Femanon General

>>37663035
>post timestamps and discuss.
>doesn't post timestamp

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I mean, do we need a general for that?
>ask questions
Alright, what's your favorite ice cream?

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>>37663793
coffee-flavored sweets are always very good. yours?
also, are you the anon who always posts frozen ships?

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>>37663816
I'm pretty easy with ice cream, cookies and cream is best.
And yeah that's probably me most of the time. Although I've met another anon who ships Elsanna too.

>>37663871
cookies and cream is very good. sherbet?

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>>37663949
Sherbet is a sweet fruit drink in my dictionary? Maybe I retarded, do you mean sorbet?

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>>37663997
all i know is it's delicious.

>>37664060
>Americans call sorbet sherbet
Well, the more you know.

>>37664060
Not a femanon here but yes, sherbet is fucking delicious. Am I adding to your thread yet?

>>37664120
No, Americans still have sorbet and sherbet. Welcome to the real world

>>37664222
Wait so what is sorbet to American then? I'm confus.

any of you ladies looking for a boyfriend?

America is literal autism

>>37664314
OP is a tranny and Austria-chan is a dyke, so good luck there

>>37664314
Yes but only if you lack ambition.

>>37664348
I definitely lack ambition, but why is that important?

>>37664239
Sherbet has dairy, sorbet does not.

>>37664348
Yes I have zero ambition in life whatsoever, no hopes, no goals and no aims
What makes you look for that in a guy? Are you the same way?
>>37664376
don't talk to me or my gf

>>37664376
Ambition only gives you false hope.

>>37664399
it feels nice to commiserate with someone similar, wouldnt you agree?

>>37664586
Yeah definitely, how can I get to know you better? My small talk skills are not that good.

>>37664505
No need to worry then, I have no hope at all.

>>37664623
if you have some form of contact we can talk, so post a throwaway if you have any

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>>37663035
i'm so sad
how do i tell my mom i cant leave my room, like, i CAN'T
the outside world scares me

>>37663793
hmm im kind craving banana :D

>>37664684
I think i just created romance. Don't get to faggy boys

>>37664684
[email protected]

>>37664640
Just eat ice cream with xanies and will be happy.

>>37664825
>not hydrocodone mixed with tic-tacs
"mike 'n' vikes"

>>37664825
Not that into ice cream but yes to the xans. Are you the girl who wanted a hopeless bf?

>>37665004
Yea but preferably one that doesnt know what 4chan is. And he must like ice cream, thats my only criteria

>>37665171
>posted email
>still nothing
wew lad

how do u cure vulvar vestibulitis?

>>37664325
>Austria-chan
Also blocks you if you bore her, while being boring herself.

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>>37663035
Daily reminder that if you have to come here to grub for attention, you're literally in the bottom 0.001% of the world's women.

How pathetic do you have to be to beg highly autistic 14 year olds on 4chan for (you)s? Are all the twats on this board literally too ugly for /soc/?

>>37665196
Aw qt is this destiny, do you think you could really make me happy

>>37663035
Post tits with timestamp so we can be sure you're really roasti-, I mean, """"""femanons""""""".

>>37666121

Don't expect this from dyke chan

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>>37663035
>wake up in the middle of the night after having a dream where i finally get to meet up with an anon i befriended from /r9k/
i want to stop crying every time it happens. fuck my brain for torturing me like this

>>37667354
I'm sry friendiloni. Do you use Snapchat? That's sort of like face to face interaction.

>>37667485
*or Skype really

>>37667354
oh, i'm sorry. i'm in a similar situation but not as bad. talking to a guy from another country for a while now and i started to get a crush on him. he's not interested which makes it easier but he started calling me sweetie every now and then which really fucks with me. the worst thing is i don't even want to like him but he's nice to me and that's literally already enough for me to like someone, ffs.

i just want someone to connect with. thats all i really want

but how do you even meet new people of the opposite sex? i dont have instagram or facebook

i have two friends
one is living in a different country
and i rarely hang out with the other

>>37667354
i can beat that
i dream about my gf that i met here who is dying of cancer
i cant take that feel anons

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>>37668124
>>37667354
>>37667618
i feel for all of you
i hope you all get the happy endings you deserve

Do you have a good relationship with your mom?
I was always under the impression that daughters and mothers, even if they fight, have a good bond and can be very close, but my mom fucking hates me

>>37668423
i try to get along, but my mom secretly resents how bad i am at being social and does passive aggressive things to me when she thinks i lowered my guard. she doesn't even try to accept blame for how she sheltered me from every single thing when i was younger, which in turn made me a stunted social idiot.
i don't know what she expected out of me if what she raised was a person who only does things when they're told to.

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>>37668423
I guess we manage to get along, I prefer my dad a lot more since he treats me only slightly fairer.
She used to be really vitriolic towards everything although recently in the past few years she's gotten a lot better. Part of that is probably because things went down that my parents thought I couldn't deal with on my own so they became extra nice and now treat me like delicate porcelain. Like every decision I make has to be double checked to make sure I meant it -- it's incredibly patronizing. She also does the typical mom thing in arguments where she's the always the one in the right, but instead of arguing her points further she just says whatever and laughs it off like it was a fucking joke.
But she's never done any really bad parenting and I can't say I'd have wanted her to be different during my childhood, I wasn't left alone and she did the best she could to help me when it was needed.

>>37668423
My mom Will have periods where she is extremely angry at me for literally no reason and then randomly she'll act very nice and ask me how I am and what not. is this extremely fucking weird or am I just autistic and I can't interpret social stuff well enough to understand?

>>37663035
Hey girls i need your help

I'm from the (Morocco) and I'm being married off this year to the first guy that comes said my father

Do you know a website or where I can find a western man and run with him? I know many have no gfs or company so I can offer company in return and I also cook

>>37670300
Do you have a Discord or something? We can talk there is you want.

>>37670300
gosh if only there was a website full of men who would take anyone

wont my gf touch my ass? im pretty and its clean

>>37670343
HEist #8480

>>37664702
i sense the underaged ban&

>>37670067
Reminds me of my own mother's histrionic tendencies, apparently started after my birth, but was always a bit off before. A bunch of manipulative shit that didnt really help with my social development among other things. not a female tho

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>Post on /soc/ looking for girlfriend
>get a dozen responses from men
Why are there so many stupid men

>>37671030
Because to most men, 'lesbian' translates to 'just needs muh dick'

>christmas evening
>kicked out of family
>stayed at a very small apartment where i never been before and i didn't know the owner
>all alone
>freezing even though i had my down jacket
>only furniture in that room was a mataress on the floor

I remember that night clearly. I was so lonely and I was browsing r9k on my phone. Someone posted the Bloc Party - Skeleton song in a fembot thread, first time I heard it and loved it instantly. I listened it all night cause I couldn't sleep. That night it was the first time I opened up myself for anyone, and it was on r9k. All my childhood problems. I got so much empathy and I cried the whole time. It was very special for me and I didn't feel so lonely that night anymore.

I don't know why I'm writing this really, I recently stumbled upon the Bloch Party song again and started to remember that night. I just want to thank some people here, some of you are alright, thanks for being you. I hope things will get better for you. I wished that I could help and I wished we were friends in real life.

>>37671596
Bloc Party is pretty good.

For all feminine in the place: did you ever see your mother's vagina?
If so, what did you think about your mother's vagina?
Were you disgusted, disoriented, interested, or maybe attracted to your mother's vagina?
Maybe you were envious of your mother's vagina for being more attractive than yours?
And finally, on which occasion and in which context did you get to see your mother's vagina?

Thanks in advance ;)

>>37664391
Sherbet is fizzy sweet powder, of course it doesn't have any dairy. Retard.

i really want a fembot gf
im cute and ill love you forever...
can anyone help me with that?

>>37671741
Yeah. I didn't think anything about it, except "weren't razors invented before the 21st century?"
Just when she came out of the bath and I was coming down the stairs and we randomly met because she had forgotten a towel. No big deal but it's not something I really care about.

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Fucking cancer these threads are. SAGE

I'm a 25yo khv and can't orgasm, unless legs twitching during (but ending if it does) stimulation counts. Is that it?

Have any of you never orgasmed from masturbation, but then did from sex? I have dumb fantasies about it occurring due to emotional connection with lifelong partner despite lack of physical receptivity to it.

>>37663035
What do women actually want in a man

>>37672308
No, that's definitely not it. How do you masturbate, have you tried different things? I assume you're aware of your general plumbing, where your clitoris is and whatnot? (You never know)
Never had sex so I couldn't say but I know most women don't orgasm from penetrative intercourse.

>>37671030
does she have to always have had a vag?

>>37672402
Different things in what way?
Penetrative stuff is awkward but somehow most enjoyable? Never leg twitches from that.

Clit stuff makes legs and body twitch but that's it.

Lying stomach down and grinding against my hand with pressure, preferably with underwear ON, is quick then I "cant" do anymore, but it feels like sudden liquid and a tightening prior to not being able to do more? Not very overwhelming, though.

>>37663035
Are women who are into traps gay? Or is that the same as a guy liking a tomboy?

>>37672529
Like, rubbing your clit with your hands, using a detachable showerhead to stimulate yourself, or a vibrator (or lacking that, an e-toothbrush)
Rubbing yourself on a pillow (with panties on) tends to work pretty well usually.
And maybe some stimulus, visual or otherwise. Set the mood, read some hot story or fantasize about the guy/girl you like.
If you're getting this overwhelming feeling of 'I can't continue' that actually means you're probably getting close. Try to power through it, even if you get really sensitive clitorally.

None of those worked including electric tooth brush. I don't enjoy this type very much. It makes me feel sort of squirmy with involuntary jerking movements. No ending.

Grinding/rubbing produces excellent response, but no end.

Porn does nothing for me. Stories do nothing for me. The only thing I've "gotten" anything out of is fantasizing about boyfriend. Prior to him I didn't really bother with sexual stuff/have much curiosity.

It's not "oh no I cant" but "oh no my body is a noodle and bits aren't responding anymore". Sensitivity tanks. If I keep going it's just semi numb manipulation.

>>37672574
Meant for
>>37672722
Guvuyvugb

>>37672722
Okay, but grinding and rubbing feels good at least? Even if you're not finishing, it's a good experience? Because then you just need that last little nudge towards orgasm somehow.
The thing is, sensitivity suddenly tanking and your body twitching is usually a sign of orgasm, but if there's no great feelings included, it's just weird. No vaginal contractions, heat through your crotch, waves of pleasure radiating out from your clit through your body?

Anyone else starving themselves to become thin? My dream is to look heroin chic. Lost 20 pounds in a month. Don't remember the last time I actually ate.

>>37672870
Not really but I tend to puke a lot so I stay thin by accident basically.

>>37672870
ive tried, but i guess im doomed to forever be a skinny fat. i hate getting that belly role when bending forward. any tips?

>>37672823
Yes grinding feels nice. I like bodily touch all over at that point. But it doesn't end. Someone rubbing their hands over the rest of me and lapping bodies/kissing might nudge that?

Penetrative stuff puts me in a really mellow/rhythmic mood but that's about all it does.

No. Just tightens up then some wet/gooey feeling, then noodle time.

>>37672909
Hmm, don't really have any tips since starving myself is pretty easy (especially being a shut in) so you should definitely give it another try. Once you get to your ideal weight though don't "treat" yourself or eat like you used to, or else you'll just go back to normal or even worse.

>>37672921
Then I'm honestly not sure. The gooey feeling and tightening and all definitely sounds like an orgasm, but you're not getting anything from it. It's odd, sorry anon. Not sure what to say.
Have you tried talking to your gyn?

>>37672971
how long have you gone? and do you eat anything at all, last time i tried i was so tired all time.

>>37673022
A little over a month now. Shooting for all summer and a little over that. If you feel tired try getting multivitamins, I might have to too soon since I dropped a lot of weight so quickly. I drink a good portion of water every day to at least not be dehydrated. I eat very little (like an apple or a half of a single serving salty snack, nuts or chips, mostly nuts) Every 4-5 days.

>>37673142
how much are you at and have lost?
im currenly at 152, hoping i can get just a few pounds off

>>37673176
>>37673142
this is incredibly unhealth and you're going to ruin your body doing it

>>37673293
i know its far from the best way, but ive tried for so long to lose that last little bit, without success. im in a limbo where i think i wouldnt be able to get a lip either since my doc says im underwight as it is

>>37673328
Try working out instead of starving yourself

>>37673358
obviously, i did cardio a couple of times a week for a few months, no results. only got a slightly better stamina

>>37673384
Lifting weights is king. Cardio is good for heart and lungs but do very little to your body.

>>37673423
but doesnt that make you bulk up? id rather not become big in that way

>>37673461
women will never get YUGE like men do, they lack the necessary testosterone

>>37673490
yea i know, i just seem to still gain more than id want. maybe i was just doing it wrong...

>>37673533
You could try less weight and more reps to get lean

>>37673461
Thats a meme. You need years of lifting to become anywhere near "big" from muscle. All good asses are young girls or girls who squat.
How much weight you put on is all diet. Before I counted my calories I had no idea how much I ate.

>>37673553
well shit, i did it the other way around...

>>37673563
i think im around 1k/day. what would be a good target if i want to lose a bit?

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To the small amount of females actually in this thread - I shared a class with this nerdy girl a few months ago. I fucked around and didn't try to talk to her. Now I'm seriously regretting it.

Where do nerdy girls hang out and how do I talk to one? I'm talking real nerds, not sluts wearing glasses. Where are you hiding?

>>37670300
Lol did you post in zeemaps

>>37673696
1k is very low. Go keto as well, and no sugar what so ever. Most weightgain is from fructose because the liver cant convert it to glucos so its turned into fat right away.

>>37673905
Library. But only to get the books they placed on hold so they can quickly get home and cuddle up in the dark with a nice book and her cat.

>>37674046
havent heard of keto, thats something like "no bread, no pasta" right?
i think i heard that fruits are not a good substitute. so i guess im stuck with veggies and fish then?

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FEMBOTS AND ROBOTS JOIN YOUR SPECIAL SERVER. WE'RE ALL COMFY THERE, EVERYONE IS ALLOWED!!

CODE: XaG7dx

>>37673905
I go to work, grocery store, and home. I take my dogs for walks in the woods sometimes.
I would only meet people through work. I have no friends irl.

Fembots would you date a robot who is trying to get a better life and need a partner to do the same ?

>>37674079
No carbs or at least less than 25gs a day. Carbs also include sugars in fruit or emulsifying starches, potatoes, roots, etc.

>>37674131
Duh. As long as you're trying and have good intentions. Personality and drive is sexy, yo.

>>37674131
This is basically what I've done. He has helped me a lot too, though. But I like helping him/being encouraging or comforting, and i do ok in some areas where he struggles (like jobs/money).

>>37674154
you wouldnt happen to know some low/no carb foods? nutrition (and in general food on a student budget) is far from my strong side

>>37674079
Keto stands for ketosis or ketogenic. Its when your body switches to burning fat as the main fuel source. You basically switch out all carbs for fat. Green veggies is good for making it palatable. Below 100 grams of carbs is good, below 20 is better.
There are tons of reasons why its better for losing weight and even as a diet in general.

>>37674205
eggs meat and vegetables generally
i like eggs and brocolli for breakfast

why do any of you bother coming here

morbid curiosity? boredom? scouting some vulnerable, nonthreatening pet of a romantic interest?

I'm not part of the "no girls allowed" camp I couldn't see myself coming here as one

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>tfw you KNOW your life will end by suicide

>>37674258
you should take some people with you desuuuu

>>37671030
I'll be your girlfriend if you have a feminine penis

>>37674258
Great news
I used to wholeheartedly believe this and I'm now approaching my upper 20s and no longer do.

>>37674258

I'm seconding this >>37674289
If dubs, femanon mass uprises

>>37674244
no way, and here i was thinking fat is bad, has my life been a lie? how does switching it out for fat work, doesnt it just add to the fat thats already there?

>>37674247
this doesnt sound nearly as bad as i thought it would be. i think i remember something about eggs being bad though, but who am i to question when clearly ive been wrong already

>>37674205
I literally just started back up on keto coincidentally. Lots of eggs, chicken (any meat really but be careful cause protein can throw you off ketosis), pork/bacon/sausages are good 'cause of high fat content. Your goal is to eat like mostly fat, some protein, then little to no carb.

Drink lots of water. For your fat intake, real butter, real mayo, etc. Low fat mayo has sneaky carbs/sugar added to make that shit taste good. Cheese. Salads (chicken/tuna/egg along with the greens). There's flourless breads and cake stuff you can make too.

Biggest thing though is to keep hydrated and make sure you have enough salt in your diet 'cause you'll be susceptible to getting dehydrated. And it takes a week before your body goes into detox and full ketosis, so you'll feel like shit til then. Sugar withdrawals etc but just keep going and push through it. You'll feel amazing afterwards and be that dick no one wants to be around that keeps talking about this new thing he's doing and how he's so heaaaalthy and feels amaaazing now.

>>37674328
eggs have a good amount of cholosteral, just don't eat like 5 a day and you'll be fine
also carbs are the devil

>>37674311
>femanon mass uprising
>bunch of gangly, stickthin Auschwitz-style girls with sun aversion are going to kill anyone
Yeah no. I bet the first cop we see would just take pity on us and lead us back home or something

>>37674383
>implying you need muscle to kill
buy a gun or make a fertalizer bomb, even sub 100 iq potatoe niggers can do that much

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>>37674383
Well, I mean, If /r9k/ boys can do it.
We need to stop the "there are only male school shooters" trend.

You have to do something.

>>37674383
I'm a squishy Auschwitz-style girl. I think I missed the memo.

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>>37674383
I believe in you, fellow! You can do anything you put your heart into!

>>37674406
That's not that easy, Columbine fucked it up.

>>37674412
Nevada-tan 2.0 when?

>>37674419
It is time, sister. Cleanse with fire.

>>37674420
I mean, maybe. But staying in bed seems really nice right now too.

>>37674350
how much protein are we talking and how is other fish outside of tuna?
also this is gold to me, thanks for posting!

>>37674355
ah gotcha.

>>37674184
Would you date me then?

>>37674328
How much weight you put on/lose is all about caloric input/output. Can be from carbs or fat doesnt matter. Adapting to fat burning will making weight loss easier though. Taking away the carbs will get you under your target calories though, so you gotta add some fat. Whatever you want, butter, mayo, avacados etc. I mostly add cream and peanutbutter to whatever meat im having. Highfat yogurt is easy but has some sugar. You can have berries and nuts but not fruit and not too much.

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>>37674437
>I mean, maybe. But staying in bed seems really nice right now too.

That's what Michael Ryan thought, too.

>dad comes home
>hug him
>"Welcome home! I love you Dad!"
>he immediately goes up to his room to watch TV and stays there all night

why does he hate me

>>37674496
so as im basically on an calorie in-out equilibrium, i assume switching to keto will also make the body burn more fats than i give it to convert the ketones to sugars?
also are there any specific macro goals i should have on keto?

>>37674598
I'm sure he doesn't hate you. Go cuddle up next to him and watch tv with him.

>>37674598
men are conditioned to never show emotion other than anger from a young age

>>37663035

>thought this said "femdom general"
>got excited that /gfd/ was back
>severely let down shortly after

Oh well

>>37674485
In another life. Alas, I am already spoken for.

>>37674483
Like 60-75%fat 25-30%protein maybe 5-10% most of carb

I used the myfitnesspal app to record and check out the macro percentages.

Also, other fish is fine. I like salmon cause fatty nom. I just said tuna 'cause tuna salad is quick and easy. Oh but shellfish/crab/krab tend to have carbs so be carefuuul.

>>37674638
but he yelled at me last week for not showing enough emotion and being too zombielike
what a hypocrite :(

>>37674661
hm, i dont have a smartphone... that makes it a bit harder i guess. you wouldnt be able to make the percents into grams?

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>>37674691
There are diffrent expectations for men and women

>>37674608
So like quick and dirty run down. Keto doesn't burn more fat. It just switches your body to processing energy differently. Instead of using sugars/insulin to convert to quick energy then leftover energy turned into fat, your body now uses fat as your main source of energy which doesn't have as bad as energy crashes.

But eating mostly fat keeps you from overeating. People tend to get fuller faster after eating a spoonful of butter and cream. In the end, you still have to check on your calories in/out as usual, it's just a little easier with less temptations.

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>>37674708
You can always emulate an android on your computer.

>>37674708
They have a browser site.

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Having no gf is starting to drive me insane.
Also my ex is sleeping with other guys.

>>37674714
General expectations are irrelevant to me. There's no point in modifying one's behavior. I'm going to continue using the same affect.

>>37674608
https://www.iifym.com/tdee-calculator/
That will give you your calorie intake.
The fat is turned into ketones that can be used by the cells for energy but can not be turned into sugar. The sugar would come from protein or whatever carbs you are getting through veggies etc. Going keto will make the brain switch chemistry so it too can use ketones though, you can just shitpost and while burning fat and no more low bloodsugar.

>>37674772
ah, gotcha, that makes sense.
i think i head something about eating a few spoons of coconut oil each day is good, right?

>>37674784
tried a few times and couldnt get it to work properly...

>>37674790
well damn

>>37674819
sweet! thanks for the site and info. it sounds almost too good to be true

>>37663035
Hey thanks for blocking me on discord for absolutely no reason at all or was it because you just wanted free sweaters? At least be honest and don't do that whole I want friends nonsense

>>37674412
Isn't that how every woman gets anything done? "Oh a man can do it so I'm going to do it too regardless of the fact that I might not succeed/I'm unable to come up with an original idea or goal for myself."

>>37674860
Coconut oil is great. I have it with yogurt and sweetener.

Good luck.

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>>37674916
But it's only a secondary goal meant to serve a larger purpose. The primary goal is becoming human.

>>37674901
I'm genuinely sorry that you feel the need to take people who want to talk to you and say they're a man.
I'm sorry that I blocked you, but I don't want to make friends with somebody who makes fun of me.

>>37675216
Idk if you're insomiachan but I never made fun of them. Hell all I did was send them a pic of an awesome steak I made my family!

Again if you are insomiachan don't be a jerk just because I didn't want to buy you stuff.

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>>37675466
No, that's alright. I'm sorry, I was harassed on Discord and I blocked everybody on my list.
I'm sorry for blocking you.

>>37675580
Don't you have a boy peepee?

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>>37671068
I know, I hate it. I think men can sometimes be attractive but I've never enjoyed being in a relationship with one

>>37674291
I do have one. Couldn't you tell by the anime?

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>>37675936
Nevermind. I don't appreciate the tone of that webm. :(

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>>37676038
Is this tone nicer?
I had some coffee and I'm not tired anymore

>>37675580
That's quite unfortunate, still though why even ask to be friends if you're just gonna block me?

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I just really want a qt aspie bf because we can understand each other like nobody else. I really struggle with boundaries and I cry a lot when I'm stressed and sometimes I hit myself when I'm having a meltdown. I thought an aspie bf would understand this.

I met a literal aspie robot on here the other day I really liked from another country and he thought I was qt with very similar interests so I told him I wanted to go on a date with him even when I know that's not possible but then he had a panic attack and blocked me. I feel so alone I would be so upset about being blocked by someone I just met online but he was so perfect I just keep thinking about him.

Maybe I'm just too desperate for a bf.

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I fucking hate when someone kisses me on the mouth. Like, even if they have good dental hygiene i just wanna puke my brains out. Its SO much worse when they use tongue, just........ Is this normal??? A guy just kissed me with tongue for the first time and now i wanna wash my mouth and lips with acid.. He wasn't even gross, what's wrong with me?

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>>37676652
Yes, that's much more pleasant. It's awfully late to be drinking coffee though.

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>>37677644
It's never too late for coffee, especially when I have a long night of being won over to look forward to.

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>>37678568
Sorry, my heart belongs to Andrew Blaze now.

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>>37677283
>but then he had a panic attack and blocked me
holy fuck my sides

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>>37678586
If you're into shooters, you'd be into me because I'm shootin' for your heart.

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>>37678774
I had a dream a few nights ago that someone shot up a mall and pierced my torso. It was marvelous. If you're a dream, you need to have good aim.

>>37677644
>>37678586
>>37678822
What are their stand names?

>>37678833
These are runway photos. They only have numbered designations, as indicated in the filenames.

You can look at the collection here:
https://www.gucci.com/us/en/lo/runway/women/spring-summer-2017-runway-c-runway-women-spring-summer-2017-runway

>>37677283
>be me
>terrified that i'm the anon you were talking about
>get to end of story
>whew.jpg
>that didn't happen to me

t. aspie introvert robot that had a minor panic attack just now cause i thought i did something wrong without noticing it again

>>37677283
I can relate, but I'm not posting the details just in case he's lurking. I have given up on relationships.

>>37678899
god dammit no don't do that to me.
did it happen yesterday?
t. >>37678887

>>37678907
It was me, I recognize that poster.

I'll just go.

>>37678957
How could you recognize the girl in question from two sentences? I'm not quite sure you have the right person.

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>>37678997
It can be pretty easy to discern individuals by their style of writing and mannerisms.

>>37679016
Individuals are hardly ever unique,
and the use of a language as a bridge is the rule and not the exception. Even if there were such a manner of writing that were unique to an individual, there is the possibility that an observer would not be able to recognize its idiosyncrasies.
There is a good chance you mistook me for someone else.

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>>37679069
I'm not the same anon that responded to you earlier, so I think you're mistaking me with someone else.

I don't know if I'm gay or just afraid of other women and disgusted with my obese bf now that I'm thin

>>37679101
>be me
>see other anon respond to the anon that responded to me
>"do it do it do it do it do it"
>anon delivered, intentional or not

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>>37679141
Glad I could help, I think.

>>37679141
>>see other anon respond to the anon that responded to me

Okay, I've got you now. Tell me that you must have been wrong. My identity is highly concealed and you must have been mistaken because I do not have a discernible typing style.

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>spent all day fixing my grandma's computer because she downloads everything she sees
save me don't reply I just wanted to post this picture in the hopes somebody knows the source

>>37679202
You're not the only person involved. I'm identifying a situation but not a person.

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>>37678822
For someone who likes cute webms, you have some seductively morbid dreams.
You're scaring me, but please do it more it's infatuating

>>37679263
>I'm identifying a situation but not a person.

I knew it. I'm not involved with this situation. You can't make me paranoid, shitposter.

>>37679282
What? I wasn't talking about you. I tried to make it understood that I wasn't talking about a specific post. I was talking about a situation that I am in. Based on how recently it happened, I assumed my situation and your situation are the same situation.

because i'm pretty sure it is and you should say hi to me on discord

>>37679313
Your = that anon's

I forgot to make multiple links and did not word that correctly.

>>37679313
>>37679323
Okay, but only if you know the first letter of my name so I don't realize you're not the person I think you are after I say hello.

>>37663035
>usually have anxiety attacks whenever someone pays direct attention to me with zero build up
>last time a guy talked to me i flinched hard enough my tea flew out of my hand and ruined a book i'd just bought before fleeing
>help group has helped me deal with just exiting in crowded and public places but no real help with the main issue
>can't use any of its steps as theres no build up i can rationalize away step by step
>at bookstore again yesterday
>buying next 3 books in series
>idly looking through the area for anything else that looks interesting
>not sure when but a guy managed to squat down beside me without me noticing
>starts asking me about pratchett and if i've read any of his other works
>usually i'd instantly have an attack the second someones addressing me but instead i just sort of mumble and stammer back
>have a "nice" "conversation" for a few hours
>first real conversation in I can't remember how long outside group
>ends up giving me his number
>small glimmer of hope after all
>go home
>call him
>hear the first ring on the line
>panic and end call
>wait an hour while i calm myself down
>do it again 5 more times
I ruined it, didn't i.

>>37679215
I know the source but your story was false so you get no help.

>>37679341
Before I tell you that, why don't you tell me why it would be bad for you to say hello to me. I just want to talk >_>

>>37679346
That sucks, I'm sorry you have to deal with that. Why not text him?

>>37679362
....because that never occured to me because the word "call" was used. damn it.

>>37679356
Because the person I had in mind thinks I am a loser and doesn't want to talk to me according to small, discernible cues until proven otherwise.

>>37679382
>this feel
>>You should come over sometime anon, we should hang out
>o-ok
>randomly stop by their place on a nice day, bring snacks
>>w-what are you doing here anon
>blink.exe

>>37679382
Oh. You're welcome I guess? Good luck.

>>37679405
Well, that MAY be me. If it is, it's a huge misunderstanding. I've been waiting to hear from you but didn't want to bother your or seem like an orbiter.

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>>37679382
I love posts like these. Makes me feel better that my autism isn't that bad in relation.
Never change /r9k/

>>37679426
>but didn't want to bother your or seem like an orbiter.

That's the same reason I am not communicating with a person in question. Well.

>>37679472
Well. We're at a stalemate I guess. How should we resolve this? I want to. If we're both waiting on each other, this would be a good way to get over this. What should we do?

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>>37679492
How bout y'all fucking ding dongs suck it up and go chat on discord instead of debating about who's orbiting who?

>>37679525
Rude. Why don't you go chat with someone and stop being so rude.

>>37679492
We may or may not be, depending on how good we are at recognizing writing. If you're the person I think you are, I will say hello. But maybe the first letter could be coincidental. Here is an improved
determinant! What is the third letter of my name?

>>37679548
Your discord name?

>started talking to my old toys because loneliness
>tfw too afraid to throw out old plushies because they seem to be your real friends

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>>37679544
Rude? You guys are dancing around chatting on the internet like faggots for no god damn reason. Message each other, hang out, talk, enjoy your time(or don't) and stop being such prissy little cunts about it.

>>37679555
I thought I gave you my first name, but discord name is fine.

>>37679572
Whoa lookout it's the thread police wee oo wee oo

>>37679573
Honestly anon, you don't seem as autistic as the person I'm waiting on so you might not actually be them >_>;

>>37679570
That's cute and sad in equal parts. I hope you make more friends soon.

>>37679573
Please be h.

>>37679601
This is not me! I am >>37679589 and did not answer out of anxiety!!

>>37679589
Is >>37679601 you? Because if so, that's wrong. As suspected.

>>37679620
No! It wasn't!!
FUCK (YOU) >>37679601 ANON.

>>37679615
Oh, just saw this. Well, what is it then? I won't take it for anxiety if you give an answer.

>>37679637
Is it r? >__>;

>>37679645
No, it's not. I knew he thought I was a loser and didn't want to talk to me. Okay, NOW I have given up.

>>37679645
I mean E fuck too late fml doesn't matter anyway I was wrong

>>37679637
Is it s?? It's s

>>37679659
Yeah it's totally e good job anon.

>>37679659
>>37679677

Stop toying with me! These are all wrong.

>>37679658
I do think you're a loser, because you are one, but I don't have anything against losers.

>>37679659
Yes! Sorry anon, I'm a little insecure and just needed some assurance.

>>37679680
i just miss my new introvert autist friend and i really hoped we awkwardly bumped into each other, sorry, didn't mean to bother you

>>37679682
Oh.

>>37679691
Stop pretending to be me. That's not nice. Your imitation writing style completely misses the mark.

eup

>>37679691
So send me a message saying hello
>tfw you won't because you're telling lies

>>37679708
I don't understand. Who are you talking to?

>>37679702
It's okay, I was hoping for something similar so it isn't a bother.

>>37679722
>tfw i've made 2 introvert autist friends and you could still be one of them
how long ago did "we" meet? that's how I can know for sure

>>37679419
Its not too late, right? The first ring never actually goes through to phones usually so me texting tomorrow won't seem weird now will it?

>>37679732
About a week and a half ago

>>37679590
Thank you anon, I hope so too.
But finding friends is very very hard

>>37679751
No, you're fine. Text him now, he might be up.

>>37679759
Go out to some place you enjoy, talk to people there.

>>37679751
do it, if he gave you his number hes realy interested in you

>>37679758
Damn, that's exactly in line.
What's the very last word of the last message I sent you? This will solve this.

>>37679758
THIS IS NOT ME. I had to check because my sense of time is too warped to remember.

Exactly one month ago.

>>37679817
I don't believe you. What was the last word I sent you?

>>37679775
In the places I enjoy there are no people my age. And I'm too shy to start conversation anyway.
I guess objects or animals are in some ways better, they will always hear you out and they won't hurt you in the way human can.

>>37679732
I forgot to quote you. The other post was a lie. This >>37679817 is the real answer.

>>37679824

Well, if the word isn't right, that only means I'm not the person you had in mind. Is the timeframe wrong or right?

DAMMIT ANON(S).
I give up.
I'm leaving this thread.
Send me a message on discord or don't. But do.

>>37679792
>>37679817
Will you faggots use a temporary trip so you know who you're talking to?

>>37679826
Friends don't have to be your age. Give it a shot, I believe in you.

>>37679856
No no, don't use a trip guys. You're making this night far more entertaining by being autism.

>>37679875
>he thinks it's only 2 posters going back and forth

>>37679892
This could have been worked out eventually if you hadn't intercepted the messages by pretending to be me.

>>37679837
I like literature, anime, baking, long walks.
So I'm very basic.

>>37679856
Thank you anon. I will try to talk to old lady in my library on Saturday. She seems to be nice, she is very lonely.

>>37663793
>Alright, what's your favorite ice cream?
Cookies and Cream

>>37679914
I am not that poster, I am the original anon that started all of this by asking you. I was being sincere. Other anons started and I lost track of which was you and gave up about halfway through all of this. This probably isn't the original "you", now. It doesn't matter. I should have used a temporary trip. My fault. I'm not this anon >>37679849 but I'm doing that now. Sorry for everything.

>>37672317
Intelligence is top of the list for me. Specifically, intellectualism and being well read. After that, kindness, adventurousness, empathy, etc. and ambition or drive for something in life. Then physical stuff like good hair and eyes.

>>37674251
Morbid curiosity, definitely. I find the womyn hate threads fascinating.

>>37679975
>This probably isn't the original "you", now.

It was, but I understand. This was probably too convoluted and unnecessary to begin with. Goodnight.

>>37679918
what kind of literature?

>>37679918
Wonderful, I'm sure she'll love chatting with you.
I'm sending you an e-hug, I hope it makes you feel better.

This thread is severely lacking in titties.

>>37663035
How do I convince a girl to lose weight?

>inb4 don't be shallow

>>37680162
Proust, Camus, Woolf, Dukaj, McCullers, Iris Murdoch etc.

>>37680584
Work out with her.

>>37680841
how do i convince a girl to lose weight in a LDR*

>>37680944
It's not a LDR, it's an internet crush. If you haven't met and had sex it's not a relationship.

>>37680944
long distance work out with her

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>>37680962
tanks anon oregano

>>37680584
Tell her you're worried about her health and lie you are gonna go work out too.

>>37681042
I-it's not a lie anon

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>TFW talk to some femanons
>Some end up liking me
>I live in a country thousands of miles away from all of them

>>37681103
>talk to femanon
>interested in meeting
>get ghosted

Every. Time.

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>>37680584
I posted this in another thread, it could help.
>>37681754
Best of luck. :)

>>37679775
>>37679778
It seems to have worked.

>>37679570
>tfw too afraid to throw out old plushies because they seem to be your real friends

>tfw threw away all of my plushy collection in a fit of "i need to grow up" when i moved out
>tfw no one to cuddle anymore at night
i miss all of you ;_;

>have a collection of beanie-babies that used to be my "pets" growing up
>could never throw them away too attached
>they're still there in a storage bin i dust and clean every month to prevent breakdown
>probably going to go to my sisters eventual child where they'll all be ruined by vomit and saliva

>>37682253
And i entirely forgot to link.
>>37679570
>>37682156

>>37682253
I had cousin that as far as I know still has her little elephant plushie. Used to take the piss about it.

>>37682269
All of my old stuffs in that storage area, even my old goosebumps, i just feel really guilty throwing away memories like that. Brightside my niece or nephew is gonna grow up right with berenstein and r.l.stine and the like.

>>37680208
not my fault my mom gave birth to a chestlet

>>37680208
I literally don't have any genetics and poor life decisions locked that shit down.

>>37682353
>berenstein
Oh dear

If you're lucky it'll survive even them if it isn't thrown away in the end.

>>37682253
I have a lot of beanie babies too.
I don't think I'll ever be able to part with them.
Also I'm a man and I am afraid of ridicule if anybody finds my beanie baby collection.

>>37682397
I'd hope not. That stuff was lucky enough to be handed down from eldest to middle to me and i'd hope my sister would make sure it survives as well. They're not even ratty or torn.

>>37682429
If I was you i'd keep one or two things. Kids often get bored with things so at best they'll be discarded somewhere.

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>>37682365
>not my fault my mom gave birth to a chestlet

There is a way I could help you make them grow larger.

Does a fembot smell good?

>>37682924
Most have questionable hygienic pracfices as do most robots.

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>>37682984
>>37682490
>the scent of fembot armpits

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im a fembot and im so lonely im 17 years old and i only fucked 2 guys this year whats wrong with me?
pic related is me

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I think my neghbor is spying on me

>>37682365
You get: implants.
I get: you as sex toy for a week.

Deal?

If you are an autistic femanon that is not messaging me on discord, do it, already. If the reason is that you have not given me your discord, do that, then, and I will add you right now.

>t. autismo

>>37683509
Also you can drop an email address here and I will respond to it with a throwaway so we can figure out what to do.

I'm making this public call because I don't expect it will work and to my autistic brain, it's just as valid and likely a scenario as the one I've been using (ie not being this forward).

>>37683449
source plz ? I m horny

>>37683509
how about you leave your email? i'll just get added by random anons pretending to be you

>>37663035
REEEEE LARPERS GTFO

>>37683843
thank you for responding, anon. I deleted my post to limit potential confusion.

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What do you do if someone you are doing long distance with asks for nudes? I've never asked such a thing from him and I'm paranoid of him leaking them. 99% of all ex bfs and current ones seem to use them to brag and I don't want that.

>>37684317
I have no idea honestly. I've never sent nudes like that and I wouldn't ask for them for the same reason. <_<

>>37684317
don't do it honestly
get naked when you're in person

>>37684317
refuse because thats exactly what happens each time you give nudes to someone. if he deletes you it cant be helped

>>37663035

How do I know when a girl is single and open to a relationship?

How do I know a girl is attracted to me?

How do I know when I'm ugly?

What video games do girls play? How come women hate it when guys play video games?

>>37684317
Don't send nudes. Fly out to meet him and fuck him instead.

>questions

What is your opinion on feminism?

What do you think about Donald Trump?

What do you think about the changing demographics of the West?

Are you attracted to black men?

So why do women come on 4chan and /r9k/? You do know this site is known for porn and meanness right? Especially this board.

>>37684425
So why do newfriends come on 4chan and just post like they have any authority on the subject? Especially this board.

>>37684433

I'm a newfag, been here since 2008. Probably before you were even born kiddo.

>>37684454
Fug anon has told my secret
>tfw 9
>tfw when that feel that dont b& pls

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if i'm a 8/10 will any fembots pretend to be my gf

>>37684362
>How come women hate it when guys play video games?
idk about other women but i'd like to snuggle up to a bf while he plays something. don't really want to play something myself.

>>37684380
What is your opinion on feminism?
Sometimes is needed, sometimes don't.

What do you think about Donald Trump?
Stupid as fuck. Too tight with russians.

What do you think about the changing demographics of the West?
Well, we are going to change. It's sad but inevitable process. It happened before many times. Probably asians will shine (while we... eh) then but who knows.

Are you attracted to black men?
No.

Do women lust after black men or is that a meme? Where did that come from?

Where do you guys find non manipulative or possessive bfs?

>>37684585
it probably came from white dudes that needed another target of projection for their failures

>>37684585

What's to debate? Hasn't there been a handful of studies done that has confirmed..

1. Black men have on average more testosterone than white and Asian males thus making them more desirable on a biological level to white women. This is also true of Black and Asian women, respectively.

2. Black men have the largest penises of any group of men followed by the Samoa. This alone presents a clear reason for white women (and frankly many white males) to seek black men for their sexual satiation.

3. Numerous studies have shown that white women have a psychological need for the perceived security and protection a black male provides. When they are able to secure a black male partner results show that they score 4 to 6 points higher on the general happiness and fulfillment kinsey scale then when they have a white male partner.

I could go on but the science has ended the 'Debate' quite a while ago. Women prefer black men. Deal with it.

>>37684603
>kinsey scale

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>>37684603
>>37684599
asians are rising tho

>>37684603
Nice pasta. However, surely you know females of all races prefer white men by default, right?

>>37684626
does she have one attached and one detached lobe?

>>37684585
I think it's a meme combined with the need of representation of blacks in the media (USA)
And porn
But I've never met a woman that has fucked a black guy

>>37684656
just make friends with chubby basic white bitches

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>>37684651
>she
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

originalitosalamito

>>37684687
>do they
excuse me anon, i forget to check my privilege and my pronouns

>>37684592
Just find some random guy who doesn't love you at all?

>>37684345
Ask them.
>>37684362
Don't know about that last bit but i play RTS/GS mostly and choice few FPS and most girls i know do the same but this could be biased simply due to knowing them over steam or discord.

any fembots looking for an autistic weeb bf?
please respond!

>What is your opinion on feminism?
It's needed to a degree but not the kind of shit the current wave of retards is pulling. Wage fix? Where its actually needed yes please. All men are rapists?
False rapists are rapists regardless of gender.

>What do you think about Donald Trump?
He's a literal meme.

>What do you think about the changing demographics of the West?
Technically this is what america is for but at the same time I don't really care my homeland is vehemently against this shit so we'll remain unaffected.

Are you attracted to black men?
Not particularly. American blacks are the worst but a rare few exist that are actual decent human beings though their worse off brothers ruin their image.

>>37684425
Because it attracts social outcasts and I literally grew up with it since '04. Also porn is a good thing and i'm now conditioned to be mean.

>>37684585
Its a porn industry meme men took to heart and it became a backgrouns radiation meme before you were even born that you now inherited as a societal Id.

>>37684362
You haven't achieved maximum comfort in life until you've started a village on GC AC with your girlfriend.

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What do femanons think of this image?

>>37685236
I think whoever made it doesn't understand female anatomy; what has been illustrated there would be exceedingly painful.
My boy's packing 8.5" and he legit put me in the hospital with it one night - he went too deep and burst and ovarian cyst. There's such a thing as too big and I didn't sign up for this shit when I started dating him at 15 when he was smaller.

>>37685236
That is completely throws out biology and completely misses what actually makes women feel good and makes me instantly dislike the race shilling it because of this.

If something so much as touches the cervix it hurts worse than if you've been stabbed.

>>37685236
Dunno about the whole black part, but it's generally true. Big cocks feel better and it seems like I'd have an easier time getting pregnant with one when/if that time comes.

>>37685280
>ovarian cyst
Never mention that ever again. That's just disgusting.

i wish i was more brave to contact people from r9k but im too afraid it will be some old sex offender or some psychopath : /

>>37685312

I want to make friends but I don't want to talk to people.

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>>37685288
>tfw banned from doggystyle because I keep hitting the cervix
I'll take it as a compliment I guess

>>37685312
More likely you will just be swarmed by thirsty betas who want nudes. You should try /soc/ instead. And be prepared to reject 95% of the creeps that contact you.

>>37685339
>You should try /soc/ instead
Not a femanon but I always ask women about how many contact them. It's almost always barely a handful. Women get swamped on /soc/.

>>37685312
fine some autist like >>37684947

>>37685339
>More likely you will just be swarmed by thirsty betas who want nudes.
>You should try /soc/ instead.

/soc/ isnt any better by a longshot

>>37685337
You're banned from 2/3rds of the fun positions then.

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>>37685386
It's fine I prefer oral anyway

>>37685333
hehe i can relate, or it's not that i don't want to talk but sometimes i get anxious and overwhelmed + the conversation seems forced ;_;

>>37685339
>More likely you will just be swarmed by thirsty betas who want nudes
yes, or this

>>37685303
Uh, you know every woman develops at least one in her lifetime, right? They're extremely common and normal.

Men really are clueless about female anatomy huh? Maybe cut down on the porn a bit there champ.

>>37685303
>>37685436

Alright. Man here, what is it? Teach me about vaginas. What should I know?

>>37685436
I wasn't taught about Ovarian cysts in sex ed. Just how to fugg and put a condom on. I'd rather pretend they don't exist thank you very much.

>>37685418
I have to imagine there are femanons who want an Anon to lewd with as well.

Are there any femanons that want to chat with an Anon and possibly be lewd?

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>>37685445
Uh, well you see in this image here >>37685236? In the top illustration? What that penis is doing there is slamming directly into the cervix, which believe it or not, does not result in a pleasurable experience. Even touching lightly is a very uncomfortable sensation, and pushing/pressing against it is agony.

You ever wonder why childbirth is so painful? Well I mean barring the fact that you're pushing out an 8lb flesh melon, it's because the baby has to pass through the dilated cervix. Hitting that thing with your dick is the female equivalent of being kicked in the balls. You want to curl up and puke if it happens.

>>37685454
Well we'd also like to pretend that smegma doesn't exist too but that's just life now isn't it.

>>37685337
>>37685386

I banned my boyfriend for the same reasons, or at least if we do it he has to take very shallow strokes.
I respect that you respect that though. Good lad. Shit fucking hurts man.

>>37685516

So what's an ovarian cyst? Don't men want to cum as close as possible to the cervix so that a woman can absorb his sperm and get pregnant? The cervix is like shutters to the womb? The womb is a part of the vagina or the stomach?

>>37685516
The difference is that smegma can be washed away and easily prevented. I'd like to see you try that with a cyst.