>when you make a noose with an ethernet cable in your office

The greentext is honest and I want attention because I think I'm going to die soon.

>>37672952

I think getting away from the toxic environment of /r9k/ might help you, also going outside even for a few minutes is very good for everyone

>>37672333
I don't think an Ethernet cable will support your weight. Stop being such an attention whore.

>>37672992
I haven't come to /r9k/ in a while. This board has been pretty bad for a long time.

>>37673014
Have you heard of partial suspension hanging?

>>37672333

Check'em.

Don't do it, OP, it will damage the ethernet cable.

Ask to your IT guy, he knows a lot on this subject (and I'm not talking about cables).

>>37673897
>(and I'm not talking about cables).
What's the joke here?

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Because some people are obviously better off than you. Anyone who says money can't buy happiness is full of utter shit. NEET life forever and if you buy yourself a house that needs minimal maintenance and a pet, you can fulfil your need to do something other than sit your fatass on the computer all day by attending to/playing with your pet and spending time outside doing a bit of cleaning.