How fucked are you when you search your name?

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>>37659709
Pictures of my school shilling on exams result day come up.

>>37659709
No idea because I'm too scared to try it, searching for my email address is bad enough with all the cringy shit I used to post on forums as a teen.

Most of the time I was the forum idiot and I didn't even know it.

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>>37659733
you just made me google my email address
it was posted on a 4chan board I've never been on

>>37659709
Its mostly just pictures of hot girls

l have one of those unisex names ;_;

Only results of some other guy that has almost the same name.

>>37659744
Oh god it just keeps getting worse, I can't string together a sentence or spell for shit.

There's stuff dating back to the early 00's and its like reading a script for Mr Bean sketches.

Nothing for me comes up. Someone with my name is a professional photographer though.
My main email is vague enough that it doesnt show anything but a forum post on a forum i dont go on anymore.

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>1 picture of me
>a bunch of other successful people and their profiles

i need to figure out how to remove that picture of me

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My name brought up a famous actor (Jake Johnson)
My full name brought up an obituary of a ten year old who died in 04
rip

>(((Goldson)))
trust a jew to entice the goyim to give (((Google))) their personal information

I have the same name as some trumpet player, all the results are him.

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My dad shows up. His name is literally my name with an "os" at the end of it.

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>>37659709
A guy with my name is a sorta famous sculptur (pic related).
Then there's a hotel that my ancestors used to house WW2 refugees in.
So there's that.

When searching for my name all I get six results from three different websites providing contact details or whatever

All results are for some college kid whos trying to go pro in the nba now. Tfw a few years back page 2 had the restraining order my ex took out on me. Ty based college kid

A politician
I'm pretty sure I already deleted my cringy stuff on facebook and I never upload my real face online

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> tfw I am special and every result is me and my shitposting since early 2000s

I would be almost completely cleaned from the internet, but there's a barely completed (no picture) account on couchsurfing.com which I abandoned and forgot about. I didn't even know it existed until now.

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I've been through at least 9 pages now and I still haven't found anything related to me, feels great having a common first name in my country and a -son last name (like Jackson, Ronson, etc.)
I did find some archive site for prisoners of war and found out that there was a guy in a Japanese POW camp with the same name as me, that was pretty interesting.

>>37659709
All that comes up is wrestling, my Uncle's company and the honor roll and some more stuff with my family cause I have a rare last name so I think I'm alright.

>>37659709
My name is seriously James Dean. I'm safe af. Nobody can name dox me ever.

>shows a old YouTube profile I had with 2 favorite videos and a liked video
I expected worse.

>>37659709
There's a painting I did at highschool in google images. Other than that it's just people that share my name.

Literally nothing related to me at all
If any of you even have social media you need to get the fuck out right now anyway.

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Dont know who is this guy. Some politcians and bussinessman mostly. Nothing on me. I used fake alias since 2th grade. okay

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>links to a bunch of memes and photoshops with my heads on them that my old classmates made
>fake facebook account with a face of mine and cum on it next to a penis photoshopd
i will never get a job

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a bodybuilder
i am however, not one

Nothing back in 98 my first computer class teacher said to never post your real details online in my autism i followed the advice.

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post on internet forums from my edgy phase, connected to my location and signed with my real name

>>37659709
An elite prospect hockey player mostly but also my families technically legitimate claim to french royalty and my company required facebook.

There's literally someone with my exact name who lives in my same city that is currently exactly what I'm studying to be. This is spoops

>>37659709
Only one result is about me, and it's just a 192.com thing

Literally all I get is an American football player and pictures of Dylan Sprouse from that Disney show.

>>37659709
A bunch of articles I wrote for a music magazine years ago. Everything else is not actually related to me in any way.

>>37660218
>James Dean
Like the porn star?

>>37659709
Someone with my name received 16k upvotes on leddit. Surprising, as my last name is uncommon.

>>37659709
Just comes up with a few projects I did in school and my makeshift linkedin. Some stuff on ancestry.com with extended family. I'm pretty safe.

>>37660528
Lol ur seriously retarded

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>>37659709
My old deleted goybook profile on some website called profileengine

Welp guess I'm fucked. Shows all the dumb fucking groups I was a part of at the time. Can't even delete the profile they require you to send a copy of some piece of ID to them so they can give you access to your account.

>>37659962
Hey Richard, how's your night going?

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None of these are me, but the baby's expression is relatable. I have no idea why it's full of Dylan O'Brien (is that how you even capitalise it).

However, I do remember googling myself a few years ago and I had my fb profile photo there, I wonder where that went.

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>tfw uncommon first/last name
>tfw there's still some norman in your area with your name taking all the google page space
At least no one knows I exist

I have a second cousin with the same name who raped and killed a woman. It mostly brings him up. I've looked through results in depth and none are about me, even when they're not about him.

>>37660785
t. Muhammad

unorigininaols

>>37660827
I wish, then I could get away with all sorts of cool shit. I'm so pale that my skin looks like paper when I go outside.

>>37660785
Is it Bob Saget?

>>37660931
Damn, I've been found out. Now I'll have to go into hiding again.

>>37659709
Well, I found out I have been dead since the 70s after spending my life as a getaway driver for the Mafia. Eventually I was put into a mental ward, but escaped. To pass the time, I now live out in a tiny shack and continue my passion of being a master barber/carpenter in training. Plus I also used this as an opportunity to finish catholic school, where they noted me heavily through the usage of annotations like I am some weirdo. I also have pictures of me looking like Chad with some hot girls, that is of course when I don't have some Jagermeister image. These days you can find me liking videos of Dr. Dre, though I also seem to love Daniel Tosh for some unknown reason.

Any potential employer looks me up, they will see I am a cool guy and have experience in a lot of different fields where you can get your hands dirty. As long as they don't mind me faking my death and all.

>tfw have slavshit last name that only brings up cyrillic twitter posts

Brings up some cringy social media profiles I made years before not having friends
>I wear the same exact clothes still and look autistic

>>37659751
Hey Jordan/Alex

>tfw share a name with a reasonably famous person who disapeared
Walking on sunshine. I used to drink, and I have no idea what kind of fuckery I may have got up to online. RIP guy with my name.

>>37661273
Also, can my profiles be deleted if I report them enough?

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>>37659919
This your dad, Carl?

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Serious question, do employers Google your name? I'm afraid of never getting a job because of the edgy stuff i posted in forums in my teens

>>37661535
Yes, but they only look for stuff like criminal records or how you behave now. If it's just some cringy or edgy stuff then they won't give a shit.

>>37659709
I share my name with a C-list actor so all his stuff comes up instead of mine. It's great.

>>37661301
Can't you just delete them yourself?

Get the husband of some weather lady

Nothing shows up for me.

I never used my real name or uploaded pictures of myself online, every community I was apart of I used a seperate name and the majority have them been killed off over a decade ago.

>>37661565
Thanks mate

Origami

>>37661535
>Serious question, do employers Google your name?
Yes, though not for bottom of the barrel jobs usually.

I used to work next to the HR lady at my old company and it felt like all she was doing half the time was googling people and looking at their facebook profiles/linked in accounts

>>37661818
>HR
>Snooping social media for work

Sounds like a comfy job for a robot desu

I have literally social media with my real name on it, so there's nothing.

>>37659709
>pictures of a prime Chad model
>pictures of qt girls
>pictures of various racecars
>not a single thing about me

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>>37659709
First name
pic related, I'm named after a town I guess, looks really comfy

Full name
>phone number
>some article about the school I went to 3 years ago
>town address but not my house or street address
>can't find any pictures of me

I guess I'm kinda safe

>Josh Simpson
Some AFL player (likely comes up becase I'm Australian
>Joshua Simpson
Stuff about some German footballer

If I search what I pretty much always use for my account name on websites and gaming I'm like 5th result for a comment on a STALKER modders ModDB profile.

>>37661832
Yeah, but you also have to interview people and deal with any workplace disputes, so it's really more of a job for soft, older women

My email or name doesn't bring anything up. It's kinda funny I probably been using it more than most people here have been alive.

The account is right around 20 years old. I used a fake name then, which was partially my name.

For some reason, I was super paranoid as a teen when I made it. And I never posted it to a forum.

As far as my name goes, it's shared by someone famous do it's all good.

>>37661895
Who the fuck names their kid Marlow?

testing

originally was not banned for shitposting

Something with profanity I put on a new site. Plausible deniability right? Except my first names pretty unique so it's pretty hard to get past that. Good thing my current job was desperate to hire me and did zero background checks.

>>37662245
my mom I guess
it used to be a common name in England but not so much these days

>>37660528
James Dean was an actor I believe. James Deen is the porn star.

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>real name
A bunch of social media profiles that's not me. I don't use my real name for social medias.

>internet name
Pic related. Only the Twitch link is me, and I barely use Twitch. I picked a shit name, fml.

My DUI arrest posted in my local newspaper. Just end me

I'm only fucked if my employer looks up my Tripcode. They wouldn't.

I also have like 32 different emails all of which i remember the passwords to. I'm untraceable.

My first, middle, and last name are all very common names. First Last and First Middle Last both give 120 million results. "First Middle Last" gives one page of results with 2 results being a list of my highschool graduation class.

I'm pretty safe unless I piss off a dedicated autist.

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>>37662435
this is a little emberassing, isn't it?

All I found for mine was some famous Scottish guy and a mayor. I'm safe.

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>>37662583
oh dear god mate

>>37662583
No, that's what I do. I make erotic doggos.

>>37662583
>>37662642
http://echoseed.tumblr.com/

this isn't an original comment either

Not at all.
My name is very common and I have nothing on the internet. Most of the results are an actor that has the same name as me, or businesses

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>>37659709
>google my name
>find 5 pages on google for a reformed skin head.

Maybe this is why I haven't been getting a job

if you want proof
>Daniel Gallant

>>37662659
Not bad, bookmarked desu. originality9000

>>37662659
I don't recommend you going in there, it's 100% furshit.

>>37659709
there is a single picture of me that i hate so much, i've seriously been thinking about changing my name just because of this

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>>37662642
One day man, one day.

>>37659709
Almost entirely obituaries for an Irish loyalist killer or (strangely) twitter posts from some Bollywood star.

Toward the bottom of the first page are a few photos of me in a labcoat accompanying news stories or press releases with the words 'genius' and 'prodigy'
They're dorkly gangly photos of my teenage self but I'm a dorky gangly guy so that's not exactly unexpected and it kinda suits the narrative they were going for. My biggest complaint is that I'm invariably doing scientifically pointless activities so the photographers could fit as many pipettes and beakers into the shot as possible.

And one result is the photo I took of my childhood doggo that one some award. He was a good doggo.

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>A whitepages link with my age, home address, and phone number on the front page

Uh...

>>37662704
>Daniel Gallant
He lives in my town
Should I go say Hi for you?

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>>37662734
Yeah, my goal is to live the NEET dream off Patreon.

>>37662752
Name the town. I want to know if I know you

>>37662743
why is this allowed
ksdhfjsdhfsjd

>>37662764
Write a book and get a secondary income from royalties

>>37662752
are you ignoring me you mother fucker, i said post the town.

>>37659709
Nothing comes up. I have no social media and I am careful.

>>37662768
>>37662804
Kamloops
OROGOGILANALO

>>37662838
>Kamloops
nope, I\m from ON, I thought someone from my shitty town also browsed r9k.

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>>37660744
adding this to my folder

>>37662869
You were spooking me my dude

>mugshots of terrorists
>literally a picture of a guy who looks like me in a court room

Fuck that. You guys think you got it hard? Lmao try being brown

I share a name with a well known actor/producer so I'm fine

>>37662876
That easily could become a new meme desu
original

>>37662893
Name?
Origigigi

>>37662764
How long have you been at it? I've seen people with worse art make much more than that

>>37663042
About a year, that's because I make mostly vanilla and didn't latch onto a fandom. It's slower but better in the long run.

>>37659709
I never used my real info on emails to even make accounts on sites, you are a fucking retard if you did or even worse use your real info on social media.

>>37659709
Just some escort reviews for online persona.
For irl name, a taco truck and a band named after me for some reason.

>>37663119
You do commissions though, how's the pay?

>>37663257
When factor in the price with the amount of time it takes, it's less than minimum wage. That's why most artists move to Patreon.

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hi anon

just wanted to share with you a link that allows you to send outdated search results to be removed from google.

https://support.google.com/websearch/answer/6349986?hl=en
https://www.google.com/webmasters/tools/removals

>social media accounts that no longer exist
>old comments from youtube that are reposted on now dead websites
>things you have deleted but the results have not been taken down you

with this you can try to take down things you don't want up for people to see where you are relevant.

good luck

>>37659744
SOMEONE REGISTERED A FUCKING DOMAIN UNDER MY EMAIL ADRESS

what do i do

>>37659709
>Name
Seems more common than I thought.
>E-mail
Only some decent project I made in college. Not mad.
>Teen E-mail
OHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT

The only result about me is a video on youtube of a bugged animation mod of Skyrim.
>it features my old character who is dressed with skimpy clothes

>>37659709
> A video I was in (not made by me)
> Some images from my website
> My YT channel & site was there after some scrolling

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Searched first and surname, generic facebook results. Tons of people. Searched my full name, absolutely no exact matches. I'm in the fucking clear.