diary? What kind of guys are you into?

>>37682440
WHAT A FUCKING INTERESTING THREAD THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONTRIBUTION

>>37686773
WHAT A FUCKING INTERESTING COMMENT THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONTRIBUTION

>>37686196
Do you like INTP males?

>>37685515
>100% thinking
>100% judging

Are you autistic?

>>37686313
Like I said, I don't think you can lay the responsibilty at one party here. However, the difference with your analogy isn't really the intent, but the effects. The ENTP's in this case, want to provoke a reaction, as INTJ's can get more easily butthurt than average. The fundamental difference with your school bully analogy is the fact that the worst case here, is that some feelings get hurt, but at school its a systematic form of abuse that has actual effects on your mental(and i guess physical) health

>>37686352
Wait, you claim you're an INTP, but you plan to kill yourself because you dont get meaningful social interaction? Doesn't seem very INTP-like desu. But what makes you think no one ''will ever understand'' you?

Intj female here dating an enfp... any advice or experience? I like how outgoing and likeable he is, everyone loves him and he's so positive but he's not as smart as I'd like him to be. (Like my exs, friends, this is my first normie) I explain so many things to him and tease him (call him stupid very often) and he gets extremely emotional in discussions (he calls them arguments) I wish he could just talk without getting heated. Debate not fight and try to make a dramatic exit. I never loved before but I'm getting close with this guy, I want to care and let go of my judgments and start going with the flow, I have beem using him for sex since August.

>>37686830
nobody likes INTP males, anon

>t.INTP

>>37686898
>I have beem using him for sex since August.
Fucking whore.

>>37686890
we're still people. We still feel stuff, we are just not good at understanding our (and other's) feelings. I'm not that anon, but I feel the same.

>>37686865
>as INTJ's can get more easily butthurt than average

That's only reddit-tier highschool INTJs who post on r/atheism unironically. Older INTJs don't give a damn about what some faggot on the internet is saying about them. In fact, INTJ is perhaps the only type that can go toe-to-toe with ENTP on a bantz-off.

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>be istp
>casually mention some coworker I shoot guns in my free time
>hr sends me for psychological evaluation to make sure I won't shoot up the office

>>37686890
the last two things weren't directly related but I can see how you would make that assumption. sorry for the confusion.

>>37686865
But, if the INTJ was to take everything personal, as they would due to being super sensitive, would that not cause them to cause a toll on their mental health and thus be seen as a system of abuse? The bullies wish to provoke a reaction as well. There is such a thing as cyber-bullying.

>>37686986
Yeah, np, but what makes me think that no one will ever relate to you? I'm INTP too, but these threads regularly see posts that I suspect are describing me.

>>37686946
This just comes off as being heavily defensive, like you are trying to cover up your hurt. Please, stop being hurt, we don't want you to burst a vein on our account.

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>>37686898
Females cannot be robots: the post.

>>37686290
So is nobody going to tell me how ESTPs are perceived? I'm assuming with envy and jealousy due to this sad cunt >>37686399 but that doesn't explain why

>>37686918
Rape me faggot, or let me ;)

>>37686764
I've tried to but always get bored of it and end up doodling in it and jotting down notes and ideas. Don't know, I've only ever liked a guy once.

>>37686830
They seem like good people.

>>37687045
Oh cmon, your'e literally defending that people are wrong to hurt someones feelings? On fucking 4chan? Anyone above the age of 16 should understand that words from strangers on the internet shouldn't be taken seriously. Try to evalute the durability of an argument before defending it for the sake of it

>>37687156
Cmon daddy, be original

I'm an INTP

But my head is a mess. I don't understand who I am or why am I here.
I don't think I have a personality or if I have its deep within me. It's like my shadow is in charge of me.
I live like I am not myself, like living through a persona.

I believe and have diametrically different views like I am a white supremacist and still I like some black people and I am friends with them, I am homofobic and supportive of traditional family roles but I feel sexually attracted to some men (despite preferring women).

This creates a lot of problems to me I am too weak too actually try something intimate with someone and I find myself aloof, drifting randomly through life.

My life is struggle against my self. How can be someone with this mess of a mind? I have lived more than a quarter of my life and I don't know shit about myself

>>37687201
>Don't know, I've only ever liked a guy once.
What was he like?

>>37687078
>but what makes me think
what? how should i know? i'm actually confused now.

>>37687247
Well, we had pretty similar hobbies and interests (giant weebs). He's a NEET and was living with his parents. Very introverted, artistic. Super autistic about organization and cleanliness. He was a lot less expressive than me but still pretty sensitive/emotional. He's a really nice person and has this quality about him that made him really good at teaching or explaining things. When he's interested in something he'd talk about it a lot, and he would always go above and beyond to help with things he could have just done in a simpler/easier way.

This 's kind of embarrassing to type.

>>37685121
Lolz I don't feel like a monster. I just don't care about the people around me. They are dull and often shallow as a Stacy.
> still bit narcissistic around people/self hatred level suicidal when alone
> Awkward
> shy
> doesn't know how to talk honestly and form a significant bond

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>>37687232
Are you me?
Orig

>>37687232
It really resonates with me, I also had/have this feeling of being absolutely personalityless. It just seemed that what I do isn't who I truly am. Also most of my political opinions were straight from /pol/. Like nothing about me was inherently ''mine'.
But have you ever tried systematically figuring it out? I'm currently doing just that. Like writing everything I did, felt, thought down, and analysing every single move and intention. I'm truly hoping to discover what is in me and what my inner desire truly is. I'm not sure if this will help, but just living and sometimes randomly thinking about your purpose isn't the right answer I think(but at this point im assuming too much about you)

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>>37687319
Goddamnit, I should re-read my posts before I press submit. I was trying to say what makes you think
>finally accepted that i will never find someone to relate with
?

>>37686898
>girls calling guys stupid and belittling their intelligence
Exactly my fetish. Too bad I'm to smart too realistically meet women all that much smarter than me.

>>37687594
you mean too bad you're too dumb to meet women smarter than you

>>37687462

I have thought about that. Writing down everything in my mind and hopefully it would be easier to make sense out of my head. I am a lot more coherent when writing down. But I am much too lazy.

Don't know about you but out of these feelings I have grown interest in psychology and philosophy something that would be unthinkable some years ago. And I am actually thinking of studying something related whenever I get a job and some money

>>37687630
No, this doesn't even make sense. You might have been going for "too dumb to realize when women are smarter than you", but as it is this post is just an embarrassment.

>>37687232
> white supremacist and still like some black people
Sometimes I feel like that but then I remember that not everyone is the same. I mean there must be lots of nice black guys and girls but that doesn't means that people always focus on bad things and often they're right

>>37687696
no idiot i meant what i said. you're too dumb to meet women smarter than you. you don't know where to find them or how to talk to them.

>>37687668
It's the only way, I feel. If you don't get an idea of who you truly are, and I think more importantly, what you desire in life, what the fuck is your purpose? Just doing whatever society wants? I think, if you just do what seems the easiest or most conveniet, why would you bother living? Just for pleasures?
Yeah, weird, I've recently started reading Kant, and getting interested into MBTI, funny actually.

>>37687594
or too irrational to recognize intelligence in others

>>37687718
You're wrong. I know from university classes that I'm smarter than almost every girl I've met, even when the girls I talk to are well above average in terms of intelligence. Believe me, I would love for a woman to make me feel like an idiot, but it probably isn't going to happen.

>>37687801
>I've met
you have an astonishing density
think really really hard with your university class brain about what i'm trying to convey here faggot

>>37687823
No.

I'm a smart boy. I go to a good school and got a 2300 SAT. I may not meet female members of MENSA, or lead researchers in physics, but come on now. I will never, EVER find a really condescending girl who makes me feel stupid, they're just too rare to reasonably expect

>>37687792
Lol Kant is a meme. Read Camus, Nietzsche...

>>37687928
Think that maybe your intelligent girl already killed herself

>>37687942
This is the most disgusted I've ever been.

Never say something like that to me again.

>>37687942
Eh, im just getting into it. And besides that, im actually more interested in metaphsyics now then into actual philosophy so fuck off cunt
>Nietschze
should say enough

>>37687968
Maybe. Smart girls unfortunately tend to feel like intelligence is intimidating rather than attractive, when I find it the absolute sexiest trait a girl can have.

>>37687928
Well girls like brains, so you can bang them with your brains and have them make you feel like shit.

>>37684874
Also istp, i have very few things I consider a hobby, and I don't think I'll be able to find any qt girls at any of them

>>37687928
Holy shit. OK. Forget I said anything, you genuinely don't get it lol

>>37688173
Please explain to me what you mean. I'm too slow or autistic to follow

>>37687202
While you are quite correct that the words of strangers cannot be taken seriously, you are not an INTJ and thus not the main target. Our teasing usually is impersonal, calling each other a faggot without really knowing about the other person. But when it becomes more personal, such as an INTJ with defined character traits that can be looked up and taken apart, suddenly the game changes. Suddenly we are exploiting weaknesses, hurting the individuals, and no longer just teasing someone for some small post. MBTI types reveal a lot about the person, a lot more than could be seen in a thread.

>>37687668
Mate, if your motivation is just ''I'm too lazy", I think you absolutely have to make one exception for this. Just imagine how it would be having an actual purpose, being driven, having motivation to achieve that purpose. And it's not like you need to do much for it. Just make sense out of your actions, figure out your motivations, deduce what you truly want and finally conclude what want and what you should be achieving. Basically systematically /sortyourselfoutkid/

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>tfw istp and enjoy arguing/debating with people to get their point of view but nobody else I know doesn't get mad when you question their worldviews

>>37687990
>>37688016

Not him, but, is it because im an INTJ that im triggered so hard?

D-don't ever say Nietzsche is b-bad !...plz

>>37687372
I want to scare about Stacy at this point. I just want to know what it is like to love. It stinks to befriend someone, have them die, and you don't even shed a tear. It stinks when one of your parents die and you cannot cry at their funeral, even though you want to, because you truthfully feel nothing. I am a terrible person because I don't care and I don't even know why I don't care.

I believe I am a narcissist, which doesn't make me feel better. But you are quite right, either I believe I am better than everyone when around them or become heavily self loathing when alone.

I am awkward, but not shy. I don't know how to shut up. I am the type who will scream "Apples" in your face over and over because I felt come compulsion to do it just to prove to myself that I had the ability to do such. I like to talk, but nobody has any idea what I am talking about, and I usually forget what the point of what I was saying was.

I try to be honest. I have no idea if I am or not, I am living my life by faking emotions. I try to talk to people, but we don't share anything in common. I get friends easily, but it feels like nobody understands me and I am just talking to cardboard figurines. I say something, they say "lol", I have to come up with something else. Or they say something, I say lol, and panic and try to think of something else to say. Usually that is when I say something random people don't get like "I wonder what would happen if a tree fell" or "I forget what I ate this morning. Can you help me guess?"

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>>37688377
He's the robot god.
> probably fucked a slut to lose his v card
>basically neet
> died early
> girls through that his facial hair was ugly and weird

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>>37688359
ENTP here man. Don't worry, you're not alone.

>>37688433
Same anon we should marry.
But I don't feel this necessity to be able to love someone I mean what if you don't love your parents because they are shit? Or you don't care about your friends because they are fake ?

>>37688359
>>tfw istp and enjoy arguing/debating with people to get their point of view but nobody else I know doesn't get mad when you question their worldviews
You're probably INTP.

>>37688558
Or maybe you can't love anyone because of your high standards lol

>>37688558
Laughs, I would be intolerable in marriage.

Actually, the thing is that I find my parents great. I find friends great, at least until they distance from me. I enjoy people, at least when it is not overbearing. If not left alone for a bit, I start to snap.

But, though they are great, I don't really feel anything for them beyond that. When I compliment someone, the best I got is "You are amazing". I basically just repeat that a lot. I try to make everything sound emotional. Sadly, I just have no idea how to express it any more than I am. I also don't truly feel any emotions that I feel I should probably be feeling. Perhaps nobody else feels things, but the way people make it sound it sounds like it physically affects them, so truly feeling nothing inside and having to think about something upsetting to me so I can produce a few tears is pretty bothersome. Those around me deserve more, but I have nothing to give.

>>37686908
well fug, that sucks

>>37687358
Doesnt look that you've been sexually attracted to him

>>37688835
Of course I am, what does that mean?

>>37688746
Wow never been in that kind of situation. Idk what to say. Maybe enjoy your parents and friends? They're going to leave/die anyway so enjoy their company while it lasts

>>37682440
I'm ISFJ and people usually think I'm pissed off.

I'm apparently the most cynical ISFJ in the world.

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>>37685059
I'm INTP and I can't lie unless it's something of no importance or if I need to defend myself against great consequences. I've always been aware of karma.

>>37682591
im istp too and ive gotten this shit too

little to they know when im alone my face is mostly laughing/having fun because of stupid shit i find on the internet

and dont u care all me a normie im 26 kv

>>37688359
>>37688359
ur intp, boyo

istp = does not enjoy arguing

>>37688983
Karma is like the tooth fairy or communism plz anon grow up

>>37688983
>>37689258
Not in a "karma" sense, but my mindset tends to follow the idea that when I treat others well they should treat me well too. Kind of a golden rule mindset

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>>37689258
lol good goy
I believe modern psychology has another word for karma
but it's been known for thousands for years

>>37689180
Can INFPs enjoy arguing?

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> Tfw INTP with many INTP friends

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>>37684514
>Do you have constant power fantasies too?

Yes, I need control, but one thing Ive learned is control of yourself will lead to external control. You can be more dominating with a level head. I used to think manipulative aggression would subdue any opposition. I was wrong. It makes you look weak.

>Utter disgrace
>Im still making progress
>I will win

>>37689321
Ah an idealist... you know that most people don't care about that? And they'll hurt you anon

>>37687232
I'm willing to bet many white supremacists like at least one black person (actor, some friend, whatever) and everyone who touts traditional family values was once before infatuated by the same sex

But they will deny this because it doesn't fit with the persona they have built. Because for the vast majority of people their opinions define their personality and that's why they'll get mad when you challenge those. Reality serves them whereas INTPs serve Reality. INTPs are merely spokespersons for Reality, the poor bullied mistress

What is personality anyway? It's just the way you react to external events...
This is really hard to put into words for some reason - this is really pissing me off because it makes complete sense in my head. I'm just going to write it down unfiltered:

Imagine you have a computer program that spits out some output when you feed it numbers. Or like a vending machine that dispenses drink of choice when you press the correct buttons. But having a personality means you have finite ways of reacting. It's like deliberately confining yourself. When you have no personality you can always react in accordance to the specific problem you are currently facing. I guess that's why INTPs always think so long about stuff because other people just use the closest appropriate personality shortcut ("this makes me angry so I'll press the 'shout loudly' button and be done with it"). That's why you shouldn't worry too much about not having a personality I think.

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>>37682555
Isn't eminem an ISTP?

>>37684780
You're fucking retarded, buddy, there's absolutely nothing wrong with ENTPs. We don't argue with anyone and you're a retard for thinking so. Do you even have any proofs? Fucking debate me faggot. Derail this thread right now motherfucker

>>37689780
Solid bait my good friend

>>37689321
>setting up manufactured value structures that no one else follows

YUP, CHECKS OUT.

Also,

>if I'm nice to a girl, she'll return my romantic attraction right?

is similar. Very easy for xNTPs to fall into because it fucking makes sense without the context that you gain later on.

>pretty sure enfp
>a fucking loser in many ways
??

INFJ male here, INFJ women are shit tier.

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INTJ LGBT Juggalo here

>>37690291
how come can you say that of your same personality trait?

Who else /INFP/ and gay?

>>37683590
Your social engineering game is on point bro

resident ENTPfag here, any other losers want to talk about the ultimate "me, an intellectual" personality type?

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any studies with MBTI and relationships?
seems like you are doomed to die alone as an intp because of your heavy autism
what types go the best with ITNP men?

>>37689321
Anon, I truly understand your fight. You really want to do good, but whenever you bring this up everyone mocks you, saying you are young and idealistic and that "you'll grow up one day" and it hurts. They are right. Treating others well is pointless and brings you nothing but disappointment as others will simply exploit your kindness. There is no reason you should bother.

Why do you think people like Francis of Assisi are held in such high regard? How come there are so few people like him? I'll let you answer those questions yourself.

I will never be as good as him. But I can always try to be the best person for myself. And you should too.

Or you can take the easy road. It will probably make you much happier.

>>37690370
Because people act like they're goddesses, it's more to do with the way people treat them when in reality most of them have unresolved issues they desperately try to hide but with females it's expected but people act like it's not so they end up with a lot of orbiters fueling the flames. INFJ males don't get that, normals like me but I highly doubt any female would consider me their oneitus. Basically perceived gender roles change it, the same with ENTP. INFP girls are much better in this regard, they're less intense but really understanding and I really want to hug them.

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>tfw INTP
>tfw employer is what I suspect to be ISFJ or ESFJ
>our conversations are always awkward as fuck because we both obviously use a fake nice happy facade

well maybe she doesnt but I do

>intp
>no interest in education or science or physics and feel really dumb

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>>37690977
I'm only interested in science and physics when I get to know their metaphysical/spiritual implications (the way natural phenomenons should be taught to begin with)
watch this : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJgkaU08VvY

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Being ISTP is a good feel

>tfw painting

>>37691087
fuck off you pseud

>>37691220
what? retard

>>37691129
Why the trap tho? u gay?

>>37683202
i want to express my appreciation for your wonderful little piece of poetry because i find it humorous as it expresses the basic mbti function terms while still conveying the feeling of an hypothetical real life situation that doesn't dismiss the idea of female behavior that i have formed in my head as a consequence of past experiences made via interaction with other people and by casually perceiving information they provide in a number of ways but mostly by observing how they act with others and how they choose to make a decision instead of another one

>>37690397
/INFP/ and "bi" reporting in

The only women i would like to fuck is my female clone.

*INTP-T in MBTI and ILI in socionics*

>>37691898
Same here but why quotation marks?

>>37692704
Loneliness and pornography has made me unsure of my own sexuality.

>>37692774
Seems common on here. Traps/futa? Or did you cross the border into twinks and beyond?

>>37692816
My fetishes sprawled out into exceptionally bizarre stuff by the time I was twelve. I can jack off to almost anything.

>>37692870
What can't you jack off to?

>>37692882
Gore by itself. As far as anything being overwhelmingly repellent, there's nothing.

>>37692902
Could you jack to someone eating diarrhea out of a toilet, vomiting it, and eating the vomit?

>>37692923
Diarrhea might be tough, but scat generally is a turn on, same with vomit

I'm really not proud

>>37692955
What about family members, not the idea of incest but specifically your parents?

>>37692981
To add to that, extreme ages? Infants, or even babies still developing inside the womb? Messy childbirth? And also the extremely elderly?

How about landwhales?

What about literal whales, would it turn you on to fuck a whales blowhole?

I'm taking this as a challenge.

>>37684514
Yes brah

What kind of power fantasies do you have? Mine are a little different from your usual ENTJ. I sometimes fantasize about being a gangster

Who else here is a humble ESTP??

>>37682440
>tfw istj

and pretty spot on, i dont have emotion

>>37690717
Not INFJ but the same shit happens with ENTJ women

When the true patrician type is INTJ and ISFP

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>>37688948
ISFJ here
I always act smiley and all because I want to show that I care about others around me and/or the one I'm talking to, but man it's really tiring after a while and I don't feel like myself when I do it
So you're probably better off like that than having to fake it

>>37693078
Yes you do. You feel angry when no one studies the same wagecuck degree than your cuck ass

Why do INFPs pretend to be cold?

>>37692981
I don't fantasize about my parents, I'm not sure if I could masturbate to them.

>>37693025
>extreme ages
Old people yes, babies no. I avoid any remotely pedo stuff. Used to fantasize about being a nurse in a nursing home and giving old guys Cialis

>Messy childbirth
To some degree

>landwhales
Big turn on

>literal whales
Ehh, not necessarily, it would be neutral. Bestiality generally is a big plus

>>37693331
It tears me up way too much when I'm warm with people and they come to dislike me.

>>37693371
What's the lowest age you'll go for?

>>37693410
18. I have no interest whatever in developing into a pedophile in order to find my "boundaries". That would be a terrible decision. I'm sure plenty of pedos and lolicons are alright people, I just think it would suck to be one.

>>37684542
It's obvious if you actually observe them

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>>37684332
Honestly, it bothered me so much that I had to send her a private message asking about him. She said they don't talk much anymore, but that he has a new girlfriend and is happy. I hope that the guy's family and friends hate her forever and that she's plagued by guilt until the day she dies, though.

>>37684838
>>feelings are almost never requited - almost feel detached from most people
i know this feel so well. i've had two people tell me i was there best friend and my first internal thought was 'what? lol'. i didn't feel that close to them at all.

i think this is why a lot of INFJ wonder if they are sociopaths.

>>37693490
Makes sense. Well I'm way less degenerate than you but I'm also a lolicon. Past hebe age range doesn't turn me on though, and I mostly like lolis in 2D anyway. I think 18 is a bit of a silly arbitrary age personally, since most females reach sexual maturity at 15 or 16, but your position is understandable

>>37683409
Fuck you my oneitis is INFJ and just like this

>>37693610
No judgement, I actually have a fetish for pedo guys. I find it cute in a pathetic sort of way, it makes me want to dominate and belittle them over it.

>>37693132
my plans is to be a neet after im done with studying though and live on my countrys tax money as social security is pretty good here, i don't like working tbqh

why would i be mad

>>37693667
You mean that she changes the subject whenever you bring up a relationship?

I used to be the only INFJ in these threads where the FUCK did all of these pretenders come from
you're cramping my style you fucking nu-fags

>>37690263

At least you make a lot of friends naturally. Or, you make people think you're their friend because of how you behave naturally, then suddenly they find your contact info and won't leave you alone.

>>37693884
what are you talking about? infj love online communities. i'm on an eating disorder forum and like half the board is infj

>>37694116
Mistypes. INFJs are way overrepresented on the internet. I'd bet that's the case here too.

>>37694157
not really. idk sorry you're not in a special club

>>37694331
Your reply just proves my point. INFJs are seen as special. Everyone wants to be special, especially people with eating disorders.

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>>37682440
feelsbadman

whats the ideal oneitis for me?

I'm like IST solid and then usually like 48/52 on J or P depending on mood probably. I'm a boring KV into my late 20s so it's worked out great.

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>>37693031
ENTJ-A reporting in

"Heh, nothing personal kiddo"

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>tfw ISTP/INTP hybrid

>>37694356
INFPs are supposed to like INFJs and ENFJs for some reason.

>>37694354
you might have a point about ED people pretending to be special, but i mean everyone takes the same test

Infp

>haha anon you're always so happy
>you're such a funny guy
>you're fun to hang out with
>how are you do happy all the time??

Haha yeah... ;_;

>INTP
>interact with people
>overdo something (banter, emotions, focus on one topic)
>people get mad
>remember why I don't talk to people

>>37694595
Here
>>37694629
I love it when people do stuff like that. I don't wanna talk about basic shit. I wanna talk about people who will take shit to the limit. The truth is we'll probably die alone. No connection to other people because we can tell they're retarded and just interested in basic shit.
*tips fedora*
*enlightened by his own intelligence*

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>>37694726
I especially hate getting into an argument here with someone who starts getting more and more retarded, and then being told I "fell for the bait". So basically it was my fault for wanting to discuss shit. This attitude is cancerous as fuck.
One more thread to close, one more friend to ghost. It used to hurt.

>>37694766
Same guy here. That's why I never try to have an honest discussion on 4chan. My whole life is an amalgam of memes and superficial observations. As soon as someone starts getting retarded I just stop replying. I'm not gonna give them the satisfaction of "baiting" me.

>>37694810
It's all so tiring. All human life is memes and nothing else. You have to know about meme sports, meme fashion, meme movies, no matter whether they're fun or not.
Who taught us that you could talk to people? They were so wrong.

>>37686656
My entire life I thought I was a fucking normie. I had plenty of close friends and even managed to get a qt gf... But then high-school ended and I realized I only ever had friends because we were always in such close proximity.... I hate this life anon

>>37694853
Ride the memes till suicide. There's no other way. I'm not even joking. Suicide is no big deal. You/I don't matter in the grand scheme. Your family doesn't matter. As long as you can do it painlessly then it's the best choice.

>>37694913
This is the worst. As INP, you either feel so threatened by the others that you fall into depression, or you feel so disappointed by the others that you fall into cynicism.
This is why I play videogames.

>>37689372
Probably, I enjoy arguing and I'm infp.

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>>37694853
>All human life is memes and nothing else.

It is to a degree, there is some genuity to human interaction, but you have to make it genuine. You actually need to want to participate. You have to want to be there. You know your perception of everything is the world. The world only exists because you do.

DAAAMMMNNNN

>>37694938
The problem is that it wont work forever. You are forced to interact with others for your survival. Each day a grind and a nightmare.

>>37694535
>that smug pepe

How many layers of smugness are you on?

>>37694976
>The world only exists because you do.
That's some meme tier reasoning. I'm sure you don't believe it either.
>>37694938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wB6QpX5KIAk
You might like this.

>>37695009
A lot man, but Im right.