Why don't you have a qt chess gf, anon?

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>>37676248
>queen in check from knight
>is looking across the board implying that she has already moved

hmmmmm

>>37676248
I live in some shithole county full of brainlets

>>37676285
>queen in check
what?

>>37676248
I do reasonably well in math and learning languages is easy for me, but I'm a fucking brainlet at chess
I've lost against fucking kids
this is a specific, horrible kind of feel

anyone feel like playing?
https://lichess.org/gyLIxG1P

>>37676351
if she does not move her queen it will be killed by the knight in the lower left corner

>>37676248
Because I'm worthless shitgarbage, trying to break 1500.

>>37676549
queen is being attacked, i've never heard it referred to as check before. only the king

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>>37676248

Because she's organically dead

>>37676582
perhaps it's the wrong term to use, but I have always used check as a one word to describe "piece that will currently be lost without direct intervention before the next turn"

>niggas whomest've say check during an actual live game

>>37676549
You mean lower right corner. The knight in lower left is diagonally across from the Queen.

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>>37676712

Just like this nigger in pic related right

>>37676377
I actually had this same feel, like I thought I was smart but was actually retarded. In reality chess can be learned, it's not just intelligence. An idiot with some training could beat a genius with none.

>>37676733
my reference point was the image itself, meaning the knight in the lower left of this photo

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more chess girls

I'm too much a brainlet to play chess.

>>37676669
Well yes, you've always used the wrong term.

>>37676285
No, that knight would kill one of the pawns
You are an idiot

>>37676248
I suck at chess. Backgammon is for adults anyway.

>>37677048
Actually nvm the knight checks nothing
We're both stupid I guess

https://lichess.org/vyvH6g0r

>>37676248
I do have one but feel like she's cheating on me because I know she contactfags on here on the gf threads
When do I kill myself, anons?

>>37677108
You shouldn't be suspicious.

>>37677108
>not killing your gf
cucks, when will they learn

>>37677225
I just have this feeling that she does. hurts desu
>>37677230
>tfw moralfag

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you have me at a disadvantage, anon

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>>37677273
>tfw no one to play chess with otb
>let alone a chess gf

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here's sopiko

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and nazi

that's her name

Whoa!! HeyyyOhhhh!!! Thanks you for this
>chess??? + hot chick=extreme lust and an engorged erect fat cock?

Ok cool

>>37677273
Hot. Wew. Being absolutely handled in chess while betting for favors.

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tatev

>>37676248

If I had one, she'd think of driving me into a corner via proxy.

>>37676248
Because I'm intimidated by good looking women.

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>>37676248
>in college
>get the chance to play chess against a girl
>absolutely destroy her
>game is over in about 20 moves
>mfw this is your average female chess player

>>37676248
That position is perfectly reasonable. I am fully erect.

>>37677044
No that's a correct term i think

>>37680291
She's an IM, bro

I used to be chess champion in my shitty country.

I've never played against a good female chess player and most of them were dumpy. Also I'm too busy sucking dick being an engineer

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more anna

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>>37676285
>queen in check

Anon...

>>37676887
hes diagonal to the queen, there's anther row between them, he couldn't get to the queen in one move, but the bottom right one could