Anon, why are you sitting on the poolside with your shirt on?!

>>37658818
those cow tits are disgusting desu

>>37658818
I didn't want to remind you that you have the smallest tits of anyone in this pool.

My man tits probably put both of yours to shame.

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>>37658818
>Are you shy or something?
y-yes

>I give in to their peer pressure and take my shirt off
>they start laughing at unmuscular body
>I run away crying
This is why I don't like summer.

>autistically explain that my rash vest has high UV protection and is made to be worn both in and out of water

>>37658818
I actually have no issue taking off my shirt at the pool anymore. I'm kinda fat, sure, but I've known folks who were wayyyy worse that don't give a fuck. Why should I?

On the internet though, I don't fuck with that shit.

>>37658818
MMMM DEM TITTIES!!!!

>>37659025
disgusting titties you mean

I've never understood this meme. I'm fat and I've got manboobs. I do not give a fuck. No shirt all day baby

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>Okay, now which of you ladies wants to lotion me up?

>>37659032
im gay. and as a gay man i can spot another gay man. so lemme tell you bruh, YOU GAY!

id still rub my face in dat dumb hoes tits doe.

>>37658967
y-you can come s-swim in my pool... i won't make fun of your b-body...

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god why the fuck is 3D so ugly

>>37659110
why are her fingers red??

>>37659146
Hot cheeto dust

>>37659186
Liar, it wouldn't stay like that if they were in water like they are. Don't lie to me anon, that's rude.

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>>37659215
Maybe she hasn't actually dipped into the water yet. Looks dry to me.

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Because my arms are full of scars

>>37659224
Ok but what about the thumb? I am testing this right now and it seems off.

>>37659069
t-thanks, anon. t-that's very n-nice of you.

>>37658818
Because I can't fucking swim you mongs

>>37659234
Use your fingers and pull them out like a claw machine, anon.

>>37659048
>lost ~50pounds
>still look like that
fuck it

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I don't think i'd ever take my shirt off in public even if i was chad
i just cover up with a towel when i'm getting in and out of the water and then the pool hides everything

>omg he actually did it lol

>>37659503
Please tell me there is more of this set.

>>37658883
Maybe u just gay senpai

I have genuine gyno tits fuck off

>>37660017
>tfw three nipples

>>37658967

Skelly boys are so qt tho

>5'10
>114 pounds
>pale as a ghost

i dont remember the last time I didnt have clothes on in public. fuck that.

>>37660100

Nows your chance, show us that lean cuisine.

>>37660082
Thank you for saying that, I really mean it.

>>37660123
>won't do it in public
>but will on an anonymous image board

you think I'm a whore or something?

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I don't want any radiation from the sun and to die from cancer like my mom.
Now leave me you harpies.

>>37660140

Yw, i really mean it. You guys shouldnt be so nervous.

>>37660154

No, i just wanted you to feel liberated. But i understand if you feel shy c:

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>>37660193
I hate not being able to shitpost

>>37658818
>Are you shy or something? Take it off
haha but I'm only wearing my board shorts

>>37660240

I won't stop you but i still think all boys should enjoy the sun on their skin since you can do so without breaking laws. Having your shirt off during summer is one of the most freeing feelings you can experience.

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>>37658818
What the fuck are you even doing on my pool, it's already dirty as fuck, riddled with dead insects and plant debris on it. Yet, it's already winter.

>>37658818
Because its fucking cold and cloudy outside, summer has been shit this year.