Hope you packed your lunch and starched those collars, wagie,

>>37660992
I am honestly motivated by these threads.
Makes me glad I'm not at this kind of low.

Get a job, Al.

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>>37661022
Remember that I want fries with that and that the customer's always right, wagie-wagie.

>>37660992
>impplying NEETs have the motivation to do anything
you wee liar

ill be playing devil may cry definitive edition all day. i went from bed to chair

>>37661061
I know I quit my job to catch up on family and house matters and now i just sit around like some 4chan NEET asshole

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Ahem, >>37661061

See >>37661079

>>37660992
>my morning coffe

enjoy that drug addiction of yours, neetcuck!

>>37661048
Whatever you think a real job looks like, Al.

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>>37661089
See this cup of coffee, wagie?

I expect you to have sold 17 membership rewards cards and received 38 customer feedback surveys by the time I've finished it.

>>37660992
Ah, I love these threads. This one in particular is very good!

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Anybody wanna be a bitchass wagie, dey crazy

>>37661106
Let me guess, I can't talk to you before you've finished it?

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>>37660992
This is "this" in Georgian: es.

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>>37662341
I've missed you
Orginule

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>>37660992
It was surprisingly hard to find a neetcuck thread.

>>37661106
You're thread of this failed.>>37662616
American dad frog Is new to me. I approve of you using it.

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>>37660992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nVh2MQ838g
Mmm. You should pay them no mind, fellow NEET.

>>37660992
>Georgian
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Imagine being so bored that you learn a literal meme language

>>37660992
I'm a wagecuck and I get up early everyday but my girlfriend packs my lunch I don't. But hell I get off at 3:30 everyday and still play guitar and hit the gym with my friend. Hell I love working I've met some really cool dudes. To each their own I guess

I need the wagie life to support my video game habits. Work is depressing, so when I get home its bed and laptop lockdown for me and a peanutbutter dinner. A vicious but necessary cycle to me to last on this earth.

>>37663749
holy shit, this is literally amazing

>>37660992
This same NEET loser keeps making the same thread every Monday

Kek

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>>37664160
You're being a bit too rude don't you think?

I love my job at USPS, sometimes I get envious of neetdom then I remember how depressed I was all the time

I've had sex with hundreds of women. Stay mad, faggots.

>not going to get his daily haircut

*streeeeeeeeeeetch*

Oh!

Hello there, NEETs and wagecucks!

I'm sorry I hadn't noticed you. You see, I'm planning my next trip abroad. In just under two weeks, I'll be flying off on yet another adventure. I'm not coming back Stateside until 2018, because I really don't have to unless I'd like.

Having tangible skills sure feels nice! I can spend my summer as a universtyfag doing nothing while still earning thousands of dollars per month - I don't even have to work particularly hard, either!

*yaaaaaaawn*

Guess I'll go lie down before cooking a late breakfast and going to the gym. I'll work for an hour or two on my laptop later, but I don't know if 'work' is even the right word, haha.

>>37660992
Hey NEETKEK, your mom hasn't kicked you out of the house yet?

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>because today is the start of another work week.
THEY DIDN'T EVEN GIVE ME THE WEEKEND OFF

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>haven't come to /r9k/ in ages
>this one NEET is STILL shitposting