I'm so lonely. I've literally never been cuddled before.

>>37677602
Me either anon. Never cuddled. Never kissed. Turning 26 this year.

I can't even imagine cuddling with a girl, is it just laying in bed together? It sounds really nice, I think I'd prefer it to sex, but I can't imagine ever having sex either.

>>37677648
It's like a hug around her waist, from behind her, that doesn't end until you wake up or get hard.

lets meet up and hug for ten hours

I've cuddled before. I was I think 13, it was before I hit puberty hard and my face was still cute. It was literally the best thing I've ever felt.

There are "professional cuddle" services where its like hiring a prostitute but you just hug in your underwear no sex and its totally legal outside Nevada.

>>37677744
That would just make me more sad

>>37677775
why? You know women don't actually love you but physical contact still feels good and is healthy for you.

>>37677744
I hate living in a society where woman can get paid just to lay in bed for an hour.

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>>37677602
>tfw I was supposed to meet my hooker tonight and she stood me up
>i was looking forward more to that warm embrace than the sex
i need my oxytocin fix. its been over 3 months since i've been touched by another person reeeeee

its just a temperature difference and sharing a bed with a creature slighly more intellegent than your dog

cuddle with your dog

>>37677980
I've come to terms with the fact that is the way it is, its not fair or just, but fact is that women are valuable just for their bodies while most women only value men for what they can do for her. I'm beyond the point where I feel resentful towards women for utilizing their sensual capital, I just accept that is reality and there's nothing I can do about it.

Spending $50 a week on lottery tickets feels like a better waste of money than paying a cuddle escort, but if I won the lottery and had money to burn, I'd be okay with paying to use women as cuddle objects

>>37678054
I want a dog badly

>>37678016
I get my oxytocin fix by rubbing this stuff on my face and chest

>>37677602
Cuddle your pillow OP, trust me it's better than a female because it doesn't emit heat

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>>37678090
but dogs don't have boobs
>>37678095
forgot pic. Roman chamomile is also a great oil to use to get your fix of feminine energy without needing an actual woman

>>37677602
how the fuck do i stop drinking to compensate for being alone?

>>37678116
>because it doesn't emit heat
But I love to feel the warmth of a woman's body when I embrace her.

Not that I've ever felt this aside from hugging women in my yoga class

>>37678133
drink to become more sociable, like normal people do

>>37678122
Thanks for the advice, but I really just like holding a woman in my arms....its such a nice feeling. i dont think an oil would do that for me

>>37678054
Fuck off normal slime

Oregano

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>>37678185
>I really just like holding a woman in my arms....its such a nice feeling.
Agreed obviously, but since this rarely ever happens I attempt to replicate the oxytocin generating experiences by anointing myself with jasmine oil, listing to Sade, Norah Jones, Vanessa Carlton and the like while cuddling with my body pillow and grabbing my own naked ass pretending I'm touching a grill.

>>37678242
quite the contrary friend

you dont get it but be glad that you do not

>>37677602
Where do you live op? Would let you snuggle with me with dick inside. D:

>>37678287
no you perverted faggot

>>37678319
>faggot
I didn't say my ass retard. Want to give op comfort only a woman could give. Maybe make him cookies and dinner and stroke his head lovingly. That is all we need sometimes, someone to be there for you and make you feel cared about.

>>37677602
Oxytocin produces antidepressant like effects this is the chemical you can only get from touching other humans

>>37677602

kill yourself you ugly unlovable degenerate transvestite

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>>37678249
praying to god this is a shitpost and a well crafted one

pic related, save it and then send it to me and tell me you trolled me, please please

>>37678334
>comfort only a woman could give. Maybe make him cookies and dinner and stroke his head lovingly.
Any man can do that too
>That is all we need sometimes, someone to be there for you and make you feel cared about.
No, men are well aware that we are alone in life and no one cares about us except maybe our mother, we just want to touch, hug, snuggle and caress women. Anyone can masturbate but it takes 2 to cuddle.

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>>37678373
That is what I actually do sometimes. Why is it that whenever I tell 4chan about my lack-of-intimacy-compensation-rituals you guys act like men enjoying sensuality is more gay than sucking cock?

>>37678390
Agree either can give but assuming anon is straight. I feel bad you think that way. Must mean people have treated you like shit. I hope one day someone does care about you. Hell I feel like I wanna hug you just reading that.

>>37678424
LOLOLOLOL

youre honestly trolling yourself
save the image, you earned it friend

>>37678334
OP here

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>>37678249
>>37678424
I'm the hooker guy and bro....you're too far gone.

I understood the oils and shit...but grabbing your own ass naked? Think about that

>>37678054
>slightly more intelligent than your dog
I'm imagining it's more than that.

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>>37678437
see
>>37678068
>I've come to terms with the fact that is the way it is, its not fair or just, but fact is that women are valuable just for their bodies while most women only value men for what they can do for her.
>>37678478
100% not trolling but I do have autism and have already had this image saved, probably from way back when coolface and troll science was cool

>>37677602
Me neither
27lvl bro
Don't give a fuck anymore tho

>>37678424
It's all fine by me. I've touched my own ass myself. It doesn't do that much for me.
I keep a heated blanket around various things I want to hug. It's way better. Sadly it's not temperature controlled well so it gets really hot. Which is kinda nice to a point.

>>37678483
Going to bed soon, but I'm in the Midwest. My throwaway is [email protected]
Maybe We can be friends

>>37678506
aint

youre idolizing something that is just reacting to stimuli

and youre reacting to stimuli just as simply as well, thats why you want it

sniffing each others assholes and forcefucking puppybabies in a literal bitch is at least to the point

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>>37678495
Why not? I don't have a vagina or boobs to play with but I have an ass and I can close my eyes, molest myself and pretend I'm touching a woman. It it really much different from touching your cock while watching porn?

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>>37678542
Are you female? Or at least a girl (male)? I'm not very personable btw you probably won't like me

>>37678536
>>37678536
ever tried a weighted blanket?

>>37678567
Idk what that guys talking about. I used to do that when I was a 13 year old normie it's not that weird

>>37678580
Yeah. It's not comfy to cuddle though. It's rather nice to sleep under. I got one of those ball filled blankets. They're good stuff.
I didn't like chains at all though. Creepy.

mgtow thread i guess.

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>>37678596
doesnt make it normal just adds to the evidence of it being infantile behavior characteristic of someone suffering from extreme sexual frustration

>muhhuh i did that too ! when i was at my most hormonal sexually confused stage in life ! also, i dont do that anymore. totally normal bro!

isnt normal or even acceptable. guy is really fucked up. you were really fucked up when you did it too but it's entirely accredited to puberty.

He's a grown man with a child sexuality. Inarguable.

>>37678661
Guy you were referring to here. I'm a 30 year old autistic virgin. Point still stands though, I'm sure lots of us do weird things to compensate for lack of intimacy, ether its experimenting with homosexuality, crossdressing, anal masturbation, jerking off to anime waifus, etc, which we would not need to if we actually got to cuddle with women

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>>37678661
Nothing's inarguable. Inarguable.

>>37678542
>>37678572
I am female if you mean the one who wants to cuddle with you anon. What do you mean by not personable?

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>>37678734
I mean I'm quiet and lack confidence and most people don't seem to like me.

>>37678769
It is okay anon, I am not that great with people either. I think most of us are like this on here.

>>37678717
You've got to come to terms with it rather than be stuck in some longing for affection bootloop that will only become less satisfying without increasing intensity. I have no idea how youll do this because im just a slighly older than underaged kid with no life experience but that's my suggestion to you. i wouldn't casualize that behavior

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>>37678811
What state are you in? Also I'm 90% sure this has to be a catfish please just tell me now if it is

>>37678864
Sadly florida. :/ Well I know I am not really pretty I suppose so that is only catfish part I guess? I am female. I know how it feels to be alone so I want to comfort someone who also is.

>>37678892
I don't care about that anon I'm sure you look fine. I'm pretty far from you though over in ohio

>>37678917
Where at in Ohio? Eastern, western? Just a general idea

>>37678917
I'm in ohio too, we can cuddle if you want.

>>37678917
That makes me sad. :/ Hm never know if get along well enough could meet up to hang out and cuddle. <3

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>>37678838
I honestly don't know what you're even trying to get at here, this is /r9k/, most of here have a whole slew of abnormal behaviors and mental disorders, normie millenial tripfag. Doing things to compensate for lack of intimacy and accepting that the only way to get to cuddle wuld be paying for it is "coming to terms" with it.

And as you can see, we are living in an age where comfort objects (body pillows, weighted blankets, fidget spinners, etc.) are becoming increasingly mainstream, as well as services like cuddle therapy- in Japan its taken to an extreme where they have all sorts of 'rent a friend' or "pay to have a nice conversation and coffee' centers. You know what I'm predicting: Normies becoming increasingly robotic with their constant smarthone and computer use, and the needs of robots being better addressed by the mainstream culture and free market capitalism until no one can tell the difference anymore and autism is the new normal.

>>37678968
enjoy being marketed to i guess

future is bright

>>37678936
>>37678964
do not trust ohayou anons. never ever

>>37679095
b-but why. being in this shithole is bad enough, why must you hate me for it.

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>dreamt I was cuddling my oneitis and kissing her
>she smelled wonderful and it felt so real
>wake up

>>37679117
im an ohayou anon, too, and i had a pretty bad fallout with another one here bc he was just being a really big dick for no reason when we were talking about a video game
a-are u gay guy or just a woman

>>37679137
I'm neither just really desperate
we can be friends tho

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>>37679223
>neither
where do u live i want to fight u rn
we were s'ppose to be together but u go and be straight and not a woman.

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>tfw had sex with best friend a few times
>still fantasize hardcore about kissing him and cuddling
y doesn't he love me

>never cuddled
>never hugged
>never held hands
>never been touched on purpose
sometimes I accidentally touch someone's hand at work and I freak out a little because I forget that people are warm

>>37679276
Because sex doesn't equal love. You brought it upon yourself by having sex with someone who you weren't in a committed relationship with

>>37679309
i asked him to date me like twice, but he said no each time, and I haven't bothered since. The "why doesn't he love me" kind of referred to that, but at the same time, if he loed me, he'd be into kissing and cuddling

>>37679325
Maybe he's not gay.

>>37679332
but he wanted me to have sex with me. I sucked his benis, stuck it in him(even though I wanted his in me instead), and frotted, and he seemed down with it. He's not a desperate guy either. He has a female FWB he screws somehwat often

>>37679379
This is why you shouldn't have casual sex unless you are positive you can, or want, to keep it casual

>>37679407
to be honest, i liked him for a while before we started fugging. i just like him a lot and idk what to do. I don't want to ask him out again, but he's also not bf material. it make me sad. he's basically like the only gay guy in SE ohio, so it's not like ihave choices

>>37677602

find a nice hooker. many (most?) are trash, but there are plenty of nice ones. there are probably even rent-a-friend or rent-a-cuddlebuddy type things. just search for them. the person you get will be a real human with feelings and who will be forced to cuddle with you and listen to all the stuff you have to say. and yeah, you'll be a loser, but you already are a loser, so who fucking cares.

>>37677602
if you drink enough tussin god will cuddle you

>>37679453
>find a nice hooker
I can't, this is not possible, I cannot do it

>and who will be forced to
this is exactly why. I can't force someone to do something. I can't pay someone to pretend to like me. what the hell. that's not a good feeling. being with a hooker sounds like one of the most stressful uncomfortable things I can imagine. I'm not that kind of guy.

>be me
>be attractive have large cock
>have gf for many years
>break up

>go on tinder and okc
>nothing but vileness
>message one chick tht says she likes rope say i liie bdsm
>offend her because its actually not bondage
>tells me to go to some random fetish website
>nothing but older woman looking to fuck young men with a strapon
>2 days and have 2 dates
>god exists

get the hell of normal dating and bend over for the kink boys. normal women can fuck right off.

>>37677602
I hope things get better for you anon. You deserve a cuddle. Unless you're a woman hating retard who abuses women only for having had sex in the past, in which case work on your issues.