/britfeel/

first for tildes legs

What was the best wank you ever had lads?

>>37663169
the one tonight over tildes thighs
worst was over his hands

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>What's all this then?
original

>>37663159
Old man hands, creepy Prado in the park legs.

>>37663231
prove him wrong, tilde lad
Post it

>>37663231
Peado.
Fucking autocorrect.

Eighth for impulsively ordered a male masturbator and lube followed by immediately regretting it

fucks sake lads

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>>37663281
>male masturbator and lube

>>37663221
Got 20% on my Hazzard and Perception lad.
Gonna die when I actually pass my test.

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>>37663288
morality is pure ideology

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>first placement match
>absolutely slaying it as D.VA
>Won the first two rounds and set to win the third
>Player on my team leaves
>ohno.jpeg
>Lose the next three rounds
>Lose first placement match despite being probably the best player

WHAT THE FUCK LADS. WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT. DOES THAT LAD THINK ITS A FUCKING JOKE. DOES HE THINK MY LIFE IS A JOKE. FUCKING CUNT. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37663159
>Just skinny legs of a bloke
Don't know what you were all expecting, posting an anime girl daily doesn't fem up your body.

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Getting destroyed online lads. I knew I was bad but not this bad~

>>37663231
Shut up!

>>37663256
Already posted my legs if that's what you mean senpai~

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>>37663159
>can't wank to tildes legs because your not a leg man your a tummy man

>>37663356
post your stretched asshole

Just signed on for the first time lads, stressful as all hell but I'm pretty sure the work coach took pity on me.

Went to grab some food after and had to wait ages for a distracted nigress to turn the fuck around and get my burger. To top it all off, after I sat down a pair of loud chink women sat behind me and wouldn't shut up so I couldn't even enjoy my meal. Fucking hell, I hate this city

>>37663335
Why did you wait so long to do them senpai? You do it early and you can rekt the plebs who only do placements for comp points.

>>37663356
You brought it on yourself lad.
All eaifufags are uggos.
So are the other avatarfags but at least they don't pretend to be fem.

Bet albarn lad looks nothing like albarn, probably an ugly cunt like Noel Gallagher.

>>37663356
>Getting destroyed online lads. I knew I was bad but not this bad~
i like you anon ;3

>>37663389
bought the game last week and have only just reached level 25 tbqh lad

>>37663380
>work coach took pity on me
they are going to tear you apart m8

Why the fuck is it so bright at night? I swear it was broad daylight at 9pm last night. Fuck this shit.

>>37663405
same lad, calibrated at 2.2k but only play mercy/lucio. Its such a frustrating experience when people just pick dps and run around by themselves

>>37663391
I do look fem lad. No amount of bullying will change that~

>>37663401
I-I like you too desu~

>>37663419
It's such a pisstake. I find tanks and healers are the biggest team players.

My tactic is to rush and disrupt groups of enemies. If I have a mercy healing me I'm unstoppable. However if the rest of the team doesn't get involved and tries to solo from distance the whole thing just goes to shit. Really pisses me off.

>>37663425
honestly lad your legs are too skinny to be fem, maybe the rest of you is but you'd have to post that

>>37663410
This. They smell the weak and tend to use them to get their quota of sanctions for the month because you never complain.

Think I'm gonna watch blade wahey

How old is ebin?

>>37663450
>>37663410
>quota of sanctions
Fuck, I didn't know this existed. I've got to go twice a week and I don't know how the fuck to keep this up

>>37663468
24 I think lad.

>>37663450
they managed to put a sanction on me which I appealed and won and when every time I went in after that I was smug about it and let them know they were wrong. Fuck it feels good to get them on the back foot

>>37663425
Not bullying lad, just giving you some constructive criticism you should take in mind.

Not everyone is fem.
I have wide hips, but that doesnt mean in fem.

I think you've been around he mentally ill paki too much lad.

>>37663468
Body of a 12 year old but soul of a thousand year old witch so it's totally legal

I would bet a substantial amount of money that I'm the most atractive avatar fag in britfeel

>>37663449
I thought my thighs were quite fat. They feel that way to me at least. Going to buy some foundation and concealer tomorrow so I can get back into crossdressing . I genuinely think I look fem desu~

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>want to buy a comfy old campervan
>will never be able to afford one
>tfw cant make my dreams come true

>>37663479
The idea that he's 24 but he hasn't been more than 150 miles from his house is so sad. I feel so bad for him.

>>37663468

24, not sure when he is 25

>>37663405
Well don't worry too much about your placement. After you get placed your sr gains for winning are massive and losses reduced for your first 30 or so games. You climb very quickly.
>>37663419
If you care about rank you need to learn some carry heroes ebin.

>>37663511
>Going to buy some foundation and concealer tomorrow so I can get back into crossdressing
what's the point if we don't get to see desu

>>37663530
what are carry heroes?

t. not ebin

There are kids outside pretending to be Pikachu.

Constantly screaming Pikachu's and Chu's.

They missed the boat by about 18 years, they must get shit in school for acting like such autists.

>>37663537
Doubt I will post my face on here yet

I think it's my most fem feature~

>>37663511
Tilde you have an eating disorder and are dangerously underweight, trust me they aren't fat

Ok I'm going to try anime lads. Give me a really good accessible anime. Don't want it to be too mad. Bonus points if it's a bit cute but has deep messages.

>>37663569
bible black

sdg

*
>>37663509
Don't know lad, isn't albarn married and got a bit on the side. Either he's attractive enough or just spots good game.

>>37663569
No rin
It's on YouTube but you have to swap between subtitled and dubbed

>>37663569
Cowboy bebop tbqhwyl

>>37663581
hence why I made the post

>>37663569
K-On! desu

>>37663569
Boku no pico. Og as fuck lad.

>>37663569
angel beats is pretty entry level

>>37663569
Madoka.

Oregagagaano

>>37663581
>shagging a fat goth in Scotland

Doesn't exactly mean he's attractive.

>>37663569

Holy fuck. The response I just got off this post. Was not expecting that. How come there's so many fucking weebs in britfeel?

>>37663632
4chan was created specifically for anime discussion pol gif and the rest were added later

>>37663545
Heroes that can make a massive difference in lower, disorganized ranks while you climb up. Roadhog is the best for it imo, health of a tank while being able to one shot most heroes, he's total bullshit. Thankfully the fat fuck is finally getting nerfed. 76 and Zarya are good bets too though, people sometimes go full retard when dealing with the latter in lower ranks.

>>37663569
>>37663632
Watch gantz

>>37663632
on an etheopian moose charming forum? idk

>>37663604
How's life going albarn lad? Still banging the qt goth? How's gonna be a dad treating you?
>>37663625
Not sure it's a fat goth lad, he did describe her as skinny and not sure if I'm making this up but didn't he once say she looked like death from Sandman?
>TFW she is probably a munter.

Check my satanic trips
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>>37663632
Where do you think you are normal scum.

>>37663632
They're mostly joke recomendations or people have no idea what entry level means.

>>37663676
why the fuck are people like this.

You got any entry level suggestions? I know that cowboy bepop is one of the more popular ones and it's on netflix so I might try that. Not really into cowboy shit though it's a bit gay.

>>37663676
No rin is entry level it's on YouTube so it's easy to find its mostly light comedy perfect for new people

>>37663668
>Not sure it's a fat goth lad

C'mon. When have you ever seen a goth girl who is over 18 and not fat?

>>37663696
the ones that hero aren't

>>37663688
>cowboy shit
Lad its got nothing to do with cowboys, not sure if you're memeing its in space

>>37663569
watamote.
nice and easy and generates feels.

Haven't eaten a fucking thing today.

Not that hungry either.

This is the end, my britfeel friends, the end.

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>>37663468
>>37663479
>>37663520
>>37663516
I'm 23 turning 24 in a while actually. You don't need to tell me how sad and deprived of life experiences is my life is lad, I'm quite aware. To think my looks might start declining a lot before I even do anything is a bit of a worry.
>>37663530
I'm really bad, I might try play tank though
>>37663632
depends what ur looking for really. Monster is great but a bit long for a first series, Samurai Champloo is a great first series desu, or you could just go straight to the best animes like kaiji

>>37663688
I really liked One Punch Man. It's a bit like DBZ which I'm sure you saw as a kid like the rest of us

>>37663294

I wouldn't worry about that lad. You're not gonna pass.

>>37663696
Quite a lot lad. Goths are rare as fuck and fat birds have different cultures to kick around in now. The few goth/alt girls I see here are skinny.

He posts on /r9k/ so you're probably right.
>Cheating on your wife with a fat bird

>>37663688
Cowboy Bepop is the best one listed so far imo, it's not a cowboy flick.
>>37663694
>it's on YouTube so it's easy to find
That has nothing to do with entry level though. Entry level is showing someone that has no experience with anime a more western-friendly show so they can get a shallow start. Most people don't jump into the deep end of loving cute girls doing cute things with some jokes like No-rin, that will make them get bored.

after all that I've decided anime is bent as fuck and is not for me.

Gonna start watching game of thrones instead or some other fantasy series. I'm looking for escape.

On another note, how old were you and how did you discover anime lads?

>>37663739
Thing is lad my instructor says I'm a good driver and he recommended I do my theory and hazzard so I can focus on my practical test.

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>>37663632
Where do you think you are.

You should watch Code Geass to start with. It's super accessible, well animated with lots of action, got all the tropes in there (if your new you won't really notice anyway, they're done ok regardless), you won't get bored at all. Hell even the dub is passable if you can't stand subs (still watch it subbed though)

>>37663425
>Massive man hands full of creases
>Weird spackers legs

Posting pics was a mistake tilde

>>37663772
Each to their own but you should watch Vikings instead of GoT

Where do you find all your animes lads most of mine is see are from crunchyroll

>>37663556
To be honest tilde you've said your hands and legs are fem and they've both turned out to be regular mans features. Pack it up you're embarrassing yourself you attention whore.

>>37663705
>>37663768
>cowboy bebop has nothing to do with cowboys

You lads are being just as daft as the other guy. Cowboy Bebop is a sci fi western.

>>37663772
I was like 12. There was a magazine called manga mania I picked up because it had 'comics' in it. The first issue I had was running Akira and tank police and spragen? The one with the kid looking for the arc.

That same year Akira got remastered and released on DVD. Got my brother to rent it from blockies. Suddenly feel in love with animu.

Also Bravo started showing 90s ultra violent OVAs like AD police, Tank Police, Bubblegum Crisis etc.

>>37663805
>>37663865
please please don't bully the tilde

>>37663829
torrents

>he pays for anime

lol, sucker

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>>37663805
>>37663865
No bullying desu. And my legs are fine, your mean words will not change that~

>>37663900
What sites are good public trackers.

>>37663900
If I like something I pay for it

Seems like there were a few last thread. who here is /wales/?

>>37663909
Tilde please look at the picture and highlight the feminine features of your legs.

>>37663909
post more to prove these cunts wrong. Maybe try another angle?

>>37663772
Anime is the best escapism there is lad, you're missing out.

When I was 4, it all started with Pokemon, and then I watched Beyblade, Digimon, Yugioh and DragonBall Z.

Then when I was 15 I got into 4chan and then back into anime by watching the ones that /tv/ rec'd me.

>>37663868
I said it was not a cowboy flick, it's all over the place.

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not sure whether to play minecraft after work or try draw an animu gril again.i feel bad drawing another girl, but i can't stop thinking of the lass i drew. i want to keep drawing the same gril but different styles. experiment with different eyes and try get the hang of doing bodies. i might develop a personality for her and a back story, but not sure what yet.
post waifus.

>>37663909
Yeah they're regular mans legs, what's the big deal?
Shaving your legs doesn't make them fem you narcissistic weirdo. You've really been knocked down a few notches in my opinion.

>>37663968
You have a brain sickness

>>37663909
I think your legs are cute tilde...

>>37663918
I used Nyaa, but that's fucked now, and Piratebay.

As long as you're not a quality nazi piratebay is usually fine. For anything rarer I go on streaming sites and use an addon to download the video off that, again quality isn't gonna be 1080p but it's more than watchable these days.

>>37663970
This place really is cancer, why is it turning lonely men into gayfags who think they can be qt traps.

>>37663909
M8 I don't think they're being that mean just pointing out that your legs look a normal pair a man would have.

>>37663984
minecraft's not that bad senpai.

>>37663936
>>37663970
>>37664005
Jealous bullies!

>>37663942
Thanks desu. No more pics today. Might get out the thigh-highs one day~

>>37663996
T-thanks anon, I really appreciate that!

>>37663723
>I'm really bad
Just play more, all the important game senses will be learned if you're not stubborn.

>>37663929
If I like something I look up similar things and pirate those too.

Paying for things is for normie sheep.

>>37664011
It really is though, but I also meant the other stuff

>>37663968
definitely draw a grill. Have you thought anymore about her personality?

>>37664050
I played dota for over 6k hours and I still suck so I'm not sure anymore
>>37664046
no problem tilde

>>37664046
Tilde I asked politely for you to point out the feminine features. Since you're just crying instead of showing the same manners I have to conclude you can't.

>>37664046
I'm not jealous of your little spacker legs at all, I exercise and have nice man legs, not sinewy freaky bent man legs like you.
The fact you think we're jealous speaks volumes of how you view yourself on here.

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Post 80's/90's J Pop lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM1hW_fDCT4&t

>>37663909
I'll give you a tip. Post your legs from the angle most traps do. Lie down and take a pic looking down towards your feet. Most underweight lads legs look pretty feminine from that angle.

>>37664046
>post normal male legs
>people point out they're just normal legs
>y-you're just jealous of the attention I'm getting

Fuck off, how can anyone defend you.

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>found a NEET vlogger girl on youtube
>she's like my female counterpart
>can't stop thinking about her
>too nervous to comment on her videos

What would I even talk to her about lads?

/bullyfeel/

>>37664118
post her channel lad, we need context to give suggestions

>>37664124
fuck off ebin. People weren't even being mean about it and you're both crying bully.

>>37664124
tilde deserves it, this isn't "brain damaged attention whores who are disillusioned in to thinking they're trap material feel", it's britfeel.

Alright lads.

My sickline runs out tomorrow but I'll need it extended for another week.

Do I just book another appointment with the doctor to get another one? Is it harder to get a second one?

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>>37664142
th-that wasn't even me lad

>>37664142
different waifu poster
>>37664147
>"brain damaged attention whores who are disillusioned in to thinking they're trap material feel
this for new title please, future op

Tempted to post a cheeky leg pic. Might make the avatarlads feel better by comparison.

>>37664142
feel bad for ebin because tilde has him orbiting him and white knighting him and he still openly flirts with every single person who posts him a compliment.

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>can't post cock because my company has me working away with the apprentice and we're sharing a room

>>37664176
Shitebag if you don't lad.

>>37664131
I'm afraid that passing normans will bully her and if that happens I will feel very guilty, but she does things like talk about her mental health and documents her NEET lifestyle.

I just tried commenting on one of her videos about finding things funny and I sent her this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONjldGVkW3k because it always makes me smile.

>>37664118
I'll help, post channel

>>37664180
at least he won't be as cucked as LeedsLad

tripfags finally eternally purged?

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>>37664176
I've posted my legs here before desu, they're quite normal and dull

>>37664180
I don't white knight

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i tried to make some kind of avantgarde wojak lads, dont think it turned out too well though desu

just cried and broke down in front of my mum about how i'll never get a job and how i'm shit scared
she tried to comfort me and talk about how just trying is enough.. but i know that's false.
i'm a fucking failure

>>37664199
>Trip Killer
delete this

>>37664197
>I'm afraid that passing normans will bully her

You mean afraid normans will steal your waifu?

>>37664205
I have destroyed all trip fags

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Why did I bother with Bethesda this morning. Why am I going to bother with the next three conferences?

>>37663968
Get Loomis.

just spent 20 quid on a fidget spinner lads

what are you up to?

>>37664234
Yes, she's mine and I don't want to share.

Nothing personal, kid.

>>37664245
spent 25 quid on a male masturbator and lube

>>37664197
>being this insecure

Jesus lad, get help.

>>37664252

You've said too much lad, someone will find this youtube channel

>>37664223
Whoops, I forgot I still had that name. I was battling a trip fag last night here aND forgot to erase that. I debated him on several topics and finally won. Took a hour, but was worth it

>ahh I'm too embarrassed and self conscious to post pics~

>post pics and gets criticised

>you're just jealous!~
Tilde.

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>>37663772
Aside from the stuff you watch as a kid I only got into anime properly after watching Evangelion to understand those shitty Tyrone and Rog videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB9SL-mZtVY

>>37664274
>I debated him on several topics and finally won
Nobody wins here, its literally a poo flinging fight.

should i watch pc gaming e3 show or not lads?

>>37664274
>I debated him on several topics and finally won. Took a hour, but was worth it
Was it autism?

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>>37664068
>I played dota for over 6k hours and I still suck
Because you were stubborn and judging by your steam cancerous. Overwatch isn't some high level stuff worth stressing senpai just go in matches and work on improving your own game, the wins will start stacking up soon enough.
Failing that just healslut a Pharah, it's OP

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>>37663942
>>37664105

H-how's this?

>>37664073
I am sorry anon. I thought you were joking. any advice on making them more feminine?

>>37664284
It's not even that, some anons seemed genuinely concerned for his health.

>>37664245
Watching the chase. They're gonna need some push backs desu.

anyone else really fucking need a spliff? it's been about a year since i last smoked and i'm get really bad cravings recently.

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>>37664304
it took me literally 5 seconds to pop a boner.

>>37664105
You forgot the stripped high socks. Every manish trap does this and gets orbiters, it's a miracle cure.

now my post has to compete with tildes legs.

I woke up at 3pm and spend the whole day masturbating.

is it a wasted day?

Does anyone have Madoanon's legs?

>>37664302
yeah I love when theres a good pharah, but they either suck (I mean they don't fly in the air and just stay on the ground shooting) or don't pick it

>>37664317
I did not mean to avatar that post

>>37664304
These are not the soft female (male) legs I deserve, leave this board witch

>>37664319
I considered it a given

can we please stop talking about some fags legs? I thought t his was supposed to be britfeel

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>>37664244
It sounded like a shitshow of a conference outside of Wolfenstein. Who thought it was a good idea to not only do paid mods but also big it up in front of a massive audience?

>>37664304
What's that weird saggy flab?
How old are you because your hands and legs point to an age of around 75 at least

>>37664219
That sounds really rough lad. How old are you?

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>>37664265
>>37664270
Argh I don't know what to do now, on one hand I want to help her out with views so she keeps on making new videos. But on the other I don't want to scare her away like what happened to that /lit/ girl.

When she gets drunk she really opens up and spills everything.

>>37664349
/britfeel/ is a gay general anon

>>37664287
>>37664294
I debated him/her on politics (I'm with green party), religion (I'm atheist), and which books deserve to be in the top 10 great literature list. I won politics and religion, he/her won the literature debate. I was 2 out of 3 so I won overall

>>37664356
lit girl is back making videos, she just disabled comment

have we had a britfeel suicide yet, or will Tilde be the first?

>>37664350
It's not even that. At least half of the conference was games that were already out.

>>37664304
>any advice on making them more feminine?
They're just normal male legs tilde desu. Nicely groomed atleast but that doesn't make them girly, there's nothing wrong with having normal legs.

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>>37664354
>That sounds really rough lad. How old are you?
21

>>37664304
Your quads are too big for your lower legs because you stand and walk about for a living.

>>37664367
There was a lad last week who claimed he was on his way to do it.

>>37664377
what kind of red blooded man shaves his legs

I fucking knew the nice guy act was a facade just so he could start attention whoring again.

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Morning lads

Need to plan some day time activities t b h

>Still have P.T in my libary
>Can't download it

ah~~ sony your such a tease~

>>37664388
Not many, shaving legs doesn't make you fem though. It's still blatantly attached to a guy.

>>37664304
Literally just shaved man legs, for fucks sake britfeel.

>>37664381
>21
How long have you been a NEET? Do A-levels?

>>37664317
T-thanks anon~

are you joking or being sarcastic? I cannot tell desu

>>37664345
I thought it looked better. Give me tips desu lad!

>>37664351
w-what flab lad?

>>37664377
t-thanks desu. I really am sorry for how I reacted. that was wrong. I really want to be more girlish though~

>>37664382
I kind of agree, I think my thighs are okay though~

>>37664409
i just finished uni
i only really went to avoid getting a job though, which is why i'm so terrified now

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>>37664356

fuck sake lad its a youtube channel

I just want to see the QT then not watch any of her shit tier videos again

>>37664413
Here's a tip - your hands are manly and your legs are manly so get used to being a man instead of deluding yourself in to believing you're a girl

>>37664356
Most people just want to see her face, screencap a picture of one of her vlogs so they are satisfied and you get to keep the channel to your self. Simple.

>>37664396
is it possible to download the files off the internet somewhere then copy them onto your ps4 drive so it thinks it's already downloaded or something?

>>37664365
Oh god, she just uploaded another vlog and it already has 90 views. Seems like I've got competition.

I had a dream last night where I turned up at her apartment and abseiled down the side of the building and onto her balcony and pretended to crash land, then she rescued me and let me sleep in the spare room for a few days.

We were about to kiss but unfortunately I woke up.

>>37664457
She's cheating on you lad. Post the whore's account

>>37664413
Honeatly lad this >>37664442 guy is right. Do what I did and settle for fucking cute boys instead of being one. Just accept your role and live with it.

>>37664053
it's just a nice comfy game. can just zone out.
>>37664055
she's kind,caring,patient. loves animals.
was thinking of having her work in a vets or something and take some injured animals home.i want to make her nice. can't really think of much else. if i get good at her i might give her a sister and create the opposite kind personality. but eleanor is sweet and kind.

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Teehee hope you boys dont mind a cheeky leg pic

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>>37664477
I cannot accept that anon. I will become femmer. I can be thinner if I have to and take more estrogen and stuff. I am going to make it~

>>37664512
>no foot hair
oh look, another twink faggot

>>37664535
sort your fucking life out mate, youre a bloke

It's like chris-chan all over again

>>37664512
v hairy
greek?

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>>37664512
Phwoar, that's a bit lewd if I do say so myself

>>37664484
>Still at school
>leaving age is 16
UNDERAGE!

>>37664535
You will never be happy then lad.

>>37664304
Not gonna lie Tilde they just look like a bloke's legs, i /guess/ they're not as manly as your hands but I still wouldn't call them trap worthy.

>>37664535
Tilde, you're underweight. You don't need to be any more.

>>37663294
Passed mine first go.
Those CGI videos are lulz.

>>37664560
not him, but I'm bong/ irish/ scandi and about that hairy

>>37664512
so kawaii ugguuuuuu
such cute legs and so fem

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>>37663968
>four day weekend is over
Is there a worse feel lads

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>wonder whats going on in /britfeel/
>everyone has a raging erection over a tripfags horrible legs

Its too early in the day for this shit lads

want to get ANOTHER takeaway
fuck

>>37664611
>>everyone has a raging erection over a tripfags horrible legs
That's a lie and you know it.

>>37664421
this is me a year from now

>>37664535
You can't make your hands any less brick layer-ey and your blokes legs aren't going to turn fem with pills.
Just start eating normally and find a cute boy to do cute things with like a normal gay instead of chasing something you can never have.

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>>37664467
>>37664445
>>37664430
I'm going to regret this. I find her voice very comforting.

>>37664421
>i just finished uni
what did you study?

>>37664611
>he thinks we were being serious

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>>37664535
>I can be thinner if I have to and take more estrogen and stuff.
Look that's not how femininity works..
Tilde you're sounding like a deluded tranny right now, being stick-thin or taking hormones after you hit puberty won't make you a qt trap/girl. You just end up a malnourshed guy with weird body proportions.

>>37664641
>his waifu is an inbred turk

ok

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>>37664512

People are so paranoid about being doxxed, they they only include the absolute bare minimum required in their pics now

>>37664641
She looks like the autistic guy at my work.

>>37664564
Implying a good portion of 4chan isn't anyways nazi mods can but however you have to be a pretty big faggot to moderate an online image board

>>37664665
>haha no we were just pretending to be gay lol no homo

>>37664641
NOSE
O
S
E

I'd honestly rather fuck Tilde in drag

>>37664683
Reported.
Also majority of 4chan is actually in their early 20s. Brit feels average is late 20s.

>>37664641
>I find her voice very comforting
>video is muted

what features make a penis feminine?

>>37664608
how was your time with len?

>>37664712
It being attached to a woman

>>37664712
None of your bodily features are feminine, Tilde, stop trying.

>>37664675
>>37664677
>>37664691
No, no and no. That's the last time I share stuff like this with you people.

>>37664708
Already got one of her other videos playing in the background.

>>37664699
>reported
lel

>>37664746
>No, no and no. That's the last time I share stuff like this with you people.

Good, she's a fucking runt

>>37664712
Not existing. You fucking bufty.

>>37663335
How did the rest of them go?

>>37664760
Proof that r9k is full of normans.

>>37664662
>what did you study?
history

>>37664771
rage quit after that. have been in the foetal position ever since.

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Suddenly, Icarus realised he could hardly see his father. He had fl own so high his father resembled a small dot below him. At the same time he noticed a feather drift past and float downwards towards the sea. And then another... and then another. Too late Icarus realised his wings were melting. He had flown too close to the Sun. With every desperate swoop of his arms, more feathers fell and soon his arms were almost bare. Down and down and down went Icarus...
"Father!" he shouted before falling with a heavy splash into the sea. His few remaining feathers floated on the surface of the water as he sank. Daedalus could only watch helplessly and his heart felt as heavy as a stone as he flew onward, leaving his son behind.

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Think I am just going to go to sleep desu. I feel horrible now and I am probably going to binge eat if I do not do something now~

please help me lads. I am so disgusted by my body I just want to like it

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heard that this is a good place to post nudes
x

>>37664794
In your defence, your body is disgusting so hating it is probably the right response

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So this happened yesterday very near where I live, heard the crash from up the road. What a fucking mess

http s://stv.tv/news/north/1390949-two-people-cut-from-car-after-serious-road-accident/

Apparently he was known for pulling shit like this and it was only a matter of time. Any of you lads know people who have been in massive crashes like this?

>>37664794
If you do binge eat, I want you to promise me you won't purge. You need to gain weight tilde. You need your legs to be more shapely.

>>37664794
[/spoiler]stop trying to be a trap[/spoiler]

>>37664814
that's the lad who plays guitar on youtube.

>>37664794
Showing your true colours here Tilde.
You literally couldn't give a fuck about a single anon here, you just want compliments and validation from lonely people by pretending to care and pretending to be some fem boy.
Posting these pics that prove you're just a bloke like everyone else might be the best thing for you.


Stop posting and get better instead of wasting your time on here.

>>37664794
Your body is okay for a lad. Accept being a bloke you bufty.
Also, eating more is probably the best course lad.

>>37664608
i'm using my hols and treating myself to some 3 day weekends. got 1 next week. might do a 4 day weekend the 1 after. i was gonna have every other friday off but used a load of hols at the start of the year.

how can tilde feel bullied by this lot. Does he not get that the only reason we shit on him is to get more pictures of his cute body?

*cries in the corner of /britfeel/*

>>37664824
would they be more feminine if I gained weight?

>>37664843
No I do care about the anons here. They are my friends and have helped me so I have to help them as much as I can~

>>37664864
can I join you anon?

>>37664794
Come on tilde it's not like you've been hung in the marketplace, people just don't want to lie about your body. You should be happy people are giving you respect by (mostly) telling you in a friendly way, it's much more helpful than being given deluded compliments.

>>37664881
would they be more feminine if I gained weight?
Yes.

>>37664823
Bet if he died the locals would say he was a good lad and didn't lots for the community and was well liked.

Happens all the fucking time. Local thug dies in car crash, local rag says they were well liked by everyone.

>>37664881
fuck off you pathetic, disgusting, WASTE
utterly vile drip crying out for attention on 4chan, get a clue

>>37664881
You pull that line every time, it's ridiculously fake. You don't know a single thing about the anons here past what they post, you only know a tiny fraction of who they are and how they act, they aren't your friends and you know that. You use them for validation and the moment you get criticised you pull shit like this for sympathy attention, even when you don't get (You) you post the same purging shit for attention.

Time to stop posting and get better instead of being an attention whoring cunt like this.

>>37664781
holy fuck lad, you are literally me from the future

>>37664884
I appreciate the honesty but it just makes me hate my body more anon~

>finally found the lead for my potable porn harddrive
it's a good day lads

cuts for Tilde

Alright lads. Wife is willing to forgive me as long as I end contact with goth bird, outside of work obviously. Not sure if I want to though. I need to stop contact with goth bird but not sure if I'm gonna go back with the wife.

Also Tilde your legs are male legs. Deal with it. And gain weight Jesus fuck. Get some meat on ye and stop trying to be a bird.

>>37664988
>Also Tilde your legs are male legs. Deal with it. And gain weight Jesus fuck. Get some meat on ye and stop trying to be a bird.
Kek. I do enjoy it when the characters overlap.

>>37664713
amazing
but having to leave was horrible

>>37665002
our very own avengers episode. Couldn't be prouder of the lads.

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>>37665023
Aww.
Glad you had fun, lad.

PC conference is hit lads
worst fucking E3 in years

roulette temptation is itching again

>>37665002
Got keep it entertaining.
Working on a big story arc where one character dies.
Danny Dyer is ready to play Albarnlad.

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>>37664918
at least i'm not alone i guess

>Summer forces me to wear a single layer of clothing
>can't wrap up in order to cover my disgusting body
End it for me lads

>>37665002
>Albarnlad, Shiplad, Leedslad and Securitylad work together with a surprise cameo from Moni to take down the Tilde menace

Someone write this please

>>37665023
awww what did you guys get up to if you don't mind me asking?

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>tfw committing sackable offenses at work

hope I don't get caught or do I?

Bought a crunchyroll premium account off the DW lads. Bunch of live action jap shows on their too which is cool.

>>37665205
>crunchyroll
FONT

>>37665138
I still wear jumpers for exactly this reason

you lads are bloody lucky I don't post my varicose eczema ridden legs

Wait is len really dating someone from britfeel? Is that why he doesn't post anymore?

got hairy legs
hairy arms
meh chest hair
patchy facial hair

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>>37665165
we should make our own bond/ superhero movie
Ebin and Tilde are the vilains for sure, pupets of BritNormie
Moni as bond girl
LeedLad and thai gf utilize cuck magick, with friends shiplad, ss anon and the rest of the gang

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>>37664784
You better be joking senpai. Placements losses aren't a big deal but I have no idea how leaving early influences it all.
>>37664919
Well that's never going to change with your body issues. You know deep down there's no formula to transform a male body into something cute and girly. I'm not going to give you some hollow advice on how to cope with it but obsessing over cosmetics/weight/girlpills has clearly not worked.

>>37665165

Which lads would do what in this A team

>>37665205
Isn't paying for crunchyroll objectively one of the only convenient way for western weebs to support anime creators?

I don't particularly care if people pirate or not, I just think crunchyroll provide are a worthy cause for those who watch anime.

Full disclosure: I pirate everything, anime included.

>>37664919
don't listen to the bullies, believe. Trying out new makeup/ dresses might make you feeel more girly, but don't gain weight

>>37665249
ebinlad would be like that slimy bloke from the lord of the rings who follows christopher lee around.

just made a toastie without a toastie maker
i am a genius

>>37664118
Nothing will ever happen. Don't forget that.

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>>37665292
smelly boii

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>>37665249
I don't want to be a villain though!

>>37665260
I think I will keep going but just settle for being a femboy rather than a trap desu. Thank you lad~

>>37665280
>don't gain weight

couldn't if I wanted to lad~

>>37665292
im on the villains side with this one lads. i always have preferred the under dogs

Thinking of doing a trainspotting-esque short fiction featuring Brit Normie's cast and the waifus. Maybe a beer Easton Ellis style seeing as most are probably middle class.

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Anyone want to buy my stealth camouflage suite from me?

>>37665249
>>37665275

BritNormie would be the big villain in the London skyscraper, Ebin and Tilde are the lower level villains under his wing,

LeedsLad is the leader of the good guys, Shiplad is the detective, Security anon is the muscle, SS Anon provides transportation, although he sometimes has to leave for a few days whilst settling his civil lawsuit with Marko.

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>>37665279
I guess? I just needed something to spend my last bit of BC on. I'm not even that into anime. Some of these live action shows looks cute/comfy as fuck though

>>37665311
What if I found out where she lives from her videos, flew over to her country then hung around for a few days making every excuse to interact with her?

>>37665347
Penis is too big for me

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>>37663968
>draw an animu gril again

Do this, I want to see your qt oc t b h

>>37665350
honestly /britfeel/ lore is the best part of this comuinity
>>37665345
Please make a start on this.

this is still /britfeel/ isn't it?

why is it a tripfag faggot general now

>>37665395
Gonna leave out poleaboo and Tilde though.

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>>37665249
>Moni as bond girl
Nice progressive move, the reviews are sorted.

>>37665413
It's slowly dying again and the tripfags and their orbiters and circling round like vultures for the few hours left.

How's your day lad, any decent quality bants happening? Can't believe how fast the day has gone for me.

>>37665395
>>37665350

The good guys (the goodfellas) are almost out of ideas, when suddenly Shiplad, with his novelty oversized magnifying glass, notices a discard copy of the Sunday Sport on the side of the street, he picks it up and reads a headline "Travellodge radiator boiled my bellend" with a picture of Ebin, they race to the nearest Travellodge and find him in bed with Tilde, tie them up, and recover the stolen bullion.

>>37665413
tilde couldn't help himself from attention whoring again

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Milk Cat 85

>>37665279
>Isn't paying for crunchyroll objectively one of the only convenient way for western weebs to support anime creators?
Not at all. Buying one blue ray of a 6/12 set for an anime you loved ensures you're supporting the creators. Crunchyroll and the studios get the large slices of pies from subscriptions, the actual people that animate get a pittance.

>>37665453
Howling, i hope you write more lad.

>>37665120

I haven't played roulette in about 2 months, lost 40 quid gambling on the election so I probably wont gamble for a while

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>>37665464
>tick tock

W-what are you counting down to m-milky boy?

>>37665437
what do you mean he can't act? racisms
>>37665453
dead. fucking great.

OMG I hate nerds so much

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>>37665486
Turn the odds in your favor.

>>37665180
Bowling, arcades, couple of meals out and the zoo.

also lots of snuggling

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>>37665508
wish i could back to my teenage days and punch those cunts

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>>37665498
It's just a clock, bro.

zizek posting is my favourite thing

>>37665524

You were very close to number 3 there lad, which site do you bet on?

I'd be up for a casino trip at some point if you're anywhere near the midlands

>>37665524
fuck i might chuck in a twenty

>>37665535
I know id punch those nerds so much

>>37665120
I like to play the roulette machine in the bookies, normally when I'm on my way somewhere and in no particular rush or if I just have some time to kill before an appointment.

I usually put a tenner in. About 80% of the time I lose the tenner within 60 minutes, and I walk out just feeling like I've paid for some entertainment.

20% of the time I'll come out ahead, maybe I'll leave with 17 or 18 quid. Once I turned a tenner into 25, that was alright.

I see guys in there who play in a totally different way to me. They are in there all day and they'll lose hundreds. I suppose occasionally they must win hundreds too, otherwise they wouldn't do it. But I don't understand risking that much money, because they clearly can't afford to lose it judging by the state of them.

Why do people do it lad?

>>37665597
mine personally stems from making 600 off a tenner

>>37665597
>Playing the fixed odds Jew.

>>37665597

I know the types you mean lad, I see them there all the time too, I think every single shop has them

>>37665544
thisch 'tick tock' filename dischturbsch me and so on

>>37665619
Ah I see, so you made 600 off a tenner one of the first times you played and now you're chasing that high? Makes sense. I've never had a big win like that, suppose I should count myself lucky.

>>37665631
Yeah I've been in bookies in posh areas and they still have guys like that there.

>look outside window into street
>someone walking past

Every fucking time lads, can't even look in that direction any more without making eye contact with someone.

>>37665635
Zizek on britfeel today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp5Y7e-BWwA

neighbour having a fucking benny again.

she's kicked him out once, turns out this new attempt lasted a week.

fucking roastie man. what analog to logic are they operating with?

So the guy sent me a spare log in to crunchyroll. Any of you lads want it?

>>37665715
I wouldn't mind it if you wouldn't mind giving it away, I really don't need it or anything but I did miss having a subscription.
Some of the live action stuff was amazingly bad.

[email protected]

>>37665483
I looked this up after the last time you told people to buy anime blu-rays. The last anime I watched is split across at least 6 discs on blu-ray, all sold separately. ONE of those discs costs 88.00.GBP.

They can fuck off with that shit. I might consider buying physical media if it was priced normally but I am not paying several hundred quid for a single season of anime.

>>37665770
88 is a fair price.

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>face skin starting to become bad

anyone got any suggestions? should I moisturise it or something? I barely wash my face

>>37665794
Is it shite lad. Just because they only make like 30 copies doesn't mean it's worth the money.

>>37665526
that sounds like a slice of life anime date, amazing.
grats to you both.

>>37665819
Start washing your face more lad.
Or just make sure you soak it daily.

>>37665828
It maybe isn't worth the money to you, but it's worth it to me.

I spend about 1500 on anime every month.

>>37665819
exfoliate + moisturise
make sure you change your pillow cover at least once a week

>>37663772
>after all that I've decided anime is bent as fuck and is not for me.
Sounds like my cup of tea any recommendations Anime always seemed very straight to me

>>37665862
Fair enough lad if you can afford it and want to support the cause more power to you. I can't really afford that though on my salary.

wew lads 557 calories over limit today

I just have to get through this damn cake that I'd feel bad about wasting, and then I have a clear road ahead of me to stay under limit

>>37665862
One tHousand Five hundred Great British Pounds every month

Lucky you

>>37665862
So clearly a shitty character

>>37665880
Maybe get a second job? That's what I did
>>37665891
Well I feel like I have to do my bit to support the people who make it.
>>37665906
What character?

>>37665864
I don't use a pillow really, I just sleep with a blanket thing piled up

I'll start washing my face daily and look into something then tbqh..

>>37665819
Who do you like more ebin?

Tilde or Len?

>>37665921
>I spend 1500 bongs on anime a month guys
>I even got a second job because I love it so much
>you'd think someone this obsessed with anime would be known around here by now but nope