Rocky

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>be me
>Rocky
>born sideways through poodernut so autistic
>speak spaz language
>growing up speak poodercooch
>get offer
>looking for a spaz that can take a punch
>become boxer
>get gigantic spazboner from money and fame
>make pooderpond in pants
>want to be bigger spaz
>start injecting steroids
>anus turns into giant truffel
>Shove hose in truffel and fart in wifes coffee
>laugh and do poodersault
>poodercave getting bigger
>hard to walk
>rub oil between buttcheeks
>less friction on swollen poodermelon
>need to make pooderpoo
>pooder trick to toilet slam
>comes out like star shaped licorice strips
>cant wipe own arse
>get pooderpole
>wrap in toilet paper
>pooderpolegrind
>shit all over arsecheeks
>upgrade to horseroids
>Pooderhole gets bigger
>turn into mutant
>put rubberband around cock, helps to train stomach muscles when pee pee
>develope back problems from poodermountain haging out of arsecheeks
>shove giant spine supporting dildo in pooder
>wish i was someone else