you think you have it hard?

>>37679907
Why didn't you just pull the fridge forward and pick it up with a bag or a dustpan or something and throw it out? You DON'T have it hard, you're just dumb.

>>37679929
How dare you insist I move I am not lower class scum

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>>37679929
I called the cleaning company to do that for me

I am leaving my keys to them and getting the fuck out as soon as possible

the amount of disgust I felt when I found out can not be compared with anything in this world

>>37679954
>I called the cleaning company to do that for me
Wow, yeah you really do lead a hard life. Allow me to play for you a sad song on my invisible violin.

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>>37679968
fuck you I cant control my feelings

>>37679954
pathetic. Fucking mouse cucked you out of your home.

>>37679954
It's good that you decided to do something about it anon.
I personally would grab few plastic bags and take the mouse out, then I would clean the fridge with alcohol and strong detergents.
Remember to throw out everything in the fridge anon.

>mouse tries his best to live a good mouse life
>dies cold and alone behind a fridge
>OP tries his best to be an utterly useless piece of shit
>gets to live on long after the mouse

Life is not fair

>>37679907
Just climb behind the fridge with the dead mouse and stay there till you die

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>>37679907
You fucking pussy.
I live with rats.
My home is an airport hangar.

>>37680055
Cold? Are you fucking stupid? He probably overheated from the radiator.

>>37680251
it's for added impact you knob

>>37680296
I'll impact your skull against the curb if you don't shut the fuck up

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i had a squirrel die in the wall of my closet

the way the room is we could not get into the wall to retrieve it

i had to let it sit there and fill my entire room with a noxious stench, literally staining my clothes with the foul fumes even worse than cigarette smoke would

i had to wait for it to entirely decay, turn to a pile of bones, and just stop stinking

that's all i could do

>>37680080
Mmooaarr

>>37680469
LOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLwhere did u sleep???

>>37680469
I was wondering could this decaying smell have a bad impact on health?

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>>37680577
Ask and you shall recieve

>>37680737
Close up of rats plz

>>37680596
Maybe on psychological health of mammals.

Cadavarin or whatever is a hell of a substance. Corpses actually produce a unique substance in death that gives the unique smell.

>>37680737
Are those piss bottles? Why is your urine so dark, it's almost dark brown/black...

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>>37680758
>>37680794
Tried searching for them but i must have scared them.
Anyway my piss is dark because its old as fuck.
The newer ones are more light

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>>37679907
>there is a dead mouse behind my fridge

Stop living like a disgusting manchild, this is your own fault.

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>>37680830
Heres a side view of the piss bin

>>37680830
why would u do that?

>>37680848
That probably counts as some kind of chemical weapon by now, imagine a cart full of piss bottles hurtling towards you at top speed... Where do you poop?

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>>37680876
Eh if i have no time to run to the bathroom a few rows down i shit in a bag and throw it in the garbage.
I use the middle hole of the stool in pic related (no pun intended) as a sort of seat and place the bag there.
Obviously this requires me to flip it 90 degrees .

>>37680923
Hows insanity treating you

>>37680923
What are all the papers on the wall and on the table? Is it your secret plan?

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>>37679907

>can hear a huge rat in kitchen and walls
>can hear it making a nest in the bricked up fireplace
>It doesn't fall for any traps
>can hear it get onto counters during the night
>try and catch it but it just goes silent when it hears 1 foot touch the ground
>come down stairs to find counter covered in droppings this time and hole going through my loaf of bread
>ate the cheese and peanut butter of the traps
>seems to know how other traps work

>>37681029
You need to fuck this rat

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>>37680960
Its going pretty well, weed anime and vidya keeps me sane.
It feels kind of enjoyable to be a filthy degenerate.
Im one of the chosen few meant to live this way.
Atleast thats what i think.
>>37681009
Reminders, news paper clippings of habbening some recent others old, a few brain storm charts that connect jewish propaganda to the degeration of wester society.
You know shit like that.

>>37681080
I'm really curious to know what you look like.. I imagine you as some kind of elusive moleman crawling through underground tunnels.

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>>37681092
If you find out my identity i suppose it wouldnt really matter.
Not like i care about much nowadays.

>>37681029
holy shit you just reminded me of my childhood days when my dad got furious as well, and borrowed his brother's cat just for this job

he got so angry he drilled a huge hole in the wall, let the cat lose one night, and the next morning the rat was lying dead on the kitchen's floor

cats are seriously alpha for this

>>37681114
you look fine why do you feel depressed anon?

>>37679907
We had some boiled potatoes fall behind a furniture.

I didn't pick it up because I figured someone else would.

After a week I thought fuck it, lets just enjoy the natural experiment.

After a month they stopped rotting and were just pieces of what looks like a shrivelled and dried rock like things.

They've been there untouched for half a year by now.

I also had black mold on the toothbrush I used daily for years until it broke in half.

>>37681171
I would rather not go into it.
My life is really long and just deppressing in the boring kind of way.
Ill just say that i never caught a break.
Madness has surrounded me my entire life and it was ceaseless, never ending.
Now that i can get high and be by myself the majority of the time i can atleast be...not happy, but content.

>>37681114
You remind me of the guy in JA2 who takes care of the aeroplanes/chopper. Or even the ground crew guy out of diehard 2

>>37681196
how do you afford your lifestyle? do you have some kind of savings or social security (assuming you live in the US)

>>37681210
I work 4 hours a day 4 times a week bagging rich old peoples groceries.
I have to drive kinda far for work, but its such a nice comfy area that its worth it.
I also rake in NEETbux every month because of "mental disorders".
They are diagnosed officially (some of them anyway) but as to the reason why?
Probably my upbringing.
That and some family genetics.

>>37681114
Do you like fat girls?

>>37681345
I like 2D

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>>37679983
yes you can
only weak men believe otherwise

>>37681364
No but really. Imagine working your 4 hour comfy job at a gas station instead in a small town in the middle of farm land. Very peaceful. The town is full of pot heads and quiet yet "happening". You work at the gas station with some cool dudes, all who smoke weed and one of them being the major dab seller for the town. You come home an apartment that is split with your bbw gf who works 8 hours. Everything in the town is within walking distance. She comes home and gives you the biggest cuddle hug on the couch and tells you about her day while you tell her about yours as she's snuggled up all warm and squishy feeling against you as she packs a bowl for the both of you. She pays most of the bills as she works full time, you just pay a select cheap few to help out. She cooks and cleans for you, let's you fuck her as hard as you want and when you want. She's into kinky shit and at the end of the day you and all of you guys friends can sit and chill and smoke. Most of the friends being awkward neet tier gamers.