>If you drank after a female family member, be it your mother, sister, aunt, then you have indirectly sucked, at minimum, 1 penis
>If any female kisses you on the lips or cheek, a penis has indirectly come into contact with your face
>If a girl sucks your penis, you're being indirectly touched/sucked off by a penis
>all of the doorknobs and objects you've ever touched have traces of penis on them
>you came(No pun intended) out of a penis
How does it feel to be indirectly gay, r9k?
>>37676096
>when I finger my asshole I indirectly have a dick in my ass
thanks OP, I can fap to this
>>37676096
Still not half as gay as you fag
How does it feel to be directly a faggot OP?
>tfw my sister has told me that she has had sex with a nigger
I felt physically ill after that. I fucking hate women, and all of the bullshit that they pull. My fucking sister, a girl that i grew up with and with whom I share amazing childhood memories, is a coal-burning whore. AND society is perfectly okay with this, and actively encourages it. I want off of this torturous ride lads