The Opportunity Was Right in Front of Me

>>37679797
Nobody cares, normie. get out

>>37679815
You are absolutely retarded, aren't you?

>>37679797
That's pretty hot OP.

What does your bitch look like?

>>37679797
At first I thought this was bait, but then I read it again.

Now I'm uncomfortable.

>>37679909
She's got the prettiest brown hair, it's really gorgeous. Used to have the prettiest blue eyes, too. Back when she was still on the tit.

>>37680002
lul guys he is actually talking about a dog. man this is so funny. he really got us. glad this is the quality posts that this board has come to expect sage

>>37680077
>OP Describes hot sex with qt gf.
>"I bet she's a d-dog. She's probably ugly."

You have low self-esteem. We get it.

>>37680002
I can't even imagine.
>qt sucking peanut butter off your dick
>looks up at you with baby blues.
I'd nut so hard my dude.

>>37680118
>doggystyle
>doesn't say anything but excitedly follows me to the kitchen
>she wolfs it down
>puppy-dog eyes
>mount that bitch
>she barks
>she's got the prettiest brown hair

Reread the entire thing as if it was about fucking a dog and it will suddenly make sense

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>>37680118
>not knowing Shou Tucker

>>37680077
>sage
Jesus fuck thats a relic from an era gone by

Remember kids, it goes in every field.