Honestly, what would you do in this situation?
Say "that's a spicy meatball!" to myself
bail, retard
make really loud fart noises
I'd bail from that situation as quickly as possible.
I also wouldn't be in a women's restroom sending that as a snapchat.
>>37674806
She just projectile shitted?
>>37674806
Bend down and lick it up
>>37674806
>stand up from toilet
>walk over to stall wall
>squat with my back to the wall
>finish taking my shit
>stand up
>kick it over into their stall
>leave before they can protest or come out to see who I am
What are they going to do? Nobody's going to believe them when they've already shit all over the bathroom.