What did she unironically mean by this? *sniiiifffffffffff*

>>37673252
cum do her laundry

Looks like she wants a threesome

She's sitting with her friend laughing about how she can get some beta cuck to do her laundry for her whilst she fucks some chad.

>>37673252

She meant exactly what she said.

>don't read so much into it. sometimes a cigar is just a representation of Freud's father's massive, erect penis, man...

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HELP!
pls send witty ideas

>>37673252
she's joking around you autismo

>>37673370
make a joke about the tip double entendre

>>37673370
"You can cuddle my tip." B^)

>>37673370
>if by cuddles you mean sucking the spunk out of my nutsack, then I'll be over in an hour or so

>>37673428
>>37673415
>>37673414
ok, I sad
"Alright, fine but my rates are pretty steep"
I dont really feel comfortable saying anything too overtly sexual to her, this is my irl tinder account and I live in a small town

>>37673470
take my approach
get drunk as fuck and it will seem like a totally rad idea to just say whatever

when you realize what you've said, there's no changing it so why care

>>37673470
She's not going to get the fucking implication. She's going to avoid putting out in any case.

Me? I would have told her to do her own fucking laundry. I'm not her fucking waitingboy.

>>37673252
she literally just wants you to do her laundry

>>37673509
>>37673524
Not OP, but......
I wouldn't mind being a little servent for a QT
idea is kinda hot desu, sniiiifffing her gym socks as you wash them and stuff

Context OP, have you ever fugged her?

Also "I'm going to need a down payment on the cuddling"

none of these guys know what they're talking about

what she just said was blatant lead-on
whether she's fucking with you, interested in a fuck, or entertaining some drunken combination of the two (most likely) who knows, but that's the obvious interpretation, and she's probably curious to see how you'll react. Congratulations it means she isn't repulsed by you. Carry on and don't ever, EVER come to r9k for advice. It'll only be a bunch of virgins projecting their own self defeating pessimism and paranoia upon you

>>37673592
no, we literal just matched on tinder 30 minutes ago

The convo you see is all there is

>>37673634
Anon, she wants to chill. It's like getting coffee, it might just be an ice breaker even.

Get the fuck over there.

>>37673370
"Only if I get to keep some of your fresh worn panties"

>>37673555
Only sniff when clean pls
Dirty is disgusting
>vomit from bad smells
>cum from good smells

>>37673252
>bailey
that name is a red flag right there.

>>37673758
Just cause it's close to an alcoholic beverage
>the alchy is a bad drink
>apple juice from sippy cup nownow
>wah not wanted orange
>reeeee
>tendies nownownow

"do you're own fucking laundry and ill fuck you and your friend when you're finished."

>>37673783
No, its a normal fag name on the same level as the name "stacy"

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ahhhhhhhhhhhh
What do?
Should I just hit her with the Chad "seems reasonable, what are you doing this weekend"

then what do I do? What type of place do I go out to?

I think she lives with her parents, and I live in military barracks and am not allowed guests over. Im 22 and shes 19 and dont wanna deal with awkwardly picking a girl up and meeting her father like on TV

>>37673924
I'm losing my shit OP, TAKE THE FUCKING HINT.
GO OUT
GET LAID
ASCEND
THEN KILL YOURSELF WHEN YOU SPLIT UP/ITS NOT FUN ANYMORE

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Im literally shaking right now

idk how I can even go out with her if I get this scared online tbqh

>>37674074
Great! Now tell her she smells!

This stupid shit is why I don't want a gf. Does she think she's being cute or something?

>>37674074
ok nice, now go 91% alpha mode, then on her next text say "ight cool, hmu at #(insert ur number here)"

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d-do people do this?
This is literally the furthest ive ever gotten with a girl lol

>>37674149
Why do you want this? Why do you keep talking to this idiot?

>>37674146
We're not turning this guy into Tyrone you nigger

>>37674149
Do you like her?
>if yes
Fuck it, doesn't matter. Get laid is number one, feelings is second.
>if no
Quit right now and live with the guilt.
Or play along and then quit after date

>>37674149
>This is literally the furthest ive ever gotten with a girl lol
post her pic, i bet she's ugly as fuck

post her pic, we wont even be able to do the doxxing meme since it's tinder

post pic of her, what are you a faggot?

>>37674149
Go to drive in, bring food home, eat, bang her. Ez dude, don't ruin it.

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>>37674293
>>37674237
>>37674202
I dont care anymore
Im gunna do it

but how 2 drive in?
Ive never been to one before and didnt even know they still existed tbqh
is it cool to stop at CVS before and buy our own candy?

>>37674351
>candy

nigga...

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She wants to go to a drive-through, you retard.

>>37674381
Popcorn a shit
Mike and Ikes are the GOAT movie snack

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>r9k
>tinder
>planning a date with a woman
Fucking reported faggot. I'm tired of these goddamn tinder threads, go the fuck to /soc/ with this social bullshit. You fucking cunts should not post here. Anyway, i hope the cunt cancels on you, fucking prick

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>>37674351
Nigga wtf did i just witness op you fucking beta piece of shit you could have easily gotten nudes and possibly lad

>>37674410
im a 22 year old KHV bro! I swear

>>37673370
"Only if I can sniff your socks (squirt emoji) (squirt emoji) (ok hand sign emoji)".

>>37673370
sorry I'm late, but immediately thought "just the tip won't be enough"

>>37674351
Nigga
Did you just
End the conversation early
Because you are a beta cuck


WHY?!!?!
REEEEEEEEEEE

>>37674846
>not getting the proper amount of sleep each night
shaloam normie

>>37674351
I can't even believe this. You did everything wrong

Fuck off back to plebbit Chad.

>>37673924
Dude she's doing the work for you. Get her number.

>>37674351
You did fine OP, don't listen to the idiots

Ending a conversation a bit early is better than making it drag on for too long, and besides, most of the time people don't really give a shit one way or the other.

Have fun at the movie, and just be yourself ;^)

>>37674351
This level of autism exhibited here is incredible.
Honestly it's pretty much exactly what I would say and do, but I am a 30 yo virgin who's been rejected at every opportunity he's taken.