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>>37668504
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>Arlene Foster comes into the cabinet office
>Claims that she wants to support a conservative government
>Offers a confidence and supply arrangement
>Wants me to give her a frictionless border with Ireland
>Give her a lethal dose of peace lines instead

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Milk Cat 86

>tfw no britfeel gf

>>37668532
looking good lad

not really surprised to see /fit/ posters here though

>>37668548
We can all asume that he's counting to 100, right? Is this some more shadow pepe 'end of briteel' shit?

>37668549
You really are desperate for attention tonight aren't you britnormie? SEETHING that tilde got so much of it earlier.Nonce.

>Earns thousands of pounds each month
>Spends his spare time creating flimsy characters on britfeel

Everyone reply to this post with your opinion of BritNormie, positive or negative

/britfeel/ revolution, death to the puppet master.

>>37668662
>opinion of BritNormie
He's annoying. Probably thinks he's the saviour of this thread and if he was around we'd all miss him.

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just had a massive argument with my mum over my future/laziness/hopelessness
both yelled at each other, i think she's now crying, she threatened to leave/said i should leave
she shouldn't have had me tbqh.

>>37668662
he seems like a snake lad. i dont trust him at all

>>37668688
did you get raised by a single mum?

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>>37668662
more fun than being teased by the waifufriends
less fun than feels and comradeship with my fellow bongs, though this happens so rarely these days
He does create some fun content, though we need a new character or two.

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What are you doing tonight then boys?

After a brief re-evaluation of my goals in life I am happily chatting to an anon from here. very comfy indeed~

Hope you're all okay tonight lads!

>>37668662
Positive~

>>37668697
don't bring snek lad into this

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>>37668688
I know it's hard lad but I'm sure your mummy just wants the best for you. What's you situation? Age/NEET status etc

>>37668719
no, two parents, still married
>>37668739
that's what she says to me too
21, never had a job, incoming uni graduate

>>37668662

He's a great lad desu, one of the best contributors in britfeel history.

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>buy some shirts from a new place
>get an email from them saying "Thanks for signing up to our newsletter. Here's a code for 10 quid off your first online purchase"

Would have been nice to have that before I paid 45 quid.

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Genuinely smiled and laughed more watching this silly show than I have in awhile lads. What is it about Japan that they can produce such unique fun?

>>37668731
Complete and utter suffering to be quite honest with you family

>>37668769
>incoming uni graduate
are you the history lad from earlier?

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Need to spend some time outdoors to feel better.

>>37668544
This whole tory/DUP thing is like the plot of the dark knight

>forces of evil are forced back by batman (corbyn)
>lose their majority and so have to rely on DUP extremists (joker)
>DUP influences cause internal strife and wide protests
>Boris Johnson (Harvey dent) is forced to lead but goes insane under the stress and rides his bike into the thames

>>37668805
why're you feeling down senpai? You are more than welcome to chat to me!

>>37668864
you should post that to facebook

>>37668769
Why is she getting mad when you're at university?

>>37668864
Christ what a fucking nerd. Call May Voldermort next.

Thanks to people who said positive things. Just for the record, I like all of you (except Poleaboo, obviously) and if there was a big /britfeel/ meet up I'd be getting the drinks in for you all.

>>37668687
Not at all lad. There have been times when I've stopped posting for months and the thread has been fine.

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>>37668731
Having a good evening. Watching Jap shows and just ordered some vallies.

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just spent 95GBP on new shoes

not sure I really need new shoes, feeling guilty now

going to play tekken for a few hours until the sony e3 conference to be honest

not going to do my sleep schedule much good though is it all this staying up late

>>37668893
>>37668911
>tories
you have to go back

>>37668967
>95GBP on new shoes
show us

>>37668983
What time is the Sony conference?

>>37668864
This fad of pop culture analogies for politics has to stop

>>37668967
i need to buy a sewing kit to sow mine up.

>tfw you can spot that one lad trying to shit up the thread a mile away because he has a distinctive posting style.

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Can some lad renew my /britfeel/ visa please ?
I want to talk to you lads.

>>37669030
This is what happens when normies think Harry Potter and Star Wars and capeshit are some legit intellectual thing and not fantasy stories for children.

>>37669024
doxxable info if anyone ITT also works at my work and sees me wearing them next week

I will post them in 6+ months when it is safe to do so

>>37669055
we're going to need some information first:
>country of origin
>name
>purpose of visit
>favourite waifu poster

>>37669089
>I will post them in 6+ months when it is safe to do so
Wont that make them more identifiable

>>37669051
Which lad, lad?

? for stuck in East Devon
At least this OP pic has a British killer in it

>>37669011
keep thinking that and back to normiebook where you belong

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>>37668912

Please tell us one thing, were you the guy posting the 'hijak' threads in the main catalog?

>>37669029
1am in the original

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>>37669109
Here we go lad
>northern france lands
>zak
>want to chill with brits
>I don't usually post waifus, but tilde up here got a nice waifu

>>37669109
>country of origin
Norn Ireland
>name
Paddy McMick
>purpose of visit
Livening up McDonald's and train stations
>favourite waifu poster
Ebinaqt.

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>>37668548
NON milk cat MAINE COON!

>>37669204
2 am nate

>>37669204
Might stay up for it but I don't have a PS4 and the only thing I'm interested in is that Insomniac Spider-Man game.

>>37669177
No. Don't even know what you're referring to. I don't post threads, haven't for years. 99% of my posting over the past 3 years has been in /britfeel/

Post qt boys in dresses so I can walk about the hotel with a massive hardon.

>>37669239
name 10 characters that aren't you

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>Miss my old Pajeetina gf

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>>37669206
>>37669055
Here you go lad. We appreciate your conduct and have decided to reward you. Please keep this on you at all times in case anyone questions the legality of your visit.

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Save for a rainy day

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>>37669283
Thanks ! I was afraid i would just lurk for today.
Have a good night lad !

>Need new clothes but can't be arsed going out and getting measured

Looks like I'm destined to wear 'The Chav Look' forever lel.

>>37669314
>save for a rainy day
>the rain never comes

>>37669340

fiveoutoften

>>37668548
>tick tock grew louder
THISCH ISCH NOT OKAY AND SCHO ON AND SCHO ON

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>>37669341

>Save grain for a drought

>>37669340
>getting measured
What are you on about lad

>>37669357
I don't know how big my waist and leg sizes are.

>>37669340
stop talking shit lad. you dont need to get measured unless you want a perfect fitting suit.

>>37669340
Go out and try clothes and see what fits. I doubt you need a tailored suit.

>>37668504
>Be self checking-out at Tesco.
>Hear two black girls laughing that this is such a horrible white people shop.

Weird, man. They aren't wrong, desu.

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>Normies again posting on normiebook about their graduation

It's that time of the year.

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>>37669383
>Go out
oh crumbs

>>37669366
Make a guess and try some on in the changing rooms you spanner.

>>37669259
I'm stoned so I am taking this as a challenge

>Sexy Kev
>Shippy
>Tilde
>Poleaboo
>Marko
>SS Anon
>The guy with the 14 year old gf who works in the shop
>Goodfellas poster
>Niigi
>ShoutAnon

>>37669366
.. have you been wearing trackies and joggers for your entire life?

>>37669389
Now that I think of it, I can't remember a time when I saw someone that wasn't white or asian at a Tesco

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>tfw ate too much this year that you have a big ass now

I am ashamed of going out right now. At least, in the winter, you could wear heavy clothes that hide it.

>>37669418
>no krillin lad

state lad

>>37669439
All I see there are misshaped, inbred looking people. Why do 95% of our women have featureless, moon-shaped faces. I can't get over how depressing it is.

It's not even like they have personalities to redeem it, either. Was it inbreeding? Every time I have to go into a Tesco for something, it's a gallery of horror and deep depression.

>>37669418
>ebin not on this list
!!!

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>>37669434
Pretty much, yeah. I like being comfy.

my dork brother left this page and ZOMG!! am i ROFLMAO'ing at all of you

>>37669498
People from the UK all look inbred

>>37669510
Sup becca, wanna neck? Got a 8 inch cock and a Corsa.

>>37669418

I'm pretty sure all 10 of them are you

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>>37669505
Doesn't that make you feel gayish ?

>>37669530
There's only 24 hours in a day lad, and I still have to earn money and sleep sometimes.

>>37669563
I like blokes anyway so that's a bit redundant.

I am bored shitless lads, isnt helping me cutting down smoking since ive nothing to keep myself occupied, how does /britfeel/ pass the hours and days of neetism?

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>>37669582
Just been out for a 25 minute bmx ride around the city lads.
Some wifey got raped not far down the road from my flat and it's been on STV news allday so was cautious going out on my own. Not because of fear of getting raped, but don't want people thinking I'm a predator.

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anyone want to come over to watch the sony presentation?
I have pizza and doughnuts fun sized snickers

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>>37669418
>>37669504
oh shit

oriririr

>>37669418
lenner not on the list

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>>37669654

/nightride/ is good but its a bit too early, monday/tuesday/wednesday nights are ideal for comfy /nightwalk/ or ride, only after midnight though, best times are between 1 and 4am, hope you enjoyed it though my m8

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>>37669654
I wish I had a bike, but I'd probably get run over or have it stolen.

>>37669654
Have you sorted things out with your missus?

>>37669696
lenlad has abandoned us

>>37668662
>Britnormie
>Real

>>37669777
it's over, by the will of kev he may never post here again

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>>37669777
Wow nice tri-fuuuuuck offf

>>37669802
>the creator of characters is himself a character
tru

>>37669777
no he's just trapped in the void

you see the void echoes occasionally

>>37669819
Shadow pepe and now shadow len again. Maybe milk cat is counting down to some kind of corruption event, whereby characters start to 'turn to the dark side' and attack britfeel. 15 milk cats to go.

>>37669777
>lenlad disappears
>all forced memers have stopped posting as well

>>37669654
Also can't believe other cities might be taking up the 20mph shite. It's a fucking joke lads. Don't let the scottish media/government con you into allowing it to happen to your city.

>>37669698
Nightride in the dark is best I'll admit, but decide to go for a /chillride/ vs a night one. Because I work nightshift I'm usually awake anyway and don't mind a wee ride down the back streets, but I've had no sleep since 7pm last night so thought I'd go for a ride while I was still awake and had energy because feel I'll crash soon.
>>37669745
You wont get run over if you are careful lad. Don't be the kind of cunt who drives along side a bus and expect to not get knocked off. Slow down, you can't overtake a vehicle, especially one that fucking big.
>Stolen
I live in a rough part of the city lad and never had to worry. Then again I never actually lock it up anywhere for more than maybe 5 minutes if I'm nipping into a shop or whatever. And when I'm in my flat It's in my hall.

>>37669754
No. Maybe. No.
She was in hospital the other night and I went in to see if she was okay. We spoke a little. She wants me to drop contact with the goth bird (obviously work can't be helped). Not sure if I really want to. I mean I want to for the fact she's gonna have my kid but feel like that is the only reason I'd get back with her.
We are texting each other though.

>>37669872
The milk cat is a historical reference point

It's so you can say shit like "Yeah, pakipoo punched his sister in milk cat 234"

Think about it

anybody interested in creating a pakibo family character to supplement the regular mythology?

>>37669873
There was definitely a period of no Lenlad and there still being forced memes. Glad he fucked off though.

>>37669915
like the book ends of an episode? I like it. BritNormie best show writer.

>>37669940
Got rid of Lenlad, but gained a Tilde. At least Len didn't whore it up in threads posting pictures of his legs.

>>37669949
Yeah like that. Brit normie did not create the milk cat though

>>37669940
I don't know lad I haven't noticed any

>goodfellas
>Xi posting
>reliant robin posting
>albarnlad
>sophieposting

They all seemed to disappear with a trace. Strange times are surely afoot for /britfeel/

>>37669934
Too obvious lad. We need poleaboo to say he's met a new friend from here and slowly talk about him, and have that 'friend' reply. Then let the friends personality come through.

>>37669987
Wish I did lad. Bit jealous.

>>37669970
Someone will always be an attention whore. If Tilde was murdered in his sleep some other faggot would start maximum avatar fagging it up to take his place.

Why did lenlad fuck off exactly?

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>>37669989
*throw a fresh bud at your head*
*drive off in tears*

truck boys

>>37670036
started dating sakulad and became too good for us

>>37669989
Doesn't matter. I'm retarded. Turns out there is sophie posting and xi posting in the thread I've just become so acustom to it I've blocked it out

porridge wog
haggis nigger

sheep shagger
leek botherer

>>37670037
>Bud
man, I always knew Truck boys were a bunch of homofags.

>>37669989
Saw sophie posting a day or two ago. Also Lenlad has been gone for fucking ages, I definitely remember seeing Xi and goodfellas in the same thread of people wondering where Len had fucked off to at some point.

>>37669989
Sophie poster has been on. Don't get his endgame. He posts sophie along with a short post. He hasn't gone full waifufag like tilde, but he isn't as consistent as milkcat.

when you spam your best but he doesn't see
when he reads those who pay, but not what is free
then he says he's tired, gona make some food
dad please it hurts

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I'm worried about Len lads. Did the pusher become the pushee?

Have any of you lads been away on your own? i mean a holiday or even just a weekend away, thinking of dicking around a few places in europe on my own since im not too bad for money now and im pretty bored all the time

>>37670107
He was out played by another waifu poster - supposedly met up with sakulad but hasn't been seen since.

See:
>>37664713

>>37669989

There are 3 Xiposters, I'm one and I haven't done it as much lately.

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>tfw Len is going to get BTFO after Sony's conference
Death Stranding is MGSV

I want a lemonade.

>>37670123
Yeah, travelled extensively solo.

I highly recommend it. Where are you thinking of going?

>>37670107
>>37670107

Lenlad is fine, in fact I saw him in Aldi yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"

I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>37670196

just some cities to start with, none in particular but i want to go somewhere where i can get the train too, ive read that the ICE trains cover a good few places in Europe now so that should give me a decent choice, to start with just there and back but if i get into it id like to move between places, like go on a bit of a tour around a few different towns and cities around Scandinavia for example

>>37669089
Buys 95 quid mass produced made in Bangladesh shoes. Thinks he will be doxxed.

>>37670095
He is is more true to being a waifu poster in that he actually talks about his waifu instead of avatar fagging like Tilde and Ebin.

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>>37670123
Back when I was 21 I threw my tent in the back of my car and just went driving. Ended up camping in Carlisle (2 nights, one day in Carlisle and the second I drove to Newcastle for the day), Leeds (1 nght), Derby (1 night, it was shite), Swindon (1 night), up to stoke (1night), then Bolton (3 nights, went to liverpool and manchester for the day), then back home.

Would recommend lad.

>>37669654
You the guy who had your old bmx in your dads shed?

>>37670257
The ICE trains are brilliant mate. When you get on one you'll be like "Oh so this is why the trains in Britain are shit, all the money goes here".

Places I'd recommend the most are: Amsterdam, Copenhagen, Berlin, Hamburg, Munich, Milan, Rome.

>>37670123
my only friend in the world went to scandinavia and eastern europe on his own, aparently if you stay in youth hostels it's quite easy to fall in with people. All though he's a redditor, he's a 21 year old virgin with no friends but me, so if he can you can.

>tfw an autistic asian girl will never sing you a song infront of your comfy stream of shutins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13y0XMdBEII

>>37670318
thanks for the input my m8, what about hostels? yey or ney?

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>If You're Going to a Game Center Try This One
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCqN1D-_ceE
I've received a postcard.
"Hello, Chief Arino." Hello!
"I'd like to introduce you to /britfeel/ in the country of England. It's a thread with many interesting people. Please check it out."
And so, we've come to /britfeel/. Wow, there's a man in that guy's thought bubble. What gives?
>/britfeel/: located in the /r9k/ board of 4chan. A light discussion thread with a variety of posters.
>Arino is still wondering about the thought bubble he saw. He asks a poster before browsing the thread.
I see the thing in the thought bubble is a man.
-Ah, yes. That's the forced meme; it has nothing to do with us. It changes every week.
-Oh, it changes every week?
-Yes. It's the week of Sexy Kev.
-Oh, that's why it has a man, I see!
>With his curiosity satisfied he searches for posts. However...
>A woman in the window catches his attention.
Wow. Look. She looks just like Watanabe.
>What post does he read when he regains focus?
This takes me back! Waifus.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryhwPP_Ilyc
>Waifuposting
>posters can choose from a variety of drawings.
I'll go with Reimu.
>Arino chooses to make a short blogpost with a picture attatched.
Waaa. Sugei.
But back then I didn't realise it was this gay.
Shoot. Shoulda gone with the lewd picture and story.
>he gives up on the bonus (You)s and tries to finish the post.
>though Arino works diligently to finish the post...
Abunai!
>in the end he couldn't bring himself to post it. Game over.
>the chief spots another post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryhwPP_Ilyc
>Up next is the famous shoot 'em up series, Metal Slug.
I wonder which way I should go...
>given how many times he's played times Arino hoped for the high score, but...
Abunai!
>He's treated to a Game Over shortly after beginning.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCqN1D-_ceE
>And so Arino observed the strange posts of /britfeel/

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>>37668504
Sup faggots. Hot one today but get this, blue skies!
What's it like living in a grey country?

>>37670207
Hmm it seems like a lenlad doppelganger has replaced the real lenlad. We need to get him back.

>>37670123

Went to Japan

I highly recommend travelling alone because you can do exactly what you want, when you want, without having to worry about anyone else's preferences.

Might have a cheeky subutex lads

>neighbour keeps telling mummy that I'm up at 5-6am playing video games

I'm 23 years old ffs why do you have to tell her. My parents don't even care so stop snitching on me you whore

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>>37670304
Yeah lad. Went and bought a new one though because the one in my dads shed was a fucking state. And it was from back in like 02 and turns out BMX's have had a major overhaul. The new one is nice and light as anything. Plus building it up was decent. Overall spent around 500 quid. Had a mate from work who is into bmx's help me source decent stuff. (coincidentally from a site called Source BMX).
Pic related is the frame I chose.

>>37670377

>94

fuck that, id rather be piss wet through and cold

>>37670355
Well it depends lad.

I'm the type of guy who only likes to meet new people while I'm in the mood, and I like privacy when I'm relaxing. So I prefer a private room.

Hostels do make it easier for you to meet people though. And obviously they are much cheaper.

And there are some cities (Amsterdam and Paris, for example) where hotels are insanely expensive, so I'd definitely choose hostels there.

The rest of the time it's really up to your personal budget and temperament.

>>37670373
this is by far the most odd thing that I've seen today, though I rather enjoyed it.

Looking at pof profiles and thinking about starting one haha

>>37670373
this is a very cute post and i want another NOW

>>37670428

yea i think id prefer hotels myself, if i do end up going away it will probably be mid-week at first because i work weekends pretty often, im hoping hotel rooms will be cheaper during the week

Ok so loads of people here get mentioned frequently (BritNormie, Poley, Marko, Ebin, Shipanon, East Devon, Nightwalk anon etc etc)

To give the others recognition, name a poster that you recognise, but that never gets mentioned/brought up

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>>37670478
do it. Being cripplingly lonley like me is worse lad.

>>37670502
holly poster, karrenlad

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>>37670455
I'm glad you liked it, anon.

>>37670484
This took about 20 minutes to write, maybe another time. Glad you liked it, though.

>>37670502
there was/is a night time security guard poster who i quite liked.

>>37670505
I don't know, don't feel in the right headspace for it. Had an okc account on and off for two years and I don't know if I can be bothered with it again.

However, I am very lonely.

>>37670486
They are, definitely.

If you aren't fussy about the size of the room and the location then you could get a hotel room for 40 euro a night in most cities in Europe. Even really expensive cities like Copenhagen have a few choices like that.

>>37670542
yea, security anon is my favourite poster

>>37670542
>security guard poster
yeah he seemed a good lad

>>37670574

Sounds good to me, hopefully ill have my first trip away this coming september or october, just because i want to let summer die down first, thanks for the advice my m8

Where's detective anon to list every single poster?

>>37670502
The anon from Shrewsbury. He has been a regular for years and never seems to get recognised. I quite like him~

>>37670607
Enjoy lad. It's an incredibly liberating experience actually. I know it sounds like middle class wank to be like "travel changes you" but once you've looked after yourself in a foreign country you do become a bit more confident.

>>37670622

I remember him actually

>>37670502
That converse shoe guy was funny.

I'm really fucking angry right now and I don't know why

could crack some cunts skull in over nothing right now

>>37670638
Fuckin' mon then cunt.

>>37670638
Sounds like someone needs a good old fashioned tug

>>37670638
I'll meet you outside the Royal Oak in 20 minutes you poof

Just been looking for info on how to disable in app purchases on google.
All this shit is how to password or fucking pin protect shit so your kids don't spend mummy and daddy's money.

Nigger fuck you I need to protect my money from myself let me stop destroying myself I'm an addict please

>finished d gray man 8 years ago

>>37670638
Wanna fight? I haven't fought someone since primary school so I'll probably dislocate my shoulder after the first punch, lel.

>>37670709
You're an adult. It's not the companies responsibility, it's yours.
JUST LIKE IT'S THE PARENTS RESPONSIBILITY TO MAKE SURE THEIR KIDS AREN'T WATCHING PORN AT FUCKING 12 YEARS OLD.
Why can't kids just go to the park and find the sunday sport in the bushes like the good old days.

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>>37670280
Hello Damon poster, please could you rate my Damon?

>>37670750
Yes it's my responsibility, and shutting off access to the feature would be a responsible act on my part.

Some anon promised me he would make a Corbyn pepe with a crying May wojak.
Anon, I'm now here to claim it. pls post

>>37670750
My kids came home the other day after finding the sunday sport in the bushes, visibly terrified about a Curly Watts looking guy who is lurking in service stations.

>>37670821
>smug at losing slightly better than expected

>>37670870
>Losing

A hung parliament means there was no winner.

>>37670788
Rate it a solid 7.
Hate seeing Damon looking so old. It reminds me I'm getting old as well.

Just delete the apps lad.

>>37670830
I see what you did, and not gonna lie, I liked it lad.

>>37670788
>my feet hurt
>my music is too loud
>why does everyone hate the new Gorillaz album?
>will my daughter love me now I've put some rappers she likes on my album?
>I've never even heard of Danny Staples
>do these kids even my solo album?
>we should make another Blur album but the lads hate me
>why does this man have such long and blue nails?
>I wish Bobby Womack was here

>>37670896
Who got the most votes and seats?

>>37670898
Thanks mate. What's the latest with your wife, your unborn child, and the little goth bird you are banging?

>>37670923
That isn't how it's defined.

>>37670917
needs
>wish I was tucked in bed posting on /britfeel/

>>37670821
He hasn't won yet but I'm good for the promise lad.

Although the bargain also includes a smug May and crying wojack Corbyn if he loses

not sure whether its comforting or sad that my posts are so contentless they remain unrecognisable

>>37671006
>not adding a waifu with every post so they become recognisable

>>37670870
Man people are fucking retarded. Nobody won ya dipshit

>>37670898
I would but I've dumped enough into the games that I feel like I can't ditch them. Plus I actually enjoy them. I mean it's not like I don;t have the money to spend on them, but having to explain how I spent a hundred quid on a game again every few weeks starts to make me feel a bit shit but I swear it's like an insatiable need to spend on the things

>>37670923
>I got the most points on the test. I got 10 points. I needed 15 to pass. I win though haha look at my most points

>>37670917
kek, the blue nails are a friends. She got to hug him
And desu during the performance of Stylo there was a big picture of Womack up on screen and I shed a few tears

>tfw you're recognised for weaponised autism

>>37670957
>offer everyone everything short of a free ferrari
>face the worst tory leader ever
>with the worst manifesto ever
>even if other parties joined you your seats still wouldnt beat theirs
>Corbyn fanatics claim a glorious victory anyway

>>37670957
See
>>37669905
>She was in hospital the other night and I went in to see if she was okay. We spoke a little. She wants me to drop contact with the goth bird (obviously work can't be helped, but outside of work is a no). Not sure if I really want to. I mean I want to for the fact she's gonna have my kid but feel like that is the only reason I'd get back with her.
We are texting each other though.

Feel like I should probably break contact with the goth bird though, can't be healthy for me right now.

>>37671035
>Nobody won
who is the prime minister of this country right now lad

>>37671018
while i have a large collection of locons any post i make tends to be off the cuff so i just forget half the time

>>37671061
That you immediately talk about who is prime minister and not which party is in power shows you are wholly unqualified to have any kind of even basic opinion on our political system

>>37670425
What's changed km the bmx world? The alloys of the frame?
I went for a ride on my skateyboard last week. Too fat now and knackered after 1 minute.

>>37671048
No one claimed victory, you chump.
>>37671061
>Trying to redefine the meaning of winning an election

Britain isn't America lad.

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>>37671047
nobody is my equal
except maybe half of /britfeel/

>>37671052
Would you get with the goth bird under other circumstances?

Unless she's amazing I'd finish that up, not so you can necessarily get with your missus but so you can be parents without that distraction.

>>37671132
Nice detail with the hoverhand lad

Kek at all these salty Corbyn fanatics. "B-but May lost too" Face it, this was his best shot and he couldnt get the job done.

>>37671097
The frames (sizes, and materials), they way the are built etc as well. The materials is probably the biggest change though.

>knackered after 1 min.
I was like this when I first when back on my bmx. Now I just ride for a minute, coast, pump, coast, pump, ride.

>>37671035
Were the Gorillaz good? Thinking about seeing them when they tour later this year even though it'd be at Manchester Arena so I'd be tense the entire time.

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Stop being white and British

>>37671161
>The whole media attacking him
>Half of his own party not even behind him
>His best shot

I don't think so. You'll see his best shot in the next election. Not saying he'll definitely win that either, but that will be his best shot.

>>37671153
thanks family. I also chose one where her facial expression was one of disapproval

Anyone fancy coming out Weds? Pls no buli I'm not a cuck and my gf isn't even Thai she's racially pure

>>37671146
I would, she's actually a good person, as far as someone who knowingly goes with a married man. But you're right, I need to end it. Least for now until I get my shit together.

>>37671186
>The whole media attacking him
because he's shit
>Half of his own party not even behind him
because he's shit
>You'll see his best shot in the next election.
you mean when he's even older and the Tories actually have a proper leader? He couldnt even win against a tory platform of killing foxes and taking old people's homes ffs

>>37671193
>as far as someone who knowingly goes with a married man.

There aren't many women who wouldn't do that under the right circumstances.

>>37671230
>proper leader

Who?

Awful political discourse in here. Fucking shit arguments and all that, probably gonna dip out before I lose my temper

>>37671182
desu I was a little worn out after Danny Brown, had a bit of heat stroke, wasn't vibing with the crowd and had a panic attack so my opinion is a little off usual.
When it was good, it was amazing. I legit wept as they played songs like El Manana. Bt there was way too much off the new album. Like yeah it's new and thats what bands do but fuck come on man.
Crowd was too festivally as well. If that makes sense, like think about something as lacklustre and fake as possible and you have the crowd I was stood in. I think catching them speicfically on their own tour will feel more legit.

>>37670403
Doing it lads. Having to disolve it under tongue and it tastes horrible

>>37671300
What the Jack Johnson is subutex lad?

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>>37671192

in a way i wish i could make it, ive often thought about meeting up with other /britfeel/ personalities, could end up having a great night out or running for my life, would be fun to find out

>>37670923
Well Hillary got 3 million more votes than Trump...

>>37671230
>tories actually have a proper leader

Like Boris "350 million for the NHS" Johnson?

Don't make me laugh lad. You know why they haven't had a leadership contest yet, right? It's because there is literally no one better waiting in the wings.

>>37671323
It's what they give heroin addicts to ween them off. Friend I exchange drugs with sent me them (I'm the occasional heroin user and general drugtard you might recognise)

>>37671324
Thanks m8. Wish someone would sign up again, I don't feel like it's a big ask. At this rate I'm going to end up asking people from more dangerous boards like /soc/ or /int/ or even /pol/ or /lgbt/

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>It's because there is literally no one better waiting in the wings.
>he hasnt taken the Mogg-pill yet

>>37671415
Dude is a fucking silver spoon choking on piece of shit.
When will anyone learn that tories aren't fucking real people

Time to dig into my tin of anchovies I think lads haha

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>It's because there is literally no one better waiting in the wings.
>he hasnt taken the Kwasi-pill yet

>>37671360
That's not true lad. They also have incredible vote winners such as:

Amber "Nearly Lost Her Seat" Rudd and Phillip "Spreadsheet Phil" Hammond, David "Sugarman" Davis or Jeremy "Rhymes With" Hunt.

>a couple in their mid-thirties will never dress you up like a girl and emasculate you and use you like a mouth slave in order to boost their love for each other

sigh...

odds I order food
Evens I don't

>>37671476
Looks like you are starving tonight lad.

>>37671433
He's just a meme lad I didnt even vote tory

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>>37671476
this plate is your fate

oririr

>>37671520
Elite meme

Only going to watch sony e3 lads, probably just because I bought a ps4.

>>37671578
ebin lad?

what games do you have?

>>37671578
same lad tbqh hoping for good stuff

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>>37671594
I have bloodborne which I've played already, tekken 7, a load of ps plus games and whatever I could sneak away from my brothers.

thinking of buying nioh if I can find it reduced sometime.

I'm so bad at tekken and I don't know how to go about learning it

>>37671611
don't really expect much, last thing I was glad they announced was Shenmue3 desu

>>37671578
>sony e3
what time does it start?

>>37671656
at 1 lad, 25mins

>>37671656
Half an hour lad. Really tempted to order takeaway for it but don't know if I should

>>37671670
>>37671669
Same time as MONDAY NIGHT RAW. I'm not even a gamer but I've been watching to enjoy the meltdown

>>37671670
And yes lad get some food and get your comfy on why the fuck not?

>>37671627
>Shenmue3
Shenmue 1 was ultimate comfy, would un-ironically play the shit out of an 80s NEET simulator similar to the first few hours of that

>>37671627
what is your psn lad? i have tekken, and ive got tilde added as a friend.

>>37671670
Definitely should lad, wish I had some beers just drinking soda water because it feels like booze

>>37671520

Single best meme in the history of britfeel from November 2014 to June 2017

>>37671731
I re-played it loads, wish dreamcast emulator worked well or they remastered them.

>>37671734
I'd rather not post it here, I have good reasons don't worry, post yours lad and i'll write it down, I'm not on right now. I might not play tekken i'm not sure yet, having a hard time grasping basics

>>37671669
>>37671656
Thought it was at 2?

>check out the crunchyroll forum
>the general discussion area is like /pol/lite
is there a big crossover between anime watchers and being right wing?

>>37671799
no idea lad, I'm just going from this

http://www.e3countdown.com

>>37671773
my psn is mattytg345

i understand if you dont want to play tekken right now.

>>37671814

There is now. Put it this way, In 2011 when Anders Breivik committed his mass killing, he was a representative of the average /pol/ack. In 2017 when Randy Stair committed his mass killing, he was a representative of the average /pol/ack

>>37671814
/pol/ is full of white weeaboos and asian wehraboos so yes

>>37671856
This theory is pretty great haha

>>37671825
Guess I will go have a look after fucking up this time trial on 2048 a few more times.

>>37671856
That's pretty bang on. There's still a 'militant' side to it but I fucking laugh when normies talk about it like it's some scary place full of neo-nazi monsters.

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>>37671627
They announced Shenmue 3? Fanfuckingtastic, put down some bongs on that ages ago. Finally recovered after winning my first Tekken tournament this afternoon as 'Rainmaker' King. Pic related. Extremely stressful, might play a bit more tomorrow, or might focus on getting the Platinum first.

>>37671931
>They announced Shenmue 3?


they announced the kickstarter 2 years ago, fairly certain it should be released soon but i've not checked

>>37671947
Oh. Well yeah I was there for that as I alluded to. Thought you meant there'd been more at E3.

>>37671931
>>37671947
They just announced it's delayed to 2018.

Fat women are so disgusting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh7ukQ2n2Us

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>>37671966
nah
>>37671967
I didn't even kickstart it despite being a big shenmue fan, all the normies pretending to love shenmue afterwards was insufferable really. Not suprised its been delayed, kickstarter is real dodgy, haven't really got my hopes up for it if i'm honest. I'd rather them re-release 1 and 2

>>37672014
Why would normies pretend to like a weebcore game if they didn't play the first two? That doesn't make any sense.

>>37672014
>I'd rather them re-release 1 and 2

There's been rumours that that's gonna happen and with Sega releasing Bayonetta, Vanquish and fucking Sonic Lost World on Steam, I can see it happening. I'd be excited for it; I remember playing a demo for Shenmue 2 a lot and thinking it was really cool but I never bought the full game.

it's on!
please be good

>>37672041
so they can pretend to be OH SO COOL LE GAMERS and get video views, just search for it on youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXJTWEEi6BM

>>37672066
yeah, they don't hold up too well tbqh, doubt many new players would enjoy it. quite archaic and people would complain about the QTE probably

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Decided against ordering food. I'm eating this disgusting combo instead

Whether you like it or not, whether you disagree with the general opinion or not, /pol/ used to be full of intelligent discussion. Functional, intelligent, successful people who otherwise couldn't publicise their views would join in the discussion and share their beliefs and theories. Now the entire place is entirely weak, basement dwellers with no self-respect and barely a miligram of testosterone.

You'd be hard pushed to find an attractive, wealthy, fit man on /pol/ these days.

Is not just the preshow shit for the different channels that starts at 1?

>>37672014
Kickstarter is really bad, very few projects actually make enough money to deliver on their goals correctly. Only really worth it for small indie teams, sort of team you need for AAA costs a fortune.

>>37672088
I might leave it ta. I remember when I first played it I was absolutely blown away by QTEs
>Fucking up in the marketplace and getting melon all over your face
>The barber's
>The Tiger-Swallow Style cage fighter
Shenmue 2 was my favourite game for years desu and the beginning of my sub>dub elitism
For your fix of Ryo Hazuki, try Project X-Zone 2

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>>37672106
Think you should have ordered food lad, look at it

>>37672169
I know lad, I don't want to eat it. Maddest things just happened though and my dads brought pizza home.

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>>37672117
>panel shit full of faker US GAMERS
>not starting the show

fuck sake lads, hate video games

>>37672210
Welp, back to sucking at Wipeout for another hour.

Just watched this show called naked attraction.
Literally roastie central.

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Just finished up Frog Fractions 2. It is, without a hint of irony, my GOTY. Or of last year, I suppose
What's yours, lads?
Post waifus.

Really fancy some weebshit right now. Wish I could be a long alcoholic weeb just watching battle shonen and deep faggotry at night, then recovering from a hangover and watching comfy and moe shows all day, maybe some moe games. Like that new one coming out about mahou shoujo by the people who did the Atelier games. Just want to escape desu.

Just woke up to a large cut on my arm and blood all over my bed. What the fuck lads. One the bright side I woke up in time for the sony E3 conference so, silver linings

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>>37672377
haven't completed a game in 2016 or played anything launched this year

in 2016 I played Dark Souls 3, it would have to be that lad.

I don't even know wha frog fractions 2 is, I read the wikipedia page, still don't really know what it is

Anyone want to late night talk?

Post your discord if you're interested

>>37672400
Why cant you do those things?

>>37672435
sure lad but I'll talk in britfeel

>>37672448
Got a job, got a live-in gf.

>>37672435
>>37672452
I'll chat with you lads. What's the Britfeel discord?

Has the Sony conference actuary started or what?

Why do you need a discord ffs

>>37672377
I wish I could actually play Frog Fractions 2 without having to play through a decent chunk of the game again. I used one of the codes to skip to it inside of the game Glittermitten Grove , but when I tried to get back to it, it started me off back at the beginning.

Unimpressed with it anon, and the GOTY so far for me would be Hollow Knight and Night in the Woods

>>37668504
Came all the way from Manchester to go to Demon Dayz, it was fucking great, still recovering and I'm burned to shit

>>37672493
2am lad, just preshow crap at the moment.

>>37672462
>live-in gf.
that sounds like my worst nightmare

>>37672496
Once you get into Frog Fractions you can just press continue from the title screen.

Got a nice buzz on lads

>>37672525
Ahh, mind letting us know when its starting lad?

What's the nicest thing you've done for another /britfeel/ lad?

>>37672538
Nice to begin with. Now the cracks are starting to show tbqh. She controls the purse strings too. Doesn't work, just has rich parents. I don't feel depressed but objectively my life is kind of awful haha

>>37672563
Jealous lad

>>37672525
Can't, went back to sucking at Wipeout for a bit.

>>37672561
It keeps taking me back to the main game though, since I used the code without getting to the underground door . I don't think I want to play the dos minimap for most of it anway, but does it get better?

>>37672605
Sounds tough mate. How long you been together?

>>37672584
Offered to buy him a pint in person. He declined, but the offer was there.

>>37672584
Never did anything nice.

At one point I phoned up the anti-terrorist police on a /britfeel/ lad. Then I grassed him up to the benefits office. Then I phoned up his uni to support him being expelled. And finally I phoned up his uni to congratulate them for expelling him.

Haven't done anything nice though.

>>37672474
>What's the Britfeel discord
There isn't one, some lad started it but couldn't be fucked running it more than 6 hours

>>37672624
An extraordinary length of time. About a decade.

>>37672619
I guess it's like Dorf Fort in that you adjust yourself to it. But if it's not your cup of tea that's fine. Most of the fun is just gimmicks, desu.

>>37672377
Nier is my GOTY so far.

Outside of racing games I don't think I've played anything else this year.

>>37672628
Was that the yank lad?

>>37672584
talked to them on steam I guess

>>37672663
You been playing Dirt 4?

>>37672660
I would be more happy to try it again, if it wasn't for the bug, but I'll give it a go before I head to bed. What would be your 2nd GOTY so far then?

>>37672690
Nah, I wouldn't dream of it

got a headache lads

>>37672703
Yeah, it's not as bad as some of the autists are saying but if you've got a wheel it's tonnes of fun.

>>37672713
Probably Nier Automata or Forza Horizon 3 even though it's from last year

>>37672690

nah, that was me, and he offered to buy me pint/lunch, which I gladly accepted.

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>>37672584
Nice?
That's not really my forte..

X

>>37672584

Sent someone a tenner when they were out of leccy, although paypal delayed the payment by 3 days so they ran out in the end

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>That's not really my forte..

>>37672776
Where did you go Shippy? Did you get a round in after he bought lunch?

>>37672754
The autists expected Dirt Rally 2 so they were always gonna be disappointed. I was expecting the proper follow up to Dirt 3 so I'm enjoying despite it lacking a lot of the flash of that game.

Lads i fucked up real bad.
Girl at work pretty much say she would do anything for money including prostitution.
This is at lunch btw.
Haven't been taking my meds so im extra on edge.
Yell at her saying that morality is lost on her and she is a single celled amoeba.
That only petty men with no real life force would love her for the shallow non-person she is.
+((I got fired))+

Feeling the feels of regret lads. Ditched a girl because she was a dead end. I miss her every day though, more or less.

>>37672833
Fuck lad....
lesson learnt though ey? stay on the right side of the women at work.

>>37672833
I was hoping you were going to say that you offered her money to fuck you.

>>37672763
What's your steam anon, we should talk some more?

>>37672377
>Frog Fractions 2
this some ZZT game?

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>Yell at her saying that morality is lost on her and she is a single celled amoeba.

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>>37672377
not really played any recent 1s. thinking of sacking the xbone off and getting a ps4, for wipeout. i loved that game desu.

>>37672853
What made her a dead end lad?

>>37672763
Horizon 3 is great and the Hot Wheels expansion is fun

Anyone here tried having sex in a car?
It's not as easy as it looks it porn lads.
Fucking fake taxi.

>>37672857
Can't fucking stand em lad.
Only met one woman that didn't have some greasy motive in life.
Fucking hate how it's now acceptable and even praised to be a shallow whore with no self respect or value.
Kinda wish i was a knight.

>>37672853
>Ditched a girl because she was a dead end
the fuck does that even mean?

>>37672826

We went to a pub (The Swan & Castle) which I marked on Zeemaps, took him around some of the colleges, through the centre, through the unviersity parks, to Blackwells bookstore, he took a photo of the ancient building on Ship street.

I would have but I was literally down to my last 7 quid, 6 of which I spent on the train ticket but he was understanding as I wasn't due to get paid until that friday. He mentioned 'that annoying paki' and we spoke about some of the regulars. He was a good chap, We spent a good 2-3 minutes standing around in the train station not knowing if each other was the person we were meeting though.

>>37672886
>>37672904
Fat, depressed feminist shut-in with no prospects, no ambition and no hope for the future and some cats

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>>37672895
tried reading a book in my car the other day, impossible to get comfy anywhere in there.

don't see how sex would be possible physically

>>37672882
Sorry lad.
I'm pretty poor with words, bit of a brainlet wagie ya see.

>>37672895
Only a handjob

>>37672929
Kek no lad it's something the morality man might say

>>37672863
I'd rather talk on /britfeel/ if that's okay with you, anon. Especially given how quiet the thread gets about now.

>>37672880
It's heavily based off one, I think. It's still in the humble bundle if you want to give it a look. Or you could pirate it, I guess.

i want to get study the economy a bit because i know fuck all bout it. is the capital by karl marx a good starting point? people say that it is great for understanding capitalism

>>37672928
I can get comfy in the car lad, it's easy. Especially when you roll the seat back and chill. I've parked my car up a few times to sleep.

It's physically possible assuming you aren't both fatties, it's just awkward.

>>37672941
Ended up just getting a blowy and finger banging her because it was just weird her trying to get on top and ride me.

>>37672957
No worries, that's alright with me. I would post mine, but I'm too much of a pussy to do so. I also think I solved the glitch, which must be related to the code. Now I can load the game by just clicking continue as you said before. Do you know when the game annually saves?

>>37672981
I was going to start with economics in one lesson or something, reading Marx first probably isn't a great idea

>>37673006
depends on the car I guess, I drive a boxxy 2005 shitcar with a bad interior