Appears behind you
"hey dad"
What do
I've never had sex in my life.
Who the fuck are you
I'm half-Asian, the odds of me having a child who looks like that are slim to nil.
>>37678633
Not impossible though, origijaly
Are you from the future ? Does that mean I get to have sex someday?
>>37678659
I suppose not since my dad has blonde hair and blue eyes (and a jew-fro), I'd still demand a paternity test though.
>teleports behind him
Nothing personal kid
>>37678623
>Blonde hair
Did she have sex with someone and then send you to make me feel bad?