ITT: We all live in the same house oregano

>>37663594
Piss bottles, gay sex, lesbian sex, the occasional fembot hiding in the closet hoping her orbiters will protect her, everyone wears masks because the air smells like shit due to everyone shitting on the floor and rolling in it, any pets that any anons had were sacrificed for food, everyone literally just dies within 9 months.

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>>37663594

WHY ARE THERE HAIRS IN THE SHOWER DRAIN AGAIN. HOW CAN YOU BE SO INCONSIDERATE THAT YOU DON'T TAKE THEM OUT YOURSELF AFTER SHOWERING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37663667
The showers are so far gone, the only thing that comes out of them are piss, shit, and semen, all conjoined into one horrible mess, the only way to get clean is to go outside in the rain (hopefully we would live somewhere where it rains a lot) and dump shampoo on your hair and body wash, naked, and hope the cops don't get called. The sinks are basically useless.

>>37663594
Neets and wagecucks are screaming at eachother until the wagecucks head for work while the neets get smug. Repeat until the neets die at 40.

>>37663594
New plan. We kick out everyone without at least basic hygiene.

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Who didn't flush ?

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>i live in the waterheater closet
>eat twice a week
>put a padlock on the door so as to not get assaulted by anons

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>>37663594
Alright, which one of you thieving niggers took my Fosters?

>>37663667
>tfw using someone else's hair and beauty products every day without their permission

i WILL be the cutest boy in the house
no matter what!

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>>37663594
Can someone go to the shop and get me some Jaffa Cakes? The cashier makes me nervous.

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>>37663730
>tfw certified locksmith
>tfw gonna get that boipussy at night

>>37663758
We can go together, anon.

>>37663594
I'm going to mcdonalds, does anybody want anything?

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Can someone explain the blood stain on the toilet ceiling?

Why's there black vans parked outside? Might be new robots. Should I let them in?

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will all of you please go out so i can go to the kitchen and empty my piss bottles

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>>37663766
>tfw he thinks a masterlock is enough to keep him safe

i'll have it open in under 10 seconds, guaranteed or your money back

>>37663717
Congrats, now all you have to do is clear all the gay sex going on.

>>37663800
Oh shit fuckfu cufkcufk,

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Wait was that a HDD I saw flying from the window?

A normie family moved in next door.
We know what to do lads.

>>37663825
I don't mind the gay sex though.

>>37663667
>implying anyone here showers

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>>37663794
Get me 2 20 piece nuggers and a larg fry plese,

>>37663794
Go to KFC, ask for 2 thighs and a pair of meaty breasts.

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>>37663812
>tfw i actually have no boipussy
unless you want to assault a skeleton femanon look elsewhere
try the upstairs hall closet, there's a trap living in there.

>>37663594
the little garage is mine

you stay the fuck out.

yeah i know it smells like pot.

no im not growing pot in here.

just stay the fuck out of my garage anon

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no laundry machine no dishes no one takes out the trash
don't know all my roommates because I just lay in my bed in the basement
don't know if it's day or night

>>37663594
>no one is digging the second basement yet
fuck you guys, Im going deep into the earth

>>37663914
little garage here

yall wanna play some d&d?

>>37663935
Sign me the fuck up anon

>>37663594
>public relief fembot git realeased by her chains again by some orbiter cuck
When I find out who the fuck did this, you can be sure our next update for the house would be a public relief femboi

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my names chad heard you have an open room

someone have a gun with some ammo? Could I lend it? Just asking for a friend haha

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>>37664025
*hears muffled reeeeeee sypmhony from upstairs*

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>>37663935
we got a DM?

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want to be roommates?

>>37663935
which system

>>37664246
doesn't matter we'll have crybabies no matter the system.

if 5e pathfinder and 3.5 will cry
ect ect

>>37663717
Congrats, now we have two factions at war that will fight till the very last man for the house.

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Hey boys, would you like some milk?

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>>37664378
I have never seen a video of her getting fucked. Anyone know where I could find some?

>>37664310
lets just settle for adnd and everyone will be happy

How long would it take for the 3 females to get gangbanged

>>37664598
>females
you mean the guys in the dresses?

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JO sesh in the garage just don't get any cum on my power tools

>>37664378
no, me and my la gona go shit post wana join us instead?

>>37664646
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY LITTLE GARAGE

you can have the big garage

dont call the cops

will there be any place in the house not covered in semen or piss? the roof maybe?

>>37664705
my room
you can't come in

>>37664846
*cums through keyhole*
*cums under door*
*drills gloryhole*

I am NOT opening the door, this is my room, fuck off it's full

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Toilets blocked again but I still had to go anyway, sorry but I don't do drains.

>>37664865
i'm telling >>37664646 you used his power tools to cum through the door
say goodbye to your piss jugs

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I've just bought new speakers, don't expect to get any sleep

Lads I got my willy stuck in the vacuum cleaner and now it won't turn off.

>>37664949
Did you scoop up shit water with your mug?

>>37664955
i dont need piss jugs anymore i have a piss house
also that gloryhole can be used by the whole house i did something for the community

>>37664971
i will get chad to bet you up, I need my beauty sleep.

>>37664980
Tried to but gave up and stamped the rest of the poo down the shower drain, think that's blocked too going by the gurgling sounds.

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The attics mine but if someone wants to come up and watch hulu or play vidya with me, thats okay...

>>37664994
>implying he'll find me

>>37664978
i'll get the plunger
again

I shit on bed

All the bed

No bed is safe

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WHERE ARE MY TENDIES
I WANT TENDIES
I WANT YUMMY TENDIES IN MY TUMMY NOW
REEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>37665031
Take it to the toilet instead. We need to fucking unplug it I'm about to give in. Also some disinfectant to the shower. There's hit in there

>>37665031
Be careful this time, I had to manually push the prolapse back inside me last time.

the pizzamen said he wont be delivering to us anymore how the fuck will we survive??

Who came into the shampoo again?

>>37665081
That's not cum but the pus from my ass boil. Sorry for that one.

>>37665066
No idea because the cooker doesn't fucking work anymore, some dickhead diverted the power to the secret rape dungeon.

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do we have a dedicated boyslut yet?

>>37665066
don't cook tonight
call chickend delight

>>37665097
You offering lad?

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>something's moving inside the walls
I-it's not the rape dwarf, right?

>>37665097
Spot's still free for grabs. Count me out tho thats gay af

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>>37665118
shit i doomed myself

>>37665127
That might be that robot who looks like beetle juice and navigates around the house using the crawl space.

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>>37665150
holy shit do we have an actual robot to tell us to be oragno in the house?

>>37665097
>having a public boyslut
>not having them privatized
commies, I swear

>>37665172
boysluts are rare we can be lucky if we even have one in the house so ofc we have to share
also dont let chad come close to the house

Somewhere in the world there is a group home where everything ITT happens on a regular basis.

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just imagine the landlords face after he kicks us out and looks at the house

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>>37665022
>blasting music
>won't be found

will also make chad suck his cock desu

Someone reset the router again, I just got banned from my favorite Chinese knitting forum.

>>37665251
>having the speaker on you
everything planned

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>>37663935
sign me up, i already got a boy rolled and ready

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ALRIGHT I'M FUCKING TIRED IF ALL YOU FUCKING NORMIES IN THIS HOUSE.

EVERYONE BETTER GET THE FUCK OUT BEFORE I GO ON A KILLING RAMPAGE

>>37665294
>find speakers
>turn them off

>>37665409
>turn them on again

>>37665391
Don't shot I'm not resisting! I've just become stuck in the vacuum cleaner again and can't move.

>>37665206
>boysluts are rare

you poor innocent child

they're everywhere

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how we gon pay te electricity and internet this month?

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>anon found my drug drawer

I'd probably genuinely live with some you guys if everyone was clean/ had basic hygeine and had at least a part time job to help pay bills.

>>37665454
with my btc

>>37665454
Well I've already contributed by watering the garden and growing the cactus plants to fend off the normans.

I just managed to unclog the fucking toilet you cunts. Shitting isn't that hard
Also is someone growqing weed in the small garage?

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WHOSES CUM STAINS ON THE SHEETS AGAIN

>>37665468
>femanon found the fecal futon

>>37665513
literally everyones

>>37665420
>risk engaging chad
you got more balls than I thought desu

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>>37665513
m-me, sorry anon

>>37665529
I know the secrets of the house

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Here guys this is proof I'm good enough to stay here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvYrQ0G3Mdc

>>37665511
You're damn right I'm growing weed!
Fuck that wagie shit, I'm an entrepreneur!
tfw you really need to stop giving your friends and roommates freebies.

>>37665469
My autismbux pays for all of my things.

>>37665511
Did you happen to find a hamster down there? I think he fell when I was using the plunger.

>>37665617
I dunno. I had to use chemicals. It bubbled and sizzed. Can anyoe PLEASE disinfect the fuckin g shower? There's still shit all over the thing. Anyone brave enough to go to the store?

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Hey guys I think I need...help if ye know what I mean..but it will cost 100$ per person and one month of free food for me

>>37665663
Can't we just order it from amazon pantry? Its not like any of us are OCD about showering, right?

>>37665685
Why trapma, what a big penis you have!

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STOP FUCKING WALKING IN ON ME FAPPING
IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY
REEEEEE

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Can I borrow 10 dollars from someone? My Discord girlfriend wants me to send her money again.

>>37665742
is bitcoin okay?

>>37665742
Sure here you go, put in a good word for me ok.

>walk into a room
>someone locks the door behind me
haha very funny, unlock me

>>37665742
Sorry man I'm waiting for this fucking idiot on discord to send me 10 bucks

>>37665742
Is dogecoin okay?

>>37665763
Ok man what room are you in?

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>>37665763
I think it's too late for you now ....

Oh and thank to the one who cloed the door

>>37665782
The one next to the attic

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>>37665807
There's no room there anon

Someone get more tissues desu

>>37665840
just use your socks
fuckin fancy-ass

Sorry lads our BLACKED account got banned for bandwidth abuse

>>37665838
>There's no room there anon
then what room am I in?

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DID YOU FUCKING HEAR THAT SOUND?????

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want some watermelon, anon?

>>37665900
Mine...>>37665783

Hmmmmm huhuhu huh HahahahahahahahHHAHAAHAHAHH

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Alright, own up. Who the fuck ate all my Bernard Matthews Mini Chicken Kievs?

>>37663905
jasonk9788

add me on Line femanon.

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I'M GOING TO KILL EVERYONE IN THIS FUCKING HOUSE

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Hey little garage anon can I stay with you.
I like smoking weed and playing guitar so I don't think we would have problems.
I can also help you grow.

>>37665932
ask the guy who's growing weed
>>37665949
I've got my own shotgun good luck

>>37665918
I'm breaking the door open

>>37665900
>>37665918
I smell rape.

Also, WHO ATE MY ICE CREAM??

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If any of you touch my qtpi bf I'll fucking shank ya

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>>37665960
MY NIGGAS ARE COMING FOR YOU BOI

WHICH ONE OF YOU SLIMY CUNTS CAME OVER MY PLUSHY

I LEAVE FOR 5 FUCKING MINUTES


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>37665970
The door fucking vanished what the fuck!?

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>>37665970
Yeah...do whatever you want...but just one thing, you're trapped in the 4th dimension room !

Does anyone want to kiss?

>>37666018
You can kiss my hairless ass

scrolling through this thread is just as chaotic as actually living in the house would be

H-hey would anyone like a coffee .?..

>>37663794
Curly fries and some nuggers

>>37666018
Eat my ass faggot
doasdoas34

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>>37666037
>>37666072
Alright, anilingus is one of my fetishes. After I do that to both of you, then can we kiss on the mouth?

Guys the Chad sorority nextdoor called in a noise complaint about us, what do we do?

>>37666055
Shut the fuck with your fucking coffee. No one like you

>>37666111
No


9987658*((***((**((**

>>37666125
Haha j-just tricking..

>>37666117
Call Rodger, he knows how to deal with Chads

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>>37666153
Yeah sure why not. Which room?

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Happy birthday, anon. We can start the party after I've had my coffee.

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WHY ARE THERE STREAKS OF SHIT ON THE SOFA?