How fucked is /r9k/? Im a degenerate

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>>37670372
"normal fag" here. thankfully im very pure.

i masturbate to serial killer documentaries, i guess thats irredeemable category?

looks like I'm just weird and/or a creep

there is nothing better than the sight of a beautiful woman taking a much needed piss

>>37670430
Between irredeemable and degenerate I would say

degenerate level

>>37670372
What's a fetish for inflicting pain against someone who is fighting back (not torture 50 shades stuff)

>>37670530
Thats called being sadistic

>>37670372
Guess I'm irredeemable, oh well.

>>37670682
Tell me more, please
-Not the FBI

>>37670730
n-no
I'm a normal functionning member of society with a loving wife and 3 beautiful children. I also have a job, the only fetish I have is my wife.

>>37670890
Ah, okay then, have a jolly good day my white arian brother

>>37670372
Ascended. Im not even joking.
Last year i was far into the psychedelic culture and took a shitton of whatever.

tl;dr I was looking at the stars, some weird shit happened, and i thought i fucked a god.

AMA

>>37670372
>cuck, pegging and obesity remotely the same level as child porn

stupid list

>>37671086
Thats nice shit, how did it feel?

>>37671122
Your only saying that because your a cuck what likes watching youw whale fuck some over whale

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this is now an iceberg thread

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forumberg

>>37671127
It's hard to explain, anon. The time im specifically referencing was when I took Ayahuasca with a small group (less than 5 people) in the wild.

It felt fucking wonderful. Not just getting my rocks off, I dont even know if i came, i just know that it (unsure of this specific deities) gender was quite literally, my soulmate. When we embraced, i felt like my entire body was melting into it, and it (being pure, positive energy) was also melting into me, and teaching me about this world, and others. It was the happiest id been in my life, and my entire body felt like it was just on a cloud, away from all the misery this world has.

>>37670372
>incest that low
I doubt normal people would think of it as simply "weird". Other than that I'm only getting into creep.

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directorberg

>>37671168
>9gag
Best iceberg, hands down.

>>37671217
I've knowingly gone as far as Tarkovsky

>>37670372

>abortion smoothie

I'm slightly curious. Nobody would subject themselves to that kind of weirdness, right? Nobody would willfully partake in something like that, right?

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>>37671217
>Verhoeven not at the same level as Carpenter and Croneberg
>Refn at the same level as Malick and von Trier

>>37671199
Nice shit matey

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>>37670372
I can't believe I just did this.

Color key:
Red: Into but not necessary to get off
Yellow: Really into but not necessary to get off
Green: Almost guaranteed to get off
White: Just reading the text on this image is getting me off

>>37670530
Perhaps just beating a victim is sadism, but spank someone who's fighting back might be also a bit masochistic.

>>37671404
Wow you sick fuck, look into the giantess fetish especially crush, gore, giantess fetish some nice death and murder their, it seems to suit a guy like you [Wink emoji] [Crying emoji] [IwantToDieEmoji]

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>>37671404
dude what happened
originality

>>37671505
>look into
I didn't choose my fetishes
they chose me
[sob emoji]

>>37671531
I don't even fucking know man, I've just always been like this

>>37671404
I was gonna ask you to be my bf til I saw

>tranny

baka

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>>37671404
trannies and traps are so delicious beautiful that I wonder why everyone doesn't love them

>>37671561
you misunderstand. I'm not a tranny, I just appreciate them.

>>37671591
thank you. it's like the best of all worlds.

>>37671561
Be my degenerate fetish gf.

>>37671591
Lets be honest, if you like traps your gay and just dont admit it

>>37671599

Yeah this is disgusting

>>37671602

only if you hate traps

>>37671639
I do desu. But the question is are you more or less degenerate than me?

Would someone be so kind as to enlighten me on deerification?

G'night /r9k/ have all your disqusting shite hidden away in the depths of my thread, I will check this tommorow morning to see how worse it gets...

>>37671626
No I'm not gay.
I just want to lick their bodies, not in the dirty places though.

>>37671599
Best of the all universes

>>37671733
Half deer furry porn

>>37671668

probably more. try me.

>>37671758
Sounds hot.Got any?

>>37671639
>this is disgusting
I highlighted things like concrete enemas, acid throwing, necrophilia and eye fucking
and it's the transsexuals that you're disgusted by

for once I don't feel like the crazy one

>degenerate
a lot of things above are objectively worse than mlp desu

>>37671764
cp, beast, human toilet, slavery, abuse, vomit, cutting, necro, rape, gore.

Now you.

>>37671558
it baffles me how you have necrophilia and acid throwing circled but don't have rape circled

>>37671853

yaaaawn

human toilet 2 good though

>>37672159
So name yours then.

where the fuck are horse girls

>>37671907
I'm into mutilating the living and sex with the dead. not sex with unblemished, breathing women (or men). Rape makes me a little ill desu.

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>>37672456
>wanting to fuck decomposing rotting fleshbag
>Rape makes me feel ill
What did he mean by this

>>37671168
What does "max depth" mean?

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>>37672768
this is how I see it:

>feeling their warm skin and heartbeat and breath, they'll have to live with it for the rest of their life, a bunch of noise coming from a completely asexual animal
vs
>having sex with an inanimate object that cannot be hurt, cannot scream, can be mutilated as much as you please with no resistance, with absolutely no effects on its mental or emotional state and is way more fucking attractive in all respects

I understand, objectively, that this is not a normal opinion, but I have a paraphilia so it is inherently going to be irrational

>>37670372
Even though i am a khhv i don't have any of those fetishes. I am pure, for now...

>>37670372
In the degenerate zone here.

>child porn equally as degenerate as MLP

>>37670372
I've jerked off to one thing in fallen (sexualized inanimate objects)

Almost everything in weird

A lot of thing in creep

A little more/a little less than a few (more or less than 7 or 10)

I've jerked off to one, MAYBE 2 things that I missed in Irredeemable (lesbian bukkake, why the fuck is that even that low, that's normal fag shit tbhqh famalamadingdong).

>>37670372
So whats the deal here? Do you fall under the category you have the most of or just go down the list until there isn't an option you have anymore?

If you only need one from the list then I guess I am fallen, if its the most then Irredeemable.

>>37673360
i keked so hard at that wow

>>37671777
Check't.
"Hey I may enjoy pouring concrete into assholes, BUT AT LEAST I'M NOT GAY AMIRITE?"
All of you disgust me equally. I'm just weird.

>>37675396
I never said I wasn't gay. I identify as bisexual. Being homophobic isn't weird btw

>>37675444
>I Identify
Fag

>>37670372

>floor tiles

THAT motherfucker...

>>37670372

>no ssbbw

it's gotten to the point where i'm only excited by insanely fat girls

>>37672936
some of the forums are so big, their depth varies
like /b/ vs /qst/

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>>37670372
Worst I've done is ascended (not joking) but usually I'm in the realm of weird or degenerate.

The most degenerate thing I've ever done was sniff my sisters panties and lick the discharge but that's pretty normalfag now desu senpai

>>37670372
What level is second life erp at?

>>37670372
>contemplating dog knees
Origa

>>37670372
Actual ascended here.
who here /ascended/

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>>37670372
>sexualised inanimate objects
Does a peanut with antlers count?

>>37670372
>UTV
>Ohio
>Floor Tiles
>Children of the Trough
haha oh wow. not sure why the last one is there though.

pure
rule 5

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>>37679696
Actually, the whole show is major fetish fuel in every dimension of degeneracy.

Spoiler because blue cat is borderline b&; it's more dark comedy than porn.

>bbw not on list
>ssbbw definitely not on the list

Nigger what the fuck? Its just fat girls you think thats so bad it doesnt even get fucking listed?

Im not weird youre fucking weird.

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>>37671168
>SystemSpace
VERY gentle reminder of its true purpose :^)

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>>37681138
bbw and larger fall under "mental retardation"

I'm pure :D

>>37681400
Want some fuk, bb?
Orrro

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>>37671154
I'm in every category, as long as I'm interpretting imaginary shitposting properly.

How about "derailing threads you actually enjoy"?

>>37681412
I don't fuck with people I don't have any emotional bonding with or feel any romantical feelings for

:^)

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>>37671168
>e621 lower than masterch_n
what the fuck? e621 is tame as. masterc_an had CP boards, if I recall

>>37681436
We can change that. Are you a cute girl, or a cute girl(male)?

>>37673458
>I've jerked off to one thing in fallen (sexualized inanimate objects)
Honestly, inanimate objects aren't rare in R34. Maybe they mean IRL objects like floor tiles and the moon.

>>37681496
I'm a normal girl haha

>>37681628
Haha, me too.
Haha

>Periodic table of elements

>>37670372
What the fuck is a nursing handjob

>>37681906
exactly what you expect. a nurse giving a handjob to a handicapped patient who can't do it himself. i remember seeing a youtube link on /b/ a few years ago and i think a guy explained that's it's quite common tfor nurses to do this to relieve stress or something.

Ascended. Astral sex should be put in irredeemable or mabye fallen though, as it isnt a fetish, its normal sex in a different medium.

Excluding astral sex im in the irredeemable.

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>>37681906
Pic related.

>>37670372
The only one I like in creep is monstergirls. The only ones I like in weird are softcore femdom, nursing handjobs, light bondage, orgasm denial, /ss/, incest and lolicon.

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What tier are you put in when you fap to horrifying stuff like this?

>>37683249
Monstergirls fall under creep and mutations under irredeemable.

Your pic really isn't that bad IMO but then again I'm a degenerate so my opiniom doesn't count for much.

>>37670372
Alright here's mine
Normalfag
>school uniform
Weird
>Light Bondage
>Voyeurism
>Hickeys
>Bruises
>Amychophilia (kinda?)
>Odaxelagnia (kinda?)
Creep
>monstergirls
>tentacle rape
The last two aren't really fetishes of mine, mainly I went through a short phase where I fapped to them a few times. Could be worse I guess.

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>>37683475
Okay what about my tag list? This isn't complete by any means but I use it to sort porn.

>>37670372
Degenerate according to that chart but I think it's inaccurate
I think obesity/Bbw is pretty normal

>>37682163
this is porn shit. it never really happens.

only virgins on r9k would think it really happens.

It doesn't happen because Nurses could easily sue the hospital and patients for sexual harassment for even suggesting or hinting that they do it. Shit, even the reverse is true, patients could sue the hospital and it's staff if a nurse even suggests it.

>>37671168
Who else here /maxdepth/?

>>37670372
I like cuckhold, creampie & foursome (when it's 3 men and 1 woman)

how fucked am I? am at work. cunt open the picture

>>37670372
how is necrophilia in the irredeemable category?
on par with newborn porn?
shit list

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>>37670372
I jumped from degenerate to ascended. Feela good man

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I have violent urges that I never act upon. One day I'm going to fucking snap

>>37683844
necrophilia is a victimless crime

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>>37683844
>>37684337
Thank you

Genuineappreciationblox

Irredeemable degenerate bump

>>37670372
Degenerate only because of bestiality. Even I am shocked at some of the sick shit people are into.

Sometimes I like to find the most disgusting porn I can, for the morbid curiosity.
I once saw a man in a gimp suit swimming in a real septic tank. It was actually hard to jerk off to, but I managed it.

>>37670372
>obesity lower than scat, rape, traps, giantess, pet play, granny, gunging, diapers, inflation, snot, and futanari

Fuck off lad.

I like amputees but I'm otherwise a normie. What does that make me?

>>37687843
What are your thoughts on this lovely lady?
https://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f10/female-suicide-case-lots-pictures-very-graphic-40550/

>>37687951
That's more sad than disgusting. She killed herself and nobody noticed until she ended up like this.

>>37688019
>that moment when you realize you're an absolute monster for thinking that it's even hotter that she was decomposing without any interference
I
I need a bath
Like an acid bath

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>>37687951
imagine being one of the guys cleaning that place

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Wait how is pegging as bad as CP?

>>37671217
>Lynch that deep
Not really, for fuck's sake.

>>37679830
>Spoiler because blue cat is borderline b&

>he thinks he'll get an r9k ban for posting a toon catboy

>>37670372
>I've unironically fapped to entity merging, pollination of plant girls and deerification tf porn

lmao

>>37684044
Everybody has those, faaaaaaaggot.
Why do you think slasher flicks also have titties and fucking? A good 80% of people are closet gurofags.

>>37671168
9gag is normie tier

>>37688717
Find a single Norman that wants to cook and eat another human, I'm waiting

>>37670372
Id say I'm between normalfag and weird

>>37689880
There's a big difference between "violent urges" and cannibalism.

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I mean I don't think it's that out there
It's mostly just degredation and the extremes of that stuff
And I guess other things but y'know
I kind of feel dissapointed that I can't enjoy some of the things I find disgusting, like, I'd love to be able to get off to things like insects, but I'm just turned off
Life is a fucking

>>37690045
You said my pics were Norman tier. I asked you to prove that. You didn't

>>37690713
I'm not the anon you were originally replying to. Didn't say shit other than that cannibalism is not a typical violent urge. You know, pointing out that what the other guy said didn't apply to your situation?

>>37690741
How the hell was I supposed to know that, don't get all uppity with me over a misunderstanding mister. I'm expecting an apology in the next (You). As for the cannibalism not being related to violence I agree with you, I view it more so as an extreme representation of obsession and possession.

>>37690853
I feel an extremely autistic need to spell out how bad our communication has been.

I was responding, essentially, to >>37684044
who said
>I have violent urges that I never act upon
and >>37688717 replied that everyone has them.

You implied in >>37689880 that not everyone has them, because they don't have the urge to cook and eat people. This leap in logic is what made me reply.

I agree that normalfags don't want to cannibalize people and that >>37688717 does not apply to that situation, because cannibalism is not necessarily a violent urge, and if it was, it would not be normal.

You then ask me to prove that your "pics were Norman tier."
This has nothing to do with the conversation and no one says anything like this in the thread.

You then got offended that I made fun of you for assuming who you were speaking to on an anonymous forum.

It chaps my ass when there's miscommunication. We're in agreement here about the actual subject related to the thread but, like I said, my autism demands that I make sure I'm being properly understood.