How does a man's butt smell like?

It smells like ass desu

Butts can't smell, only a nose can.

the brain is what smells

>>37674856
Sweat and a little shit if he isn't entirely cleanly

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>tfw you'll never abduct a man
>tfw you'll never bathe him in restraints so he can't escape while facile
>tfw you'll never emotionally delapidate him into a shell of the person he once was

:(

>>37675213
Why does the concept of anal hygiene seem so alien to straightfags?

>>37675221
>emotionally delapidate him into a shell of the person he once was

Just convince him to marry someone

>>37675335
They don't like to touch their pooper because it has lots of nerves that they consider it gay to activate.

t. bifag

>bf wont let me do anything more than a pat or grab on his booty
suffering.

>>37675335
I had a woman accuse me of being gay because she couldn't smell the faint waft a shit on my anus.

>>37675556
This made me laugh Too hard
That can't be real

>>37675221
r u a boy?

I'm straight but want a guy to rape me

>>37674856
ask my niece[/original]

>>37675335
Anal hygiene is an oxymoron.

>>37675468
I have a hairy butt and it's embarrassing because all I can think about is how awful it must look like desu

so a grab or a pat is all my gf gets

>>37675672
my bf has a similar sentiment.
>tfw you will never give your bf a p-spot orgasm because he hates his masculine anus.
ple god give me strength ;n;

>>37675840
Sorry, but seeing every hairy man anus that's been posted on /r9k/ has permanently fouled me to the idea of every letting anyone see mine.

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>>37675672
>>37675840
>>37675857
But, I like hairy butts.

t.Gaynon

>>37675857
>letting other mens anuses get in the way of loving yourself.
its your body, do what feels right for you.

>>37674856
>How does a man's butt smell like?
How to spot a German.

>>37675596
no, sorry. i'm not a rapist either. :(

>>37676012
Tch, what a disappointment. Go become a findom and make sixty thousand dollars a year treating men like dogs.

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no idea but i want to sniff

>>37675596
>i'm straight
you're either a girl or you're lying. Either way, leave immediately

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>>37676075
>>37675902
>>37674856
Can some anon actually tell me why these photos genuinely disgust me, like is there some sort of scientific reason to why I hate faggot porn or something because it actually makes me get goosebumps looking at it. I know there's a reason to why women turn me on for purpose of mating because of animal instinct but why does this genuinely make me feel nauseated

>>37675221
can you please do this to me? or do you not want to if the victim is willing?

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The bigger the man, the better the musk.