>"man i havent had sex in over a month, im gona go crazy

>people talk to him

If I weren't this unmotivated i'd ree you out

Just say you're a virgin, easy
You just gotta take who you are an roll with it
Be proud of it and if people ask you why just laughingly say you're too ugly because everybody loves mildly self deprecating humor

>>37661351
>everybody loves mildly self deprecating humor
Don't tell yourself that too much
Maybe, in some specific situations, but mostly it just makes everyone feel awkward. Don't do that

>>37661476
I know what you mean. You don't wanna be that person who just goes "I'm depressed lol I want to die" all the time.
It's ok in small doses
I think in the situation I suggested it would be ok
Better than lying because people will find out and then you will be screwed

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>>37660844
>mfw started having casual sex with women from the internet
It's bretty gud really.