How do you actually answer to "what's up"?

"Not much" or "Just trying to get by" are my answers

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"Just talking to some idiot who asks me empty questions that don't mean a god damn thing" is my go-to response.

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>>37663780
If it's the intro, I just say "'sup?" back to them. If it's a follow up after the introduction, I say "Not much."

>>37663780
>All good! You?

Always respond like you're good. Trust me.

>not much
One time my parents had a cook out, and one of their friends asked me what's up. I said not much, and the guy went into a spastic "NOT MUCH?? LOOK AROUND YOU, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE NOT MUCH"??
I wanted to say "if you already know what's up, why are you asking me", but instead i did an awkward laugh and walked away

>>37663780
y-you too citizen

>>37663780
>Doing good, you?
Is just small chat, they will probably answer good too and then you can move on with your life

>nothing atm bro, how about you