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Hey Anon, I thought your girlfriend was joining us for dinner? Or do you not have an extension cord for your computer??
>*Howling laughter fills the room. Even Grandpa Ted, who hasn't said a word since his stroke last year, manages a weak chuckle at your humiliation. Everyone is so happy to see him smile again that Mom breaks out the good wine and toasts to his health. And all thanks to one biting dig at your lack of a social life.*
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>>37669546
if my family looked like that I would have dropped the diss track of the century on them right then and there.
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>opens fire
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>>37669546
HAHAHAHAHAH LOOOOSSER HAHAHIt's what you get for not being muslim desu
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>>37669546
Who exactly would say that? The only one i can think could ever say that would be the fucking soulless ginger cause the other nigga are just fucking old cunts who would be easily taken down
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>"Nah, she's a laptop"
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>>37669546
>grabs katana and delivers a swift stab to grandpa ted's neck, spilling blood all over the rest of the family as a proceed to rape everyone
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>>37669546
I would tell grandpa dead I wish he had another stroke then run into the other room
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>>37669546
you people are the reason I don't socialize with the outside world
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>>37669686
People in their 40's can just ad hominem you because they have jobs and marriages.
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What the hell can I say, that would be a good-ass burn
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>>37669546
YEAH DAD?! WHY DON'T YOU DRINK SOME MORE AND HIT MOM AGAIN??? OR HAVE ANOTHER FAILED BUSINESS AND LOSE OUR HOUSE AGAIN??? REEEEEEEEEE
>run away and fap with my tears
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>>37669546
My fucking grandparents say this shit about my phone when I was in high school. I don't fucking understand because I had good grades, friends, and a gf. I just don't talk to my family because they're scum.
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>>37669999
very nice
very nice indeed
fucking whatever original comment
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>>37669546
>Hey Anon, I thought your girlfriend was joining us for dinner?
stop
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>that moment when your family just stops asking you where your girlfriend is
They finally realized that I'm fucking pathetic
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>>37671310
>family hasn't started asking me yet
>just waiting for them to drop the bomb
The suspense kills me every time I visit them
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these type of threads always make me laugh you could argue theyre not even that funny but they cheer me up for some reason
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>>37669546
How dare you insult my Waifus honour.
I shall eradicate you with honorabu katana.
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You're fucked if you're doing worse than this guy
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>takes his plate of butter back to his room to enjoy
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