Fembot Green Flags thread

>lifts
>could beat the shit out of me
>would use me as a tampon if it was physically possible

>>37659102
hmm .. green flags for women.

doesnt have an opinion on things she hasnt researched or does extensive thinking on.

heh haha .. not in this lifetime right.

>Loves animals
Especially to the point of volunteering at shelters

>has their own hobbies
Anything works, but art is always king. I like seeing what other people can make.

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Not trying to be such an arcanine but they all fucking suck. There's a few cool ones but even they suck. Men suck, women suck but I wish I wasn't "social".

FUCK PEOPLE.

God I hate these shits, I'm young, I'm still learning but fuck these people

>>37659152
>Loves animals

My nigger.

This is one of mine too. Shows how maternal and kind she is.

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>>37659102
>tattoos
>green flags

what are you smoking anon?

>is ugly
>values friendship over sex
>very self critical
>empathetic
>smart

This combo is a 10/10 in my books

>>37659152
art and animal-loving are two very feminine traits, good taste.

>>37659102
ngl, i love sluts too OP.

slutty fembots with tattoos are glorious.

>introverted
>has a good relationship with her parents
>has hobbies and interests outside of consuming media
>minimal degeneracy
>likes children and animals
>wants to have children one day, or is at least not outright against it
>isn't obsessed with travelling
>knows what it's like to not fit into society

>>37659201
he a fukin normee bro

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>>37659160
>>37659229
Damn, based on OP, I assumed most of this was going to be fetishposting and was prepared to get called gay for that.

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>>37659102
Hm I have pretty specific ones but:
>Catholic
>Weeb
>Likes classical/contemporary art music, bonus if plays an instrument
>Likes philosophy AND theology
>Likes fitness
>Virgin
So yeah probably not happening it hurts so bad kill me right now

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>>37659102
I recently started hanging out with a girl who has damn near all of those, bretty sure shes into me

what do you suppose it means?

>pic unrelated

>atheist or agnostic
>well read
>well thought out political opinions
>if she has body modifications, has reasons for them

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>>37659102
I don't really have any "green flags" but I like girls who can carry a conversation. That's all.

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>>37659102
>has a dick
>likes to cook food (spicy)
>computer smart
>over analyzes situations
>very long hair
>helps me get platinum achivements/ 100%
>suck dick at any given moment
>drink at bar with me so I can show off her boipucci
>is a conspiracy nut
>blonde

>>37659312
>pic unrelated

Are you sure?

She looks exactly like the sort of girl OP is talking about.

>what do you suppose it means?

Does she get your dick hard?

Then you know what it means.

>>37659386
>has a dick

Why are you degenerates so obsessed with this?

>>37659102
yes!

OP you have my patrician taste in women, i like you

>>37659102

>tattoos
>piercings
>mental illnesses

Jesus Christ you're just describing a Miley Cyrus level normie

>>37659611
Thanks. What got you into that type?

>>37659296
>>37659296
>religion
Don't put your dick in crazy

>>37659602
We aren't heterosexual

>daddy issues
>high sex drive
>totally submissive and into being degraded

>>37659102
>doesn't browse 4chan
>has no qualities that signal she is trying to stand out from the crowd and is therefore fucked in the head

>>37659869
>has no qualities that signal she is trying to stand out from the crowd and is therefore fucked in the head
that's retarded. if she tries her best to be unremarkable then she's probably fucked in the head too. at least to a degree. source: me.

>>37659102
the biggest and most important green flag:
>she wants Chad

>is a non-critical drug addict

>>37659929
I want a druggy fembot just so I can score weed off of her now and again.

Plus girls get really horny when they're high right?

>>37659890
Having a very strong sense of group belonging and good abilities to blend in are literally the defining character traits of women. Any anti-social tendencies mean she will be trouble, and a shitty mother. Wonder how many robots here had strong, independently minded women as mothers.

Look at it this way: an anti-social woman is like a physically weak man - lacking in the primary distinguishing trait.

>virgin
>doesnt have many friends
>prefers babysitting children of her neighbours rather than hang around with other girls
>was raised on the farm
>her father is a fisherman and she used to go fishing with him when she was little. She likes fishing herself too. Will invite you to go with her
>not very bright. She had bad grades except for PE. will be impressed by your avg grades.
>Very nostalgic about old video games. Will play with you and help you build your collection.
>Loves mountains and will accompany you to any field trip you will plan.
>Likes picking forest mushrooms in the fall
>Doesnt mind taking life slowly. Will be happy to get old together and never leave you.
>Will learn piano and singing and will duo with you and kids on long winter evenings

>>37659658
I have no idea

I've always been into alt/goth/punk/metal/whatever girls and I like slightly degenerate behavior in girls too

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>>37659964
>virgin
>was raised on the farm
thanks for the kek

>implying i have ever spoken to a fembot
>implying women can feel insecure

I really like girls who openly admit women prefer outgoing bullies and will do anything for attention.

There are a lot of women who moan about wanting a shy nerdy bf but only interact with Chads, they straight up deny they do this on purpose. I have met one or two girls who will say it's just because they're basically hotshot bullies and how all other girls feel the same way.

A bit of truth is nice.

>>37659993
Even on r9k there is a chad/robot hierarchy. Some anons seem to effortlessly cycle through the entire site's worth of women every week, and then most of us have no clue how they even exhange initial contact info

>sensitive nipples
>sensitive butthole

These are important.

>>37659980
>I've always been into alt/goth/punk/metal/whatever girls and I like slightly degenerate behavior in girls too

They're just hot. There's no other way to explain it. Alt girls are fucking hot.

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>>37659964
>virgin
>raised on the farm

Alright seem like you dont know farmer customs. Either the father or a cousin has porked her by the time she turns 16.

>>37660007

Can't deny this. It's really affirming to have 15 femanons on snapchat vying for your attention.

Im from slavland not US tho. Farm ladies are probably the only chaste woman around here sadly. Very religious too. Every city girl on the other hand sells her cunt to pay for their worthless degrees not later than age 18.

>>37659955
What if you're a timid outcast woman then?

>>37659102
You must be colorblind because those flags are red.

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>>37660107
Never mind bro but yeah that's how it is out here. You see a family of 20 in a farm all mostly girls looking like the father and start to wonder till you find out what men do with thier daughters in farm country.

>>37660135
Better her dad fucks her than some random chad or nigger.

Would rather chill at home than go out. Every once in a while its fine but damn is it troublesome
Can share in my fitness routine, if she can run 3 miles the better.
Is fit like me
Can tolerate or accept my hobbies and atleast have a passing interest in them.

My last relationships failed because i was with shallow, vapid stacies who only liked my looks but didn't give a damn about my nerd interests and just found me boring.

>>37660080

>he thinks he's chad
>while posting on the shittiest of the Mongolian macaroni art forums

>>37660219

I'm not Chad at all. That's why I'm here.

Wants to be hurt badly and call her bf daddy.

>>37659102
>will laugh at me while she screws another dude who's flipping me off

Doesn't use birth control. Believes abortion should be criminalized.

>>37659952
Depends on the drug.
Weed not really
Coke, oh boy.

>>37661030
Why is coke so appealing? Not the anon you're replying to.

>>37661100
It makes me totally pain-free which is the main reason for it, but overall it just makes you feel sexy, desirable, outgoing, you wanna talk to everyone, fuck someone, have a smoke.

>>37660502
>dude who's flipping me off
bit gay

only the woman should humiliate you

>>37661121
Have you done coke before? I'm a pussy so I don't do drugs.

>>37661133
Yeah. Semi-regularly.

fembots are goddesses

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>>37660219
>15 femanons

origneux

>>37659159
>find interesting people to talk to
>ghosted

A lot of them are kind enough to reply and make attempts at conversation at least.

>>37661146
Lucky girl.

How old are you and where are you from?

>>37661175
20, from Austria.
And yeah somewhat lucky I guess, insofar that I can take coke.

>>37661157
I've always wondered how fembots/femanons feel about the fact they've become a sort of fetish unto themselves simply by virtue of being awkward pervy nerd girls who post on an imageboard.

>>37661185
Have you ever exchanged sexual favors for drugs?

>>37661223
No. I'm not that interested in anything that I'd ever do that (or addicted to anything), and my family is pretty wealthy so I wouldn't need to anyway.

>>37661241
Are you the sort of perv fembot that >>37661191
was referring to?

>>37661030
omg, absolutely not. Haven't seen a single person who did not become a total asshole when done coke.
Doing coke is critical to me. To be a non-critical drug user, you have to generally not do drugs. Also every hard drug like heroin, coke, meth, pills or so is a red flag. I fucking hate it when people do not differentiate. So probably, smoking a little weed occasionally is a good thing? I want a gf who does that and still prefers sobriety like I do.

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red flags
>piercings
>tattoos
>calls herself a queen/princess
>has children
>overweight
>clubs/partying

green flags
>reads
>draws/into art
>realistic career aspirations
>exercises
>liked to cook

Really I just want a girl who doesn't embody the "used up" trope. Not saying I need a humble virgin or anything, but have a little foresight and self control, please.

>>37661291
>So probably, smoking a little weed occasionally is a good thing?
it's not a good thing. it's just not bad for you if don't do it regularly and escalade into doing it daily.

>>37660060
>>37659964
Can confirm rural grills are huge thots

Also educated lowers thottiness, and college educated roasties have the highest chance at successful first marriages (>80%)

>>37661260
I suppose I'm kinda pervy but so bad desu.
Not a huge nerd I would say, but I've always more been the shy, awkward kind.

>>37661291
They probably had shit coke desu. Good coke just makes you tingly and talkative, it's the idiots who think bumping speed mixed with lidocaine is awesome.
But to each their own really.

>>37661185
Are you that rich lesbian femanon?

>>37661321
Well that lesbian femanon with the rich father but yeah.

>>37661317
What sort of perverted things are you into fembot? Abuse? Cucking?

>>37661337
you need to enslave me and use me as your personal oral giving slave

>>37661337
What a waste desu

>>37661339
Lesdom, general BDSM, verbal abuse, orgasm denial.

>>37661352
Tempting really but I'm a total sub myself so unless you happen to be a domme and preferably redhead who's gonna make fun of me being a chestlet and calling me a dyke whore I don't see it working out.

>>37661393
Get off the Internet, mom.

>>37661398
Do you ever fuck while wired on coke?

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>>37659102
>Green flag thread
>Begins it with red flags
I don't get it.

>>37661431
Haven't even fucked sober yet.
I shlick myself silly on coke sometimes when I come home, it's crazy good, 10/10 would recommend

>likes fat guys

>>37661317
Yea, to each their own. I have never done coke myself. I only had friends who told me they did "real coke" or "pure coke" or whatever and they changed to their worst. So for my personally there is no argument to redeem doing coke.

>>37661463
I've had the opposite experience, all my friends who got stuck smoking daily or doing MDMA regularly turned into insufferably dumb cunts. I don't really know anyone who does coke as much as people smoke weed but those "every other weekend" people are pretty alright.
But might just be my perception, the same way people on weed don't find potheads insufferable.

>>37661454
Goddamn it you nosy dyke. No I haven't, but maybe I'll lose it one day to a willing come whore.

Also your spoiler was hot as shit, I hope one day you start posting lewds here

>>37661500
*willing coke whore
holy shit autocorrect

>>37661500
No, I meant, I haven't fucked anyone sober or on coke.
>willing come whore
I mean, that's kinda fitting too.
>I hope one day you start posting lewds
I hope not, I'm really paranoid about shit like that. I've posted on /b/ years ago when I was still underage and occasionally I still have a slight panic thinking about randomly finding my boobs in a camwhore thread.

>>37661534
Why? There isn't a face to your illegal titties, they'd never know it was you.

>talks about how she's not like other girls
That's a red flag. A girl who compares herself to other girls is clearly obsessed with the idea other girls hold.
A girl who doesn't care what other girls are like and how she's like or unlike them is what you want.
>mental illness
Eh. Maybe you can relate.
>tattoos
What.
>piercings
Starting to sound underage now anon.
>plays video games
OK.
>preferably not just mobas
OK you're like 12 at this point anon. Leave
>extreme sexual fantasies
Yeah. Leave.

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>Dad is a fireman/cop/military/teacher/tradesman
>No Facebook or only adds close friends and family, not everyone she's ever met
>Doesn't talk to exes or keep friendzoned orbiters around
>At least one hobby where something is created(knitting, gardening, etc not vidya, reading etc)
>Loves animals but doesn't go overboard(more than 2 cats, large dog in apartment, any horses)
>No tattoos. No piercings besides ear.

>lets me hurt her
>makes cute noises when I hurt her
>lets me cuddle her afterwards

This is all I want.

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>>37661559
Yeah I know, it's irrational paranoia I guess. Like I imagine some friend back from school would somehow randomly stumble over my tits on 4chan and magically recognize them as mine based on, I don't know, freckle placement? I'm retarded about it.

>>37661564
>OK you're like 12 at this point anon. Leave

Not OP but why?

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>>37661601
>freckles on tits

oh my

>>37661601
I really hate that you're a lesbian. You're so cute.

>>37661632
Honestly with how milk white I am, it doesn't look all that sexy I think. And of course I can't tan because I go from milk white to lobster red. And I didn't even get proper fiery hair to make up for it, life is unfair.

>>37661648
Well thanks anon but I'm not all that qt desu.

>>37661601
Yeah I think you're being super paranoid anon. Coke is bad 4 u
On an unrelated note, I definitely wouldn't mind seeing your freckled dyke tits.

>>37661627
People who play mobas exclusively are kids. People who think there's non-kids who exclusively plays mobas are kids because they only get in contact with their age group.
Optionally you're a fat nerd who wouldn't risk your MMR by playing with people who don't exclusively play mobas. In which case you can't exactly say this green flag.

>>37661676
>milk white
>doesn't look all that sexy

oh please

>>37661719
MOBAs are most popular among the 18-30 demographic, this is a verifiable fact.

>easy to talk to
>>doesn't seem like she judges you as soon as you open your mouth or is too meek to interrupt
>can appreciate hypothetical arguments
>has an interest in learning things (literally anything, even just being interested in fiction)
>likes to share her interests with me
>likes doing extended-family projects like building a house during the summers (or at least doesn't complain endlessly)
>likes when I manhandle her
>doesn't ask me to stop as soon as she's satisfied
>isn't a dead fish in bed
>lets me eat her out in the shower in the mornings
>does cute things like trying to cook for me when she knows I'm much better than her

Should give a good picture.

>>37661724
>18
Strange how the lower bound is right there.
Strange how the average is well below the average gamer age.

>>37661699
Yeah I know it's silly paranoia.
And they're just like lightly freckled going down my collarbones, not at all, at least.

>>37661721
To each their own I guess. I always liked girls with a healthy color, or even properly brown qts.

>>37661753
>eat her out in the shower in the mornings
Pretty good taste anon

>likes it when I play with her butthole

>is pretty
>maintains normal hygiene
i don't care about anything else

>>37661130
>this big of a brain

>>37661795
>pretty good taste anon
Good point. That'd also be a green flag.

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>>37661881
Huehue
But really I don't think anyone tastes actually bad. Not that I'd know.

>Atheist, or agnostic in the sense of being spiritual and preferably believing in 'God', but being skeptical of organised religion
>Isn't overly opinionated
>Generally shows empathy for other people, even 'bad' people like murderers or criminals or people who've hurt her in the past
>Apolitical, uninterested, or highly skeptical of politics
>Liberal, open-minded attitude towards sexual fantasies and not judgemental of others, but highly protective of herself actually getting involved in a relationship or having sex

>>37659276
>minimal degeneracy

What a fine time to live in

>really likes when I lick her anus
>kind of embarrassed about how much she likes when I lick her anus

>>37661941
>but highly protective of herself actually getting involved in a relationship or having sex
so you want to be kept at a distance?

>>37659102
These are almost exclusively red flags retard. Even the video game shit can be attention whoring. Extreme sexual fantasies usually equals slut.

>>37661030
You're litteral gutter trash whore tier.

Hang yourself

>>37661954
I wish we lived in a world where "no degeneracy" would be a perfectly reasonable request, but we unfortunately don't.

I can't be too hard on somebody for being influenced by the culture we live in, as long as it wasn't anything too bad.

>>37661981

I'm not actually interested in women as partners because I'm given over to God. So everything I've listed is mostly hypothetical, and also about my preference in women as people rather than as partners.

If I was to go for a woman, though, I'd prefer one like this because it shows intelligence in the right way. Protecting her heart and being cautious isn't the same thing as keeping a partner she does decide to be with at a distance.

>>37661398
>Get off the Internet, mom.
I was talking more about being a rich lesbo than doing coke.

>>37662054
Yeah, me too. My mother isn't a big fan of what she affectionately refers to as my degenerate lifestyle. I'm pretty sure she'd be much more okay with me doing coke occasionally (if she knew) than with me being a dyke.

>>37662005
I think as technology grows, degeneracy will thrive too.

We opened the box of pandora, now there is no way to close it anymore.

>>37661941

>Apolitical, uninterested, or highly skeptical of politics

QFT.

Any interest in politics beyond paying lip service to the status quo is a huge red flag.

>not fat
>not deformed level ugly
>has money
>takes care of me and demands nothing in return
Such simple, nondemanding requests, yet combined they are impossible to find.

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>>37662074
Where's your mother's contact info? We clearly think alike.

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>>37662120
>anon has progressed from wanting to fuck femanons to wanting to fuck their moms
smart

>>37662076

Yep. Streaming internet porn is fucking up our minds. Now you have people who only like niche sex acts and prefer porn to actual sex. I'm an oldfag and I can tell you that anal wasn't expected in 1998 and shit like cuckolding was unheard of.

On the plus side, the internet totally destroyed MSM.

>>37662074
>I'm pretty sure she'd be much more okay with me doing coke occasionally (if she knew) than with me being a dyke.
But girl love is pure and good

>>37662167

Anon a LOT of those amateur videos and photos of white guys traveling to the Caribbean and having their wives sleep with black men are from the 90's.

>>37662120
She's actually rather attractive for her age, I suppose being a bitch is rejuvenating.

>>37662192
Well, I agree, but she's all muh grandchildren and disgusting sex etc etc. Like she doesn't have two other daughters who can shit out kids.

>hugs me when I get home from work

>>37662167
>internet totally destroyed MSM

It didn't though.

That's the problem.

Modern telecoms and tablets and smartphones just gave the jews more avenues for propaganda. It gave them more devices to shove into people's faces through which they consume degenerate propaganda.

The only acceptable alternative is to just cut yourself off from the incessant stream of digital cuckoldry entirely.

Do any femanons suffer from histrionic personality disorder?

>>37662566
That's hot
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